Chapter 109: Falling into a trap
As for the position of secretary, An Qiuyu believed that he was impeccable and that he was very suitable for this position.
She happily planned to take up the post, but was sternly rejected by Meng Xu: "Ignore other things. Just finish the party first and sing a few songs. The time should not be less than 10 minutes. You can do it." Are you there?"
The evening party project is very important.
Related to Meng Xu's breakthrough mission, whether he can break through the limits of the human body is the issue that Meng Xu is most concerned about right now.
Hearing Meng Xu's words, An Qiuyu couldn't help but feel a little unhappy, but she nodded, and then said expectantly: "Then Mr. Meng...will you come to listen to me sing?"
After saying that, An Qiuyu couldn't help but look a little shy, and looked at Meng Xu with a hint of affection.
Upon seeing this, Meng Xu thought about it and said, "Maybe, but I'm going to make a surprise attack in the afternoon to wipe out the twenty-four shops in the two nearby streets and integrate all the usable things."
“I may not be able to come back at night.”
Meng Xu had no interest in the party: after all, An Qiuyu has been appointed as the chairman's secretary. Is it still difficult for the boss to listen to music in the office?
easy.
Seeing what Meng Xu said, An Qiuyu didn't feel frustrated at all, but continued to ask: "Mr. Meng... is there any song you want to hear? I can sing it."
“Okay, let's go get ready for Zhang Qin. You are my secretary. If you don't want to live in your own place, you can sleep in my office on the top floor.”
The zombie corpses that were scattered all over the floor downstairs have now been moved away. Meng Xu didn't know where these corpses were moved, but he still nodded and praised the zombie employees of the first business group for their ability.
“Let's be brave alone.”
Although I don't know why Peashooter is a rose, it is probably a fake news to deceive others, so as to catch the zombies by surprise... Well, Zhang Lunping doesn't know why, but that's it.
For Zhang Lunping, he is just an ordinary HR person. He has been a brewery worker for ten years, so he knows how to make wine. He can talk eloquently about infrastructure construction and give some suggestions. It was a bit difficult for him to write any plans.
Children's songs never end!
This time, he will follow the same pattern and cause a **** massacre here to completely destroy this gathering place!
but…
The man was wearing a leather jacket and looked a bit murderous. He was holding something like a watermelon knife in his hand. He was wearing sunglasses and a mask, and was carrying a cross-body bag. He didn't look like he was easy to mess with.
The purpose of watering is not to make pea shooters grow, but to show Chairman Meng his attitude.
There are seven zombie employees under Meng Xu!
The King is under the Shichibukai!
Such a powerful lineup is enough to clear two zombie streets.
So I came down leisurely to water it, hoping to make the 'Pea Shooter' grow quickly.
Zhang Lunping looked at the people approaching step by step and immediately became confused. He asked from a distance: "This is the Peace Building of peace and order. Who are you? Have we met before?"
Just as Zhang Lunping was calmly watering the water, he suddenly saw a person walking from a distance.
Zhang Lunping felt that the person in front of him looked familiar, and at the same time felt very uncomfortable. He didn't like this person very much.
Speaking of this, Zhang Yumo showed a bright smile.
But for some reason, Zhang Lunping looked a little familiar to this person.
Zhang Lunping hummed a little tune and watered the roses downstairs.
“Who are you?”
Zhang Yumo had a vague expectation in his heart. He felt that after destroying this gathering place, the Almighty Lord would reward him and truly transform himself into the Chosen One!
Hence, Zhang Lunping is not in a hurry.
Meng Xu said casually: "Du, you are brave!"
The man smiled and said to Zhang Lunping: "Is there any gathering place for survivors here? I finally found a safe place! Can I join you? I have weapons and can kill zombies with you if necessary. , I have very strong zombie-killing skills.”
Seven zombies are gathering, and Chairman Meng gives them a pre-war lecture.
“Hmph, hum~”
Zhang Yumo was very disdainful of some of the chosen ones. He believed that those chosen ones were just lucky enough to be randomly selected in the first batch. He was unlucky, but through hard work and hard work, he would definitely be able to win over the Lord even more. favor.
Zhang Yumo used this trick to destroy four survivor gathering places and fed nearly a hundred people in these four survivor gathering places to zombies.
After destroying these two zombie streets, you can move towards Building B and the dormitory area to clean up step by step.
This trick works every time.
Mr. Zhang Lunping, the team leader of the human resources department, was not in a hurry to write a plan. Instead, he went downstairs with a kettle to water the flowers.
It's just that I can't remember it for a moment.
No survivor gathering place will refuse a labor force who brings their own dry food, even if they suspect that their motives are impure.
Zhang Lunping couldn't help but be startled when he saw that man.
With this thought, Meng Xu turned around and looked at the two powerful mutated zombies, Qi Leyao and Jiang Xiaqiu, and immediately took them downstairs to the second floor to join the zombie employees on the second floor.
