Chapter 118 From today on, we will eat more Kaifeng dishes
The world's great wonders.
Meng Xu tolerated the zombie dogs; Meng Xu also tolerated the zombie elephants.
What does "Zombie Kunkun" mean to you? !
He also took a ball on the stage, and the little sunspot showed his chicken feet, right?
Fortunately, Meng Xu was always serious and immediately brought up the subject of provident fund. Otherwise, if the date mission failed, Meng Xu would have made this rooster pay the due price!
At this thought, Meng Xu's eyes turned cold.
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The zombie chicken's eyes rolled, glowing with a gray-white ferocious light. Just when Meng Xu was concentrating, he suddenly felt a force coming, and he suddenly dodged sideways. The next second, Meng Xu saw a blur in front of his eyes, and there were two streaks. The red light flashed past him and shot straight into the wall behind him.
“Zheng!”
The sound was crisp and clear, and it bounced off instantly. The crimson feathers had penetrated straight into the wall, and the copied art paintings on that wall were riddled with holes.
Hiss~!
Meng Xu's eyes became solemn: This zombie Kunkun didn't study basketball, but instead studied long-range attacks... It's a bit difficult to deal with.
Seeing that the wing attack was ineffective, the zombie chicken instantly flapped its wings and soared into the air, like a hawk, and pounced on Meng Xu.
For example…
but…
Three of them are very calm, only one person is not calm.
Is the final goal of evolutionary crystallization actually the crystallization of the entire brain, or is it just because this chicken has a small head that it appears that the evolutionary crystallization has occupied the entire brain?
Perhaps, you can also investigate.
Meng Xu breathed a sigh of relief. After wiping his sweat, he began to dig into the chicken head.
Meng Xu thought of a zombie animal.
Meng Xu was stunned as he held the Raven's Bite.
Damn it, I used to be able to eat every day, but then I stopped eating. Now I can't eat but I want to eat.
An Qiuyu was already shocked.
I saw bright red blood gushing out, and the chicken crowed loudly, then crashed and fell towards the ground.
Culling means the feasibility of attack.
An Qiuyu took a deep breath and felt that the outside was full of dangers.
The corners of Meng Xu's mouth raised slightly, and at this moment, Jiang Xiaqiu stood up suddenly, took out the exquisite short blade, and swung it hard, like Xiao Li's flying knife, instantly hitting the zombie chicken flying in the air. .
After chopping for about 20 to 30 seconds, Meng Xu looked at the zombie chicken that was no longer in shape and turned into a 'spicy chicken nugget'. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, and was very satisfied: "Okay, now it's completely Crazy Thursday." ”
The zombie chicken struggled to get up in the pool of blood. Meng Xu didn't hesitate at all. He decisively held the Raven's Bite and quickly approached the zombie chicken, his eyes were cold and he raised his ax high.
The sound was very harsh, giving Meng Xu a sense of déjà vu as if he had just fallen asleep and was woken up by a crowing rooster. In an instant, his murderous intention became even more impulsive: "We still need to get the provident fund quickly...but now even the roosters can't do it." It's so awesome, it looks like I'll have to eat all the chicken on KFC's Crazy Thursdays from now on!”
In the midst of all the lightning, a super zombie animal that could kill an entire heavily armed squad in a sudden situation died just like that?
Qi Leyao, on the other hand, protected An Qiuyu very calmly, which was a little different.
certainly…
“Peng!”
More importantly, Meng Xu also wanted to eat Crazy Thursday.
Sounds rang out one after another, and the ball kept hitting the ground.
Jiang Xiaqiu walked over calmly and picked up his exquisite short blade: It can be seen that Jiang Xiaqiu has become accustomed to fighting with a knife, which has changed the usual customs of zombies.
so…
That's a big guy, and it's very easy to find. After you finish the date mission and get the breakthrough points, go look for it and see what's inside the elephant's head.
It can be said that the entire zombie chicken's brain is shrouded in this purple evolutionary crystal.
“Finally dead.”
Small head, big evolutionary crystallization.
However, although this zombie chicken was hit by the exquisite short blade and fell to the ground, it still struggled to get up and let out a weird scream: "Gurgling!"
