I Truly Am The God of Learning Chapter 9

Chapter 9

"It's amazing, it's okay to put your hand in the oil pan!" Zhang Yunxi looked at it, and her eyes were full of wonder.

"It's just some deceiving trick." Ye Lingchen glanced at his mouth and smiled lightly.

Zhang Yunxi quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth, and looked around carefully, like a child who did something bad, "Well! How can you say this kind of thing casually? Be careful and offend the Bodhisattva and hurry up."

The soft, boneless little hand came with a faint scent, which made Ye Lingchen helplessly, this girl was really the same.

"Okay, I won't say any more." Ye Lingchen laughed.

Zhang Yunxi then gave up, and reassuredly exhorted: "It is better to be credible than to be credible. Do not offend the Bodhisattva for a moment, and luck is also important in life."

"Huh ..." Ye Lingchen nodded funnyly. You probably don't know yet. Brother is a systematic man. He is also a god!

At this point, the Taoist priest had begun auctioning the third item. It was a small blue and white porcelain bottle with strange words and symbols engraved around it.

"Tongtong!"

The bottle was put into the oil pan, and the Taoist picked it up as usual.

"When the son-in-law made up the sky, a bit of strange soil remained. The material of this bottle was that kind of soil, and there was a Tao Rune left by Tai Shang Laojun. This bottle can be placed at home to improve Feng Shui and bless the family Peace and prosperity! "

"Artifact, definitely an artifact!" The crowd boiled immediately.

"I do n't want anyone to grab 10,000!"

"I give it fifteen thousand!"

A small bottle was finally sold at a high price of 66,000 yuan.

The Taoist priest, holding his beard, took a pen, and said quietly, "Finally, this kind of thing, everyone is interested in coming, that is this pen!"

"This is the writing brush that Wenquxing used in the world. With this pen, you can become a **** of learning, know the best of heaven and earth, and the college entrance examination is just a piece of cake!"

Even dare to pretend to be a **** of learning?

Ye Lingchen was a little speechless. Looking at the onlookers, it was already boiling. It was the wish of all parents to have a son and a daughter.

This time, the Taoist priest was not in a hurry to auction, but glanced a little at the crowd, suddenly a meal.

So beautiful, so pure girl!

Although not a little bit dressed up and very plainly dressed, it stands like a daffodil in full bloom, standing like a fairy crane in a group of pheasants.

The priest's eyes flashed a little greed, and his eyes turned, but he said loudly: "This writing brush is different from others. It needs a fate!"

Later, he raised his hand and pointed at Yunxi Zhang, "Little girl, you are a destined person, please come here."

"Ah? I ... I?" Zhang Yunxi was a little stunned, and the crowd consciously separated a trail, watching Zhang Yunxi with envy.

"That's right, the destined person is you!" The Taoist nodded solemnly.

Ye Lingchen frowned slightly, followed Zhang Yunxi slowly forward.

"This pen will be yours later." Taoist solemnly handed the pen to Zhang Yunxi.

Zhang Yunxi didn't dare to reach out, "But ... but I have no money."

"You are a destined person, this is the bodhisattva's will, and no one can disobey it." Taoist Gao said inexplicably. "It does n't matter if you do n't have money. You just need to let me touch the bones and get the approval of the bodhisattva!"

"Bone touching?" Zhang Yunxi stepped back slightly.

"Don't be afraid of the girl. The poor are monks. The six roots are already clean. They touch the bones very purely and can help you communicate with the Bodhisattva." The Taoist raised his leg and stepped forward.

"Yes, girl, you are so lucky, you can't miss this opportunity ..."

"This girl is so lucky ..."

"Sir, look at me and help me feel my bones."

The crowd was full of envy, making Zhang Yunxi a dilemma.

The priest's salty pig's hand stretched out longer and longer, the smile on his face enlarged, insignificant, like a big gray wolf hungry for several days, towards the soft little white sheep.

The salty pig's hand was getting closer and closer, it seemed that Zhang Yunxi's small waist could be touched in the next moment.

Just at this critical moment, Ye Lingchen stood out suddenly, and Dayi Ling Ran screamed in front of helpless Zhang Yunxi, "Stop! Let go of that girl!"

The Taoist gave a hand and looked at Ye Lingchen resentfully, "Who are you? Dare to disturb the Bodhisattva, you have to be punished!"

"Do n't you dare to represent the Bodhisattva? If you want to lie, just lie, I do n't bother! I dare lie to my head, do I give you a face!" Ye Lingchen sneered, originally he was just watching the fun, but The Taoist reached out to the village flower in his own village, which could not bear!

Wow!

The crowd exploded immediately, one by one could not help but stay away from Ye Lingchen.

"Ga? What kind of wind does that kid draw? He dare to call such a master!"

"This man dare to disrespect the Supreme, I'm afraid I don't know how to die!"

"Be sure to stay away from him in the future, be careful to follow him!"

"I really don't know the boy who is so tall and tall, oh, this life is over ..."

Watching the crowd's response, the Taoist priest was even more proud. He raised his head and smiled, pointing at Ye Lingchen, "I see that you are still a student. You have been abandoned by the Bodhisattva. This time the college entrance examination is over."