As the saying goes, 'Working overtime is not to complete the work, but to let the boss see your attitude towards work, and to make the boss believe that you are working hard and unswervingly executing his orders.' This is the most important thing.
“Don't get me wrong, my name is Zhang Yumo, and I am a survivalist.”
“All zombie staff are gathering now!”
Hearing Meng Xu's words, An Qiuyu silently remembered the song in his heart, planning to make a shining debut later!
After that, the man who called himself 'Zhang Yumo' took out a bag of bread from his messenger bag and threw it to Zhang Lunping: "I can usually go out to search for supplies, without using your resources, to find a gathering place for survivors, just to Just chatting with someone, don't get me wrong.”
Meng Xu spoke calmly, and after sending An Qiuyu away, he stood up and looked downstairs through the glass.
If you are so capable, then go out and do it again.
After sneering, Zhang Yumo suddenly felt that the guy in front of him who claimed to be "HR" looked familiar, as if he had seen him somewhere before, but Zhang Yumo didn't care much.
Heqing City is so small, it is normal to see it by chance.
It's just a gathering place for survivors in the form of a company... To be honest, this is Zhang Yumo's first time seeing it, so it's really a bit new.
After hearing Zhang Yumo's words, Zhang Lunping couldn't help but push up his glasses, then continued to water, and said: "Then you wait here for a while, and I will go up with you after I finish watering. It just so happens that today the chairman and vice president The managers are here and can interview you together, and there is the company's annual meeting tonight. If you pass the interview, you can watch the annual meeting here. "
Although Zhang Lunping had an inexplicable dislike for Zhang Yumo, Zhang Lunping still spoke very politely.
after all…
Although he is HR, it is the boss who decides whether to accept new employees. In the early days of the company, everything was based on meritocracy.
For example, Liu Xiu, the founding emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, swore an oath to Luoshui and spared his brother-killing enemy?
For example, Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Western Han Dynasty, also let go of Yong Chi who betrayed him, and even made Yong Chi a marquis.
So, although I am an HR person, it is better to leave such important personnel appointments to the boss. What is the use of my own preferences?
Hearing Zhang Lunping's words, Zhang Yumo nodded, indicating that he understood, but there was one thing that made him curious: "Why are you watering the flowers here? It's the end of the world, and growing flowers is not as good as growing food."
This is what Zhang Yumo is more curious about.
Although, he wants to destroy this survivor base.
However, faced with this situation, he was still very curious.
Why not grow food?
“Don't you understand?”
Zhang Lunping smiled softly, and then said: "This is 'Pea Shooter'! Do you understand the value of 'Plants vs. Zombies'?"
Zhang Yumo:? ? ?
WTF?
Zhang Yumo thought he heard it wrong. After listening to it again and confirming that it was 'Pea Shooter', he was stunned.
ah?
Psychiatric, right?
Zhang Yumo took another look at the crops in front of him and carefully identified them: they were roses. No, are you sick? Are roses and peas alike?
You say he is a rose shooter, is it more convincing than a pea shooter? !
Zhang Yumo was a little numb, but he quickly adjusted.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether it's a pea shooter or a rose shooter, it's all the same, there is no difference.
They are all going to die anyway, so if you want to go crazy, go crazy.
For a while, Zhang Yumo became somewhat calm.
From a certain point of view, the concentration of survivors here is very strong, and there is even excess water resources to grow flowers.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yumo showed a kind smile: "Do you need me to help you? I also know some flower-growing skills."
For destroying such a powerful gathering of survivors, the Lord should give Himself more rewards, right? When the time comes, I will become the number one Chosen One in the world!
Hearing this, Zhang Lunping felt a little disgusted instinctively, but he didn't say anything. At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps in the hall. Zhang Lunping looked back and immediately smiled and said: "The chairman is here, you should just talk to him directly." Chairman, tell me.”
After saying that, Zhang Lunping looked in the direction of Meng Xu and said respectfully to Meng Xu: "Chairman Meng, this is 'Zhang Yumo'. He has come to apply for our company. Do you want to meet him?"
Meng Xu was followed by seven zombies, which looked extremely scary, but Zhang Lunping was used to it.
And Zhang Yumo... was horrified!
“Zombies, zombies?!”
Zhang Yumo was horrified and felt extremely scared!
What's happening here? !
Could it be that…
Zhang Yumo suddenly had a thought in his mind, and immediately stepped forward and said in surprise: "It's really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple. We are all one family!"
Meng Xu:?
Facing the suddenly enthusiastic Zhang Yumo, Meng Xu frowned and wondered what he was doing: "Who are you sending it to?"
Meng Xu was very surprised. He had just mobilized other employees, why did this guy come over and act like he was familiar with it? The chairman of the board hasn't decided to admit you yet. Why are you so familiar with me? !
