Chapter 427 Investigation Team Prank Incident
"Xie Wen!! You idiot! Damn me—!!"
Early in the morning, Xie Wen was woken up by a shrill roar.
However, he had just opened his eyes, and before he had time to figure out what was happening, a black thing had already pounced on his face and began to chew and scratch it.
“What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?”
The confused Blue Star only woke up from the initial daze after receiving several cat punches and bite attacks...
There was no way, last night Cuixiangmao held a banquet with everyone on the pretext of leaving Totland and setting sail again, and drank a lot of Xie Wen. Although he had not been drunk to the point of unconsciousness, but now The reaction is still a little slower than usual.
Xie Wen first tried to get up, but as usual, he was pressed down by other cats and failed. He could only pull out his hands and lift up the kitten that jumped on his face...
Then I became even more confused.
Because the little black cat in front of him, who was waving his limbs wildly and still trying to turn his head to bite his palm, was not any cat in the investigation team.
"Seijuro? No, he's a long-haired cat, and he's bigger...wait! This bite is so strong...Xiao Ai?"
Finally, Xie Wen confirmed the identity of the other party through the familiar feeling of the little black cat biting his palm.
As for why he is so skilled...
Well, that's another sad story.
"No...were you sprayed by an octopus? Why did you make yourself look like Seijuro...puff puff puff..."
Xie Wen looked at the little black kitten in front of him, but he still couldn't hold back the gloating gushing out of his heart, and laughed out loud.
“Didn't you do it, meow?!”
(=◣ Pan◢=)
The new "little black cat" roared with his teeth and claws.
"What stupid things are you talking about..." Xie Wen pointed at Kelimiao who was rubbing her eyes on his chest and Sharmi who was stretching on his belly. "Every time I go to bed, I get raped by you little kids. This guy is so suppressed, how can I give you a chance to change my color?"
“Huh? Sister Xiaoai has become just like Brother Seijuro, nya! Hahahahaha! Sister Xiaoai, you are so funny like this, nya!”
Keli Miao, who was also just woken up, pointed at Haiyuan Miao who was held up in the air by Xie Wen. She laughed so hard that she even accidentally rolled off him.
Even so, the little puppet did not stop laughing and continued to roll on the bed and laugh wildly.
“Hehe~ Actually, this color is very suitable for little sister Ai's meow~”
After stretching, Charmi licked her paws and spoke the truth.
Indeed, Haiyuan Miao has a dark belly, which is indeed very suitable for black.
Xie Wen and Sharmi exchanged a look of understanding...
Then he suddenly froze.
“What's wrong, meow? Thank you, Wenqin?”
Charmi, who was licking her paws and washing her face, looked at Xie Wen doubtfully, not sure why he was staring at her with that strange look.
“Well... before you laugh at Xiao Ai, you'd better take a look at yourself first.”
Xie Wen reminded him with a dumbfounded expression.
“Meow hahahaha! Sister Sharmi's face is so funny too, meow!”
Kelimiao, who finally recovered a little, laughed and fell on the bed again.
The little forest cat who loves beauty quickly took out a small mirror, and then realized that he had been put on heavy makeup at some point...
The long eye shadow extended to her ears, a bright red circle was applied to her mouth, and she even added two pieces of blush.
The overly exaggerated makeup not only failed to make Summer look more beautiful and cute, but actually made her even more ridiculous than the dark Haibara.
“Meow—!! Which **** did this?! I'm going to electrocute him into coke, meow!!”
Charmi was so angry that the hair all over her body stood up.
After Haibara Miao, who was still angry at first, saw that she was not the only one who was hit, her heart instantly became much more balanced, and she even felt a little happy...
At least I wasn't painted so ugly.
“Jinx! Is it a meow?!” Frustrated, Sharma pressed down the little blue cat who was rolling all over the bed with Kelly.
It is normal for her to have such a guess, because in addition to fighting and making weapons, Meowx also has a hobby of graffiti. Occasionally, she will draw a street art-style pattern on the boat, and even give Keli Meow the bow of the boat. Like “put on makeup”…
The little puppet was so angry that Xie Wen and her, the culprit, worked together for a long time to coax her.