Fortunately, I met Meng Dong. Otherwise, even if he had completed his transformation and could kill zombies, he would still be trapped by this kind of zombie animal that suddenly appeared and seemed weaker than the zombies.
no,
The zombie elephant I encountered not long ago.
“Peng!”
You make me look like a clown when you do this.
This world is so crazy that even pheasants are starting to pretend to be eagles.
“Peng!”
Meng Xu's eyes became unkind.
【introduce:…】
【Intermediate evolutionary crystal (genotype)】
Meng Xu decided that from today on, he will eat more KFC, Wallace, and McDonald's, and he must eat all these chickens to prevent them from turning into zombie chickens and harming others.
With this thought, Meng Xu was very satisfied.
Then, Meng Xu dug out the purple crystal.
Practice makes perfect, and Meng Xu is now a very skilled crystal digger.
After digging out the purple evolutionary crystal, Meng Xu put it in his pocket very naturally, then sat back as if nothing had happened, smiled at Jiang Xiaqiu, Qi Leyao and An Qiuyu and said, "You guys need to eat something. What? Oh, by the way, a candlelight dinner.”
Having said that, Meng Xu didn't have any candles at hand, so he took out two cigarettes and lit them with a lighter.
Looking at this strange scene, An Qiuyu was also stunned.
“If you don't have a candle on hand, let's pretend it's with smoke first.”
Meng Xu said calmly, but he felt that he was a little crazy, so he added: "Just smell it by the way."
“They say that if you smoke too much, you will get addicted to cigarettes. It's so funny. I smoke every day. Where did the addiction come from?”
Meng Xu himself does not smoke, but as the chairman, he naturally carries a few cigarettes with him and occasionally smokes.
But it doesn't matter, it's normal for words and deeds to differ.
An Qiuyu was silent. She really wanted to leave, but she couldn't.
Meng Xu took a deep breath, and then waved under the gazes of the three people: "Waiter, take your order."
After a while, no one answered.
Meng Xu was dissatisfied and immediately shouted: "No, do you want to work in this Western restaurant? First, I let my brother run around, and then there is no trace of the waiter. If this happens again, I will call 12315 to complain!"
“Call your department manager!”
After Meng Xu finished shouting, he returned to normal and said to An Qiuyu, Jiang Xiaqiu and Qi Leyao: "I'll go to the kitchen to check on the situation. You guys sit down for a while."
After saying that, he stood up gracefully and walked towards the kitchen.
Looks normal.
But in An Qiuyu's eyes...this is even more abnormal, okay?
Weak, pitiful, and scared.jpg
Meng Xu stood up and did not walk towards the kitchen, but looked straight in one direction.
There, he keenly sensed that something was looking at him.
The risk factor is not large.
Perhaps this is the feedback that the spiritual value gives to oneself after transcending the world?
Meng Xu didn't know, but he was in good spirits and decided to go and see what was going on.
Don't let these prying eyes ruin your perfect date!
At another chain hotpot restaurant from the Sichuan and Chongqing area not far away, three people looked at each other with quite frightened eyes, filled with some kind of shock.
“Brother...brother...are we still going there?”
A tall, thin man with a broken dragon tattooed on his body whispered, his voice trembling uncontrollably.
Another young man with a sky eye tattooed on his face trembled and said: "Go to hell! Keep your voice down, don't let this evil star hear you!"
After seeing Meng Xu and his party before, they felt greedy and thought they would have something to do tonight.
After all, the three women who were traveling with him were all tall and could be said to have legs.
Exactly one per person.
Especially one of them looks a bit familiar, as if he is a certain star!
The only man among them doesn't look very strong, and he is very talkative. He looks like a pretty boy at first glance. He will probably cry for a long time if he is punched. Then he will be chopped with a knife and fed to the great chicken god.
This was their original plan.
What they didn't expect was that Meng Xu and his party entered the Western restaurant as soon as they came up.
The three of them felt a little sorry.
After all, it is the territory of the Chicken God. Four days ago, seven of them broke into the Chicken God's territory for no good reason. Then the Chicken God killed four of them on the spot. After that, they hid here and coaxed other survivors every day. , chopped them into pieces, threw them to the Chicken God, and at the same time sought the Chicken God's blessing.
