Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World Chapter 285

   Chapter 285 Heart like licking a dog

   "Oh, what a glib."

   Tsunade's expression is a little disgusting. You Uchiha Mai with big eyebrows and big eyes actually has such a hobby, but in fact he is secretly delighted.

  Where is beauty not beauty? We can make the first handsome boy in Konoha unable to take his eyes away with a pair of legs, which proves that our beauty has no flaws.

   Uchiha Mai is also very wronged, he is not leg control, foot control, he is just a simple sp.

  You think he doesn't want to praise Tsunade's true excellence? He wanted to. It's not that you don't want to, it's that you can't. There is no way, the wind is tight, and some words can be said by paper media writers, but Uchiha Mai can't.

   After a while, the day just passed.

  The next day, every family in Konoha put up lanterns and festoons to congratulate the New Year. The smoke of the war seemed to be dissipated, and everyone greeted each other with a smile, ready to welcome the new year.

  At noon, Uchiha Mai, Tsunade and his party rushed to the Hokage Rock Plaza, and while setting up the stage, they started the final preparations before the festival.

   Today in previous years, Master Men would always return to Konoha with the technique of flying thunder gods, preside over the related work of the festival, and guest-star as emcee and host.

  This year is a little bit special. The frontline battle is so tight that even the door master can't spare a few hours today.

   So the task of presiding over the village evening festival fell to Uchiha Mai.

   The current Uchiha dance, that is, the collective of the general director of the village night + the host + the program planner, has a heavy responsibility.

  In the evening, when the moon is on the top of the willows, the ninjas and villagers who stayed in the village took to the streets one after another, participating in this annual event with laughter and laughter.

  The members of the security department are busy, and they play cameo security personnel, sacrificing the time to reunite with their families and enjoy the grand event, and maintain law and order on the battlefield.

  Obito is a member of Anbu and a subordinate of Mai Uchiha, not a member of the Security Department, so he rarely takes a day off.

   Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Obito carried a few boxes of fireworks, secretly climbed up Hokage Rock, and put on a grand firework show in front of all the villagers.

   The east wind blooms thousands of trees at night, and the stars fall like rain.

  At the same time as the fireworks took off, Obito was standing above the head of the stone statue of Senju Tobirama, shouting and waving to Nohara Rinharu in the crowd.

  Nohara Rin didn't notice Obito, because when everyone's eyes were attracted by the fireworks, Nohara Rin's eyes still stayed on the little cool brother Kakashi beside him.

   Kakashi just glanced at the fireworks and Obito, and casually said something childish.

   So Nohara Rin also echoed and said childishly.

  Why Kakashi said naive Nohara Rin didn't understand, but Kakashi said naive, then it must be naive.

   When Kakashi raised his head, he climbed up the soil of Hokage Rock without permission, and was captured by the members of the Security Department on the spot, and was escorted back to the Security Department.

  Konoha has rules and regulations of Konoha. During festivals, without the approval of Hokage, idle people are not allowed to climb Hokage Rock or set off fireworks without permission.

   Of course, being from the Uchiha clan, the garrison wouldn't be too embarrassed to bring the soil, but a reprimand was unavoidable.

  The rehearsal Tsunade, Kushina and others saw all of this in their eyes.

  Kine Shinna admired Obito very much, climbed up the Hokage Rock and set off fireworks for the people he liked. This kind of romantic thing was something that Master Men never did.

   Tsunade knew a little about the relationship between Obito, Kakashi, and Rin Nohara. After scolding Obito for making a fool of himself, he felt a little sympathy for the boy.

   Just a little bit.

  Theoretically speaking, what Obito does is no different from what Jiraiya does on a daily basis, and even what Obito does is even better.

   At least Obitu is a little out of character, but he is still very serious in matters of men and women, and he is obsessed with Nohara Rin.

   Tsunade sympathized with Obito, but wanting her to accept Jiraiya is still a near-impossible thing, moving is not love.

   Just as Uchiha Mai passed by the backstage, Tsunade and the others told Uchiha Mai what they had just seen.

   Tsunade asked, what do you think of this?

   Uchiha Mai just smiled contemptuously and said that as a good poker player, I would never bet heavily on a game with a low chance of winning.

   Tsunade was stunned, and after reacting for a while, he understood what the latter meant.

   In the final analysis, Uchiha Mai is a little more rational and is rarely influenced by emotions. Even if he admires Tsunade quite a bit in his heart and wants to drive a big car, it doesn't mean that he knows he can't do it.

   is fundamentally different from those male protagonists in romance novels who "have to die or live, I can't live without you, and if the world is your enemy, the world is my enemy".

