I'm a Director, I'm Not Bad Chapter 493

   Chapter 493 491. Unforgettable and Recognizable

  Yang Mi has always been curious about the body structure of men.

  Even, she didn't mention it before she and Xu Xingang had sex... and the couple had no negative distance contact.

   And after the negative distance contact, I didn't feel embarrassed to mention it in the first two months.

Until the third month of dating, she couldn't help her curiosity one day. When Xu Xin was going to the toilet, she just put on the mask and crept into the bathroom quietly, stretched her head and looked down. look.

  You just think about it.

  When you pee, you are out of your mind and suddenly see a pale face popping up next to you...

  If it wasn't for Xu Sanjin's good psychological quality, and because he wasn't a boy, he wouldn't be able to ward off evil spirits, so he might just put his face on this monster's face and make him understand what holy water exorcises evil spirits!

   It scared him enough, the original parabola turned into a wavy line.

   And when he asked her what she was doing with three points of horror and seven points of speechlessness, she finally threw out her own question:

   "I want to see what tremor is called."

  You can imagine how speechless Xu Xin was back then.

  Xin said where did she get her curiosity?

   After putting on her pants, Yang Mi, who was still a silly and sweet person back then, was still asking:

   "Why are you shaking?"

   "Why don't you shake?"

   These two questions seem nonsense at first glance, but they are actually two situations.

   The shaking in front is a certain piece, she doesn't understand why it shakes...

   And the following "do not shake" is...

   "Don't men all have to shudder at the end and get goosebumps? Why don't you?"

  Xu Xin was startled at the time, thinking what is this sister going to do?

  How to ask questions and behave so strangely.

   But it was only later that she realized that she didn't know where to read the knowledge point, saying that men would tremble after peeing in the toilet, and then trembled.

   Said that the taste is particularly enjoyable, and the goosebumps all rise in an instant, feeling numb and crispy...

  She doesn't shake, so I want to see what it looks like and what it feels like.

  This is the reason...

good.

  But Xu Xin couldn't explain this to her.

   This physical instinct has been used to it for decades.

  Who would study it but a urologist?

  So he couldn't explain why.

  Growing so big, Yang Mi still doesn't know what the so-called peeing tremor feels like.

   It's because she doesn't know where the slogan "One small step forward, one giant leap forward for civilization" comes from.

   This is a cognitive bias.

  However, when she sat on the main seat and saw her brother who had finished smoking come into the room...

  She shivered instinctively, and all the goosebumps came out.

  The numbing electric current circulated from head to toe countless times, and even made her hair feel a little blown out.

  At this moment, she finally understood what it was like.

  In that instant, goosebumps swelled up with an indescribable feeling...

   After Xu Xin walked in, seeing that everyone was seated, he smiled and said:

   "Yo? I'm sitting on the main seat."

  He said while walking towards Zheng Xiaolong.

  The positions are arranged from right to left. If others don't mention it, they will say that the main seats are: Liang Bingning, Yang Mi, Kong, and Zheng Xiaolong.

   And the vacant position is reserved for him.

  Yang Mi "smiles on the surface but not on the surface", the embarrassment on her face highlights the nasolabial folds.

no way.

  Put this matter on me, and I am only a daughter-in-law, so I feel so embarrassed that my scalp tingles.

  Brother is his own son.

  At the beginning, it was just a guess and the reaction was so big. Just like this, I haven't told him about Liang... Sister Bingbing getting off Uncle Xu's car.

  If you told him, he would have blown the pot up early.

  He didn't even dare to say this, if his brother saw the shoes under Liang Bingning's feet, what kind of virtue would he have?

OK.

   It's just scary.

  At this time...

   "Come and sit down, I managed to catch you two tonight, you won't go home until you're drunk!"

  Yang Mi's mouth twitched at Liang Bingning's words...

   And Xu Xin laughed:

   "Haha, no problem. Don't get drunk!"

   Sitting next to Zheng Xiaolong, he was quite happy.

   As expected, there must be a lot of people drinking, and the atmosphere is very lively.

   And he certainly can't drink less tonight.

  Yang Mi is still breastfeeding, even if she drinks it, it is at most the amount of a glass of red wine.

