I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl C704– The Younger Brother Is Broken

Chapter 704: The Younger Brother Is Broken

I ate dinner at Uncle Fireball's place.

Dr. Yu called earlier and asked me where I had gone. I made up an excuse and said I was going home to get my summer homework and would soon return, so he didn't have to worry.

What was hard to understand was that Shu Zhe was still wearing a woman's outfit at the dinner table.

Although the black and white striped T-shirt on the top half of his body could be described as unisex clothing, the candy pink skirt on the bottom half of his body, as well as the soft mid-length wig on his head, all clearly went against his true sex.

The reason he wore it was the result of strong requests from Uncle Fireball, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding. Since it's majority rules, I could only remain silent.

This set of women's clothing was also something Uncle Fireball bought online in the past few days. It seems to be casual outdoor clothes prepared for Shu Zhe. God only knows what are the true intentions of this perverted uncle.

Maybe he intends to take Shu Zhe to do “outdoor play” to see if acquaintances will mistakenly think the girl with him was Shu Sha.

Of course, Shu Zhe, who always wants some sort of benefits, only agreed to wear women's clothing while dining with certain conditions.

First of all, he wants to eat pizza delivered from Pizza Hut, which of course, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding readily agreed. Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered as he watched the two of them almost get into a fight to decide who pays.

Then, and more importantly, was that his uncle must allow him to go home, especially today when his aunt was on night duty, he could not force him to stay overnight.

“Is it not fun staying here?” Uncle Fireball said regretfully.

How would it be fun! Shu Zhe would only be your plaything if he stayed here, I think what's fun is your nephew for you!

“Anyway… I can't stay here today.” I don't know if it was because he did a lot of video chats, but Shu Zhe's imitation of a girl has been meticulous. Today was the first time I saw his imitation with my own eyes and it was way too stimulating.

“Xiao Hong, this Italian sausage is pretty good, do you want to try it.” Fan Chuan sat on Shu Zhe's left and asked attentively.

Hey, don't as a trap to eat a sausage-like food with ill intentions! Why does the look of anticipation on your face look very evil?

“Don't listen to him, this seafood pizza is delicious.” Xiao Ding, who sat on the right of Shu Zhe, also did not back down.

Xiao Hong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) gave the cold shoulder to the two men around him, then fussily cut his pizza into smaller, more palatable pieces with his knife and fork.

Whenever he accidentally used too much force and cut the pizza wrong or simply sent the corn on the pizza flying, he would put down the knife and fork with a grunt, then frown like the whole world was against her.

At this time, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding would immediately come over to lash out at the pizza who dared to make their beloved angry. Both of them would then offer what they thought was the most perfect cut of pizza. If Xiao Hong chose one of theirs, the other one had to gnash his teeth in hatred.

Uncle Fireball and I sat a little farther away, we were in the position opposite to Shu Zhe.

Since the takeout pizza was Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding's treat, Uncle Fireball could only reluctantly allow the two of them to use his dining table. Anyway, even if he doesn't allow them to use, the two of them would still refuse to leave.

Seeing his nephew sandwiched between two suitors, Uncle Fireball complained to me a bit:

“When did Shu Zhe become like this? I'm now a little doubtful if I remembered wrong, in addition to a younger brother, Sha Sha also has a fickle younger sister, right?”

Don't give unnecessary settings to the class leader. For Shu Zhe, whose appearance was more than 90% similar to his sister, the only reason I could keep my rationality was because Shu Zhe is a man!

If Shu Zhe was really the class leader's fickle younger sister, I'm not confident that I can hold back! All of the delusions that I can't realize with the class leader, can be realized with her! Anyway, it would be fine as long as I give her money afterwards.

Although the class leader might find me doing compensated dating with her sister one day, then shoot me to death, but I think I won't be the only one who did it with “Xiao Hong”, so the class leader would have to kill many people, and I won't be lonely when I die.

“Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dong Po, how did you all die.”

King Yan, who was too lazy to look through the book of life and death, tapped his wooden block and asked the few new ghosts below who had just arrived:

“18.51mm caliber…”

“16.82mm caliber…”

The answer would be one of the above.

In addition Uncle Fireball would get depressed and say: he has no relationship with Su DongPo, so he hopes King Yan would not get his name wrong anymore.

“Uncle, how come you're not eating?” Xiao Hong seemed to suddenly remember that she was only focused on enjoying Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding's affection, but had left out her uncle who had just given her an iPad.

“You're going back to your sister, so I'm a little lonely.” Uncle Fireball said truthfully.

“Uncle, don't be too sad.” Xiao Hong ruffled the bangs that were hanging in front of his forehead and slightly blocking his eyes.

“When my aunt is no longer on night shift, I might come over to stay.” Xiao Hong said with a caring look, “Uncle, if you don't force me, it's fine for me to occasionally dress like this.”

“What?” Fan Chuan's instantly raised his voice, “Xiao Hong, how can you willingly walk into the tiger's den?”

