Chapter 240: I was hardened, and it was you who hurt me
At this time, when everyone heard the noise, they all turned their heads and looked out the door strangely.
The instinct of snakes to predict danger made Euryale and Stheno subconsciously retract their heads, preparing to shut up and run away.
However, a strong wind passed through the house, and Lorne, who activated the power of [Goat], dragged the two passing female imps into the house at lightning speed, and greeted them warmly.
“Stheno, Eurielle? Long time no see! Come on, come on, don't leave in a hurry, let's have a meal together first!”
As he spoke, the smile on someone's face was so bright that it was a little twisted. A pair of iron-like hands diligently pulled the two Gorgon banshees to the dining table, pushed them to sit down, and began to entertain them cordially.
“Come on, come on, you look like you have lost weight recently. Eat more to replenish your body.”
After a moment, two dinner plates with dishes piled on a hill were pushed in front of the two Gorgon banshees.
Except for the meatloaf and seasonal vegetables that Chiron had tasted before, there were dozens of new dishes, basically all of which could be found on their plates.
Hestia and Circe next to them looked at their noses with their eyes, and their noses with their hearts, like statues, pretending not to notice anything about someone's operations.
There is no way, the immortal Teacher Ma has fallen, someone has to take over the burden and carry it forward for everyone, right?
Anyway, as Lao Ma is a living example, they will never touch a fork until the food on the table has been thoroughly tested for poison.
At this time, the two Gorgon banshees who were dragged into the room vaguely smelled a subtle atmosphere on the dining table, and suddenly looked suspicious.
"You don't want to eat? That's just right. I've already invited you, so the last incident will be wiped out from now on!"
Lorne was overjoyed when he saw this. He raised his hand and pulled the two dinner plates in front of him, as if he was afraid that the two of them would regret it, with a mean smile on his face.
“When I come back, I unexpectedly encounter such a sumptuous reception dinner, so I won't be polite.”
“Want to eat? You're thinking about shit! Bring it to you!”
At this moment, Eurielle, who couldn't sit still, snatched back her plate and glared at Lorne beside her.
After causing trouble, this **** actually left them and ran away. He went out and had a good time for a few months without losing a hair. He even caused them to be whipped in turns by the angry Hestia and Athena.
During that time, the swelling in their buttocks never subsided, and they basically slept on their stomachs every day.
Why is it okay for him to be beaten by us? And there will be good food to eat as soon as you come back!
At this time, Luo En, who had been deprived of food by the tiger's mouth, was also very aggrieved and complained with an angry look on his face.
“Isn't there something else on the table? Why are you taking mine?”
Speaking, he reached forward and prepared to take back his dinner plate.
“You are the one being robbed, what can you do to me? Just a little bit~”
Upon seeing this, Euryale made a face, stuck out her tongue, and then grabbed the dinner plate in front of the victim. Her mouth showed the characteristics of a snake-like monster, opened it in an exaggerated arc, and poured the entire dish directly into it. In the mouth.
“Don't, don't!”
Hearing the seemingly off-key shout, Eurielle couldn't help but look proud. She immediately squirmed her throat and swallowed all the dishes into her stomach in one gulp, completely giving up the thought of someone snatching food from her mouth.
Lorne stopped and looked at Eurielle with a look of horror.
“You, you ate them all?”
“That's right, I won't give it to you at all!”
Eurielle had a proud smile on her face and lowered her eyelids with one hand, preparing to make a face again and start taunting.
However, Lorne had a sad look on his face and bowed seriously forward.
“Warrior, go well...”
Eurielle was about to speak in a daze, but suddenly found that she couldn't open her mouth, her whole body went stiff, and her consciousness was pulled into the boundless darkness.
"boom!"
With a dull crashing sound, the solid wood chair fell apart, and Eurielle, who fell straight down, was deeply sunk into the floor tiles and remained motionless.
Lorne cautiously reached out and poked it, and found that the Gorgon's body was stiff from head to toe, as if it had been cursed with petrification.
Immediately, he picked up the dinner plate on the floor, sniffed the remaining smell of food, turned his head and looked at the exquisite arrangement on the table, and then looked faintly at the goddess of wisdom opposite the old god.
“You shouldn't have added a hardener in it, right?”
“Is there any? Well, probably, it's just a few ingredients.”
Athena took a sip of the fruit wine and responded lightly.