  As the investor of "The Legend of Zhen Huan", today this bureau is owned by Zheng Xiaolong, which can be assigned according to the status of the crew, and the investor's status must be the highest. The proprietress couldn't drink, so it wouldn't be justifiable if he didn't go on top.

   But it turns out that he still underestimated the situation a little bit.

   It can't be considered an underestimation.

   I can only say that I am sloppy.

   There is a word called passive circle.

  It means that he obviously didn't do anything, but after a few rounds of toasts, he was almost lying down.

   is outrageous.

   After a while, this one comes to toast, and after a while, that one comes to toast.

   But Xu Xin still uses that kind of small wine cup.

   Drinking in a wine cup basically means that you can't finish drinking.

   After a while, he had already emptied the wine dispenser twice.

  Even though he had deliberately controlled his rhythm, he still couldn't stand the group of people's persuasion by "Director Xu" one by one.

   After drinking half a catty of wine, his face was already red.

  Yang Mi heard Liang Bingning's words at this time:

   "Do you want to replace Xu Xin's with a red bar? Will he drink a little too much?"

  Yang Mi turned her head to look at her lover whose face was congested, and shook her head:

   "It's okay, he is happy, let him drink."

  Drink more.

   It's best to get drunk, and she won't remember anything until she's at ease.

  Don't blame my sister for not caring about you, she is doing it for your own good, young man.

  Seeing this, Liang Bingning felt a little helpless.

   She can stop it.

  White wine and red wine are fine, she can drink them quite well.

   Moreover, she is also very clear about the psychology of these people who come to toast.

   To put it bluntly, this kind of occasion is the best channel to broaden one's network. Come and have a drink with the director, and remember you before the director drinks too much.

   Or make a connection that you might need later.

   Compared with other places, the network management in this kind of occasion has alcohol as a stepping stone, even if it is unnatural... after drinking too much, it will become natural.

   To put it bluntly, it is impossible to stop it.

  Easy to offend people.

  She wasn't afraid, but she couldn't stop it.

   What's more...the wife was present, but she didn't say a word, how could she speak?

   But looking at his bone dish, apart from a few chicken bones, there was only a plate of peanuts left...

  He didn't eat a few bites of this table.

  If you drink like this, you will get drunk sooner or later.

   Just in time, the turntable came to her side, and there was a pot of crab roe tofu on it.

  She picked up Yang Mi's bowl...

   "Hey... Sister Bingbing, I can do it myself."

"fine."

  Liang Bingning got up and helped her serve a bowl of crab roe tofu, then said to Xu Xin logically:

   "Xu Xin, give me the bowl."

   "Uh, no, Miss Bingbing, I won't drink."

  Xu Xin still refuses.

  But Liang Bingning has already stretched out her hand:

"hurry up."

   "...Thanks."

  He passes the bowl over.

   Didn't notice the weirdness in his wife's eyes at all.

   Soon, a bowl of crab roe tofu was handed over:

"Give."

   "Eh, thanks."

"fine…"

  Liang Bingning's voice was a little louder.

"Take it easy, you haven't eaten a few mouthfuls of this dish, go down with half a catty of wine first. You are so drunk that you don't even remember who we are or who we ate with, honey carry It's a bit difficult for you to go home with your body."

  As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xin, who was about to have a drink with Director Xu, froze for a while...

   Silently let go of the fingers holding the cup.

   And there are many people who understand the meaning of these words.

   Only Xu Xin didn't understand.

After drinking half a catty, he is currently in the state of running towards drunkenness on the road of slight drunkenness. Unless there is something about "work", otherwise, his mind is left to reason at the moment. Time to think is running out.

  So, Xu Xin smiled and waved his hands:

"It's fine."

  Hearing this, Liang Bingning couldn't say anything more.

   can only urge:

   "Hurry up and drink the soup."

  But it is true, her words played a role in Yang Mi's "unhappy" situation.

  If an actor doesn't have a good eye, he won't be able to play well in this circle... It's just that there will be a lot of bumps and bumps everywhere.

  Following Liang Bingning's words, she looked at Director Xu's state...

   You don't want him to get a hangover either.

  Wake up like that, no one remembers who... Who knows if Director Xu will come to the wrap-up banquet?

   In other words, will director Xu think of himself in any role in the future?

