Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying Chapter 215

The film "Loyal Dog" was released on the first day of the first lunar month. By the tenth day of the first lunar month, in just ten days, the cumulative box office hit 800 million.

Looking at the single-day box office now, although there is a downward trend, if it goes on like this, based on the two-month release time, the final box office should be around 2 billion.

Such box office, if other directors' films, they are probably very happy.

But for Xu Muge, who is at the peak of his career, that's how it is.

You must know that although his first film was average at the domestic box office, the overseas box office broke the Chinese film record, reaching as high as 250 million US dollars.

Therefore, Xu Muge has long been bearish about the movie box office, and it can be said that his heart is still water.

At most, you will be a little happier when you see the points skyrocketing.

In the evening, as usual, Xu Muge opened Douyin's live broadcast room.

He has been playing the game for several days, and today he decided to read the email and have a chat with everyone.

Most of the viewers in his live broadcast room are old viewers, and many of them specially downloaded Douyin for him.

He is the first brother in Tiger Cat, and he is still the first brother when you come to Douyin. There is no way. Who let him develop a wide range of fields and a large fan base.

After waiting for ten minutes, there are already tens of thousands of emails in the mailbox.

In the first letter of Mr. 2, I found one related to the movie.

"Hello, anchor, I've always been curious, why are Tudogs so cute and cute when they were young, but most of them are ugly when they grow up?"

It must be true that this question has troubled many people.

Even if it is a dog egg, it is indeed very ordinary, not ugly, but it is not good-looking.

Xu Muge said: "There are a lot of viewers in the live broadcast room. I must have been praised by my neighbors as cute when I was a child. Now it is."

After saying this, he did not continue.

The audience in the live broadcast room was silent for a while.

Points +555

"Wocao! It's too real!"

"It's me. When I was a child, my neighbors always praised me as cute and as delicate as a little girl, but now I'm a big guy!"

"Do you know how much this sentence hurts me?"

"Swear without swear words."

"Such an answer makes me angry, but there is no way to refute it!"

Every pet has its own characteristics, and the biggest characteristic of native dogs should be loyalty.

Its cuteness and honesty when it was a child and its loyalty when it grows up may be exchanged for its good looks when it grows up.

Xu Muge continued to find the second email to read.

"Brother Mu, I'm a third-year high school student. The school is about to start, and the college entrance examination is still a few months away. I suddenly have no motivation and I'm very confused. What should I do?"

This is simple.

Xu Muge casually pointed outside.

"You don't have to go to school, or you can even drop out of school. There is a shortage of people on construction sites to move bricks and build walls."

"At that time, you may have built the wall of your goddess, but that's fine, at least you still have a little sense of participation."

Points +777

Xu Muge comforting people, always so special, and empowering, making people cry and say thank you.

then.

"Brother Mu, last time you mentioned the way to make money by taking rabies vaccine and let the dog bite, and I decided to give up. After all, it was too painful."

"I have a deposit of 30,000 yuan now. What can I do to quickly increase the value of this money? It is best to double it directly."

If you want to double up quickly, the first reaction is to speculate in stocks and coins, but this kind of financial management method will not only make no money, but also lose money.

Xu Muge said casually: "This is simple, go to the Internet cafe to charge the Internet fee, 30,000 to 60,000, double directly."

He was too lazy to talk about such a question.

He read a few more emotional ones one after another, but it was nothing more than a heartbreaker and a breakup.

After watching too much Xu Mu Ge is speechless, why are there so many hypocritical people.

The last one is a little more interesting.

"Brother Mu, if I give you 100 million, so that you can't see the moon for the rest of your life, would you like it?"

There are many similar problems.

How much for streaking, how much for what to eat, and so on.

There are many ways to answer.

The funny thing is, "Don't talk about the moon, it's okay to add stars," "I don't like money, or I don't like the moon."

A little bit of pretense is, "One hundred million? Is that a lot? My movie has a box office of one hundred million in one day."

But Xu Muge decided to answer in another way.

"Your question is not very rigorous, it's too general, and people don't want to answer it after reading it."

"The first point, who gave me 100 million, can you tell me your name and ID card, we can sign a contract."

"Second point, what is this 100 million yuan? In terms of currency, is it US knives or euros or yen, or even ghost coins, or 100 million ants for 100 million punches and kicks?"

"The third point, whose second half of life, is it mine or the dog's or the audience in the live broadcast room?"

"The fourth point, is it that I can't see the moon, or is the moon gone? It's just that if I can't see, it will make me blind, and if the moon is gone, our planet will also suffer. This is of a different nature."

"You didn't make these questions clear, just let me choose? How do I choose?"

The live audience was stunned.

Never seen such an answer to a similar question.

Points +321

Points +208

"The person who sent the email: I won't let you choose, okay bro."

"Hahahaha, Brother Mu's brain circuit is too strange!"

"As expected of you."

"Brother Mu has never let me down when reading emails."

"I learned, I will answer like this next time."

"Brother Mu can let Goudan live broadcast for a while? I want to see it."

In a burst of laughter, today's live broadcast ended.

A few days later, it was Valentine's Day on February 14th.

while having lunch.

Lan Hui suddenly asked, "Do you have any plans for today?"

"No, what's the matter?" Xu Muge asked in confusion.

Lan Hui said with some disgust: "It's okay if you don't, I'll go out with your dad and find a way for dinner."

Xu Muge: "..."

If I'm not mistaken about your emotions, you want me to date someone, right?

But I'm only in my sophomore year! It's not so early to urge marriage!

Or did you say that everyone else is urging marriage in the new year, and you want to learn it yourself?

Xu Muge couldn't understand.

In fact, Lan Hui's idea is very simple. It stands to reason that her son is going to school and should focus on his studies.

But isn't going to school just to find a good job after graduation, earn money and improve the quality of life?

Now that my son is in place, earning money, and what about his studies, it would be great to get married and have children early so that we can take care of our grandchildren.

I have to say that most mothers who are a little older have an obsession with holding grandchildren.

Chapter end

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