Hollywood Lover Chapter 500

However, except for the semi-pseudo-documentary "Death Video III-Origin" she starred in in 2012, which has a small reputation in the world, Laticia's efforts in the acting circle for more than ten years have not received much attention. High rewards, even if she is hopelessly charming.

This kind of thing is embarrassing, but there is no way, just like the French kiss Sophie Marceau, it is difficult to find a place in Hollywood, so she can only return to the French entertainment circle sadly. It is easier to understand that the actors' long-term efforts have not succeeded.

An actor depends on his strength, but also on his luck, whether there are good works and directors, and he is willing to praise her.

Zhang Dongcheng looked at this beautiful girl, but he wanted to laugh. He didn't expect to be so beautiful. The type that men from both the East and the West like. This face, which can clearly turn all living beings upside down, played a role in the movie. The unlucky bride attacked by zombies!

First, the white dress was stained with blood, and she was forced to flee around in the wedding church. She gritted her teeth in order to find her lover, and raised a roaring chainsaw to kill a **** path among the zombies. The splattered sticky blood and tears made the eyes dazzled with make-up, and then was bitten by a zombie, causing his lover to cut off his arm, and finally turned into a zombie, becoming a zombie bride with a terrifying face...

This, this, this.... This is the same as Leonardo, thinking that being ugly can make you stand out, or that you can attract the world's attention by being ugly...

Zhang Dongcheng was speechless.

A pretty girl should be pretty!

Out of curiosity, Zhang Dongcheng replayed the movie "Death Video Part 3-Origin" in his mind that Laticia was in the original time and space and was only filmed in 2012.

The third death video is a somewhat different movie from the first two. It still adopts the method of one or two pseudo-documentaries in the first few tens of minutes, and then switches to the official third-person movie mode later.

"Pseudo-documentary", also known as "imitation documentary", the English name is mockumentary, which is the combination of mock and documentary, it is often classified as a type of documentary or TV program, usually with a playful character of comedy, but also very serious pseudo-documentary. Although it records real life like documentaries, it is actually fictional. It uses irony or parody to analyze major events or problems in society, challenging people's cognition of established facts, and the impact of documentaries. The core proposition here is the concept of "truth".

In pseudo-documentaries, historical data images or interviews with people (big head speeches) are often used to discuss past events, or they follow the parties involved in the event in the way of real movies (interference, intervention).

The most commonly used shooting technique in this kind of film is posing. The so-called posing is the process in which the photographer creates a certain environment, designs a certain plot according to his own vision, lets the subject perform, and finally completes the process by the photographer. . In this process, the photographer often acts as a director. Obviously, staged photography often has better lighting, composition, more beautiful backgrounds, more beautiful models, and more drama.

A girl and a boy were born and grew up. Through photos, their growth was seen by the audience, and then sweet love and marriage became the most important thing in life.

In the church, people from two big families are gathering, while the cousin keeps following the actor with a video camera. Everything, including the uncle who was bitten by a dog and the wife who is trying to express her love, is so beautiful today The bridegroom officer.

On the camera, Laticia is beautiful, with short hair, wearing only a diamond-like headband, pure and moving.

Only her eye sockets are the kind of very thick and deep makeup, plus her eyes are very big, always staring very big... This makes her look a little abnormal, the color is so dark that there is only one word to describe it.

Zombie Bride!

Zhang Dongcheng realized what happened next, and couldn't help complaining that the director and makeup artist of this film were too out of touch, and they expressed the meaning so plainly, without being subtle at all...

Then, the uncle bit a fat woman in red, and the whole wedding crowd was blown up, and the wonderful wedding officially became a way to survive.

The zombie crisis broke out!

The bride and groom are scattered by the rush of people, but both want to find each other, desperate.

Your sister, it's a good zombie movie. Zhang Dongcheng was actually amused by the bare-bottomed man in SpongeBob SquarePants and the groom's paladin costume. Wearing a full set of knight armor to fight zombies is very thoughtful. Hey!

And in the underground passage, Laticia, whose eye makeup is all over, started the chainsaw, and led a man who was about to get his lunch amidst the passionate electronic music, and was murderously preparing to go back to save his husband. The domineering language on the camera There is joy in the tragedy, especially when a lot of zombies appear in front of him, Laticia yells!

"I'm the main character today!"

That's right, today is her wedding, she is the main character, not these messy zombies! With these words and Laticia's hysterical expression, Zhang Dongcheng couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed so hard that he almost poured down the beer glasses on the table.

