I'm a Director, I'm Not Bad Chapter 615

   "I asked you something, you answer me sincerely, and let me evaluate the seriousness of the matter by the way."

  Yang Mi on the other end of the phone was stunned, and subconsciously sat up straight:

   "What's the matter?...The three girls who were playing around were photographed by the paparazzi? Who took the lead? What are those girls?"

  As soon as these words came out, the faces of the three people in the car were a little green.

  Wang Sicong couldn't help coming over:

   "Why can't it be your old Xu who made the mistake! Why should it be us!"

   "If you find someone who is prettier than me, taller than me, or able to fight, I am willing to let him make mistakes."

  Yang Mi's voice that sounded like a smile but not a smile came from the speaker.

   And Xu Xin... pushed Wang Sicong's face away, and said:

   "I'm telling you the truth."

   "...are the three of them in trouble?"

   "To be precise... it's the wheels, which caused a lot of trouble."

"…what happened?"

  Yang Mi's voice finally became formal.

   And Jay Chou rolled his big eyes, leaned on the seat and listened with his ears up.

  Even... Dani started to slow down, trying to make the noise of the car quieter so that she could hear it clearly.

   Then...Xu Xin asked:

   "Let me take me as an example. Suppose, I give my ex-girlfriend..."

   "Yuan Shanshan?"

   "Oh yo?"

   "I am stupid!?"

  Xu Xin hasn't done anything yet, the three active fathers are just like the bot lane ADC seeing a large wave of soldiers, and his face can't wait to put his face on his phone.

  At this moment, the three of them are like Columbus discovering a new continent, Goblins discovering new meat...a new princess!

   The look in Xu Xin's eyes is not right.

  Xu Xinxin said...you prodigal bitch...

  What the hell, I really want to beat you to death!

  So, he simply didn't understand what was going on, and continued:

"For example, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, and then shot a MV. When I was shooting this MV, I fell in love with the heroine of the MV and wanted her to be my current girlfriend...I want to ask about this What level of disaster is it on the girl's side... Is it a simple warning? Or..."

   Before he finished speaking, Yang Mi gave the answer:

   "Do you still remember the book you recommended to me some time ago... "The Best Science Fiction Collection of China in 2000"?"

   "...What's wrong?"

   "There is a novel in it, the author is Liu...Liu Cixin? He has a disaster novel that I really like. It is about the sun expanding and the earth planning to move..."

   ""The Wandering Earth"?"

   "Yes, yes, that's the book... If you can, let the wheel start building a planetary engine now, the farther he wanders, the better. Better never come back. RUNFAST, RUNFAR!"

  At this moment, in Jay Chou's eyes, the heads of these three people are like... puppets.

  Accompanied by the turning of the head, he could even hear the "creaking" movement of the joints of the puppet.

   And looking at these three pairs of dead, dull, lifeless eyes, his face turned slightly pale.

   You three are a bit scary!

   Subconsciously swallowed.

   "Gudu~"

   Tries to speak.

  But he couldn't speak, he just felt that his throat was blocked by something, and he couldn't get up or down.

  At this time, Yang Mi on the other end of the phone said again:

   "My husband."

"Um?"

   "Hurry up and come back, don't splash your blood all over, it's not good."

   "Well, okay, I'll be back tomorrow."

  Xu Xin responded and hung up the phone.

   Then he stopped looking at Jay Chou, but turned to the other two and asked:

   "When are you two going to leave?"

   "I... can do it."

  Lang Lang shrugged:

   "I only have one bag, pick it up and leave. How about you, Lao Wang?"

   "Let's go together tomorrow, I haven't been to this place for a while, how about it?"

   "I think it's okay, the smell of rust in Wanwan is really a bit strong..."

   "It's another bloodbath..."

   "Love~he~righteousness!!"

   "Value! Thousand! Gold!"

   "It's okay to go up the mountain of swords and down to the sea of ​​fire..."

   "It's been a long road, it seems that I will be with the two dear friends from now on."

   "Hahaha, the three of you and I, wandering the world, making our home all over the world, is also a beautiful thing in life~"

   "Oh, it's a pity that our brother Zhou..."

   "Hey, Brother Wang's words are wrong. This person will die if he does many injustices. There is nothing to say. Let's go..."

