Chapter 33 There are thousands of gods on the sea, but I can offend half of them by myself!
“Poseidon, you scumbag!”
A low roar echoed on the sea, and Lorne on the deck raised his knife and dropped it with a sinister look on his face.
"boom!"
In an instant, blood spattered, and a fish head with a dead eye rolled from the side of the ship into the surging waves.
“Ding, today's blasphemy mission is completed, Bronze Certificate +1”
With a mechanical sound resounding in the ocean of consciousness, the three dots that lit up on the twelve-sided die in Lorne's mind went out, and a bronze badge fell into his hands.
Ship out, ship out, come Poseidon, or come Hermes!
In the midst of demonic muttering, the bronze badge was swallowed up by the bronze altar transformed into the wheel of Hecate, and the stationary twelve-sided die above rotated again, finally stopping at the side engraved with three ripples.
“Congratulations on receiving Poseidon's blessing—“Harvest Fish Tide”. "
The anticipation and excitement that had just appeared on Lorne's face froze in an instant. He gritted his teeth and waved the kitchen knife, and viciously scraped the scales and disemboweled the headless sea fish in his hand. His ferocious and sinister expression was somewhat tinged with personal grudges.
Fish fish fish! Eat your uncle! Rubbish lottery! Rubbish Poseidon!
The blasphemer on the sea cursed secretly, while outlining the triangular Hermes symbol representing flames in the air. The flames rose, and the fish pierced on the dagger was grilled until it was sizzling with oil.
This time Zhou Ben was more deceitful than last time.
After all, he had been at sea for seven days and nights, eating fish continuously for a full week.
And this thing seems to be able to evolve. After being exposed to my own memories of working in games, it has been upgraded in a similar way, gradually evolving in a more systematic and humane direction.
“Test 2: Destroy a marriage and arouse the hostility of Hera, the protector of marriages.”
Just asking him to find the temples of the three main gods on this vast sea is a problem.
“Trial Three: Leading Medusa to pray to the temple of Athena and defiling the sanctuary of the goddess of wisdom.”
As he continued to accept and complete tasks, his relationship with the twelve-sided die in his head became deeper and deeper.
I was kidnapped by a dice. Who would believe this?
Of course, taking into account the moral integrity of the dog gambling goddess, Lorne has not thought of humanely destroying this thing to avoid future troubles.
Having stolen so many chips from me and not even implementing a guarantee mechanism, sooner or later it will be broken!
So, he had reason to suspect that this cheating dice chose these topics deliberately to target him.
But no matter whether he was roasted by fire, flooded, or struck by sword and thunder, he could not scrape off a single bit of stone foam from this thing.
The series of movements did not pause at all, and could be described as flowing smoothly.
“Trial One: Steal a golden sacrificial vessel from the temple of Hermes and fool the **** who is known for stealing.”
As a fishy smell rose from his churning stomach to his throat, Lorne couldn't help but curse at the twelve-sided dice in his mind with a dark face.
Even if it is thrown into the sea and then runs away immediately, it can automatically return to Lorne and drag him to death in the world of gods.
Lorne cursed while feeling the three refreshed weekly tasks in his mind, and his mood became even more depressed.
Come on, if you are a man, come face to face with me!
As the three updated Zhou Changben appeared in his mind, Lorne bared his teeth and suddenly felt a little pain in his liver.
Not to mention, the last two options of becoming a minotaur and applying eye drops to Athena under the nose of Hera are so desperate.
The twelve-sided dice on the altar trembled slightly, seeming to understand the owner's accusation. However, it started to spin, faintly exuding some kind of joyful emotion, and incidentally activated three silver-gray dice. oracle.
Fortunately, I have completed two weekly tasks at once, and there will be a corresponding two-week protection period.
At least for a short time, he didn't have to bravely hang out in front of the Olympus gods.
But even if these deceptive weekly tasks can be relieved for a while, there are other big troubles waiting for him now.
As the fish with its own salt gradually became charred on the outside and tender on the inside under the flames, and golden on both sides, Lorne came back to his senses, sighed, raised his hand and put the perfectly cooked fish on the plate, and turned around He opened the partition, walked into the cabin, and placed the tableware on the ground.
"dinner time."
In the dark corner, a rustling sound came.
After a while, a purple-haired girl, one meter tall and with a black hairband on her forehead, walked over with her head buried in an unfitting loose linen robe. Her whole body was covered with the coldness of being kept away from strangers. A melancholy atmosphere that blends coldness and darkness.
“Fish again?”
The purple-haired girl's faint eyes fell on the fish on the dinner plate, and she couldn't help but pause.
“This is the only one on the sea, so let's make do with it.”
Lorne spread his hands, feeling helpless as well.
The purple-haired girl took the dinner plate gloomily, looked at the food that made her a little nauseous, bit her lip, and raised her tight little face.
“I want to go home…”
Lorne rolled his eyes at the purple-haired young girl opposite him, sat cross-legged on the floor, and answered angrily.
“What a coincidence, so am I.”
Suddenly, the purple-haired young girl became energetic, and a hint of excitement visible to the naked eye appeared on her gloomy little face.
“Then let's go quickly!”
"Let's go? Where to go? A map cannon from your two sisters blasted the ship to some **** place. Now the direction and position cannot be determined. How about we take the lead in navigation?"