   Tsunade asked again, one day in the future, will you climb up Hokage Rock and do something similar like Obito?

   Actually, what Tsunade really wanted to ask was "How much does Lei like me?".

  Kinoha's children are generally precocious, fall in love and get engaged at the age of twelve or thirteen, and get married at the age of fourteen or five.

   At least many of Uchiha Mai's classmates are now in pairs, or on the road to pairing.

   Uchiha Mai is an outlier among his peers.

   He ignores the pursuit of Yuhika and others his age, and doesn't pay much attention to the girls in the family, but runs to Tsunade's house every day.

   This kind of behavior showed his attitude.

   In the past, Tsunade couldn't understand Mai Uchiha's meaning, but as the latter grew older, his body gradually grew, and he more or less understood.

   Tsunade's character is indeed a little more carefree, but after all, he was in love once, and it is not completely impossible to read the air and eyes.

   You can't hide the look of wanting to kill someone, and similarly, you can't hide the look of liking someone.

   For Uchiha Mai's weird behavior and XP, after analyzing it, Tsunade came to the conclusion that it may have an Oedipus complex.

   Having lost his mother since childhood and lacking love, it is reasonable to like older and more mature women, right?

   After coming to this conclusion, Tsunade's first emotion in his heart was not resistance, but joy, and some kind of indescribable pleasure.

   We can attract young handsome guys, we are still very attractive, right?

   As for that kind of pleasure, Tsunade thinks, it should be written in Jiraiya's book, the feeling of betrayal. But if Tsunade accepts Mai Uchiha now, it's unlikely, after all, the latter is too young.

   So Tsunade wanted to take this opportunity to inquire about Mai Uchiha's thoughts. If the latter is just young and ignorant for a while, then dispel his thoughts as soon as possible.

   To Tsunade's question, Uchiha Mai just replied calmly: The world of ninja is undecided, why is it home?

   This was an answer that clearly exceeded Tsunade's expectations, and it caught Tsunade by surprise.

   Uchiha Mai used the drag word decision.

   Now expressing your intentions, there is a high probability that you will be rejected directly. After being rejected once, the relationship between the two parties will be put on the bright side.

   In the future, if you want to boil frogs in warm water and Anbu Chencang, there will be no chance. Confession is not a charge horn to launch an attack, but a horn of victory.

  LoveisWar, Uchiha Mai doesn't know if he can win, but he knows that he will never lose as long as he doesn't confess.

  After being stunned, Tsunade can't quite understand Uchiha Mai's meaning anymore. Is it just me who is wrong, or is this kid who is young and ignorant but doesn't know it?

   "I just wanted to ask, what do you think of Obito's behavior." Tsunade asked.

   "It's very affectionate, but it's not easy to lick a dog." Uchiha Mai unceremoniously attacked Obito.

   Tsunade was stunned again.

   "Don't you think Obito looks a lot like a servile and wagging dog?"

   Uchiha Mai stared at Kakashi, the cool little brother in the crowd, and Nohara Rin, whose eyes were full of Kakashi, calmly said: "Nohara Rin has refused to bring soil more than once.

   But Obito is still deeply in love with Nohara Rin, and intensifies his expression of his affection, making his self-esteem worthless.

   His affection is too cheap, even if Rin Nohara originally liked him a little, she would unknowingly despise Obito's affection because of Obito's behavior.

  Because for Nohara Rin, Obito is a dog that comes and goes when you call it, something that is too easy to get, no one will cherish.

   What's more, many of Obito's actions will also make Nohara Lin in an extremely embarrassing situation. "

   After saying that, Uchiha Mai shook her head and left.

   Tsunade was thoughtful, and he refused to come back, probably the same thing?

   It's not that Tsunade and Nohara Rin are green tea, they rejected Jiraiya and Obito from the very beginning, and didn't give the latter the slightest chance.

   We are still friends, and we can only be friends.

  After eight o'clock, the evening of the village was held as scheduled.

   The first show didn't have much to say, in Uchiha Mai's view, it can only be regarded as a pre-stage show. Even so, it still ignited the passion of the Konoha people.

   After a whole year of depression, everyone needs a chance to vent.

   This continued until nearly twelve o'clock.

   "Next is the penultimate show of this year's Village Night, the dance music performed by Sannin Tsunade Hime, Joinin Uzumaki Kushina, and Joinin Uchiha Masami, "The Pure Land of Bliss"!"