  Seeing that the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang are about to become sworn brothers in Taoyuan, the corner of Jay Chou's mouth twitched...

   finally sighed:

"well…"

  What should I do?

  He looked at the scenery outside the window, his eyes full of speechless.

  To be honest, Xu Xin also thinks the wheel is quite brave.

  This thing...how dare you?

  Although there is also a context involved...but it would be a bit too bold for a girl you pursue to act in the MV of you and your ex-girlfriend.

   Of course, this is not a big deal.

  The focus of this matter is not just about the MV.

  After joking, Xu Xin said:

   "I won't ask about your current progress, but I have to give you a suggestion."

"What?"

  “…The suggestion is wrong, it should be said to be a mandatory requirement.”

   "...Say it?"

   "Restrain yourself."

  Xu Xin said seriously:

   "You are not an unknown person. Having a relationship with a minor... If you can go to the end with her, then it doesn't matter. But... in case... then... this matter may become a bomb that will destroy your life."

  Following his words, after Wang Sicong and Lang Lang reacted, their expressions became serious:

   "That's right, Luner...you have to pay attention."

   "Be sure to pay attention!"

   After being stunned for a moment, Jay Chou immediately understood what the three of them meant, and nodded:

   "Don't worry, I know."

"Well, as long as you know it in your heart. It takes two people to be together for a while before you can determine whether the other person is yours... and now this society is very impetuous. Some things may feel nothing at the time, but they can become hidden dangers at any time later. So...you promise?"

  Hearing what Ah Xin said, he smiled slightly:

   "Well, I promise."

  There is no need to talk so much about the relationship between the four people, and analyze so many pros and cons.

  Since he agreed, the three people believed him.

   Because he promised.

   Early on the morning of the 22nd, the three of them packed up and went their separate ways.

  Lang Lang's last event this year was in the United States.

   And everyone also agreed on the time of "Lang Lang Ri".

  Gather in Miami on December 1st.

   After a few gentlemen had a good week of holiday life without any shame, they happened to not miss the "The Voice" finals on December 11.

   And Jay Chou didn't send them off, but ran to the company in a hurry.

  Going to reshoot the MV for "How are you?"

   At noon on the 22nd, after Xu Xin arrived in Yanjing, he returned directly to his empty home.

  The daughter-in-law is still filming Gong Er and Ma San's fight scene in the northeast, and she hasn't come back yet. The sister-in-law should be doing yoga... As for the old man, he doesn't know where he went.

  With nothing else to do, he sat in front of the easel in the living room with the printed enlarged version of the wheel and the photo of Aunt Ye.

   The easel was bought by someone from the company, and he planned to practice first.

  Looking at the clean white canvas in front of him, and then at the photo he took, he thought about it with a pencil in his hand, and first drew a proportional line on the drawing paper with a ruler.

  Draw both horizontally and vertically, and then draw a rough outline of the character on it.

  He has never learned painting, so it is a bit embarrassing for him to paint according to standard techniques.

   But when it comes to drawing boards, he always has an intuition.

  This kind of intuition allows him to easily turn what he thinks or sees into the appearance on the drawing paper through the outline of lines.

  As for the angle, the shadow, etc... No one told him.

   He just knew how to draw.

   I don't know if this is considered a talent in painting.

  After finishing the scale line, he glanced at the printed photo stuck on another small shelf, and began to outline the approximate location.

  The middle one is Richter's painting.

   Below is the sofa.

  Two sitting figures on the left and right...

  With just a few strokes, everything should be there.

   Then, he began to refine.

  Hold a pencil and start to outline in detail.

   After an unknown amount of time, Li Hao, Zhang Qian, and Xu Daqiang walked into the house carrying large and small bags.

  Seeing Xu Xin, the three of them were taken aback.

   "Are you back?"

  Hearing this, Xu Xin came back to his senses, turned his head and saw the old man came back, and temporarily put down his brush:

   "Well, Dad, I'm hungry."

"okay."

  Xu Daqiang nodded, and didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

  From childhood to adulthood, the son always said this sentence when he saw his father.

   Zhang Qian walked over curiously and asked in surprise:

   "Ah, Sanjin, I started painting again."

  Back when she and Xu Miao were just dating, my brother-in-law even drew sketches for her.