In this way, I spent four days here safely and soundly. I even collected a lot of supplies and enjoyed it for a long time.
For the Chicken God, as long as he is provided with food every day, he will not be angry. As for what these foods went through before they died, the Chicken God does not care.
But what they never expected was that the pretty boy who they thought looked weak would be chopped into spicy chicken nuggets by the Chicken God with a knife in his hand! Although there was a girl's help, the whole process took less than 20 seconds!
Last time Chicken God killed four of them, it took less than 5 seconds!
Such a conversion...
The three of them had begun to gasp.
After that, the three of them were completely frightened and hid in the house shivering, hoping that Meng Xu wouldn't see them.
Meng Xu was yelling, saying, "Waiter, serve the food." This made the three of them even more frightened. It could be said that they were scared to death.
This is a lunatic, and lunatics will always do things that are beyond the expectations of normal people.
Hence, the three of them were praying that they would not be discovered.
However, this prayer soon turned into despair.
because…
They saw that Meng Xu was walking in the direction of the three of them!
“What to do, what to do?! He's here, he found us?!”
The man who had been silent had a tattoo on his body... Well, the Pleasant Goat man was frightened and his expression collapsed. After shouting, he stood up without hesitation and fled towards the emergency exit.
Seeing this scene, Tianyan was startled and immediately cursed: "Mazi, what the **** are you..."
Before, he could pretend to comfort himself without being discovered. But if Mazi did this, wouldn't everything be exposed? !
“Cao!”
At this point, the young man with the Heavenly Eye tattooed on his forehead and pretending to be Erlang Shen stopped pretending. He immediately swung the table and rushed towards Meng Xu with a machete in his hand: "I'll fight with you!"
Meng Xu was a little surprised by the sudden situation.
He thought that there were people here, but he didn't expect...that these people would be like this.
Are they crazy? !
These people are so chatty that they look crazy at first glance.
Fortunately I am not.
Meng Xu took a deep breath and showed a very confident smile.
【Brother Tianyan】
【Occupation: Mental young man, gangster, serial murderer, high priest】
【Level: 20/3/5/2】
Meng Xu:! !
A spirited guy at level 20? !
This is the highest-ranking person Meng Xu has seen so far!
Such a high-level spirited guy, it would be a waste to kill him all at once!
Moreover, this guy still adheres to the spirit of a spirited young man. The system doesn't even display his name, only the cool and ridiculous name of 'Brother Tianyan'... He can't really be called Tian Ge, right?
Meng Xu saw him coming with a machete, and he casually struck him with the raven's bite, knocking him to the ground with the machete, and then kicked him over while the spirited young man was dazed.
Looking at the spirited young man groaning in pain on the ground, he glanced at the other one who was running towards the safe passage in a panic and the one who was standing there stupidly. Without any hurry, he squatted on the ground and slapped him with Raven's Bite. Patting Brother Tianyan's face: "Can you wave a flower hand? Give me one."
There was a zombie in the safe passage, and Meng Xu heard the noise outside.
But Meng Xu did not take the initiative to do it.
After all, he is an ordinary zombie, and now he must strictly follow the dating process and cannot attack at will.
So, the young man who escaped was in a panic and was probably going to fight the zombies, so don't worry about it.
Hearing Meng Xu's words, the young man was stunned: "Brother...Brother, I can learn subject three..."
"one comes."
Meng Xu stood up and yawned. Hearing another spirited young man being bitten by zombies outside the door, he walked over very calmly and knocked on the door: "The singing is too unpleasant, so there is no need for you to sing."
Then he opened the door, hacked the zombie to death, and gave the spirited guy a good beating.
Meng Dong burst into tears.
After finishing his good deeds, Meng Xu looked at the spirited young man at level 20, dancing with tears streaming down his face as he danced to Subject 3... The movements of his hands were very smooth, and he had already formed a muscle memory.
And the dumbfounded guy behind him... Huh? Why is it missing?
Meng Xu looked around and found it.
He jumped off the building.
Has fallen to death downstairs.
Meng Xu was a little puzzled.
What building did he jump from? Did anyone threaten him?