Lorne's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. He pointed at the vast sea and complained, while his faint eyes fell on the purple-haired girl in front of him. Medusa, the youngest sister of the three Gorgon banshees, and the only mortal body.
At the same time, she was also the trigger of the **** massacre on the Invisible Island.
The reason why this legendary Gorgon appeared on this ship was purely accidental.
If you want to trace the origin and clarify the ins and outs, you have to mention the Hermetic demigod Shuster.
How should I say it?
This man is indeed of the bloodline of Hermes, and he has a deep inheritance of being able to lead sheep easily.
—When the Serifos fleet arrived at the Invisible Island and searched for traces of the three Gorgon banshees, he accidentally dug out the flesh cocoon wrapped in the little Medusa from under the abandoned temple.
Originally, this kind of thing should be reported.
But the greed in his blood made this man decisively choose to hide it.
Of course, in Shuster's mind, he just thought he had picked up the "eggs" laid by the Gorgon banshees.
At most, you can extract some of the Gorgon Banshee's divine blood from it, and then spend it freely after making a fortune.
But he did not expect that the three Gorgon banshees happened to enter the stage of transformation from demon body to divinity.
—That is, an advanced change similar to the molting growth of snakes.
Henceforth, Shuster, who was accustomed to taking advantage of others, secretly moved the giant cocoon containing Medusa to the small boat he had prepared privately, and mixed it into a pile of stolen goods.
What happened next is what Lorne is familiar with.
First he was chased by the Atlantean Guards to the Invisible Island, and then he ran into the Serifos who were looting the temple at that time.
Then, under a fire, the Atlantean Guards and the Serifos successfully started fighting under his deception.
Immediately afterwards, the wanton flow of blood and the crazy gathering of magic awakened the other two Gorgon banshees sleeping underground.
In the end, the two Gorgon banshees who woke up found that their sister was missing and saw a large number of intruders, so they frantically displayed their full form and slaughtered almost all the outsiders on the island in a rage. .
And Lorne, who was just watching a show at sea, unfortunately suffered an unforeseen disaster. The two Gorgon Banshees, who had noticed some clues, gathered fire and almost turned into hero fragments all over the ground like the unlucky guy Shuster. .
Thinking of this, a certain fish in the pond couldn't help but start to accuse.
"As I said, I was just passing by! I'm innocent! Why did your two sisters insist on catching me and blasting me?!"
“Those who can take the initiative to go to the island don't seem to be very innocent, right?”
Little Medusa raised her head and looked at the face that was aggrieved for herself with her clear purple eyes.
The scrutiny that seemed to penetrate straight into the soul made Lorne unconsciously look away, muttering secretly in his heart.
I didn't do anything bad.
Wasn't it just that he exploded a wave of gold coins from his mentor Circe, swooped down hundreds of god-blooded sea monsters, and killed Poseidon's illegitimate son...
Then, he provoked a whole group of Atlantean guards, kidnapped the blood descendants of Hermes, blew up the Serifos ships, and tricked them into fighting with the Atlanteans...
Finally, the awakened Gorgon Banshees regarded the two teams that came to the door as thieves and took care of them all...
At this moment, Jian Jian reviewed what he had done in his mind, and Lorne, who was originally confident, couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.
Although I would not say that his character is innocent, his crimes can be considered too numerous to list.
Of course, if he knew that he had indirectly tricked Boares and Aphrodite and triggered a new round of Olympus family crisis, I am afraid that there would be more on his list of sins that are so black that they turn purple. Two more glorious achievements must be added.
Fortunately, Medusa who asked the question did not notice the change of expression on Lorne's face. She just asked in a low voice while gnawing on the fish meat.
“When will you send me back?”
“Don't worry, I will definitely give it to you if you have the chance.”
Lorne made a promise on the surface, but did not give any substantive promise.
Send her back? joke.
Things have reached this point, and he is almost confirmed to be suspected of abducting a young girl.
Who knows, will the Gorgon sisters on the Invisible Island tear him alive as soon as they meet?
Even if Perseus, who is fully God-leveled in the future, encounters these two people with incredible combat power, they can only run away with their heads in their hands, let alone the current me?
Instead of betting on whether the Gorgon sisters would listen to his excuse, it would be better to be on the safe side and establish a good relationship with Medusa, the only one who can prove his innocence, or wait until he has enough ability to protect himself before going. Confrontation on the invisible island.
Although this will virtually increase some risk factors, currently, it is the safest approach overall.
Lorne was analyzing in his mind and reliving his glorious deeds without muttering.
Taken together, the three Gorgon sisters are the successors of Pontos, the first-generation sea god, Circe is the granddaughter of Oceanus, the second-generation sea god, and the Cyclops is the son of Poseidon, the third-generation sea god...
Hey guys, everything is alive now.
The new gods and old gods of the entire ocean system have been harmed by him directly or indirectly. For the sake of his own life, it is better to stay in the sea as little as possible and find a way to get ashore as soon as possible.
At this time, Lorne, who was feeling a little weak, realized that a large number of enemies and creditors behind him were sharpening their knives. He hoped that city-states and land would appear soon so that he could successfully sneak across.
(End of this chapter)
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