Hogwarts Melon Eater Chapter 144

When Anna met the twins in a herbal medicine class, she found that they were trying to trick Lee Jordan into eating an ugly leaf.

"This kind of leaf can relieve all sadness and make people laugh happily!" Fred patted Lee Jordan on the shoulder, "Brother, we know you haven't been sleeping well recently."

"Something must be bothering us," George added, leaning over to Lee Jordan's left, and handing out the unsightly green leaf with jagged edges, "We're so worried about you, we've worked so hard. I got such a leaf..."

"Don't disappoint our good intentions!" The two of them said in unison.

"..." Lee Jordan stared at the leaf that was about to be close to his mouth, silent. He really had a bad sleep recently, but it definitely had nothing to do with the twins.

Anyone who listens to "Stories of Toadstools" before going to bed every day will not sleep well.

"What kind of leaf is this?" Lee Jordan frowned. He didn't believe that the devilish twin brothers could come up with anything good.

"Don't worry, it will make you laugh anyway," Fred coughed and emphasized.

"Forget all your troubles!" George gave an "honest" smile.

Anna, who heard this conversation, leaned out curiously and looked at the leaf seriously.

Mmmm...it's so green that the jagged edge looks like a smirking mouth...

Most likely it is the leaves of the hyena tree. Eating it will cause the wizard to laugh hysterically, until he can't control himself, and of course he forgets all his troubles.

"Li, if I were you, I would definitely stay far away from that leaf," Anna smiled and squeezed into the three-man team, shoving "In the Mist" into Fred's arms.

Lee Jordan took the opportunity to stay away from the suspicious leaf.

"Oh—Anna!" George shouted, "he's almost eaten! You're out of time!"

"I'm helping you George, if Li can't stop laughing and is admitted to the school hospital, you two will be deducted a lot of points right away," Anna shrugged.

"What?!" Lee Jordan was shocked, he took a step back, "What the **** is this leaf?"

"It's just the leaves of the hyena tree. It can make people laugh. It's an exaggeration to go to the school hospital." Fred tried to change the subject, he raised the book in his hand, "Anna, what is this book? Prank collection? "

"It's not," Anna paused. "It was sent by Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart, his new book—"

"Let's see!" George leaned over to Fred with interest, "Did he put us in the story?"

"Gildrow Lockhart?" Lee Jordan also came over, "The writer my mother likes very much, why did he put you in the story?"

"That's because we took part in a wonderful adventure—" Fred quickly flipped through the book, trying to find familiar names other than Belinda.

"Adventures?" Lee Jordan felt a little unbelievable. "Are you going on an adventure with Mr. Lockhart?"

He frowned, "Are you the shining sunshine mushrooms on the side when he flirts with young beautiful ladies?"

"Or beat the lettuce-eating vampire with dung eggs with him?" Lee Jordan nodded to himself, "I knew there was something wrong with that vampire, and a woman who was robbed would only hide in the mountains to eat lettuce— It's simply not possible."

It seems that under the influence of his mother, Li has also read a lot of Mr. Lockhart's works.

"Our adventure has nothing to do with vampires," George scratched his head. He didn't find himself in the book. "Unfortunately, it seems that Lockhart didn't write us in the book..."

"Actually there is," Anna turned to the "Truthful Twins" paragraph.

"..." Fred and George opened their mouths wide.

Lee Jordan laughed. He didn't eat the hyena leaves but also laughed out the smell of a tornado hitting the parking lot. "What a great adventure!" Very happy.

"Why do we say 'We are goblins'?!" George was shocked, "It should be said that it is a dwarf!"

George's focus is peculiar.

Fred turned a few pages back and found that this was the only place he appeared, and comforted himself, "Fortunately, these goblin brothers have no role in the back, if the brothers are next to Lockhart when they show their prowess. Cheers - then I'm really going to throw up..."

He added, "By the way, I will never admit that the twins are me and George!" After a two-second pause, he added again, "It could also be George and his doppelganger..."

George nearly fed Fred's mouth with leaves from the hyena tree.

Fortunately, the lovely Professor Sprout came in in time to stop the farce that had not yet happened.

Belinda came in behind Professor Sprout and squeezed next to Anna, "Wow—fortunately I wasn't late," she panted.

"Eat leaves?" Anna picked up a hyena leaf.

"Don't," Belinda was busy breathing evenly, avoiding the disaster.

"Children! Did you have a good weekend?" Professor Spoutrow put the blue watering can in his hand on the table.

The watering can that sneezed before was broken. Professor Spoutlaw buried it in tears and bought a fresh watering can.

"Happy," "It's okay," "I'm hungry," "When will the get out of class be over?" The little wizards answered in a jumble of tongues, mixed with some strange things.

"I hope you are all energized and ready to start your day of study," Professor Sprout waved his wand with a smile. "Today we're going to meet a new friend—"

Several flower pots floated over and landed firmly on the long table in front of everyone.

"Then can any little wizard who has previewed the textbook tell me," Professor Sprout looked around, "what kind of plant is this?"

The greenhouse is noisy.

"It's Bai Xian!" shouted a little lion with rich life experience. "When I was injured before, my mother put this thing on my leg!"

"Hmph," the little snake who had just raised his hand before he had time to give the answer snorted coldly.

"Yes, Gryffindor adds one point," Professor Sprout nodded in agreement, "Bai Xian itself has a strong healing ability, and it can heal wounds when applied directly to the wound, and it is also very good..."

"Crack," the door of the greenhouse was pushed open, hitting the glass wall with a crisp sound.

A pretty and charming female voice sounded, with a little arrogance in her words, "Stop, stop!"

Professor Sprout frowned, and the little wizards all looked at the door.

There stood a woman with big curly blond hair, a stiff chin that looked like a failed plastic surgery, strong apple muscles, large bejeweled glasses, thickly drawn eyebrows, and painted a warm rose color Lipstick is like kissing the world at any time.

She has an unexpectedly good figure~www.mtlnovel.com~ with a bulging front and back, wearing a delicate little dress, holding a crocodile leather handbag, the woman stretched out her hand, and her long nails, which were indistinguishable from the red hat, cut through the air.

"Dear professors, little wizards, time is running out, please tell me—" the woman spoke, revealing three gold teeth in her mouth, "Who are you Anna Lawrence?"

"?" Anna frowned and took a step back. For a moment, she didn't want to admit that she was Anna Lawrence, because she really didn't want to get involved with this strange looking lady.

"This lady!" Professor Sprout, who has always been kind, akimbo angrily, "please don't disturb our teaching! How did you get in? Who are you?"

"This..." The blond woman looked up and down Professor Sprout, the apron, the cloth, and a pair of magic shoes, "a plump fashion professor with her own style," she paused, "hard to believe you didn't recognize me..."

A man with a magic camera rushed in, followed by a gloomy Professor McGonagall.

The blonde woman exaggeratedly pointed at herself with her long red nails, and she seemed to be enjoying the moment, "I - five times the Daily Prophet's Most Popular Reporter Award, and three times on the "Most Beautiful Witch Smile List" , whether it's the International Confederation of Wizards or the Quidditch World Cup, you can see me—"

"Rita Skeeter!"

Professor McGonagall interrupted the blonde woman's self-introduction loudly, "Ma'am," she added, her voice returning to her usual seriousness.

Maybe a little more serious than usual.

"Can you explain, you, and your journalist friend," Professor McGonagall glanced at the panting man with the camera on his back.

"Why are you here?"

Chapter end