In addition, she was also one of the little cats who painted on Xie Wen's face... This one has a criminal record!
However, Charmi soon let Meowx go, because the other person's face was also painted in a mess, even worse than her own heavy makeup.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! You actually played a prank on me! Who is meow?!”
ˆ (= benefit)
Following Haibara Meow and Sharmi, Meowx, the little crazy cat, also exploded.
In fact, the little blue cat quite admires the street art-style graffiti on her face, but appreciation is appreciation, which does not prevent her from giving a severe lesson to the guy who dares to play a prank on her.
After a lot of jumping up and downs, everyone who had gathered on the deck discovered that the victims this time were not just Haibara Meow and the others.
The original little black cat Nyajuro should be the least affected among all cats. He just had a crescent moon painted on his forehead and a wave of COS Bao Gongmeow...
Well, of course Xie Wen also told the cats stories about solving crimes, but because of the presence of Haiyuan Meow, Conan couldn't tell them easily, so he told the story about the young man Bao Qingtian.
The degree of damage suffered by Link Miao was not high. He basically relied on facial expressions to communicate, and he only had a **** X on his mouth.
Sanji's eyes are painted with a pair of hearts, and there is an exaggerated "slobber" near his mouth.
The little drunkard Cuixiangmiao has a few more spiral circles on her head, which probably means that she is drunk all day long. There is also blush on her cheeks that has a similar meaning to drunkenness.
In addition to the cats, the crying Shirahoshi was painted with two strings of teardrops, and Robin had a pair of "glasses" on her face that fit her temperament, as well as a flower on her forehead that represented her fruit ability. Little flowers.
All in all, although it was a prank, the mysterious guy was not scribbling.
"That is to say, only Xie Wen, Keli, Pulya and I were not pranked on cats?" Huamei Cat held her chin and muttered: "It's understandable that you don't draw on me, but why can't you three cats? Will it be painted? Are you trying to confuse people?”
The other victims surrounded the three of them aggressively, intending to interrogate them properly.
As for Lady Xiang Feihu, no one thought she would do such a thing, so she was the first to be eliminated as a suspect.
“Tell me! Which one of you did it, meow?!”
The furry "little black cat" asked loudly. At the same time, his eyes were mainly focused on Kelimiao, a little fur cat who also had a "criminal record", and Xie Wen, who had a painted face and was suspected of revenge. .
"It's not Keli," the little puppet waved his hands repeatedly and shook his head in denial: "If you do something like this that will definitely lead to confinement, Keli will definitely bring his companions to share the punishment, and she will definitely give Xie Wen Brother painted it! Just like last time!”
“I'm still here!”
Xie Wen knocked her little head angrily.
Although the little puppet's reasons sounded childish, everyone believed her excuses very easily.
As a result, Xie Wen immediately became the target of public criticism again.
"I've already said that if I take action, you guys lying on top of me will definitely react." Xie Wen shrugged, "Besides, if I plan to retaliate, how can this little guy Keli escape?"
Then Keli Miao decisively responded to Xie Wen with a cat punch.
In the end, everyone looked at Miao Erya, but to be honest, like Hua Mei Miao, everyone did not think that the usually peaceful Xiao Dejuan would do such a thing.
Meowya said: "I won't be so stupid. If it were me, I would definitely draw a few strokes on myself to get rid of the suspicion, Meow... Speaking of which, is it possible that the murderer is actually among you? Meow?"
As soon as these words came out, the cats who were hit immediately stared at each other.
“I think I might know who it is…”
Just when the cats were suspicious of each other, Xie Wen suddenly figured out why the four of them were not pranked.
He lightly knocked on the deck beneath him and said, "You did it, right? Dudu Qianjin."
“What stupid things are you talking about, you idiot... Meow—!!”
Haiyuan Miao, who looked unhappy, was halfway through speaking when he suddenly jumped three feet high in shock.
Because a cat named Ellu, whom everyone had never seen before, was carefully peeking out from behind the mast that Haibara was facing, and the cat peeked out her furry little head.
(End of this chapter)
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