   This is what these people don't want to encounter.

  So, with her words, Xu Xin's rhythm slowed down.

   Liang Bingning was happy.

  Yang Mi is about to cry...

  Sister, you really dug a hole for yourself to jump in!

  The rhythm slows down, and the drink is over three rounds.

  Xu Xin still drank almost a catty of wine.

   The pace of drinking is very fast, and I don't eat much.

  He is not good at drinking fast wine, he feels that he has almost reached his limit.

"Jingle Bell…"

   While chatting with Zheng Xiaolong about "The Legend of Zhen Huan", suddenly, Xu Xin's phone rang.

  Drunk-eyed, he picked it up and took a look. After realizing that it was Wang Sicong who called, he grinned and said to Zheng Xiaolong:

   "Haha~! Director Zheng, I'm going to answer the phone."

"okay."

  He turned his head to show Yang Mi the electric man again, and then stood up somewhat unsteadily.

   Right now, I am very dizzy.

"Hello?"

   Staggering and trying to walk in a straight line, he held up the phone and walked out of the house:

"What's wrong?"

"Where are you?"

  Wang Sicong's voice sounded.

   "It's in Yanjing."

"When did you come over?"

   "Uh... tomorrow, tomorrow. What's the matter?"

   While talking, he went out the door.

  There are not many people in Qinchuan Yashe today. The few row boxes on their side are very lively, but the row opposite is empty.

  Xu Xin simply walked directly to the box opposite the door, and without turning on the light, he pulled up a chair and sat down by the light of the corridor.

   "What's the matter, tell me?"

"...the wheels are drinking too much, and they are making a fuss. I have a big head. I want to find you... Hey... Ah Xin! Ah Xin! Hey, let me tell you! I told you, hum, I Already forgot about her!...A little opening!! Niang Ganlin Hum!...Okay, okay, Lao Xu will come over tomorrow...Hey, you are almost enough..."

  Xu Xin had already drank too much, so his mind was not sober.

   Listening to Wang Sicong and Jay Chou fighting over the phone, he couldn't help asking:

   "What was he talking about just now? Who is he scolding?... What kind of scumbag?"

  "...He learned the Modu dialect from Apple. According to one meaning, Xiao Kai means the rich second generation, the offspring of the rich in Modu dialect..."

  Wang Sicong explained, then sighed:

   "Alas... Today is the day when Peitong Hou gets married."

"Well…"

  Xu Xin was even more confused.

   Fumbled in his pocket, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, he said vaguely:

   "What's the matter? Feeling uncomfortable?...Isn't it? How many years has it been?"

   "Years ass."

  Wang Sicong's words were full of helplessness:

   "Just now he said that he slipped the tongue. Last year, the two of them were still secretly in touch."

"…What?!"

  Xu Xin was taken aback:

   "Still secretly in touch?"

"That's right, he said it himself. This is the reason why he broke up with Jiang Yuchen before filming "Pandaren". It's not right... It should be said that he had another fight with Hou Peitong, and then he just went to the United States to talk about that "Green Hornet", when I came back, I found that Xiao Kai...the one surnamed Huang was chasing Hou Peiqiao... Anyway, there were all kinds of chaos in the middle, don't worry about being angry, no matter what, Hou Peiqiao and that surnamed Huang were together , he is with Jiang Yuchen who has been chasing him..."

"Well…"

  For a while, Xu Xin didn't know what to say.

  Hou Peitong is a thing of the past for him.

   And the wheel has rarely mentioned her in the past two years.

  He thought that these two people had passed away long ago.

   I didn't expect...

   "Is Hou Peizhen getting married today?"

   "Yes. Have you watched the MV of "Directing and Acting" in his album?"

   "I've seen it, it's just... a stalker... found my girlfriend cheating... huh?"

  He seemed to realize something, and asked subconsciously:

   "This MV...is that what he's talking about?"

"That's right! He said it himself. He thought that as long as the two of them slowed down and took their time... they could go back again. But when he knew that Xiaokai Huang was chasing after Peiqiao, Peiqiao didn't tell him anything. At that time, he felt that he was cheated, so he came up with this MV. And after he released this album, Hou Peiqiao directly changed his contact information, completely blocking him."

   Childish ghost? This is it!

