Killing with Bikini Armor ~Former Assassin Sees a Dream of Huge Breasts over the Boundary~ Chapter 3

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Five years after leveling up my status .

I wonder if I’ve done too much…

『Agility』 has grown .

It has grown too much .

An abnormal numerical value about 20 times that of 『strength』 and I have turned into a high-powered idiot .

If I need to give an example, that is when I gave orphanage’s director-sensei a shoulder massage .

In the boys case, they will put a little too much power on it .

As a result, it hurts .

But, in my case .

There was mostly no impact .

Director-sensei said, 「I didn’t know you have touched it」 .

I did a full-power rapid shoulder massage with my 『Agility』 .

It was like an ultrasonic massager .

As a result, it was a good strange feeling .

However, since my 『stamina』 is also low, I have no endurance .

I became a super-battery-draining massager .

「……Let’s change the route a little and raise 『stamina』 . I could have collapsed due to lack of oxygen in the middle of fighting . 」 (Shaa)

Now then, there’s one more issue .

It’s magic which I have no idea at all .

Some magic introductory books were hidden in the attic for some reason, thus I have studied it .

There are three types of magic qualities displayed as skills: strong, medium, and weak .

It is said that each of them indicates not the strength, but the range .

In the case of 『Strong』, it’s a rare skill . It’s possible to learn most of the magic in this world . I’m jealous . Well, of course it will require some effort .

『Medium』 is common . Normal basic and upper magic, and seems like it can do one or two high-ranked magic if the person try a little more effort . I’m jealous .

Now, it’s about the 『Weak』 which I am also included in it…… it seems to be not good . The degree of importance is the only one that goes above 『Strong』 .

The magic that can be learned is…… one .

At most two .

What can I learn…… depends on my luck .

It seems to be magic that mostly useful for daily necessities .

What I can learn is totally unknown . The thing that can check my skill is most certainly the appraisal magic…… but none of the teachers can do it .

It’s better to practice in my current state even if I don’t know what magic I can learn .

……no doubt . It’s a blank skill .

As expected, it seems useless if I don’t think mainly about martial arts for now .

And one day .

History has moved .

……My history .

Well, it’s a bit hyperbolic to say, but it’s important to me .

There were two changed history .

One .

It was about the first time when I helped director-sensei with cooking .

「Sachan, can you peel an apple?」 (Sensei)

Like I said, I’m not Sachan……

「……I will try」 (Shaa)

I hold the knife and peel off the……

Wait a minute!

「Director-sensei! What is this kitchen knife!? Isn’t this already tattered… . 」 (Shaa)

Uuu~! I can’t forgive the rough handling of the cutlery due to my former line of work……!

「Ara, is that so? Why does Sachan understand that?」 (Sensei)

「Eh? I mean…… if it’s this dull . . 」 (Shaa)

「Even though you have no experience in cooking?」 (Sensei)

Geh!?

「……or rather sensei, anyone would realize if it’s this tattered, you know . 」 (Shaa)

「Ah……indeed」 (Sensei)

Fuuhh……dangerous, dangerous .

「Is there any whetstone? Shall I sharpen it?」 (Shaa)

「Nope (Nai wa)」 (Sensei)

「Well then . . another kitchen knife?」 (Shaa)

「Nope (Nai wa)」 (Sensei)

「a fruit knife?」(Shaa)

「Nope (Nai wa)」 (Sensei)

……Isn’t that too much!?

「U-umm……anything like cutlery…?」 (Shaa)

「If it’s the holy sword that was used by the legendary hero, then…」 (Sensei)

「Don’t!」 (Shaa)

Why do we have such thing?!

. . or rather, this orphanage has two sides?!

「Well~ just kidding~」 (Sensei)

*grumble*

「Aah jeez! Why is there no kitchen knife?!」 (Shaa)

Just how poor is this orphanage!?

Yeah right…, if they have this kind of kitchen knife……!

……wait, huh?

「Oh, what do we have here? Sachan, haven’t you brought a new kitchen knife already?」 (Sensei)

O-ohh…?

When? From when have I brought it, me……?

「With this, we can now cook, right~ . Could I see that knife for a little bit?」(Sensei)

「Ah, yes」 (Shaa)

The moment I said and passed it .

「Ara?」 (Sensei)

「!?」 (Shaa)

Suddenly, the kitchen knife disappeared .

「Ara? Strange . . 」 (Sensei)

「W-where did the knife go?」 (Shaa)

I imagined looking for a kitchen knife .

Then there was a kitchen knife on my right hand again .

……the result was the same over and over again .

「Ara ara~ There are a few traces of magic . 」 (Sensei)

If the director, who is one of the foremost magicians (not surprisingly) in the orphanage, said so, it should be correct .

「This is…… my magic?」 (Shaa)

「Even though there should be none, suddenly a knife appeared……『This person can make a sword』, if so… 「Sensei! Director-sensei! Beyond that is no good!」 (Shaa)……Alright alright . 」 (Sensei)

I feel like various awful things will happen so stop it!

「Practice with the kitchen knife for a while, okay? I’ll go check out what that magic is . 」 (Sensei)

「……Yes!」 (Shaa)

I found a clue for my magic .

The other history is .

The size of my bust .

……is not rising .

Yeah! That’s right! After all I’m just a perfectly-leveled washboard!

「Just you wait! I’ll reach to the ideal cup without fail! I will move my own historyyyyyyyyyyy!」 (Shaa)

「Sensei~, why is Sachan shouting toward the sun for no reason~?」 (Child)

「……let’s leave her be for now, okay?」 (Sensei B)

「Okaay~! Sachan! Good luck!」 (Child)

……futile .

Chapter end