Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World Chapter 75

Chapter 75 He is a real genius

"So, where can I buy it?" Uchiha Mai asked.

I would say that it is impossible for someone to come out and bring their own BGM. Look, sucker...tape recorder.

"You've found the right person."

Jiraiya clapped both hands, took out a storage scroll, and introduced enthusiastically: "Some time ago, I went to the Snow Country to do a mission to collect wind.

The first time I saw this tape recorder, I discovered its commercial value. The first batch of goods from the workshop totaled 50 units, all of which were packaged by me.

The cost of a tape recorder is 20,000 yen, including storage fees, transportation fees, and shared costs for defective products. If you buy one, I will sell it to you for 60,000 yen. Buy two with a discount of only 100,000 yen. "

Jilai also opened the storage reel and poured out a bunch of tape recorders, all of which were of various colors.

"Then give me two pink ones." Uchiha Mai took out a stack of banknotes and handed them to Jiraiya.

This kind of high-tech product, as the King of Konoha Dance and an artist who is at the forefront of Konoha's fashion trend, if you haven't used it, you will be ridiculed if you say it.

"Okay, I'll show you how to use it..."

After Jiraiya Barabara piled up, he suddenly reacted, no, am I being led astray by this kid?

Recorder, that's not the point.

"Cough cough..."

Jilai also put away the scroll, clenched his left hand to cover his mouth, coughed twice and said solemnly: "I strayed before I knew it.

Let's get down to business, boy, your super beast pseudo-art is quite funny. "

You can insult my appearance, but you cannot insult my artistic attainments. Because I really have good looks, but artistic talent is the opposite.

"You are what Hokage-sama said, the new teacher who taught me to practice?"

Uchiha Mai narrowed his eyes slightly, and it is impossible for Jirai to deal with a Uchiha child for no reason.

When he wanted to point Naruto in the original plot, he also appeared as a prey.

"wrong!"

Jiraiya waved his hand and said, "I am not only the teacher entrusted by Hokage and Minato to teach you.

is still the captain of this Chunin exam. After three months, I will replace Hokage and lead you to the Land of Winds to take the Chunin Exam.

Your super beast pseudo-painting is so lame, it makes me, the captain, very sad.

How can I win the Chunin Exam with such a bug? "

Captain?

emmmm, it doesn't seem to say that when several Ninja villages hold joint examinations, the shadow of a village must be present.

Besides, Jiraiya, as a shadow-level powerhouse, one of the three ninjas, and a popular candidate for the office of Konoha, is indeed qualified to represent Hokage in the examination.

"That's because I haven't gotten serious yet."

Uchiha Mai sneered, pointed her thumb to herself, raised her head and said, "With my talent, if I am real, I can master the super beast pseudo-painting skillfully in just one day."

"Anyone can talk big."

Jilai also crossed his arms and shook his head in disbelief: "I only see that you can't make the chicken you draw fly with all your strength.

If you already know what the problem is, why bother asking for it? "

"That's a phoenix, a phoenix." Uchiha Mai argued.

"It's chicken!"

"Phoenix!"

"chicken!"

"Well, that's a phoenix that looks like a chicken, but is a phoenix inside and out, just like me."

Uchiha Mai doesn't want to quarrel with Jiraiya on this issue.

"you?"

Jilai didn't understand, and asked, "What's the similarity between you and the chicken with a phoenix inside?"

"As you can see, my outer gender is male, but my self-perceived gender is female."

Uchiha Mai pointed his hands to his chest and talked eloquently: "At the same time, I like to wear men's clothes as well as women, because I am still a homosexual with transvestites."

This is a messy buff?

Jilai also took a long time to figure out the relationship, and his eyes lit up with a pat on his thigh: "Wonderful, why can't I think of such an explanation."

The next time I go to the bathhouse and get caught, I will use this rhetoric, perfect.

"This is still inexplicable, you can't learn the problem of pseudo-painting of super beasts." After Jilai also wrote down the set of rhetoric, he returned to the topic.

"Super beast pseudo-painting, the focus of Yin Yunxiang's cultivation lies in belief."

Mai Uchiha raised a finger and said, "The firmer the belief, the more real and the stronger the animal after the spirit is realized.

There are many ways to strengthen your beliefs, such as painting yourself instead of using ready-made paintings, using more realistic and excellent paintings instead of graffiti.

All of the above can strengthen the belief in the subconscious of the caster.

The reason why my phoenix can't fly is because the painting style is so scribbled that even if I hypnotize myself with a writing wheel, I can't convince me that it can fly.

At the same time, the already scribble and abstract style of painting also reduces the possibility of the phoenix flying.

After all, you can't draw a tiger to fly into the sky, or a footless snake to walk on four legs. "

"Woo~"

Zilai also touched his chin. This kid has a clear understanding of his paintings, so he asked, "Then how do you solve this problem?"

"These eyes can solve all problems."

Uchiha Mai pointed to the blood-red single hook jade in his eyes, and said: "Sharing eye can copy other people's movements, if I am talented enough or work hard enough, I can imitate and learn that movement.

I just need to find a person who is proficient in painting, let him draw the animals I want to paint, and then use a wheel to record the process of his painting.

When using the super animal pseudo-painting, you can reproduce the movements of that person and draw the animals I need to draw. "

Um?

Jirai is even more surprised, this kid doesn't know the quick way, why does he have to make trouble for himself.

Without waiting for Zilai to ask questions, Uchiha Mai took the initiative to answer: "The reason why I don't use this method is because I want to improve the super beast pseudo-painting.

If you want to perfect the strength of the super beast pseudo-painting, you must have a strong belief. Painting by yourself and using existing paintings are all ways to strengthen your beliefs.

Also because of this limitation, it is difficult for the super beast pseudo-painting to exert its perfect power in the ever-changing actual combat.

I want to use this art with pictures prepared in advance and drawn by others, so that it can be used instantly in actual combat.

Based on this premise, if I want to achieve the ultimate strength, I need to have a stronger belief and be stronger than the limit.

Therefore, I will take this kind of painting as a lesson. "

Uchiha Mai was so arrogant that he almost believed him.

I can admit that it is because of the burden of idols. If you want to test your painting talent, you don't need to write round eyes. It must not be possible.

was shocked, and Jirai was completely shocked!

The old man and Minato entrusted themselves to teach this child. Now, it seems that this kid still needs to be taught by himself.

When you thought that he could not superimpose fake paintings because of simple dishes, he had already thought further.

This kid is a real genius.

Definitely won't use super animal pseudo-painting.

(end of this chapter)

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