  Xu Xin was speechless:

   "Then where are you now?"

"At your house... He was going out to drink, but Lao Lang and I hurriedly persuaded him. Today, when Peiqiao got married, he came out to get drunk... Isn't this waiting to give someone else eye drops? What's more, "The Voice" officially started recording today, and it's not good if something happens at this time. We bought wine and drank with him at home... This guy came up and drank a couple of liang directly... I can't stop it... This No, I said I wanted to find you after drinking too much... can you come over?"

   "Brother, I am here to socialize. The matter of "The Legend of Zhen Huan"... I will go early tomorrow morning if I want to go, and I can't go now!"

  Xu Xin is really helpless.

  At this time, Pei Qiao is really the devil in the wheel's heart.

  The kind that you can't get through.

  And then... Jay Chou is actually very childish when he falls in love.

   Belongs to the kind of very possessive person.

  It's like a child and a beloved toy, the kind that no one is allowed to touch.

   And Hou Peitong is also a wonderful thing.

  Because of her growth environment and experience, she is a "pleasing personality" who pays special attention to other people's feelings, whether in love or other times.

  She wants to please everyone around her so that she won't be looked down upon because of her family of origin.

   But Jay Chou is a beat-up who likes to do his own thing.

  After the two got together, Hou Peitong faced doubts, abuse and pressure from the outside world all the time... Finally, he said the words "how should we continue in the future" to Jay Chou.

   But those things have already passed.

   How many years has it been?

  From 2006 to now...fucking 4 years.

   Can't make it through?

   Or, there are some people you really can't forget?

  Xu Xin was speechless when the door of the opposite box suddenly opened.

  The biological instinct made him turn his gaze away.

   Then she saw Liang Bingning walking out holding the phone:

   "Hey, Moo..."

  The name should be Mu Xiaoguang.

  Xu Xin was thinking, his drunken eyes looked from top to bottom...

   I was taken aback suddenly.

  Those shoes... they look like socks, they look familiar.

   Or maybe they are husband and wife.

  The first reaction in his mind was exactly the same as that of Yang Mi.

   Immediately afterwards, the second reaction... Balenciaga?

   And after the two reactions all came out, the third reaction appeared instantly.

  How could she have such a pair of shoes! ?

  In an instant, the three reactions in my mind began to be catalyzed with the help of alcohol.

   And Liang Bingning who came out holding the phone also saw him.

  She didn't respond, she just pointed to her phone, and under Xu Xin's subconscious nod, she directly left the range of the light.

   But before going far, Xu Xin could vaguely hear words like "Director Liu's script? What kind?"

  However, Xu Xin realized something later and felt that some things were not appropriate.

  Where is it wrong? Not sure.

  But... I feel something is wrong.

  Aren't those shoes...only sold abroad?

  Why is she wearing...or why does the old man have a pair of shoes that are only sold abroad?

  If it was someone else, then Xu Xin would definitely not think too much about it.

   But it was Liang Bingning.

  And why is it Liang Bingning! ?

  She wears these shoes, and the old man also has these shoes.

   And the old man... lied.

  He said that he bought it in the Balenciaga store, but the store didn't sell it at all, so he had to find a purchasing agent if he wanted to buy it.

  Old man, why did he lie?

  Although there is no substantive evidence, or some guesses from Aunt Zhao from the beginning, until now, he can only vaguely confirm that the old man and her seem to have known each other before...

  But that night, the night Zhang Ziyi came to the house, the old man didn't see any difference in his attitude towards her.

   Is it... trying to cover up?

  However, all of these have pointed the clues of the truth to a possibility.

Or…

  Facts.

  And when this fact was born in my mind...

  Xu Xin shivered suddenly.

  Could it be...

   She bought the old man's shoes? !

   Gulp...

   Swallowing with a mouthful of saliva, a mouthful of alcohol-laden breath began to flow out from the stomach, forcing him to swallow.

  In the past few months, he hasn't heard anything about "this aunt and that aunt" from Brother Hao for a long time.

  The old man has never been abroad during this period of time.

  Where did these shoes come from?

   Or, if she really gave this pair of shoes, why did she give the old man shoes?

  Is it... What's the relationship with sending a pair of shoes over?

  Why did you give me shoes?