Out of politeness, Meng Xu called 120. Listening to the sound of 'no one answered', he politely reported: "Is it 120? I'm here at Huaguang Plaza. Someone jumped off the building. I'm so miserable." ,come quickly."
After saying that, he hung up the phone and was filled with emotion.
Let's just say that some of them are mentally ill. No, one of them jumped off the building.
Meng Xu quietly watched Brother Tianyan dance the third dance in front of him. Halfway through the dance, he suddenly stopped and cried to Meng Xu: "Brother, the second half is a space dance, I can't do it anymore."
Meng Xu frowned: "Forget it, I won't make it difficult for you, just jump down by yourself. If you fall to death, you will fall to death. If you don't fall to death, just pretend that God has spared you."
After hearing Meng Xu's words, Brother Yan glanced at the height of the fourth floor that day and trembled.
When Meng Xu saw this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't you want to jump?"
After saying that, he weighed the raven's bite.
Brother Tianyan had no choice but to grit his teeth and jump.
Then…
“Hey, ambulance? Yes, yes, it's me, another one jumped.”
After hanging up the phone, Meng Xu sat back and smiled at everyone: "This restaurant is so welcoming, and there are also intermission performances, which is very good..."
After saying that, Meng Xu calmly opened his inventory and took out four barrels of instant noodles: "The candlelight dinner is coming~ This is Nanbang, and it's a state banquet~!"
Looking at the instant noodles in front of her, An Qiuyu was about to eat it when she saw Meng Xu take out four more bottles of mineral water, pour them together, put them in a large, clean-looking pot, and light them with a lighter. A pile of debris and starting to boil water.
Instant noodles always need to be soaked!
In this way, the task of "having a candlelight dinner together" should be solved, and it has been exceeded, and I even put on a show!
After completing this task, the only "sweet date" left this time was watching movies and going to the amusement park.
It just so happens that there is also a movie theater in this mall.
It means that it may cease business.
It doesn't matter, just go through the process.
Let's go to the amusement park…
This made Meng Xu a little troubled. The only amusement park in Heqing City is in Qingbei District.
Gyeongbuk-gu is too far away, and you might encounter something unexpected on the way.
Forget it, downgrade your consumption, go find a community nearby, take a look at the seesaws in those communities, and use it as a temporary amusement park.
I am really a genius, this operation is perfect, my family!
Meng Xu was satisfied. When he saw the water boiling, Meng Xu stepped on the fire and put out the fire with his feet. Then he calmly soaked the instant noodles in hot water and said, "Everyone, let's eat."
An Qiuyu ate instant noodles in silence. Jiang Xiaqiu and Qi Leyao didn't... maybe because they weren't hungry.
It's understandable.
Meng Xu used action to understand and carried out Operation CD to help Jiang Xiaqiu and Qi Leyao eliminate their share of instant noodles.
It's normal. During normal dates, girlfriends often buy things they can't finish. Then the role of boyfriends comes into play and they have to help them eat the leftovers.
Meng Xu felt that he had realized and understood the essence of dating!
That's right, this is Meng Xu.
Although I have never been in love, I have some theoretical knowledge.
After An Qiuyu finished eating the instant noodles, she showed a pitiful expression, blinked at Meng Xu and said, "Mr. Meng, I'm full~ I think the two sisters are also tired. Let's go back?”
An Qiuyu didn't want to stay on this date for even a second!
It kind of tortured the family.
“Hmm, there's no need to be so shy.”
Meng Xu smiled slightly and rejected An Qiuyu's proposal: Just kidding, there are two more requirements. I haven't finished watching movies and amusement parks, so how can I go back now? !
Meng Xu stopped giving up halfway.
“Are you tired? It doesn't matter, let's go watch a movie, just in time to take a rest.”
After that, Meng Xu stood up and pointed to the location upstairs: "What a coincidence, this mall happens to have a cinema... I remember that the movie you starred in is about to be released, right? What are you starring in? I I know, the heroine Jiaojiao!”
“Exactly, look at your style in the movie!”
Hearing Meng Xu's words, An Qiuyu couldn't hold back.
Animated movies and dubbing also count?
Watching a movie, you never...
etc.
An Qiuyu suddenly thought of a question.
It's the end of the world, how can we watch movies? !
(End of this chapter)
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