Hogwarts Card System Chapter 374

Chapter 374 Pink Toad

 When Jerry heard this "bad news", he immediately forgave his good brother for torturing his ears all morning.

　　 Jerry: I misunderstood you, dear brother. I thought you simply looked down on Malfoy, but it turns out you have a hard time talking about it! Malfoy and so on are just venting your pain!

 You should have told me earlier! Make me happy too~

Well, in fact, Jerry was not surprised at all by Ron's "break-up".

After all, he is Ron's good brother, and he knows very well about Ron's love affair.

How should I put it—it was all the fault of the young and ignorant Dou Chucai.

At that time, Ron relied on his bragging in the school hospital to charm Lavender, who had just recovered from petrification.

 After that, the little girl's crazy admiration and pursuit led to Ron being taken down.

　　Ron: At that time, I didn't know what love was. I thought it was love and miscalculated the future…

 However, this situation only lasted for about one academic year.

From the time Ron was obsessed with the development of mechas and the creation of the Transformation Knight Armor, he had differences with Lavender.

 Speaking of which, it is still a matter of three perspectives.

What Lavender wants to see is that Ron can be like the traditional outstanding young wizards, actively participate in various activities, be in the limelight, and wait until graduation to find a job in the Ministry of Magic or some big company - if not, her family can provide it. A little more force.

　　It's that kind of elite wizard route.

 However, Ron didn't want to go that route. In other words, he was born to compete with elites.

 Because of this matter, the two discussed it many times.

Until Ron appeared in a Kamen Rider costume at Christmas, he received praise and envy from countless male classmates, which also brought Lavender's dissatisfaction to the fore.

 Lavender: Christmas is so grand, what are you doing? So childish? Can you play some adult stuff?

At that time, what did Ron think was an adult's thing? ah! understood!

 After that, things got better for a while... I won't go into details.

 After all, Ron runs to the Black Lake with Navigator and the others every day to exercise, so his body is in great shape.

 However, the most fundamental problem has not been solved!

 That is a problem of three perspectives!

 On the one hand, there are women who have good family conditions and are trying to make their future husbands take the elite route.

 On the one hand, the family conditions are very poor. There are six or seven children in the family, and they have been unable to compete with the grassroots elites since they were young. My hobbies are also relatively niche, let's put it bluntly—two-dimensional and Internet culture.

 The two sides didn't say who was right and who was wrong, but they definitely couldn't get along.

When he was young, he only cared about love and love without thinking too much about it.

 But as I get older, I have more to think about. If the gaps and rifts cannot be bridged, the problem will be huge.

 In fact, when it comes to feelings, one must either agree with one another, or one party must accommodate the other, otherwise there will be no good results in the end.

 You play games, feel that you have gained happiness, and see funny videos that you want to share with her.

 She thinks you are just playing around and have no ambition. If you have time, you might as well drive an online ride-hailing service!

 This can't be done!

Besides, Jerry has always thought that Lavender is a vacuum cleaner. If he gets that strong, he will just grab it on the dining table and **** it! Just like a banshee absorbing yang energy! It looks scary!

Although they both enjoy it, others always find it strange when they see it - can't you two avoid people?

 It's better now, show affection and die quickly! It's over~

 Jerry had a smile on his face: My brother Ron deserves better!

 Actually, this matter started to take shape during the holidays.

But at that time Jerry was having a heated fight with his childhood sweetheart Sydney, so how could he have time to take care of his brother's emotional problems?

 Besides, things started to go wrong in the village. I was running around every day and couldn't attend the gathering.

 It was also because of the information Ted gave him that Ron became obsessed with research during the holidays and neglected his girlfriend.

At that time, Lavender had already started a cold war, which meant to draw Ron's attention away from the tattered armor.

As long as you focus on the magic mecha, that's all. After all, this thing has combat effectiveness.

 Why are you always thinking about your fancy wall-breaking knight armor?

So she put forward a question: Should you choose me or armor? !

 At the beginning, I only had you in my eyes. Everything about you was good and I liked them all. You were my idol...and now it's all gone.

 As it turned out, Ron was obsessed with modifying Unit 1 and forgot to choose.

Ted: So it turns out that the culprit is me? !

Lavender was also furious. A few days before the start of school, he directly posted a photo of himself and a young man from a French wizard family who was a family friend in his circle of social friends in Utopia. The accompanying text also seemed very intimate.

Having been friends for five generations, almost getting engaged when we were young, being gentle and considerate, and being good at taking care of others...

 The students looked at it and said: Huo, there is work!

 In short, I just want to make Ron angry.

However, our Chicken Leg Man is not a dog licker. Although it is indeed hurt to be done like this, he is not used to it at all. Send a direct message and break up!

 It must be said that in this regard, Ron is not sloppy. Very manly!

 Lavender: Score it! You didn't even try to save me, you don't love me at all!

 When it was time for the welcome dinner, the auditorium was full of people.