  He only felt that rumbles began to rumble in his head, and there was an... inexplicable feeling that filled his whole body at once.

  At this time...

   "Hello? Old Xu? Old Xu?"

  Wang Sicong's voice came again from the phone still attached to his ear:

   "I won't tell you first, the wheel vomited. The whole thing vomited in the bathroom... Oh, I'm stupid! I'll find you a cleaner tomorrow, so what, I'll take care of him first... He died."

   "Uh... oh, good."

   Xu Xin, who came back to his senses, responded, and another thought popped out of his complicated thoughts:

   "I spit in your bathroom, you spit in mine, we're even."

   But this idea didn't last long. After it was born, it quickly disappeared into nothingness.

   And the thought of throwing up made his stomach churn again.

  He quickly took two puffs of cigarettes, suppressing the feeling again.

because…

  Liang Bingning's figure appeared under the light again.

   "Are you okay?"

  Because of the backlight, Xu Xin couldn't see the expression on her face.

very dark.

   But the caring emotion in the tone is beyond words.

"You said you, what are you doing drinking so fast? There are so many people, you are the director, and others are actors. Why don't you just take a sip when I come to toast you? Wouldn't it be you who are the ones who suffer the most? If I didn't mention That mouthful, you'd have to drink a catty and a half now! What kind of body is it? Made of iron? Let you drink like this?”

  Xu Xin's throat moved.

   On the one hand, the feeling of wanting to vomit is getting stronger, on the other hand, he wants to speak, but he doesn't know what to say...

   Or, he didn't care what she said at all.

   All attention is on those shoes.

   I really want to ask, "Did you buy a pair of shoes for my dad? It shouldn't be, right?"

  His current state is actually quite strange.

  I have realized something in my mind, but I just don't want to admit it.

   Not saying it's particularly disgusting, or anything else…

   I simply don't want to admit it.

   It just feels... awkward.

  It's like suddenly discovering that the father who is the head teacher and his head teacher are walking on the street hand in hand, and there is a reason why they are still wearing couple clothes.

  Is it jumping out and smashing the two of them?

   Or are you hiding and watching secretly?

  Especially after hearing these words of concern, he was even more awkward.

   And this awkwardness turned into an area in his hangover brain that was able to temporarily wake up.

   Small and narrow.

  But it was this sober area that allowed him to ignore alcohol and hangovers and enclose his sanity.

  Let him think but not act.

   There is even a voice in my heart that keeps telling him...

   "What if it's fake."

   "It must be fake, you must be thinking too much."

   "How does she know our dad's shoe size?"

   "You have never seen our dad alone with her."

   "Don't think about it, it's fake, it's all fake, it won't scare you."

  But it was precisely these voices, as well as some uncontrollable thoughts that went astray, that made the area called absolute sanity crumbling.

   And at this moment, the door was pushed open again.

   Seeing that neither of them came back, she was a little worried, so Yang Mi who came out to confirm the situation opened the door.

  Hearing the movement, Liang Bingning turned her head subconsciously.

   "What are you two doing? Why don't you come in."

  Yang Mi asked with an "innocent face".

  Liang Bingning didn't think much, and said with a smile:

   "I just finished the phone call. Seeing him sitting here by himself, isn't it afraid that he will feel uncomfortable if he drinks too much? ... Are you okay? If you can't drink for a while, don't drink."

  She is still caring for Xu Xin.

But…

  For Xu Xin himself, the moment his wife appeared, he was like a drowning man catching a life-saving straw. His already shaky mind found sustenance in an instant.

  With this "wish", Xu Xin pointed at Liang Bingning's feet to the "naive" Yang Mi:

"This pair of shoes!"

   These three words, he bit them to death.

Then…

   "My dad also has a pair..."

   After finishing speaking, he couldn't bear it any longer, and got up straight away. The overwhelming feeling in his stomach made him quickly lock the door of the bathroom in the fuzzy dark room, trot all the way to the front, opened the door and rushed in...

   With a sound of "vomit", the world began to spin.

  Outside the bathroom, listening to the sound of vomiting from inside...

  Yang Mi looked at Liang Bingning.

  Liang Bingning looked at Yang Mi.

  Four eyes face each other.

   Look at each other without words.

  (end of this chapter)

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