   Until now, the painting is still at home.

   is very beautiful.

  Then, she saw the printed photo.

"This is…"

   "Jay Lun asked me to help him draw a picture with the photos in this chapter, and he wants to hang it at home."

"oh oh."

  Zhang Qian stopped talking, and stood beside him watching with her stomach upright.

   Until Xu Daqiang came out.

"Sanjin."

"ah?"

   "The wedding will be held in our ancestral hall, what does Mimi say?"

   "She has no objection. Follow our family rules."

   "Oh, that's all right. Then I'll just watch the day when I go back, and then contact me to make a big episode."

   "Do you still want to make a collection?"

  Xu Xin was taken aback.

  Xu Daqiang nodded:

   "Ang, there are many happy events, let's have a lively episode."

  The set they are talking about is the big set.

  The kind of set that goes to the market.

  Usually the old rules in the past, whoever welcomes the bride and gets married, if the family is rich, they will entertain the neighbors.

  Xu Daqiang continued this kind of rule.

  In the past, Xujiawan was poor, and birds didn't **** because they didn't lay eggs.

  Not to mention weddings and funerals, it is difficult to even set up a few tables of banquets.

   But now that I have money, these old rules have become a kind of... Let's just say it's a way to show off.

   Make a set, set up all kinds of hoops, throwing balls, juggling monkeys, etc., and then set up a few tables of "beautiful wine".

  The folks who came to participate don't want your money either.

   Let me say auspicious words, such as a hundred years of marriage and an early baby, and then sit at the banquet, eat and drink with good wine and good food, wipe your mouth and leave.

  Not for anything else, but to accumulate a good relationship.

   They are all from the village. After my child is born, everyone, for the sake of the elders who have had wine before, no matter what you encounter, for this friendship, don't make things difficult for your child.

  Probably means this.

  Of course, this kind of thing is also useful in ancient and modern times.

Don't say anything else, let's talk about the banquet after the birth of the child. You all know that my family has a child and watched the child grow up. mutual affection.

  So... This kind of old rules seems feudal at first glance, but in fact all kinds of rules have been played and understood by the ancestors.

  This kind of wedding and funeral collections is rare in Shenmu, but there are also many.

   It is rare because it costs too much, the smallest episode must be three days, and the longest is seven days.

  During this period, please spend one portion of the money for crafting, and another portion for eating, drinking, and meat, which costs a lot.

  You are a big family, you have to deal with it, right?

   No matter how the water table is, the frying and cooking must be complete.

   Not to mention wine.

   Don't want to set up a table, are you ashamed to go out?

  Ordinary people can't afford it.

  Those who can afford this kind of scale are big families.

   And not everyone is qualified to do it.

  Where did you choose the location of the market, whose land you used, whether you are qualified to set up a market in your big family, etc., are all said.

   But it must be no problem for Xu Daqiang.

  His family is blessed with three blessings.

  The elders and children are full moon, and the second child gets married and has a birthday party.

   There is no seven days in this episode that can't stop.

   It happened to be very lively at the end of the year, which is also very good.

   "Okay, let's make a collection, what else do we need?"

"Don't worry about it. Let's talk to your father-in-law later. The relatives over there are all arranged to go to Sanya for the New Year this year. It's all agreed. This year, my friend has a friend named... Wolong Bay or something In Wollongong, a holiday villa was built. They all went there for vacation."

   "Vacation?"

   "Ang, on vacation, how?"

   "Yang Mi originally said to send a few shopping cards to relatives at home."

"Shopping cards... That's okay. It's 18,000 yuan per person, okay? You can ask Mimi to count how many people, including children, big and small, get one for each person, and give it to others in advance. After receiving the card, it will be Don't be afraid to make a fuss. Our house is far away, if people don't want to come, there will be fewer people, and Mimi will feel uncomfortable."

"good."

   A few words from the father and mother may cost tens of thousands of dollars.

  But Xu Daqiang didn't feel bad at all.

   Married someone else's daughter.

  If you don't show some attitude, how can you express your joy of having an extra daughter and the importance you attach to other people's children?

  These rules are also done in accordance with the rules left by the ancestors. She is a girl from the capital, and no matter what, it is a marriage.

   Don't dare to fool wow.

  Tieling, afternoon.

  Diaobingshan Railway Station.