“That's right.” Xiao Ding also said, “Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, so he has no right to talk about other people…”

Xiao Hong ignored her two suitors and continued to say to Uncle Fireball, “But I won't easily agree to wearing something embarrassing like the cat maid uniform, unless…”

A charming glint emerged in her eyes.

“Unless it's when uncle gives me the iPhone 5s.”

Holy shit, Shu Zhe you're playing with fire. You're implying that as long as he gives you an iPhone 5s, then not only a cat maid, you will agree to dress up in even more humiliating outfits. Are you not afraid of getting burnt when playing with fire?

But on second thought, since someone was willing to sell a kidney for an iPhone, then Shu Zhe selling his ass isn't much of a loss.

Well, Shu Zhe's ass had already been violated once before by the school doctor Chen YingRan's gloved index finger, using a 'prostate check' as a pretense, so he is technically not a ass virgin anymore…

Hearing his nephew's words, Uncle Fireball did not say anything. The corners of his mouth seemed to be raising up in glee, but his eyes contained worry, in short, he had a very complicated expression.

“Xiao Hong, you can't.” Fan Chuan painfully said, “You can't approach your perverted uncle for a phone. If you want an iPhone 5s, I can buy it for you.”

“Really?” Xiao Hong slightly opened her eyes and asked in slight disbelief.

“Don't listen to him.” Xiao Ding could not help but grab Xiao Hong's hand, the soft skin made him dumbfounded, but he quickly woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:

“You haven't even found a job after graduating, so what money do you have to buy a cell phone for Xiao Hong? If anyone is going to buy a phone for Xiao Hong, it would be me.”

Xiao Hong let Xiao Ding grab her hand and seemed very happy to see two men fighting over herself.

“Let go of your dog paws, you fat bastard.” Fan Chuan shot back at Xiao Ding, “You work in a run down pet hospital, so do you even earn much, maybe only ¥2,000 a month. You would have to skip meals for at least two months to save enough for an iPhone 5s.”

“I…” Xiao Ding blushed, “I already started my diet and I'm just a little big-boned. It's true the pet hospital doesn't pay much, but I can go get another part-time job. I also have the part-time job in the zoo pretending to be a tiger.”

Hearing this, Xiao Hong covered her mouth and laughed lightly, as if she thought it was both ridiculous and funny for Xiao Ding to go to the zoo and pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please her.

“Tsk, if you can pretend to be a tiger, then I can pretend to be Wu Song (tiger killer).” Fan Chuan said with disdain, “Anyway, no matter what, I definitely won't let you have Xiao Hong. I will soon find a job, and my salary will definitely be higher than yours, so the first to to buy Xiao Hong an iPhone 5s will be me.”

Xiao Hong did not say anything but frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding, “You're hurting my arm.” Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and apologized repeatedly.

I couldn't stand Shu Zhe showing off at the dinner table anymore, and couldn't help but spit out, “Shu Zhe, are you publicly auctioning off your own ass?”

“Oh…” Shu Zhe immediately looked hurt, his body slammed backwards against the back of the chair. He pressed one of his small white hands against his chest as if he had been greatly hurt.

“What did you say, kid?” Fan Chuan stood up from his chair and threatened me: “You dare talk to my girlfriend that way, do you not want to live anymore?”

“Xiao Ye, you're going a little too far.” Xiao Ding would find it embarrassing to have a fall out with me and said weakly, “Xiao Hong simply wants an iPhone 5s…”

If you really want it, then work for it. You don't have to hand out flyers in the sun all day, you can sell worn panties, or video chat with perverts, it would still be considered as earning your own living. What's up with only relying on acting cute and making men give you iPhone 5s for free?

Is it because it's easier?

You already gave up all of your dignity as a man! Did you lose all sense of shame after being forced by your uncle to wear a maid uniform and service him for a couple days?

I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today as bodyguards, but did not expect them to change sides so quickly into your bodyguard!

I have a feeling that if the class leader saw her shameless brother now, this would be our last meal.

Starting with Uncle Fireball and I, we would become sacrifices for her shotgun in turn!

Finally, it wasn't only Shu Zhe's appearance now, he was beginning to change from the inside to out.

Anyway, men always get bullied and it's very tiring. When you get a girlfriend like Xiao Li, it would cost you a lot of money, but in the end, she broke up with him because he wasn't manly enough.

Of course it's easier being a trap, there are people fighting to be your boyfriend even when they know that you're a trap. You can even get a brand new iPhone 5s for basically doing nothing.

Also, when Shu Zhe saw I didn't hit him on the head, he didn't know it was because of my heart, but thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards, so he thinks he can escape from my control.

Do you also want to establish a “boyfriend bodyguard group” to ensure that you will never be bullied?

Just you wait, sooner or later, those men who are cheated by you will take turns gang raping your ass. When the time comes, our store will sponsor you 1500 ml of lubricant out of the goodness of our heart and wish you a good time!

Chapter end

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