Chapter 258 Problem children are happy
At night, the fire is bright, and dozens of skinned and split wild boars, goats and other large prey are roasted on the bonfire. The grease drips and the rich aroma of meat fills the air.
Chimera, Harpy, Sphinx, and Deomesus evil fox looked at the food that was getting cooked longingly, swallowing saliva more and more frequently.
Although the nature of beasts makes them want to rush directly, occupy all the food, and feast on it.
But as soon as they saw the silver-haired Twolegs slowly flipping the grill in front of the fire, the restlessness in their hearts was washed away by instinctive fear, and they squatted around honestly, waiting for the time to start eating.
“Okay, let's eat.”
Following Lorne's order, the surrounding Typhon heirs could no longer hold back and swarmed up in a hurry, gobbling up the labeled food and enjoying the food they had finally earned through hard work.
Looking at the expressions of enjoyment on the faces of the heirs of Typhon, Lorne nodded with satisfaction.
After this period of education, they have some signs of being “tamed”.
On the one hand, this relies on the token given to him by the snake mother, which can easily establish initial trust between him and these Typhon descendants;
On the other hand, although the descendants of Typhon are monsters, most of them have intelligence and can communicate and communicate, which brings great convenience to their domestication work;
Plus, if you encounter someone who is disobedient or uncooperative, just show off your muscles and beat them up a few times, and then feed them in a targeted manner...
With such a multi-pronged approach, he has brought the ferocious descendants of Typhon into submission by him, and he is the only one who obeys them.
Isn't it the evolutionary process from wolf to dog? This is much simpler than expected.
Just as Lorne was feeling smug, there were whispers from the gods and monsters behind him.
"The guy smiled. As soon as he showed this expression, I felt a chill all over my body..."
“Hehe, there's nothing to be afraid of when you laugh, you are so stupid!”
“Okay, you are smart.”
The wise sheep head on the Chimera's back glanced at the four chirping harpies and asked maliciously.
“So, who can tell me, what is 3+4?”
The hobbits raised their hands excitedly and answered confidently.
"2!"
“3!”
“4!”
“5!”
It is well known that birds rarely count to seven, and this group of harpies apparently inherited the birds' worrisome counting and calculation abilities.
The cunning snake head behind the Chimera poked out, as if asking casually.
“It's strange, how could this happen? Who made the miscalculation?”
“It's 5, it must be 5!”
“Nonsense, 4 is correct!”
“3, it's obviously equal to 3, okay!”
Four harpies with different opinions got into a fierce quarrel, which then turned into an internal conflict under the instigation of the sheep head and the snake head.
For a time, sand and rocks were flying on the field, and bird feathers were flying everywhere.
Lorne looked at the dusty rabbit leg in his hand, and his face turned dark.
At this time, before the Chimera could finish her instigation, she was happy for too long. The sphinx beside her couldn't help but stand up and open her paws, squeezed in front of the Chimera, and looked at her with burning eyes. Blood relatives.
"I recognize your wisdom, try my riddle: I have no past, I will become the past, no one has seen me, no one can see me, but I am the mystery of people living and breathing, I am What?"
"Shut up!"
Chimera's three heads buzzed when they heard the messy riddle, and they roared angrily in unison, trying to drive away the nervous sphinx.
"Why do you reject wisdom? Why choose ignorance? This world is too sick. If you live with ignorance, I would rather die."
The rather injured Sphinx, with a mournful woman's face, sighed in a bardic tone, then picked up a lion's head and jumped to the side of the valley.
“Crazy woman, why do you want to drag me to death?”
The Chimera suffered a tragic retribution, its hair stood on end, the lion head of courage at the front, the sheep head of wisdom on the back, and the cunning snake head at the tail, all neighing and roaring. Boom!
The two gods and monsters entangled and fought all the way, like falling meteors, and finally created a cone-shaped pit several meters deep in the valley.
Lorne didn't even look at the two sons of Typhon who fell off the cliff. He just struggled to save pots and pans and uneaten food.
At this height, if they fall seventeen or eighteen times, they may not even lose a few hairs, and they will definitely not die.
At this time, the evil fox of Teumessus, who had not fully mastered the common Titan language, found a quiet place to take a nap after eating and drinking.
Unexpectedly, the four harpies who were fighting were either blowing wind or raining.
The evil fox of Teomesus immediately became extremely angry after its fur got wet and received the paws of two hobbits.
Immediately, the huge white fox jumped up, waving its paws, and joined the battlefield, mingling with the four harpies.
