Chapter 150 Anyone with **** is guilty
“Where are my snake teeth?”
“And my flying wings!”
“I really didn't take these…”
“Then how do you explain the silver arrows, ores and jewels on your body?”
“Uh, picked it up on the road?”
After the two victims found a lot of stolen goods from Hermes, they finally couldn't bear the repeated quibbles of the **** of thieves. What started as a scolding gradually turned into a righteous siege.
Hearing the dull collision of fists behind him and Hermes's yelling for mercy, Lorne, who had already distanced himself, couldn't help but mourn in his heart for the thief ancestor who had taken the blame for him. For half a second.
If you guessed it correctly, this **** of speed who has a kleptomaniac habit probably often visits the treasury of the gods and picks up a few items. This is a basic operation.
Hence, whenever something is lost among the gods of Olympus, it is most likely caused by Hermes.
If he said he didn't steal it, he would probably be beaten lightly.
While joking, Lorne also roughly understood the mechanism of [accidental] blessing.
After arriving at his destination, he settled the cattle in a cowshed in the distance, killed two cows, and after grilling and eating them, he also knew how to bring a handful of sand and extinguish the fire without leaving any traces.
Look, we also have a dedicated account balancer in Olympus.
So, as long as you are not too ostentatious, you basically don't need to worry about the aftermath of these stolen goods.
Along the way, under the introduction of Athena, he successively met two of the twelve main gods that he had never met before.
After confirming the answer, Lorne straightened his back confidently and continued to move towards the Great Temple.
If there are any good things that can be drawn from the warehouses of the gods in the future, I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you a lot more.
Because in addition to being the **** of thieves, he is also the **** of deceit. Lying is commonplace, and Apollo fell into this evil trap.
—Using reasonable logic and behavior, modify the insignificant small probability [possibility], and then embed it into the [inevitable] framework.
In a short time, Hermes became bruised and swollen under the attack of Apollo and Hephaestus. He had to raise his hands to surrender and promised to compensate the two for their losses. Only then did the farce come to an end. .
Perhaps based on these old grudges, the God of Light was quite rude in his attacks.
As the dust settled, Lorne thought of the half-damaged [Wings of Icarus], [Fangs of Piton] and several other items of unknown origin in the warehouse, and couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling ridiculed in his heart.
At that time, not long after Hermes was born, he stole fifty cows from Apollo's cowshed. When he was stealing the cattle, he would drive the cattle forward, backward, and sideways, constantly changing the direction of the cattle so that the cattle's footprints would be messy. So that the owner cannot see the direction the herd of cattle is going. Then, he was afraid that his small footprints would be discovered, so he knitted a pair of big straw sandals and wore them on his feet so that his footprints would become the size of a giant.
A series of smooth and flowing operations, it is simply like a great sage and sage who is born to know the world of theft.
As a result, when Apollo chased him, he knew that Hermes, who was still a kid, was the culprit, but he had no evidence and was unable to do anything.
For example, Hermes visited the treasury of the gods. After taking away part of the collection, he left the treasures and threw the stolen goods that he did not like in a corner or on the roadside. This gave the [Dice of Chance] 】Opportunity, so that these things that should have rotted or disappeared were passed into his hands.
One is Demeter, the goddess of agriculture, and the other is Ares, the **** of war.
The former is calm and dignified, with a graceful and gentle temperament, like an elder who makes people feel close to her, but her eyes are full of a touch of sadness, and she is often taciturn, as if she has lost interest in everything.
The latter fits well with Lorne's stereotype of a brainless macho man. He is tall and burly, with exaggerated tendons that are as explosive as steel. When doing things, his limbs take precedence over his brain. He is a typical reckless man. However, this fierce-looking God of War was now chased and beaten by a voluptuous and beautiful goddess, and he did not dare to fight back.
“This is it?” Lorne asked knowingly.
"Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love..." Athena faintly said the name of the heroine, and then looked at the farce in front of her, with a hint of schadenfreude in her eyes, "The pretty girl she raised outside, recently, I was humiliated by a pig again. Although I was lucky enough not to die, I was frightened and went crazy..."
“Again?” Lorne heard a certain key word.
"Well, this is the second time." Athena nodded, looking at Ares who was scurrying around with his head in his arms, with a joking smile on his face, "Moreover, these two pigs have the divinity of war? Don't you think it's strange? strangeness?"
As the culprit, Lorne understood immediately. He nodded in agreement and secretly clasped his fists at the God of War whose face was covered in blood.
Brother Gao Yi, my great-grandson thanks you here!
He originally assumed the divinity of war and transformed into a demon pig to attack Aphrodite's lover, just to confuse the clues.
Unexpectedly, Ares not only took over the blame, but also reenacted the scene to confirm the crime.
Such a good brother and great-grandfather, if he doesn't cheat a few times, it would be a shame for his IQ of 250.
While Lorne was watching the play with Athena, two golden deer pulled a golden chariot and flew down from the sky.
Before the chariot landed, a tall and fiery figure threw down the reins and jumped directly. With an excited smile on his pretty face, he hit someone in the square with a clear goal.
“Bang~!”
However, with a dull collision, Artemis felt the two cushions on her chest, and was slightly startled. Her silver eyes met a pair of bright purple eyes, and her face darkened. .
Athena? It's her again!
But before she could get angry, a faint whisper reached the ears of the hunting goddess.
“Don't move! This is Olympus, do you want to kill him?”
In an instant, Artemis's pupils shrank, realizing the danger hidden in this situation. The flame in her chest couldn't help but extinguish. She immediately woke up, opened her arms, and hugged Athena very affectionately. middle.
“Haha, Athena, long time no see, I'm so glad to see you're okay!”
"Me too…"
Athena tried her best to escape from the pinch between the two peaks, raised her pretty face that was squeezed to some extent, tried hard to hold up a sisterly smile, and replied through gritted teeth.
Due to the difference in height and body shape, when the two of them hugged, Artemis directly stuffed Athena, who was a head shorter than her, into her arms, and used two overweight meat bombs to repeatedly press her face to open up, successfully attracting The resentment and hatred of a certain goddess of wisdom.
Isn't it just the accumulation of fat? What's so great about sinful things that only hinder movement and seduce the opposite sex?
Athena cursed bitterly while trying hard to break free from Artemis's broad arms.
However, whether intentionally or unintentionally, the goddess of hunting seemed to really see her good sisters reunited after a long separation. She hugged Athena and refused to let go. Instead, she exchanged warm greetings.
With no choice but to reply, Athena and her close "friend" walked into the great temple together hand in hand.
At the scene, only Lorne was left alone and messy in the wind.
When did their relationship become so good?
(End of this chapter)
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