Ingredients? Whose cook does not use soy, vinegar, oil and salt, but uses alchemical ingredients?
“Normal, normal.”
Lorne was going crazy in his heart, but he couldn't agree with his words sincerely. At the same time, he calmly pulled out Eurielle, who had hardened into a stick on the ground, and skillfully tucked her under the dining table.
The moment the tablecloth was lifted up, Stheno on the side suddenly discovered that there was a centaur sage lying dead under the table.
Judging from the scrawled arrangement, they probably stuffed it under the table while they were opening the door.
“I suddenly remembered that there is something urgent at home! I'm leaving now without disturbing you!”
Stheno stood up suddenly, turned around and rushed out the door quickly, trying to escape from this terrible devil's cave.
However, an iron-like hand pressed on her shoulder in advance, pulling her back and "kindly" dissuading her.
“It's not a matter of urgency. It's a rare gathering. Let's eat the food first. This is the hard work of your master, God Athena. It's not good to waste too much food.”
Stheno forced a stiff smile on his face and quickly pushed away.
“I, I'm not hungry, I said I'm here to help you with the wind and wash away the dust. It's inappropriate for me to ruin it, so you should do it...”
“It's appropriate, it's extremely appropriate, why are you so polite?”
“I've been losing weight recently and have lost my appetite.”
“How can you lose weight at such a young age? I haven't seen you in such a long time. You can see that you have no bones left.”
The dinner plate on the table was pushed and pulled back and forth, and the veins of the two hands, one large and one small, that were pressed on it popped out, and the bones creaked.
“Where…is…!”
“Absolutely…yes…yes…!”
The two people sitting next to each other smiled and looked at each other, their voices squeezed out word by word from their teeth. Because they spoke too hard, the expressions on their faces were indescribably ferocious.
Stheno originally means "Daughter of Strength". Among the three Gorgon Banshees, although she is petite, she has the strongest wrist strength, and Lorne, who activates "Bull", is not far behind in terms of strength.
At this moment, the two parties wrestling with each other at the dinner table are like mortal enemies fighting desperately on the battlefield, eager to stuff a plate full of delicious food into each other's mouth.
"boom!"
Finally, a plain hand smacked on the table unbearably, interrupting the scene of mutual humility between the two.
Athena looked around, looking unhappy.
“Why, you don't dare to eat it, right?”
"No no!"
“Absolutely not!”
Lorne and Stheno sat upright, shaking their heads together, and quietly pushed the dinner plates away with their hands, one big and one small.
At the intersection of the two forces, the dinner plate spun faster and slid between Hestia and Circe.
you…!
Hestia and Circe, who originally tried hard to reduce their presence, saw that they could still be hit by arrows even while lying down. They couldn't help but glare at the two culprits opposite.
“It's just a meal, and I didn't poison it. What's wrong with eating it?”
Seeing that every diner on the court was avoiding her work like a snake or a scorpion, Athena couldn't bear it anymore and stood up angrily. “Watch it, I'll try it for you in the worst case!”
Angry in her heart, the goddess of wisdom picked up the fork on the table, skewered a piece of cooked beef on the plate, stuffed it into her mouth and chewed it to prove her innocence and the harmlessness of the dish.
Hestia and Lorne couldn't help but be shocked when they saw this situation. They wanted to stop it, but it was too late.
The beef entered her mouth. Athena chewed it a few times, her face stagnant, as if time had stopped.
Hestia and Lorne subconsciously held their breath and asked cautiously.
"How about it?"
"Are you OK?"
Hearing the voice in her ears, Athena came back to her senses, glanced at the nervous two people, and sneered.
“It's just a mouthful of food, how could anything happen to me?”
Lorne coughed dryly and his eyes became wandering.
“What about the taste?”
"smell?"
Athena picked up a napkin and wiped the corners of her mouth. Her Adam's apple squirmed quietly and then she hummed lightly.
“How can home-cooked food taste? Not salty, not bland, just right!”
That's good, that's good!
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this situation.
It looks like there are still some edible dishes among the many dishes.
Seeing that her niece seemed to have some talent in cooking, Hestia, the goddess of the stove, couldn't help but feel pleased and started to praise her.
“Athena, you learned how to cook so quickly? That's great!”
“Yes, it looks great like this, and it smells great too!”
