Infinite Cafetaria Chapter 228

Chapter 228 Cat Piss Beer

Wang Feng's behavior didn't look like he was acting, and he had no motive to stand up for an unknown cat, which meant that the unknown liquid in the cup was most likely indeed delicious.

Ma Lu looked at the Ragdoll Cat, who also looked at him. Although he didn't speak, his eyes were obviously saying I didn't lie to you.

The two then returned to the restaurant. Malu went to the disinfection cabinet and took out a clean cup and placed it in front of the Ragdoll cat.

“Make another cup and give it to me to try.”

“No, buddy, there's nothing wrong with my kidneys. I just peed five minutes ago. Why do I need to pee again?” the Ragdoll complained.

“Even if your drink tastes good enough, if it's not made fast enough, I can't sell it in the store.” Ma Lu said with a hand.

The ragdoll cat sighed, "Oh, bring me a bottle of wine."

“Do you need alcohol to make that special drink?”

The Ragdoll cat shook his head, "No, in theory I can drink anything. The main reason is that wine is a diuretic."

"Okay." Malu bought another bottle of Erguotou for him, opened the cap and handed it over. The Ragdoll didn't ask for the cup, so he just blew on the bottle, finishing it all in one go.

“Oh oh oh, that's what we made on a trial basis. We only made a little bit of it, and it's all finished before it's officially sold to the public.”

After saying that, he stood up like a human being, spread his legs, and peed into the empty cup. In a short time, the entire cup was filled.

Her little face was flushed with alcohol. As she was talking, there were footsteps outside the door. With quick eyes and quick hands, Malu picked up Lilim, who was already a little dizzy from drinking, and put it into his pocket.

“Mr. Ma, please be sure to put such a delicious drink on the shelves as soon as possible.”

“Hey, this tastes so delicious.”

“It's boring to wait and do this, give me another cigarette.”

Ma Lu picked up the still warm cup and took a big sip on the spot without hesitation.

Ma Lu lit it up with a bottle of Yuxi that he just bought and watched it puff away for about three minutes.

“Mr. Ma...well, do you still have the cat urine beer? I drank it too fast just now and want to taste it again...Don't worry, I will pay for it this time.”

"Is that so?" Wang Feng's eyes flashed with disappointment, and then he took Ma Lu's hand and urged him earnestly.

Lilim originally just wanted to have a taste, but she drank all the contents of the kettle without realizing it. Then she couldn't help but put another kettle in the spoon, and started drinking again, "It's terrible, it's completely... I can't stop." Come down."

Ma Lu didn't say anything, just took a spoonful and put it in front of her.

Even sprinkled a little outside.

Lilim put down the palms covering her eyes and asked curiously, "How about it?"

Then the Ragdoll cat suddenly raised his eyebrows, "Oh, it's coming!"

Looking at the layer of foam on top, Lilim had a complicated expression, but adhering to her trust in Malu, she finally filled a bottle with some and drank.

Then Wang Feng's figure appeared outside the door. Malu opened the door, and he scratched his head in embarrassment.

Then he started to glare at Malu again.

“I will try my best to arrange it, and I will be the first to notify Boss Wang after it is put on the shelves.”

Finally sending away Wang Feng who turned around, Malu closed the door again and saw the ragdoll cat blowing out another smoke ring.

"Let me tell you, I won't lie to you. It's my... excrement. When I drank it myself, I felt more psychological pressure than you." Malu thought of another thing at this time, "You were How did you discover your golden finger?”

The ragdoll cat fell into silence.

"Okay, let's skip this question." Ma Lu said, "The next question is, how many drinks can you make in a day?"

"I haven't tried it. Theoretically, as long as I keep drinking water, I will keep peeing, but it is too miserable. It is no different from my previous job. In fact, I think this has risen to the level of cat abuse. I can apply to complain to the International Small Animal Association, or post it directly on Douyin.”

“You can rest assured that our Universe Infinite Canteen always puts the physical and mental health of our employees first and will not force..."

Ma Lu was interrupted by the Ragdoll Cat before he finished speaking.

“Unless you buy me a drink.”

"What did you say?"

The Ragdoll Cat repeated it again, "Unless you let me drink that wine just now, what is it called? It's quite exciting. I'm starting to feel a little high now."

“That's Erguotou in Niulanshan, 53 degrees.”

"Cool, I want two boxes, every day, and cigarettes... As long as I have cigarettes and alcohol, I can work hard to produce drinks for you day and night like a short-haired cat slave in a catnip plantation."

“Wait a minute, didn't you just say that it would be too bad to drink water all the time? You also said that you need to contact some international small animal organization.”

"It's not okay to drink water, but it's okay to drink alcohol." The Ragdoll Cat said, "I will pee after drinking anyway, so it doesn't matter where I pee. This is not work for me, it is entertainment. Do you know "Being a pet cat means you don't have to worry about food and clothing, but you don't have to go to work anymore, but it also loses a lot of fun."

“People here, including my fiancée Xiaoyan, have almost pathological requirements for kittens. I can't smoke, drink, or swear, because it's not cute.

"In order to maintain our relationship, I made a lot of sacrifices. It was really a big sacrifice, so during this time I have to make up for it and do everything Xiaoyan didn't let me do. No... Forget it, I'll just smoke and drink. Other things are too much trouble.

"My employee onboarding plan is to get drunk in your restaurant. Oh, this sounds pretty cool. It feels like I'm beating up capitalism. I have to write down where my notebook is. "

After consuming a 500ml bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou, it was obvious that the Ragdoll cat was already a little drunk, and he was still looking for a notebook that did not exist.

Ma Ludao, "If you wait until you wake up, we can discuss the employment contract."

“No, no, no, I'm sober now. In fact, this will be the most sober I'll be in the next period of time.”

"Well, I should have no problem with your conditions and I can meet them. If you have no other problems, we will sign a employment contract."

"Print the employment contract on my butt! Hahaha, you evil capitalist, don't you just like this kind of dirty game." As the Ragdoll cat spoke, he also raised his **** back and stretched his body. It became a long line.

“To avoid regrets when you sober up, let's use A4 paper.”

“I don't know, I don't like A4 paper very much. I will most likely tear it into pieces with my claws.”

“It doesn't matter, I still have the archive here. By the way, I haven't asked you yet, what is your name, or do you want me to call you Mr. Hairball like Xiaoyan?”

"I don't call it that name. It was made up by that stupid woman. I didn't agree and she kept calling it. In fact, my name is..." The Ragdoll suddenly paused when he said this, and then seemed to vent his anger. He collapsed on the chair again like a breathless ball and murmured.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter anymore... I'm just a pet now, so you can just call me Mr. Hairball."

(End of this chapter)

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