【Name: Zhang Yumo】
【Occupation: Robber, killer, cultist, gangster, perverted murderer】
【Level: 6/7/10/15/6】
Meng Xu:! !
The time for humanoid stars to shine!
How do you manage to have five professions without a good adjective?
Such a person, Meng Xu would never join the company, and would even do harm to the people!
At this thought, Meng Xu's eyes instantly turned cold.
Zhang Yumo didn't notice the change in Meng Xu's expression at all, but smiled easily and said: "I am also a believer who follows the main direction, and I am working hard to become the chosen one. Fortunately, I saw you driving the zombies, otherwise I almost ruined the big thing. !”
Yo, he's the **** chosen one again!
Meng Xu's eyes became evil, and he was about to shoot him in the head and send him back to the west. However, at this moment, he heard Zhang Yumo say again: "I have two more friends, wait until I call them over."
Hearing these words, Meng Xu immediately stopped what he was planning to do, and said happily: "Do you have two more friends? Ask them to come together! They are all the chosen ones, send them all, buddy, I have them Special channels can quickly turn people into chosen ones, come and join us!"
This guy named Zhang Yumo seems a bit silly.
Let's fool his two teammates first and kill them all.
Meng Xu nodded, very satisfied with his plan and felt that he was a genius.
"I was wondering before, what kind of person could kill my three brothers, but I didn't expect it to be you, the Chosen One... It's really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple." Zhang Yumo smiled softly, as if he didn't care. He didn't take the deaths of these three teammates to heart.
Hearing what Zhang Yumo said, Meng Xu immediately recalled the three little bald heads he met when he rescued Zhang Lunping before, and he suddenly realized: "It turns out it's you."
At that time, Zhang Lunping said that there were six people, but he only killed three.
There are three more that I haven't encountered yet, so they are here.
Zhang Yumo nodded and said matter-of-factly: "They are really lucky that you can kill the three of them!"
After saying that, Zhang Yumo took out something like a soaring monkey from his pocket, and suddenly lit it, and then the fireworks went up to the sky, making a "biu" sound.
"Roar!"
“Ouch~!”
“Hiss-!!”
At the same time as the 'Flying Sky Monkey' took off, the surrounding zombies began to wail instantly and began to look crazily in the direction of the 'Flying Sky Monkey'.
Especially the zombies in another building were even more crazy. Many zombies jumped directly from the windows and were killed instantly. Only a few were still struggling.
Meng Xu:…
Seeing this scene, Meng Xu felt a little speechless and said directly to Li Xiang behind him: "Sanitary and Cleaning Department, go out! Clean them up for me."
Hearing this, Li Xiang went directly to deal with these zombies.
For today's Chairman Meng, these garbage zombies do not need to act on his own.
Seeing Li Xiang take action, Zhang Yumo seemed particularly excited, even a little unsteady on his feet: "Can I be the chosen one to control zombies like this in the future?!"
He was very excited.
The chosen ones he had seen before were all standing tall and looking at people through their nostrils, which made Zhang Yumo very uncomfortable.
And Meng Xu treated him like a spring breeze, and he seemed like a good person at first glance!
Moreover, Meng Xu's strength is stronger and more powerful than other chosen ones!
Such a chosen one is the chosen one he wants to follow!
Zhang Yumo was excited and wanted to join Meng Xu's army and continue to contribute to the Lord's cause.
"I have already sent the signal, and they will come immediately." Zhang Yumo said respectfully.
“How much do you know about the Lord?”
Meng Xu asked casually, trying to get some information: "Besides me, have you seen other Chosen Ones? I have only seen two. I communicated with them and attacked the buses of the self-rescue committees. "
Meng Xu was very calm, as if he was really the 'Chosen One'.
“The Lord is great and has come to purify the world!”
Zhang Yumo seemed very excited when he mentioned this 'lord'. After he calmed down, he continued: "As for the chosen ones... I had been following orders under Pastor Liu in Qingbei District, and later I met Peng Peng in Zangyang County. Sir, and Ms. Zhao from Fengkou City.”
“Pastor Liu, Mr. Peng and Ms. Zhao?”
Meng Xu asked three names in one breath, and then said: "Tell me the location in detail."
So, Zhang Yumo immediately told the locations of these three people, and also told Meng Xu the communication method.
Meng Xu nodded, thoughtfully.
At this moment, Meng Xu suddenly saw two tutuos, one fat and one thin, walking not far away. He immediately nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, I already know a little about you. Thank you for the information, Pastor Liu. At RT-Mart, Mr. Peng is at Xianhe Manor, and Ms. Zhao is at Heqing First University of Science and Technology, right?”
"Uh-huh."
Zhang Yumo nodded excitedly.
“Okay, I understand, you can go and die.”
Meng Xu casually took out his gun, and with quick eyesight and quick hands, he pointed the gun directly at Zhang Yumo, then fired a bullet and pulled the trigger directly.
“Bang~!”
Blood splattered.
(End of this chapter)
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