Chapter 430 The King of Traps Arrives
On a morning where the wind was not calm and the sun was not beautiful, but it was an ordinary morning on the Grand Route, Blue Star had just finished a sparring session with several fighting cats such as Nyajuro and Suixiang.
He didn't wait for him to return the fresh knife · Bai Yan to the sheath, but Li Li rushed over as soon as he trotted, and jumped hard in a place where Xie Wen had three or four meters.
“Brother Xie Wen, that Zuowu has changed his direction again, meow!”
Keli meow flew into Xie Wen's arms, and after having a good time with her little head, she wrinkled her little nose and muttered: "It keeps changing like this, when can we see it again?" That huge elephant?”
Just when Xie Wen caught Kelimiao, Dudu also climbed onto Xie Wen's head from behind on hands and feet.
【Yes, yes, I have changed the direction twelve times during this time, meow! 】
Duduhao patted Xie Wen's head with his little paws while echoing Kelimiao's complaint.
"There's nothing I can do about it," Xie Wen rubbed Kelimiao's little head, then pinched Dudu's pads, and said helplessly: "The elephant owner has been doing nothing since hundreds of years ago. Moving aimlessly, never stopping to rest.”
“Why is this meowing?”
Keli Meow raised her head in confusion, "Isn't it tired?"
“Who knows, it's better to wait until you encounter it in the future, Keli, you should ask it yourself.”
Xie Wen could probably remember that the elephant owner never rested because of the agreement with Joy Boy or as a punishment, but he didn't know the specific reason.
As for whether Keli Meow can communicate with the elephant owner...
According to the plot in the manga, it is reasonable to speculate that at least Shirahoshi, who is the same "king" as Luffy, should be able to communicate with the Elephant Master, and there is still a possibility that Kelimya, who has similar knowledge and color to her, can communicate with the Elephant Master. …
At worst, let Shirahoshi tell the story.
Moreover, the "Neptune Translator" produced by Meowa and Haibara Meow has been able to convert ordinary language into the wave band used by Shirahoshi and the Neptunes when they communicated. However, at present, that thing can only "output" and cannot "Input", so Xie Wen and the others couldn't figure out whether the "translated" language was accurate.
Anyway, in the latest related experiment, the few attracted Neptunes seemed to be very angry. If Shirahoshi hadn't been there, they would probably have been killed by Sanji.
Plan D, which Xie Wen had not been able to use before, was actually to use this thing to attract the nearby Neptunes and let them help entangle Kaido. However, Xie Wen was not sure if he really summoned the Neptunes. Will they attack themselves as well?
Hmm... As expected, it's better not to experiment on the elephant owner.
Remembering the cartoon where the Elephant Master whipped Jack away with just one blow of his nose, Xie Wen thought it would be better to keep a steady hand.
"Okay then..." the little puppet pouted, and soon became happy again, "Kelly wants to hear a story, meow!"
“Boss Xie Wen, do you want to tell a story?”
As soon as Bai Xing heard that there was a story to listen to, he came over after smelling it.
Nyajuro, who originally planned to go back to the quiet room to practice sword meditation, made a 180-degree turn and sat next to Xie Wen in a standard cat squatting posture.
“This time we're going to talk about “The Pillar Destroyer Blade” again, nya?”
The little black cat flicked its tail and asked expectantly.
Link Meow next to him also showed the same expectant expression.
Cuixiang Miao, on the other hand, hugged her own wine gourd, rolled directly to Xie Wen's side, then leaned on him in an awkward position, and took a big gulp of wine.
"H!" The little drunk cat let out a long breath of alcohol, then rubbed his head against Xie Wen, "Although I also like the fighting story "The Blade of Pillar Destroyer", but why don't you tell me about it every time? A story about wine?”
Meows also suggested: "There are already "Death" and "Pillar Destroyer" stories about slashing with a knife. It's time to tell a story about a gunfight, Meow!"
"Hmph! What story is better about fighting and killing, but the story of "Little Kitten Bao Qingtian"!" Huiyuan Meow climbed onto Xie Wen's shoulder, pulled his ears and made another request.
As soon as she finished speaking, the little puppet in Xie Wen's arms covered its ears, wrinkled its face and shouted: "The story of Bao Heizi is too complicated, Keli can't understand meow..."
In fact, with Kelimiao's intelligence, it's not that she really doesn't understand. This little naughty just doesn't like to spend her brain thinking about more complicated issues while listening to stories.
“You just have to listen more if you don't understand, otherwise you will become as stupid as Xie Wen in the future, meow!”
“But, Sister Xiao Ai, you have been deceived more times by Brother Xie Wen, meow. If Brother Xie Wen is a fool, then Sister Xiao Ai, you are a stupid fool who is even dumber than a fool, Meow!”
Keli Miao put on the pose of "There is only one truth", put one hand on her hips and pointed at Haibara Miao with the other, and said loudly.
“I'll beat the **** of you little idiot first, Hua Meow!”
The angry Haiyuan cat jumped down from Xie Wen's shoulder and pounced on Keli, who was held in his arms. The two kittens were fighting in Xie Wen's arms...
It's just that most of their little paws fell on Xie Wen who was holding them.
ˆXie Wen: “…”
In order to prevent himself from further suffering, Xie Wen decisively separated them with a kitten in each hand.
The little puppet quickly settled down, but Haibara Nya hugged his arm and started chewing it harder than before.
ˆXie Wen: “…”
“Well...actually, I kind of want to hear that Liu Maoxing story, meow...”
At this time, Sanji Miao also spoke weakly from the side.
Bai Xing seemed to think that Xie Wen didn't have enough options, so he also whispered: "Boss Xie Wen hasn't finished telling the story about the trouble in heaven..."
Xie Wen looked at the sky speechlessly. Did he have dug so many holes?
Mainly, he didn't think too much when he told the story, he just told it when he thought it suited him. In addition, every cat liked different types of stories, so before he knew it, Xie Wen kept telling the story with a hammer and a stick. Several stories...
It's not finished yet!
After spending some time calming down the noisy cats, Xie Wen touched the beep on his head and said, "Why don't I tell you a story about ships?"
Don't worry if you have too many debts, or itchy if you have too many lice. Anyway, there are already so many pitfalls, and Xie Wen doesn't care about opening another one.
【Okay, okay, okay! 】
Although the ship spirit of Dudu has not appeared before, she has heard the stories Xie Wen told everyone. Originally, she did not have any special tendency, but now that she heard that it was related to ships, her feeling immediately changed. .
The other cats stopped arguing after looking at each other, and decided to take care of the "newly added" Dudu number.
Even Cuixiang Miao took a sip of wine unhappily, and then didn't say anything. She just stared at Xie Wen with resentful eyes.
“Well...it's not suitable if there are children around. When you have free time, I will tell you a story about "Drunken Master". There is wine and fighting. You will definitely like it."
Xie Wen quickly promised Cuixiangmiao, and the little drunk cat became happy and handed Xie Wen a "bowl" of wine.
After drinking the wine handed over by Cuixiang Miao, Xie Wen said to Meaux who was already pouting: "The story I want to tell now involves a gunfight!"
As Meowx's mood turned from cloudy to sunny, Xie Wen began to tell the cats the story of the "Transformers" that he had modified...
(End of this chapter)
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