But the most unlucky thing was undoubtedly the Nemean lion that was **** tightly on the ground.
The aftermath of a series of battles such as wind blades, heavy rain, stampedes, and collisions fell on the large orange cat one after another.
But it suffers from being imprisoned all over the body. It cannot move and can only suffer from the ravages from its brothers and sisters over and over again.
In the chaos, it was unknown who destroyed the most critical suppression spell. The Nemean lion immediately turned over and jumped up, its mane exploded, raised its neck and roared. With red eyes, it rushed towards the Chimera who was stepping on and grabbing it.
For a time, the duel between the two sides turned into a three-party melee.
Melinoe sat on the bluestone not far away, gnawing on the rabbit leg and excitedly waving a cursed knife in his hand, quite worried about the world being in chaos.
“Fight, fight!”
Seeing that the dinner scene he had carefully prepared turned into a smoky duel scene, Lorne's gloomy face showed an extremely bright smile. He cracked his cracking finger bones and stood up from the fire. The golden man behind him The nimbus hums and turns.
“Bang bang bang bang!”
Half an hour later, the noisy heirs of Typhon fell to the ground in a mess, looking at each other resentfully, moaning and groaning, and Melinoe, one of the participants, also squatted down holding the bulging bump on his head. Tears were drawn on the ground in circles.
After completing the violent suppression, Lorne returned to the campfire in a relaxed and relaxed mood. While eating the rabbit legs that he took from Melinoe, he read the booklet that the snake mother gave him before setting off.
Cerberus, the three-headed dog of hell, is a silly dog who is happy every day. He basically has no pursuits except eating and sleeping when he is full, and eating when he is full. He loves honey cakes and mead, and tearing down houses.
Hydra is a gloomy and solitary little girl who likes to hide in the water and stay at home, but once provoked, she has a strong desire for revenge;
The two dragon creatures, the hundred-headed dragon Ladon and the ferocious dragon of Colchis, basically inherited all the shortcomings of the dragon. They like to guard treasures and are drowsy and sleepy all day long;
Although Chimera, the king of three-headed monsters, has three heads with different functions: Sheep of Wisdom, Snake of Cunning, and Lion of Courage, which can be said to be an integrated offense and defense, the three heads always like to fight among themselves and encourage each other;
The Nemean Lion is invulnerable and powerful, but has a flawed IQ and is easier to fall into traps;
The Sphinx has human-like intelligence, a rather neurotic personality, and likes to show off its cleverness with puzzles. It tries to demonstrate its so-called uniqueness through these childish behaviors;
The four harpy harpies are all chattering, and they don't know how to read people's faces and situations. Although they are fast, they will take the initiative to come up to them as soon as their curiosity is aroused...
These are the general impressions and summary of the snake mother Echidna about her children.
In order to allow Lorne to successfully bring her children back, she took the initiative to compile them into a book, and together with the snake scale as a token, gave them to the temporary guardian she selected.
With the addition of Melinoe's rebellious stage, he looks like a group of problem children…
Lorne sighed, took out a piece of parchment, and felt a little relieved when he saw the few targets left on it.
Although it was a little bumpy, the overall result was worthy of the snake mother's trust.
After all, there were actually only a few decent heirs of Typhon, and they could be counted on two hands.
In addition to what is already in hand, not all the rest can be taken under his command.
Cerberus, the three-headed dog of hell, is responsible for guarding Hades and can also act as an internal agent, so there is no need to move;
The ferocious dragon of Colchis and the twin dragons of Troy are the guardian beasts of the two city-states. There are many people and it is difficult to abduct them, so they can only stay back a little;
The Caucasian condor is currently appointed by Zeus to torture Prometheus and cannot be targeted for abduction;
Hundred-headed dragon Ladong is guarding the Golden Apple Paradise, and there is also a formal establishment. Pass one more;
So after all the calculations, there is only one target left, Hydra.
If I remember correctly, that "little girl" should be living in the Lena marsh in Argolis, waiting for the future Hercules to clean it.
However, the Hercules should not be able to wait until that time.
After making up his mind, Lorne finished eating the last piece of meat from the rabbit leg, stood up, gave a light word of advice, and happily walked towards the resting cave.
"Whoever damages the place is responsible for cleaning up the traces. If it can't be done before dawn, I will bake it for breakfast."
The demonic backs of Typhon's heirs all shuddered, and they hurriedly got up from the ground and worked hard to repair the mountains and forests that they had torn apart beyond recognition.
(End of this chapter)
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