The two people who used to sit together on the same long table in Gryffindor and wanted to stick to each other were separated by seven or eight people. I almost didn't sit at another table. There was no eye contact the whole time.

Although it is said that we should encourage reconciliation rather than division, and that we would rather destroy a temple than destroy a family, in this situation, it is hard for anyone to say anything!

 Besides, if people know whether drinking water is hot or cold, what is your position in advising others? I can't figure out my position!

 Those who give blind advice and advice are just as annoying as those who introduce people to others!

Ted and the others made eye contact and could only pretend that this incident had not happened.

If two people are destined to be together, they can get back together.

 It's normal if you don't make it to the end.

Campus romance, let alone reaching the end, it's good to survive until graduation.

In the original book, Ginny will have gathered all four colleges by now, right?

Ted gave up on his friend's emotional problems. Even a psychic, he couldn't figure out how this thing worked.

 He looked up at the professor's chair. The principal's seat in the middle was empty.

Dumbledore didn't come to the welcome dinner, which was rare.

But fortunately, he was also a mascot in the past. Professor McGonagall did everything, and the ceremony continued without him.

 Professor McGonagall began to sort the schools, and the little wizards who had gone through all the trouble to come to the school by boat began to be sorted into various houses under the sorting hat.

 There are so many new students this year!

 The good guys formed a long queue, three times as long as Ted and his friends!

Just being sorted into different hospitals made everyone's stomachs growl with hunger.

It took a long time to finish the distribution, and the long table in the auditorium was packed with people.

Professor McGonagall felt that it was inappropriate when she saw it. She felt that it would be necessary to cast a traceless extension spell on the auditorium when there was time. It would be impossible to pretend that it was done like this!

Professor McGonagall, the vice-principal, exercised Dumbledore's right and began to tell everyone some things to pay attention to this school year. Mainly the appointment of new prefects and male and female students' union presidents.

Ted and the others have become prefects, so I won't mention it. Cedric of Hufflepuff becomes Head Boy.

This person can be considered an outstanding student. He did not die as unluckily as in the original work, so he is now the president of the student union.

However, what people didn't expect was when introducing this year's courses. The door of the auditorium was suddenly pushed open...

A short, fat woman wearing a pink work suit, pink high heels and flesh-colored stockings, with a pink hairpin on her puffy hair, and a small pink bag walked in. This woman looks to be in her forties or fifties. She has a fake smile and a big mouth. Her whole face is wide and broad, her skin and flesh are loose, and she wears heavy makeup.

  Ted could smell the scent of his own product, Pearl Whitening Cream, from afar. How much has been applied? !

"Ah~ I hope I'm not late." The old woman raised her throat and made a sweet voice belonging to a girl.

 Concretely, you can imagine the old and sultry version of Qiao Biluo.

Hearing this sound, everyone present suddenly became excited and had goosebumps all over their bodies.

 What are you doing? If you have something to say, say it nicely and don't be disgusting!

She ignored Professor McGonagall, who had a sullen expression, walked straight to seat C in front of the professor's chair, and began to introduce herself with a smile and a clip.

“Hello, I am your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. My name is Dolores Umbridge. I am also a senior assistant in the Education Department of the Ministry of Magic. I help Minister Fudge handle some important matters...”

"Because Dumbledore did not elect the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor within the prescribed time limit, the Ministry of Magic has the right to appoint it on its own, which is me! I am very happy to meet you, and we will spend several years together!"

 After speaking, she still tilted her head and smiled shyly like a little girl.

If you are a girl in her teens or 20s, this smile should be quite touching.

 But Umbridge, my fourth uncle!

That feeling is the difference between a golden lotus calling you a high-ranking official and a charming Wang Po calling you a high-ranking official with a charming smile on her face.

 Ladies in their fifties, they really don't have any summer vacation at all!

 Some people were disgusted on the spot.

Ted heard Li Qiaodan behind him whisper: "It's still a few years, you won't live until June next year!"

Ted was happy when he heard it. His fingers moved slightly, and then a sentence rang out over the entire auditorium:

 “It's still a few years, you won't live until June next year!” was Li Qiaodan's voice change.

 “It's still a few years, you won't live until June next year!”

 “It's still a few years, you won't live until June next year!”

 Repeated it a dozen times in a row, with a loud voice that lingered around for three days!

Umbridge's face suddenly turned ugly, "Who? Who did it! Quick! Deal with it quickly!"

However, she looked left and right, and the professors were all looking down at the patterns on the dinner plates.

So she tried to take action, but she pulled out the wand and said the magic spell - "touch~" and a ball of sparks exploded from the top of the wand.

 When the smoke dissipated, Umbridge's face looked as if she had gone to Africa for a beauty treatment. It was all black and her hair was burnt!

Professor McGonagall suppressed a smile and asked: "Ms. Umbridge, are you okay? Fortunately, the problem is not big. Making a mistake with the spell is a fatal mistake!"

"I..." Umbridge clenched her molars. She didn't know what was going on, but she was so embarrassed!