Although Zhang Dongcheng tried his best to endure it, this movie really made him laugh. He sat alone in his seat, laughing loudly.

No one knew that a movie was playing in his mind. Some thought that Zhang Dongcheng had drunk too much, while others thought that he was HIGH and there was something he couldn't say. They just looked at him strangely and then looked away. .

Laticia sat alone not far from Zhang Dongcheng, but found that Zhang Dongcheng lowered his head, raised his eyes from time to time to look at her, and then giggled alone, wondering what happened to this man...

Oh God, he looks like an Asian man, is he crazy? Laughing and laughing, Laticia looked at Zhang Dongcheng who was laughing from time to time in puzzlement, but drank the wine glass on the table in one gulp, and then snapped his fingers Ask the waiter to have another drink, and ignore this inexplicable guy like Zhang Dongcheng.

The movie in Zhang Dongcheng's mind continued.

A large group of zombies surrounded them, and they were about to gobble up the newly reunited bride and groom, but the sound on the wall sounded the voice of a priest reading the Bible.

And this voice of the Bible, which is so powerful that even zombies are afraid, made all the zombies stop, and stood there sluggishly, HOHO~ This screenwriter will definitely win an Oscar!

Zhang Dongcheng laughed hahaha again.

Passing through countless zombies, motionless zombies, Laticia looked sadly at her former family, but was bitten by a zombie wearing a broken hearing aid!

Wow, this zombie didn't hear the voice of the Bible because of the poor quality of the hearing aid, and bit the heroine! I FUCK, this plot is too funny for your sister, right?

Zhang Dongcheng laughed until tears came out.

Looking at the gradually black hands, the identity of the zombie is approaching Laticia. Although the hero cut off her hand with a sword, she still develops towards the zombie.

A princess hug. Under the yelling of government soldiers with guns, the male protagonist hugged Laticia out. She was extremely pale in his arms, and the zombie bride deserved her name.

Not to mention, the makeup of this zombie girl is not bad, but the status of the heroine is different...

A deep kiss, a deep kiss, kissing on the identity of zombies and humans getting farther and farther away, but under the black hole of the gun, Laticia opened her mouth wide, and the male protagonist who was lingering with her tongue kissed I bit my tongue out!

Damn, is this okay? Zhang Dongcheng almost rolled on the ground laughing...

Looking at the zombified Laticia who was knocked down in the rain of bullets, and sitting in front of him, Laticia who was twelve years younger and as pure as a lily, Zhang Dongcheng couldn't help it. laugh.

Funny, so **** funny...

A bottle of beer suddenly appeared in front of him, it was placed on the table with a bang, and a burst of aroma hit, a beautiful figure sat down on a chair beside it, and then there was a proud voice like a queen: "Hey, I said, you are laughing What? Are you laughing at me?"

Zhang Dongcheng was stunned, and raised his head, only to see Laticia, with upturned brows, suddenly left her original seat and appeared beside him, looking at him aggressively, most likely he would not give a reasonable explanation Life or death will not let you go.

Looking at this beautiful girl, Zhang Dongcheng looked at the envious eyes of the men in embarrassment. Those people clearly regretted why they didn't think of such a simple and good way. Just sitting opposite the beautiful girl and giggling a few times can attract the beautiful girl to come to the door automatically. .

Zhang Dongcheng didn't want to mess with Laticia at all. Although she was very beautiful, Zhang Dongcheng was not an ordinary person who had never seen a beautiful girl before. The women around him were not one in a hundred, one in a thousand.

He just watched a future movie, and was overwhelmed by this inexplicable zombie movie played by Laticia.

No wonder the box office data of this death video is not very good, only more than three million US dollars.

"Hey, I'm asking you, why are you laughing at me?" Laticia leaned against the back of the chair in displeasure, crossed her legs, and questioned with squinting eyes.

"Oh, it's nothing. The reason I laughed was because I remembered a joke. I just wanted to understand the joke of that joke, so I laughed." Zhang Dongcheng waved his hand and said seriously.

"Really? Let's hear it." Laticia snorted, her eyes were full of disbelief, she just raised her chin, Zhang Dongcheng was very tempted to put his hands on that delicate face desire.

"Then, why should I talk about it?" Maybe it was Laticia's aggressive appearance that made Zhang Dongcheng, who was used to controlling power, a little uncomfortable. No woman had ever dared to ask for anything in front of him.

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