Chapter 504 What bad intentions can a kitten have?
"Stop talking nonsense! Drink it quickly, meow!"
The angry Haiyuan Miao bared her teeth and claws at Xie Wen.
Okay, okay, if you can't sneak attack, let's force him to do it, right?
Xie Wen rolled his eyes speechlessly, and used his free hand to firmly control the black-bellied little fur cat in front of him that wanted to rush forward. Just when he was about to say something, he suddenly felt something. He quickly turned his head and looked over...
∑(=OДO=)
Kelimiao, who didn't expect Xie Wen to turn around suddenly, was startled at first, then blinked her eyes, raised a small paw and made a fist to cheer up.
"Brother Xie Wen, come on, meow!"
Xie Wen: "..."
Don't think I didn't see the expectant look in your eyes just now!
"So, what is in this? If you don't say anything, I will pour it directly into your mouth. Anyway, I also secretly drank alcohol when I was a child."
Xie Wen grabbed the back of Haiyuan Miao's neck, pulled the little fur cat, which had been subdued and still refused to admit defeat, in front of him, and asked in a pretentious manner.
"snort!"
Haibara Nyan, who had been caught on the "life gate", became a little more honest. She started with the usual hum, and then replied with a proud face: "Of course I made it with the special mushrooms on Nine Snake Island. Potion Meow!”
Seeing that Xie Wen's expression suddenly changed, and he obviously wanted to pour the wine in his hand into his mouth, the little cat quickly explained: "It's not a trial type, the environment on the island is not suitable for research , so to put it bluntly, it's just some extracts... Anyway, you have given me medicine tests before, so it's not a big deal if you take a sip!”
The little scumbag raised his head confidently when he spoke later.
"That's pretty much it..."
Xie Wen felt relieved when he heard that it was not the kind of trial-made potion that tasted terrible, but he quickly realized what was happening.
"Even if it's not a trial model!"
He was willing to cooperate with the drug test before, because drug intoxication was originally one of the monster hunter's tactics, and those potions were needed to enhance his strength.
And there were no pirates that happened to bump into me at the time, so I couldn't let other cats test the medicine.
But what are the mushrooms on Nine Snake Island?
But then I thought again...
Mushrooms in Monster Hunting are indeed the main raw materials for many potions. As for the mushrooms on Nine Snakes Island, although Xie Wen only remembers the one that makes people's bodies covered with mushrooms, if they are not collected properly, they are really suitable for making Monster Hunting potions. of.
Of course, judging from the reactions of the two little fur cats, Haibara Meow and Keli Meow, the one in the wine bowl is definitely not the one.
But it shouldn't be the mushroom that makes people covered with mushrooms. Although it looks interesting in the comics, if Luffy hadn't happened to meet someone from the Nine Snakes, he would have died on that thing. Haibara Meowpi Guipi, I still wouldn't give such dangerous things to myself casually…
The most important thing is that Kelimiao also participated, probably as something to embarrass herself.
Xie Wen knew these cats in his family very well, and he quickly guessed that they were almost the same.
Therefore, Canglanxing is not an idiot, he is just not very good at certain aspects.
After Haiyuan Meow was suppressed by Xie Wen, he simply smashed the jar and directly revealed the answer: "Actually, it's just an extract of Crying Mushroom with some added. Keli wants to see you cry, Meow."
"Meow!"
∑(=OДO=)
Kelimiao, who was pretending to be a good cat, opened her eyes wide and looked at Sister Ai who suddenly "betrayed" her with disbelief.
"That's not the case, Meow!" Keli Meow pointed at Haiyuan Meow and retorted: "It was obviously Sister Xiaoai's idea, Meow!"
In fact, Xie Wen could guess who the mastermind was without her having to say anything.
The pranks played by little puppets are not so complicated, and many of the so-called pranks are actually quite cute...
For example, draw cat whiskers on the sleeping Cang Lanxing's face. The pranks played by Haibara Meow are different. When the thoughtful little cat tries to trick him, he always puts one ring inside the other. Besides, when it comes to drugging himself, who else can do it but this little scumbag? ? !
Xie Wen rubbed his chin subconsciously, feeling vaguely that something was wrong.
"Hmph~ Just tell me if you want to see Meow?"
Haiyuan Miao, who was still lifted up in mid-air by Xie Wen, crossed her arms and asked calmly.
"Well... Keli just wants to see Brother Xie Wen cry..."
The little puppet admitted this point, but she immediately defended herself: "That was also Sister Ai, the cat you used to seduce Keli!"
"Obviously I was the one who started it, but you just came all over yourself..."
Haibara Meow continued to backstab Keli Meow with a calm expression, "And wasn't it your idea to let Sister Cuixiang persuade you to drink?"
I'll just say it!
Only then did Xie Wen realize what was wrong...
The prank method this time was too crude, and it didn't look like Haibara's handiwork. If it was Kelimya's idea, it would be reasonable.
"That's because... that's because... uh... Keli... uh..."
The little puppet was suddenly at a loss for words. After his eyes wandered for a while, he simply stopped arguing with Haibara Miao, the bad sister, and jumped directly below her, waving the cat fist at her while jumping around.
"Sister Ai, you tricked Keli again! Keli is angry, meow!"
"Hmph! I'm just telling the truth. It doesn't make sense. We played pranks together, but I was the only one who got caught!"
Not to be outdone, Haibara Miao kicked the cat's legs to fight back, and the two little fur cats who were originally on the same front turned against each other.
Xie Wen decisively put Haiyuan Miao down and moved it to the side, leaving an area for the two little fur cats to let go of their hands and feet better...
By the way, it is also to prevent yourself from being accidentally injured.
After all, he, the Blue Star, has had a lot of experience with little fur cats fighting, and most of the attacks falling on him in the end.
But this time, the two little fur cats must have really "falled out". Instead of hitting Xie Wen as usual, you grabbed my ears and I bit you. Its tail rolled into a ball on the deck.
The two little fur cats were having a lively fight here. The other members of the investigation team, like Xie Wen, also watched the fun with great interest. Even Huamei Miao had no intention of stopping it.
The three Boya sisters were worried at first, but seeing that the others and the cat looked calm, they joined the crowd watching the excitement.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Keli and Xiao Ai's fists and kicks are actually quite good."
Xie Wen held a large piece of meat in his hand and commented while chewing it.
It's rare that these little **** didn't unite against him. This kind of good show is not common. If he wasn't afraid of teaching the children badly, he would even want to start a bet on the outcome of the two cats.
As he was gloating over the cats fighting, a furry paw touched his arm.
"Such a wonderful scene, why don't you come and have a drink, meow?"
That's right! It suddenly became clear!
Xie Wen slapped his thigh and took the familiar wine bowl...
"Oops!!"
After raising his neck and drinking the wine in one gulp, the stupid Blue Star came back to his senses.
Immediately afterwards, an inexplicable sadness surged into his heart. Xie Wen's nose felt sore, and tears rushed out of his eyes like a faucet that was turned on.
Before his vision was blurred by tears, he saw that the two little fur cats that were fighting together had stopped at some point and were high-fiving each other with smiles on their faces.
“…I'm so careless!!”
(End of chapter)
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