Chapter 241 Athena, I want to die with you! (Completed in 7.5k days, please vote)
However, as soon as Stheno opened her mouth, a mountain of dishes was pushed in front of her.
“Come on, come on, you're welcome to eat more.”
Stheno couldn't help but tremble when he saw the pile of colorful dishes in front of him.
Seeing the Gorgon's resistance, Lorne immediately slapped the table and stood up angrily.
"Eat, why don't you eat? Do you dislike the food cooked by Lady Athena?"
Hearing the obvious troublemaker sowing discord, Athena looked at a certain hater with a half-smile.
"Is it okay if she doesn't eat it but you eat it?"
“Ah, yes, yes!”
Seeing his master **** rescuing him from the siege, Stheno was overjoyed and quickly opened his mouth to agree.
But it was too late, and the moment Stheno opened his mouth, Lorne held the gorgon's chin with one hand, removed her mandible, picked up the dinner plate on the table with one hand, and covered it with lightning speed. With the speed of an ear, he stuffed a plate full of dishes directly into her mouth.
Woo!
In an instant, Stheno's eyes bulged out from the sudden attack, his face was distorted, and he danced excitedly, but he was speechless and could only make unintelligible sounds.
“You're so excited. It seems that Lady Athena's food is to your liking. Don't worry, no one will compete with you. You'll have enough to eat today.”
Lorne said as he quickly stuffed the plates of dishes on the table into Stheno's mouth.
As we all know, pythons can eat prey several times their body size. On the one hand, they have a special digestive system. After one meal, they can go without eating or drinking for ten and a half days. On the other hand, the snake's mouth can be opened as wide as 130 degrees. Degree, even 180 degrees, can easily swallow large prey.
At this moment, Lorne pulled Stheno's mouth, as if he had caught a huge snakeskin bag, and crazily stuffed all kinds of dishes on the table into it.
Theoretically, as long as someone finishes the dish, he or she will not suffer.
This kind of multiple-choice question, you know the answer without thinking, it must be a dead Taoist friend rather than a poor Taoist.
While thinking, Lorne accelerated the speed of feeding Stheno, trying to wipe out all the "delicious food" on the table before the Gorgon passed out.
However, the dishes prepared by the Goddess of Wisdom were extraordinary. Stheno only persisted for a moment before he rolled his eyes and fainted, becoming as stiff as his own sister Euryale.
Lorne glanced at the remaining third of the dishes on the table, regretfully put down the Stheno in his hand, and was secretly surprised.
If I remember correctly, both Euryale and Stheno are immortal, and because they are Gorgon banshees, they also have high poison resistance...
One demigod and three immortal gods were collectively defeated.
This shows how outrageous these things Athena did are.
Fortunately, through the poison testing by Chiron and Circe, as well as the consumption of Stheno and Euryale, the most dangerous and troublesome dishes on the table have been almost cleared away.
The remaining ones in front of me are either barely edible or have not been touched.
At this time, the calm goddess of wisdom smiled and spoke, and the picture was clear.
"They have all eaten, isn't it your turn? After all, they are here to catch the wind for you."
I have been preparing for so long just to teach this guy a lesson. Now that things have come to this, I cannot let him go no matter what.
“That's true, but since it's a family dinner, how can I have the nerve to have it all to myself? If we want to eat it, of course we have to eat it together.”
Lorne nodded sincerely, then handed it over to Athena first, and handed it over with ill intentions.
“It's impossible for you to cook the food yourself, and let you watch over it, right?”
Looking at the dishes piled high on her plate, Athena's eyelids twitched.
To eat together, this is obviously a strategy of perish together.
Perceiving the subtle changes in the goddess of wisdom's expression, Lorne smiled jokingly.
“Why, you don't even dare to eat the food you cook?”
Immediately, Lorne changed the topic and took the initiative to speak, paving the way for reconciliation between the two parties.
“Well, we've eaten a lot of food anyway, and we're all enjoying ourselves as guests and hosts, so why don't we forget about it today?”
However, upon hearing the joy of escaping sanctions and the hidden sarcasm mixed in those words, the goddess of wisdom across from her turned cold, raised her head suddenly, and revealed a charming smile.
“Okay, let's eat together, I'll accompany you.”
Hearing this, the smile on Lorne's face froze instantly, and he looked at Athena with a gentle smile in astonishment.
Aren't you the goddess of wisdom? Should we step on such an obvious trap? !
However, before Lorne could think about it, Athena had already forked a piece of cooked beef and stuffed it into her mouth to chew, and at the same time gave Lorne an equal piece.
“Eat, you're welcome!”
Hearing the words squeezed out from between his teeth, Lorne's scalp went numb. He could only pick up the knife and fork with a stiff smile and join the dinner.
For a moment, the place was silent. The two people at the table moved their cheeks and chewed the cooked beef with an unknown amount of binder.
However, as if she was worried about damaging the shape of the dish, Athena also used other solidification methods. The two of them were so tired that their gums ached, and they did not shred the two pieces of beef in their mouths much.
The atmosphere became more and more subtle. The two stared at each other like a pair of glaring hamsters.
In desperation, they could only raise their heads and swallow the beef whole, looking away.
“How about we change the dish?”
"good!"
After reaching a tacit consensus, Lorne knew that he could not avoid it, so he simply picked up the tableware and began to "enjoy" this torturous feast.
But after taking a few bites, he stopped and pointed at a plate of stir-fried vegetable hearts that was delicately presented but almost impossible to tear.
"Hardener?"
“No, it's shaping magic.”
“Why is this fish still alive after being cooked for so long? Why don't you take care of it?”