As soon as this remark came out, the crowd was more frightened, and Zhang Yunxi looked at Ye Lingchen with great worry.

"Little girl, if you don't want to cause trouble to your body, you should hurry away from him and let me touch the bones." The Taoist continued.

"Touch your grandma's leg!" Ye Lingchen raised his leg, and flew the Taoist priest away with one kick!

"Presumptuous, you dare to do it!" The Taoist embarrassedly stood up from the ground and pointed angrily at Ye Lingchen, "You are dead, and within three days, you will be killed by thunder and thunder!"

"A thunderstorm?" Ye Lingchen sneered.

"Yes!" The Taoist sneered at Ye Lingchen as if he had eaten him. "Afraid? But heaven has good virtues. As long as you kneel down like me and make three sounds, I can intercede with you for the Buddha , Spare your life! "

At this time, an aunt in the crowd stepped out kindly and persuaded: "Children, don't take things for granted. Hurry to apologize to the mayor, and there is room for salvation."

"Yes, there are a lot of adults, you have to seize the opportunity."

"Not only will you hurt yourself, but your family will follow you!"

"Young man, you have to think about it, don't make a life-long regret."

"Ling Chen, will the bodhisattva really blame me? It's all my fault ..." Zhang Yunxi looked at Ye Lingchen helplessly, blame himself, and tears flashed in his eyes.

"It's okay." Ye Lingchen smiled slightly, his face glowed with self-confidence, and Zhang Yunxi could not help but settle down.

Ye Lingchen stepped forward, "I also give you a chance. If you don't want me to break through the scam, apologize to the girl around me, otherwise, you should weigh the consequences yourself!"

"I sincerely pray for mortals, but you have come to question me, and my heart can be stubborn!" The Taoist pretended to be calm, "I never slang, how can I expose?"

"Oh, this is what you asked for!" Ye Lingchen strode forward, with everyone's attention, walked to the pan, then raised his hand, and stretched out towards the pan!

"Ah! Don't!" Zhang Yunxi exclaimed, her eyes suddenly red, and moved tears.

Ye Lingchen is because she made such a sacrifice!

However, Ye Lingchen's hands were in the oil pan, and nothing happened: "This oil pan has a moderate temperature and is suitable for washing hands."

"This ... this ..." Everyone looked at Ye Lingchen, speechless in shock.

Zhang Yunxi walked quickly to Ye Lingchen and took his hand out of the oil pan. It was pure and intact.

"You, you can also wash your hands in a pan, can't you also be a fairy?" Zhang Yunxi opened her mouth slightly and looked at Ye Lingchen in surprise.

"Stupid girl, how can there be any fairy, this is just some social tricks." Ye Lingchen smiled, "Add white vinegar to the oil pan, sink the vinegar to the bottom of the pot. After ignition, the low-boiling vinegar will boil first, let people see The oil pan is boiling up, but the temperature is actually forty degrees. "

"Really fake?" Among the crowd, a strong man stepped forward, and stretched out his hand, trying to reach into the pan, shocked: "Well? Really not hot!"

Everyone began to realize that it was wrong.

The Taoist's complexion has become iron-blue, his mouth is stubborn, and he stubbornly said, "You have less demon to confuse the crowd! This is the manifestation of the Buddha!"

Ye Lingchen smiled. "The chopsticks in the water are also based on the principle of water surface misalignment."

He walked to the table and pointed slightly at the cup. "Stand!"

"Straight! Also straight!"

"This little brother is so amazing, he knows so much!"

"Knowledge is power, and my son is half as smart as he is."

"Fuck! Then, haven't we just been fooled by that liar!"

"Everyone is quiet, he is a demon, don't be fooled by the kid's demon!" Taoist struggled to make a final explanation.

"Looks like you will never die until Huanghe!"

Ye Lingchen shook his head, then walked to the old man who bought the bottle before.

"The bottle you just bought, this Taoist said that it can bless the family, but in fact, the characters engraved on it just represent tranquility and calmness, which is the most common symbol of the Buddhists. You can find it on Baidu.

The old man took a photo and went online to Baidu, and suddenly hesitated.

Not only explanations are given on the Internet, there are countless products appearing exactly the same as this bottle, as long as eight pieces!

"This ... this ..." He had even regarded this bottle as a treasure, who had thought that Liuliu bought this garbage.

Seeing the truth, other people were also shaken, took out the treasures auctioned off by themselves, and took a closer look, and immediately saw the clues, especially in that bag, where the production date and production place were actually placed ...

"Crouch! Liars! They are all fake ... all worthless scraps!"

"We've all been tricked by him!"

Looking up, the man's stall was not closed, and he was about to escape.

The mad people, at this moment, leaked the water around them, stared at the gang of Taoists, and had a murderous heart.

No one's money is brought by the wind.

If they were not seen by others, their money would have been lost, but they also regarded Taoists as gods, a shame and shame!

"Don't listen to that kid's bullshit, I can really communicate with the gods and bless you all ..."

"Well! Dare to deceive. This is to rub our IQ on the ground!"

"Liar, pay me back!"

"Dare to play with me and take my punch!"

Huh!

Suddenly the sound of human sandbags rang out in the crowd, followed by screams ...

(End of this chapter)

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