  Although the coal stove in the waiting room is burning fiercely, the warmth is really limited for such a large space.

  Yang Mi was wearing a mink, and exhaled again into her reddish hands.

   "Ha~~"

   In front of her, Yuan Heping was helping Zhang Jin tie the guard.

   There are many guard boards in front of the three people, foam, acrylic, bamboo, etc.

  At this moment, what Zhang Jin was strapped to was an acrylic guard.

  After he was **** and put on the cotton jacket, Yuan Heping went up to "BANGBANG" and punched his apprentice twice.

   asked:

"how?"

   "... a little bit of a panic, the two sides are fastened very tightly."

  Hearing this, Yuan Heping nodded and said to Yang Mi:

   "Mimi, come and try."

"good."

  Following Yang Mi's agreement, Xu Haofeng, Zhou Jingzhi, and Wang Jiawei over there also looked over.

  Even Philippe Lesser's camera was set up.

  Standing in front of Zhang Jin, Yang Mi asked:

   "Director, come normally?"

  Wang Jiawei, who looked at the monitor, nodded:

   "Well, go through it first, lighten it up, and we will find the most suitable level of force."

"Um."

  Yang Mi looked at Zhang Jin:

"ready or Not?"

   "Hoo... come on."

  Zhang Jin took a deep breath, and put on a slightly defensive but wide-open posture.

  Yang Mi nodded again, rubbed her hands together, and said:

   "Here we come, first right and then left."

   After the reminder, she took a step forward normally, changed hands with one move, and poked Zhang Jin's right lymphatic site.

  If this move is played normally, the hands are actually pretty dark.

  As long as you hit it, just buckle it directly, and someone with a little finger strength can buckle a large piece of meat.

  But the two of them are playing tricks together, so naturally they didn't say that.

  She hit to the right, Zhang Jin turned to the left to avoid.

  Then Yang Mi just retracted her right palm, and her left palm had already been struck out.

  Zhang Jin hid to the right again.

   Then he pushed along Yang Mi's left arm with his hand.

  The two of them were just like dancing pas de deux. Following his push, Yang Mi took off and turned around in mid-air.

In the crowd and in the picture, when she turned around, she used a very weird way of exerting force, and the whole person made a movement of a blue dragon in the air, and then moved her whole body, using the twisting of the left shoulder behind her as the axis …

   With a twist of his shoulders, he followed the twist, and pushed his right palm directly towards Zhang Jin's stomach.

"snort!"

   There was an incomparably clear hum.

   That energy came out straight away!

   "Dah!"

"Ah…"

  The acrylic panel hidden under the cotton made a dull sound.

   And Zhang Jin also felt a sense of suffocation and relief.

  Yang Mi's move is called Yedi Zanghua in the script.

  But in fact, there is no such move in Baguazhang...or in other words, it is not in the Baguazhang she learned.

  The source of this trick is the name of a trick called "Circulation Gate".

   This move is not a palm, but a punch.

  Liuanmen is a school that came out of Wudang Hongmen Boxing Palace. The so-called hidden flowers at the bottom of the leaves do not need this move of the green dragon, but a defensive counterattack. When the opponent hits a straight punch in the upper plate, directly block with the left palm, and then hit the chest ribs with the right hand in the middle plate.

   It's not insidious, it's a very decent move in Hongmen boxing.

   Open and close.

   But...it has a nice trick name.

   "Hidden flowers at the bottom of the leaves"

Ah.

  Many literature and art.

   Specially poked Dao Wang's heart.

   So it was moved over.

  But Yang Mi's overall technique is actually "Baguazhang + Xingyiquan".

  The "beng" stepping in mid-air is a variant of Wuxingquan, one of Xingyiquan.

   To put it bluntly, this trick was all compiled by Yuan Heping.

   But you have to admit...

  It looks really good when you play it.

  With the gossip pace, Yang Mi is like a dragon dancing and swimming, and finally breaks through all laws with all her strength, combining hardness and softness.

   It looks amazing.

   In order to pursue real effects, Wang Jiawei required a real punch for this punch, but dubbing can be done later in the scene, so Zhang Jin's guard with sound is fine.

  After punching this punch, he quickly took a few breaths, then nodded to Yuan Heping:

   "It's stronger than foam, as long as you hold your breath, nothing else matters."