“Don't you just want fish to taste delicious? In order to let it survive the high temperature in hot water, I specially fed it with antiseptic and fresh-keeping potions.”
“Why does this dish taste so weird?”
“The salt is not enough, I restored some through alchemy...”
Athena glanced at the dishes on the table and calmly introduced her masterpiece.
Hmm, very good, looks good and smells good, and the presentation is exquisite.
Other than being unable to eat, there seems to be no other problem.
Of course, this problem was also worked hard to overcome by the two gods at this time.
Athena and Lorne stared at each other, one forkful at a time and one at a time trying the dishes one by one.
After a moment, Lorne looked surprised and looked towards the opposite side in astonishment.
"You seem to be glowing..." Athena lowered her eyes and looked at her red-blue belly, calmly running her magic power to protect her intestines and stomach.
“It's just an elemental reaction, what's the fuss…”
Element conversion and element reaction are common phenomena in alchemy, thereby achieving the magical effect of turning decay into magic.
A certain goddess of wisdom, in order to save her honor after frying the pot, used alchemy on the charred food, restoring and fabricating the perfect appearance of color, flavor and aroma.
“Besides, you seem to be glowing too.”
Hearing the faint groaning, Lorne lowered his head stiffly.
“Boom!”
A moment later, a thunderous sound exploded in the living room, forming a wave of air visible to the naked eye.
The victim put his trembling hands on the table, wisps of green smoke rising from his orifices, his brain was about to be shaken, and he could even hear the faint sound of waves.
Okay, okay, use the vegetables with added ingredients to give me elemental reactions. Is this how you play?
Lorn was angry, began to eat faster, and unceremoniously gave Athena the same weight of food.
Even in order to inflict maximum damage to the opponent and end the battle early, he also used reduction techniques during the process of picking up the food, changing the magical properties contained in the food and reorganizing the elemental reactions.
Similarly, Athena was not to be outdone, and played various alchemical techniques in various ways, making all kinds of ingredients stir wildly in Lorne's stomach.
After several rounds of secret losses to each other, the two glared at each other, served each other food more "cordially and enthusiastically", and began to torture each other crazily.
But gradually, sweat broke out on their foreheads, their stomachs were churning, and the powers and spells related to [healing], [resistance], and [protection] in their bodies were running continuously, and their expressions gradually became ferocious.
“You sweat so much, it must be very hard, right?”
“Isn't it the same for you?”
"How about we take a break first? We can eat later?"
“Are you scared?” Athena sneered disdainfully, put a vegetable into her mouth as if it were someone, chewed it, and then swallowed it with mead.
“Are you kidding, am I afraid?” Seeing that the other party had no intention of making peace, Lorne simply responded tit-for-tat, took a sip of mead, and launched another counterattack.
Finally, after the two people tortured each other, this inhumane dinner finally came to an end.
Athena and Lorne panted heavily and wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads with relief, finally stopping this self-torture.
After eating and drinking enough, the stomach is distended and buzzing, the magic power in the body is running, and the heat flow is accumulated, making people feel tired and lazy.
Lorne and Athena glanced at the pot of chicken soup still simmering in the kitchen, and tacitly gave up and continued fighting. While drinking mead, they chatted about other topics, silently waiting for the contents of their stomachs to be digested. clean.
But for some reason, the more I drank, the hotter my body became and the drier my mouth became. It was as if a ball of fire was flowing through my veins, and countless ants were crawling and gnawing on my body.
Lorne raised the wine jar and looked at it for a moment, frowning slightly.
“This wine…”
"My aunt gave it to me. She said it was taken out of the cellar just for a banquet."
“Invite me to a banquet?”
Since there is no good banquet, how can wine be good wine?
The feeling of this medicinal effect seems a bit familiar.
Seems to be…
Athena and Lorne looked at each other, their expressions changed drastically, and the atmosphere between them seemed to become hot and strange.
At the same time, at the foot of the mountain.
Circe, who should have fainted, was holding on to a small tree, vomiting loudly, and retched for a while before spitting out the crumbs of food stuck in her throat.
“Next time, don't let Athena enter the kitchen!”
"Uh-huh!"
Hestia on the side nodded her head in agreement.
My niece is terrible. Other people's cooking is a waste of money and materials. It's a waste of her life.
While secretly cursing, Hestia took off the wine flask from her waist and handed it to her friend.
“Here, drink something to rinse your mouth.”
Just when Circe was about to raise her hand to take a sip, she seemed to think of something, suddenly put down the wine bottle, and asked cautiously.
“You didn't add any ingredients to this pot?”
“No, just two altars, both placed on the table.”
“That's good, that's good.”
Hearing the assurance from her friend, Circe breathed a sigh of relief and rinsed her mouth with mead.
Immediately, she couldn't restrain her curiosity and quietly approached to ask.
“By the way, what did you add to the wine?”
“Nothing, just a little bit of my fire power, and some special herbs. Drinking too much will make your blood vessels dilate, cause you to feel hot and thirsty, and your skin will itch.”
Hestia waved her hand and answered casually.
When Circe heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
"That's it?"
"if not?"
Hestia scratched her head and rolled her eyes at her friend.
“That's my god. The rest of the people eating at the table are either acquaintances or relatives. I can't really poison them, right?”
Instead of poisoning, you can do something else, such as cursing him into a pig!
Just as Circe was about to share her fantastic ideas with her friends, two streams of light passed across the sky and fell rapidly towards the Valley of the God of War.
“Crash!”
The clear sound of splashing water came from the distance. Hestia and Circe looked at each other, looking at each other.
“They seem to be…”
“…Jumped into the lake?”
(End of this chapter)
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