Since I couldn't find any other reason, and I couldn't blame myself for being careless, I simply blamed the innocent Professor McGonagall.

Who asked you to talk to me? Are you making fun of me? !

"I'm fine. I'm going to rest first. You can continue." Umbridge forgot about the sound of the clip and rushed out of the auditorium in a flash.

 Professor McGonagall: I don't think I told her where the office is yet? Where is she going?

Although I was disgusted by a pink toad that didn't bite but had a strong diaphragm. But we still have to eat.

　　Because the sorting ceremony was too long, I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, and this old woman wasted my time. unlucky!

 Professor McGonagall is not a talkative person either: "Have a banquet!"

eat!

During the dinner, Ron was really sweeping the world and eating everything he could. I don't know if my grief and anger turned into food.

 Friends, when you look at this situation: It's okay! It's not a big problem if I can still eat!

The little wizards were so full that they almost stretched out on their chairs.

Those freshmen this year were completely conquered by this wonderful magical cuisine. Even if I slash him with a knife now, he won't even hide - let me have another plate, and I can still eat it~

In order to prevent anyone from dying of strangulation, Professor McGonagall waved her magic wand, and all the leftovers on the table disappeared.

 The annual singing of the school song is here.

Professor McGonagall originally wanted to take advantage of Dumbledore's absence to be more serious and ask everyone to sing to the original tune of the school song.

 As a result, it started, but no one followed.

 Students: Professor! We don't know how to make a serious tune! Never taught it!

Professor McGonagall can only let everyone sing according to their favorite tunes as before.

The Weasley twins sang particularly hard. They are in seventh grade this year and this is the last time they will sing the school song.

The highlight was Ted. By the end of the song, no one said anything, and everyone was looking at Ted.

 Ted directly opened his voice and sang to the tune of "Song of a Good Man"~

 This is thanks to Umbridge, who inspired me.

 It is conceivable that throughout this year, we have to take action against this pink toad.

 On the way back after the meeting. Everyone is talking about the new pink Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!

“I shudder when I think about having to take classes from such a person for the next year. Why can't we give up the Defense Against the Dark Arts class?”

 “Because it is a required course.”

“To be honest, it makes me sick. It almost didn't affect my appetite!”

“I tremble all over when I think of her holding her throat when speaking!”

 “I hope the curse will defeat her soon!”

The students at Hogwarts have never looked forward to the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor's curse being able to take effect as soon as possible.

 However, reality will not change based on people's wishes.

 There will be a Defense Against the Dark Arts class the next day.

 Gryffindor and Slytherin have class together in the morning.

As a result, Ted and the others heard about it at noon. During class, Umbridge kept belittling the other Defense Against the Dark Arts professors.

 Said that they are all cowardly cowards who will run away without fighting. He can't do it, and he will keep teaching! He also said that their teaching was very problematic! Teach something useless or even harmful.

And the first lesson she taught was to copy the text, that's right, copy the text.

Harry was originally angry because she talked about Lupine, and even more so when she copied the text, so she got into an argument with Umbridge over "should magic be taught in Defense Against the Dark Arts?"

Harry is not afraid of this pink toad.

 And Umbridge is even less likely to be afraid of a little girl, so what if she is the adopted daughter of the Black family?

　　Now Minister Fudge has taken control of many pure-blood families, and the Black family has not been conquered yet!

Umbridge had a fake smile on her face and was not angry at all. Instead, she kicked Harry out of class and punished her with a week of confinement and going to her office at night for "re-education."

 In the afternoon, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff had Defense Against the Dark Arts class together.

The old lady started again. She didn't teach the content in the book at all, so she just copied the text. She couldn't even compare to Lockhart.

Moreover, he also belittled Hogwarts subtly and implicitly, saying that there were problems with the teaching at Hogwarts, saying that Dumbledore was too indulgent towards the students, and began to belittle and tame CPU students in various ways.

Ted feels that taking this class was a waste of time, and now he has to be disgusted.

With a frown, a loud noise suddenly sounded in the whole classroom:

“A big pink lotus, with a toad lying on it. The toad, called croak, climbed up the big pink lotus, and there were eight big pink lotus flowers, and eight toads were lying on it..."

“Pfft~” Some students quickly covered their mouths, laughter emerging from between their fingers.

 Other students laughed unbridledly.

 The whole classroom is a sea of ​​joy!

 “Pink toad? Hahahaha, you're so right!”

Umbridge immediately went crazy: "Who is it? Who did it?! Come forward!"

As a result, she had no way to use this psychic power, the phantom sound technique. As soon as she spoke, a toad's cry appeared!

"It's against! It's against! You all need it, you all need to accept punishment! Punishment!" She ran out the door with her short legs flying, followed by the sound of toads all the way behind her, and the sound echoed wherever she went!

 Ted: Forget it, ask Professor McGonagall for a leave of absence and not take this class again. What a waste of time!

 (End of this chapter)

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