Circe also echoed, and then looked at Hestia, ready to eat some cooked beef on the dinner plate as a token of appreciation.
However, just as Hestia raised her fork and was about to stuff the beef into her mouth, a foot under the table suddenly kicked her leg hard, and the beef on the fork then slipped onto her small plate.
Look over there…
In the silent words, Hestia understood the look on the other side, and immediately followed Lorne's gaze and looked at the trash can nearby.
Suddenly, she found something bulging in the discarded napkin, as if something was hidden there.
The stove goddess suddenly woke up, her body trembled, she quickly put down her fork and sat upright.
At this time, Circe had already stuffed the cooked beef on the fork into her mouth.
“This beef…”
In order to fully experience the taste and texture of this dish and make a professional and objective evaluation, Circe even closed her eyes and completely ignored the small movements of Hestia and Lorne.
Chewing...well...very fresh...
Chew it again...well...it's very strong...
Then chew...it's very elastic...
Finally chew...well...chew a hammer!
The texture is so rough that it feels like you are chewing on the sole of a shoe, and you can't stop biting it!
Is there any adhesive added inside?
Circe realized something was wrong and wanted to spit it out to save herself from this sin.
However, when a faint look came to her, the great witch was immediately frightened. She could only swallow the "delicious" piece of cooked beef in her mouth with tears in her eyes, and praised her against her will.
“It tastes good, strong and delicious!”
“If it's delicious, eat more!”
At this time, the filial disciples on the side immediately stood up and immediately pulled the entire plate of cooked beef on the table into the dinner plate in front of Circe.
By the way, he also took away the piece of cooked beef that had fallen off Hestia's small dinner plate.
O beast!
Looking at his rebellious disciple, as well as the mountain of cooked beef in front of him and the indescribable pile of unknown food below, Circe's body trembled, and her voice was cut off. She put down her fork silently, with a smile on her face. Sisi smiled and stood up from her seat.
"You guys eat first, I want to..."
But two hands pulled her back to her original position one after another, interrupting her speech.
“What's the rush? Let's eat first.”
Lorne was smiling broadly, while Hestia next to her lowered her head guiltily.
Hands and dogs!
Seeing herself being roasted on the fire, Circe deeply hated her blunder.
However, with a hand on her back, Circe swiped his index finger vaguely, and deciphered the specific content. He immediately understood. He immediately picked up a piece of meat pie and stuffed it into his mouth. After chewing for a while, His expression changed drastically, and he tugged on Hestia's arm, whining in pain.
"help me…"
“Circe! How are you? Don't let anything happen to you!”
Hestia on the side immediately picked up her close friend and quickly rushed out the door with a frightened look.
At this moment, Lorne, who planned all this, also dragged the unconscious Chiron out from under the table.
“Teacher Ma, hold on!”
The two of them each supported a teammate and rushed to escape.
But as soon as Hestia and Circe, who were the first group, stepped out of the gate, a golden band of light rose from the ground, blocking Lorne's path.
“The reception banquet is not over yet, why are you leaving in such a hurry?”
Hearing the faint muttering behind him, Lorne turned around helplessly and looked at Athena who was smiling half-smiling at the dining table. He was so depressed that he could only extinguish the remaining trace of luck.
Obviously, the other side was coming for him.
With the same excuse, Hestia could leave in advance, but he couldn't.
Unless Athena declares the dinner to be over, or someone finishes the table.
While thinking, Lorne looked at the other Gorgon at the table with evil intentions.
Suddeno reacted immediately, and quickly put on a miserable and panicked expression on his face, dragging his stiff sister under the table, and rushed towards the door.
“Eurielle, don't scare me, I'll take you to a diagnosis and treatment right now!”
"give it to me!"
At the same time, the figure of "Gu Dao Rechang" took the initiative to step forward, grabbed Eurielle, and threw her and the Chiron in her hand outwards.
As expected, the two unlucky food testers were successfully thrown out of the door and landed in front of Hestia.
“They just eat too much and need to take a nap. One person is enough to take care of them.”
With a smile on his face, Lorne raised his hand to hold down Stheno who was about to run away, and dragged him back to the dining table.
You can just die, why are you trying to support me, the scum among the scum!
Seeing that there was no hope of his escape, Stheno was so angry that his teeth itched, and he wished he could just pounce on him and bite some unworthy **** to death.
(End of this chapter)
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