I'm In Charge of SCP Chapter 13

　　 The record of the VI exploration that was destroyed.

　　Explorer: ██ consultant, male, ██ years old, of Chinese descent, of medium build, slightly antisocial personality, loves to talk trash. Dr. ██, female, ██ years old, is thin and has been in a doctor due to malnutrition.

　　 The two are equipped with a 500-watt searchlight that can maintain 72 hours of power, a backpack, which contains two bottles of water, several nutrients, a rope, a bag of sunflower seeds, and a Colt pistol. They did not carry any video equipment.

　　██ Consultant: Dr. █, do you need to record so meticulously? What kind of slight anti-social personality, who loves to talk rubbish, be careful I sue you for slander.

Dr. 　　██: Why did you sneak here in the middle of the night?

　　██ Advisor: If I told you that the little boy's cry for help, I heard it in my dreams, would you believe it?

Dr. 　　██: I don't believe it.

　　██ Consultant (shangshou): Then there is nothing to say.

Dr. 　　██: I will report your behavior to the Foundation.

　　██ Counselor: Whatever you want, anyway, when I was in school, there were a lot of girls hitting my short report. I got used to it.

Dr. 　　██: That's because you've loved to do extraordinary things since you were a kid.

　　 all the way down to the tenth platform, the little boy's cry for help sounded, and the consultant ██ listened.

　　 There was darkness all around, ██ consultant did not speak, and the whole stairwell was quiet.

　　 ██ involuntarily moved closer to advisor ██.

　　██ Consultant: Why, are you scared?

Dr. 　　██: No.

　　██ Consultant: Wow, I'm so courageous, so enviable, let me tell you a ghost story—

Dr. 　　██: No!

　　██ Consultant (arrogant laugh): Hahahaha—

Dr. 　　██ (frowning): I wonder why you weren't beaten to death by the side of the road.

Consultant ██: You can ask about this kind of thing about the Annihilation ██ Joint Committee and the Anti-██ Volunteer League. They want to kill me for a day or two. Unfortunately, every time I fail, after all, even cunning hunters fight. But a good fox.

Dr. 　　██: Why am I not surprised to hear these two organizations?

　　██ Advisor: Maybe you can join them.

Dr. 　　██: That's really an honor.

　　 keep going down.

　　 Unlike the previous explorers, the ██ consultant's footsteps are brisk, and he seems to be sightseeing all the way, he doesn't seem to care about the dangers below.

　　 When they reached the 100th floor, the two stopped to rest.

Dr. 　　██ (holding the flashlight tightly): Are you really not afraid?

　　██ Counselor: I can tell you that, because of genetics, I am inherently less sensitive to the emotion of fear.

　　██ (sighs): In a way, you are really suitable for working at the Foundation.

　　██ Advisor: On how to overcome fear, I can teach you a simple but effective way.

　　██ (serious expression): What?

　　██ Counselor: Anytime, as long as you hear the music of Zhu Ba Jie's daughter-in-law in your head, it can effectively dispel your sense of fear.

Dr. 　　██: When I didn't ask.

　　██ Advisor: Don't believe it? Oh, let you try now-wait for a cold, low-pressure low-heel, wait for a low-pressure low-heel, wait for a cold low-heel, wait for a cold low-heel, wait for a cold low-heel, wait for a low-pressure low-heel, etc. , Wait, wait, wait and stare!

Dr. 　　██ (holding his forehead with his hands):...

　　【DATA EXPUNGED】

Dr. 　　██: Can you tell me how your parents raised you.

　　██ Advisor: Oh, my father is much worse than me.

Dr. 　　██: That's really... (sigh)

　　██ Counselor: I will teach you one more thing, don't pick up the conversation if you can't find the word.

Dr. 　　██:...

　　 When he reached the 150th floor, Dr. ██ stopped suddenly with a solemn expression.

　　██ Advisor: What's wrong?

Dr. 　　██: My head is full of the melody of Zhu Ba Jie's daughter-in-law, and I can't shake it anymore...

　　██ Consultant: Hahahaha— (arrogant laughter)

██ Consultant: Let me tell you another secret. In fact, many lyrics can be applied to Zhu Bajie's wife's songs, even sad songs, such as—you cry and tell me that the stories in fairy tales are deceptive, I Not your princess, and you will not be my prince. Since you said that you love me, my world has been bright, bright, bright, bright and bright—

Dr. 　　██ (pain-like): Please, don't ruin my ears anymore.

　　 the 200th floor.

██Consultant (takes melon seeds out of the backpack and chants while walking): The white dragon horseshoe is facing west, holding Tang Sanzang and following the three tigers—ah~ah~Black Cat Sergeant, ah~ah~Black Cat Sergeant— I won't tell you, I won't tell you, I won't tell you~

　　 ██ said nothing.

　　██ Consultant: Intoxicated by my singing?

Dr. 　　██: I'm thinking seriously about whether to join the anti-██ volunteer alliance.

　　 250th floor.

Dr. 　　██ (slightly surprised): I found out that I really don't seem to be so scared anymore.

　　██ consultant (satisfied): Look, trust me, that's right.

　　 The 300th floor.

Dr. 　　██ (nervous): It's here!

　　SCP-08-1, the gray face without pupils, nostrils and mouth, appeared on the steps below them, less than two meters away from the two of them.

　　██ Consultant (excited on his face): You are waiting!

　　██ consultant acted like a hungry tiger, jumped down and grabbed SCP-087-1 suspended in the air.

　　 Probably no one has ever done anything like this before. SCP-087-1's response was slow for half a second, and it was caught in the hands of Consultant ██.

　　██ consultant tore SCP-087-1 forcefully with both hands, and his gray face was pulled like a pie, stretched long.

　　 SCP-087-1 has an incredible face.

　　██ consultant (holding SCP-087-1 firmly with one hand, UU reading www.uukanshu.com slams against the wall): Let you look at me! Let you look at me! Let you look at me! Say! Dare to look at me!

　　【DATA EXPUNGED】

　　 Due to the loss of force, SCP-087-1 slipped from the ██ consultant's hands and quickly disappeared into the darkness.

　　 From start to finish, Dr. ██ has been in a daze.

　　██ Advisor: What's wrong with you?

Dr. 　　██ (looks confused):...

　　██ Consultant: Is my posture too handsome just now?

　　██ (with a look of disgust):...

　　 On the 400th floor, the two sat on the stairs to rest.

Dr. 　　██: Seriously, what is that thing?

　　██ Advisor: You mean SCP-087-1? As you can see, it is just a face.

Dr. 　　██: Then why...

　　██ Advisor: Why is it lethal to others, but not to me? Very simple, because I am not afraid of it. Its ability should be to generate fear, which is also its source of power. SCP-087 is its home ground. The more serious the fear here, the stronger its power.

Dr. 　　██ (dignified expression): You are immune to SCP's abilities, so you don't have to fear it at all, but I am here, will it be a burden for you? (Suddenly realized) That's why you are making a fool of yourself to distract my attention!

　　██ Consultant (raising eyebrows): Otherwise you really think I like those naive songs?

Dr. 　　██ (lowering his head): Sorry, I misunderstood you. I apologize to you.

　　██ Advisor (righteous awe-inspiring): No need to apologize.

Dr. 　　██: Huh?

　　██ Consultant: Because I just like those naive and brainless songs, hahahaha— (arrogant laugh)

Chapter end

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