  Hearing this, Yuan Heping looked at Wang Jiawei.

  Wang Jiawei shook his head after watching the shot several times:

   "Mimi, you need to be more vigorous. Ah Jin, you have to be beaten back by her instead of holding on to it."

   "Uh...do you need to be more vigorous?"

  Yang Mi asked with some uncertainty.

  Wang Jiawei nodded:

   "Yeah, that's right. That hit wasn't strong enough."

   "It's... alright."

  Yang Mi nodded and said to Zhang Jin:

   "Then let's do it again, this time I'm using more strength. You're going to be breathless~"

   "OK."

  Zhang Jin responded.

  Then, the two did the same thing again.

  Right palm, left palm, block, push...

"snort!"

  This time, Yang Mi didn't complete the palm change in the air, but rubbed a step forward after obviously stepping on the ground.

  The voice is much louder.

  Zhang Jin also didn't make defensive moves, but after he held his breath, he only heard a "bang!", and he spit out the breath directly from his mouth, and he couldn't stop backing away.

   After staggering a few steps, the onlookers held him in their arms.

   "Cough cough cough... vomit..."

  He retched, and Yang Mi hurried forward:

   "How are you doing? Are you all right?"

"fine…"

  He shook his head, lifted his clothes and looked at the acrylic board.

  Acrylic has good ductility, so the guard plate is not broken, but a few white lines like creases can be clearly seen.

   Seeing this, he asked a gentlemanly question:

   "Is your hand okay?"

   "It's okay, there are clothes blocking it... It hurts a little, but it doesn't hurt."

  Yang Mi stretched out her increasingly ruddy right hand.

  As the objects of "hitting and being hit", the feelings of the two are the clearest.

   This acrylic sheet…

   Already a little soft.

  The defense power is not as good as before.

   Then the two looked at Wang Jiawei again, but Wang Jiawei still shook his head:

"I have the feeling of hitting...but I don't have the softness...Mimi, I want that kind of...the feeling of softness and hardness, the combination of hardness and softness...Your move just now was made by stepping on the ground, not good .It's like the first punch, complete the turn in the air, and then exert force. I want the second punch like this...”

"Well…"

  Yang Mi thought for a while, then nodded:

   "Then come again..."

   As she spoke, she said to Zhang Jin:

   "Could you change the interlayer one? I'll use the twisted one this time!"

  Outsiders don't understand what the so-called "twist" means.

   But both Zhang Jin and Yuan Heping understood.

  Therefore, Zhang Jin said very cooperatively:

   "Then I'll push harder."

"Um."

  So, after chattering for a while, Zhang Zhen changed into a double-clamped foam shock-absorbing guard, and the two faced each other again.

   While he was preparing, Yang Mi kept doing a kind of forceful movement of "wanting to do something but stopping".

  The entire set can hear the rapid but short-lived movement when she breathes through her nose.

"snort!"

"Hey!"

"snort!"

   Yuan Heping broke out in a cold sweat watching it.

  Sun Bin boxing?

  Xinyi Liuhequan?

   Or what punch?

  ... No matter what kind of punch it is, this kind of force is the most upright way of the serious internal boxing.

  Didn't she say it herself... Said that what Yu Lao taught her was all ostentatious...

  Are you serious about your exertion skills?

   Is this also called ostentatious?

   What kind of internal boxing do you play as a girl?

  So, when it starts again...

   "Mimi... Take it easy."

   "Yeah, I know."

  Yang Mi, who was sweating on the tip of her forehead and nose, responded with a smile.

  But Zhang Jin said:

   "It's okay, you fight!"

   "Uh... good."

  Yang Mi nodded and took a deep breath.

Then…

  Right palm!

  Left palm!

   Cross push!

  With Zhang Jin's cooperation, Yang Mi's shoulder made a movement that blurred the Qinglong's downward movement, but the left shoulder drove the muscles of the whole body, making her chest under the cheongsam tremble violently.

Then…

   "Boom!"

  Zhang Jin took three steps back in an instant.

   His face turned pale.

  Wang Jiawei nodded slightly.

  Well, this picture is right... that's the feeling.

  I'm thinking about it...

   "vomit..."

  Zhang Jin covered his stomach and bent down.

Vomited.

Chapter end