   Uchiha Mai forcefully said a few warm-up remarks, and immediately walked off the stage after revealing the name of the program.

   did not return to the backstage, but came to the auditorium, chatting and laughing with the high-level executives such as Sarutobi Hizan, Fuyue, and staring straight at the stage.

   Busy days just for this moment. It was just for this vinegar that I made dumplings, and there was absolutely no reason to return to the backstage.

  Everyone looked at the stage, eagerly looking forward to the next program. The show of the three beauties on the ninja was also arranged to be the penultimate one, which must be no trivial matter.

   "Crack!" The lights on the stage suddenly went out.

   Just as everyone panicked, several beams of lights suddenly turned on and shone towards the center of the stage.

  Under the spotlight, Tsunade, Kushina, and Masami were dressed in gorgeous black-bottomed dance suits, stepped on high-soled sandals, and posed for dance preparations.

   In an instant, everyone held their breath, and the audience was silent and could hear the needle drop.

   It wasn't until a piece of extremely magical music came out from the loudspeaker, and the three of Tsunade danced a house dance to the music under the spotlight, and the scene exploded.

   We have never seen such a big scene!

  The battle can be fought at any time, and there are not many opportunities to appreciate the beauty of Shangnin dancing in the house.

   Sarutobi Hiizan's face flushed and he stared at the three beauties singing and dancing on the stage, his hands were numb and he didn't know it.

   If it wasn't for the boss beside him, and one of his disciples on stage, Sarutobi Hizen would even want to blow the rogue whistle on the spot.

   Jiraiya also said that Sarutobi Hizen often used the transformation technique to visit Kabukicho.

  TV also has such a plot: when he was young, Jiraiya peeped at the women's bathhouse and was caught by Hizen Sarutobi, who not only did not stop him, but also said that Jiraiya can go together next time.

  Old color approved.

   Sarutobi Hizan had scruples, but Uchiha Mai did not. He blew a rogue whistle at Tsunade on the stage and threw a few winks.

   This made Tsunade even more confused. Is this kid really interested in him, or is he just making fun of the atmosphere?

   "This must be the best program of this year's village evening, dance, you did a good job, you did a good job.

   In this way, everyone can forget all the pain caused by the war and welcome the new year in the best state. "

  The excited Sarutobi Hidhi danced, staring at the stage intently, tilting his head towards Uchiha Maido.

   Every year after the village evening, there will be a Best Program Award. In the past, this selection was more political. For example, Uchiha Mai was shady three years ago.

   This year, there is really not much room for action.

  The performance of the three Tsunade was really excellent, and the applause and roar of the audience could even spread ten miles away.

   The response of all the previous shows is not as good as this "Pure Land of Bliss". After all, who can refuse three beautiful and well-shaped beauties to dance in the house?

   "Shadow is wise." Uchiha Mai praised.

   No matter what Sarutobi Hiizan thought, he appointed the best program to "The Pure Land of Bliss", at least his efforts were paid off.

   Just now, the fashion value has broken through the 5000 mark, and it is expected to soar to 5500 when the Tsunade performance is over.

  GHS is the primary productive force.

  What's the point of fighting and killing, watching the young lady dance, admiring the big Lailai and the long legs, and being able to give the fashion value just right, this is called skill.

   After the song was over, the three of Tsunade bowed and left the stage.

   The applause and shouting from the audience continued for a long time, and countless people shouted loudly, hoping that the three of Tsunade would return to the stage to say a few words, and it would be better to perform again.

  It is a pity that their idea could not be realized.

  The three Tsunade are willing to perform once, that is already saving face for Mai Uchiha and Hiru Sarutobi, how can there be a reason to do it again?

   This is not a performance of Deyun Club, and it is also brought back to the show.

   Uchiha Mai stepped onto the stage and waved to everyone to stop and stop shouting.

  Although there are many Uchiha dance female fans in the crowd, after seeing Uchiha dance, they scold the male next to him for restraint, but not everyone is willing to give Uchiha dance a face.

How much does   Hito Tsunade weigh on his chest, and how much does it weigh on your chest?

   The scene was suppressed until the guards who maintained order came forward.

   "Beautiful things are always fleeting, just like the blooming season of cherry blossoms, once you appreciate them, you don't need to keep them.

   Next, I will bring you a song "Heart Like Still Water", and I will also give this song to a friend of mine. "

   After saying that, Uchiha Mai sat on the stage, and regardless of the reaction of the people off the stage, she played and sang.

   Actually, the program that Uchiha Mai prepared for himself was not this song, but he changed the program because of a temporary intention after seeing today's move.

   "May it be your turn to look back and say a greeting every day

   Sometimes I get worried and become a licking dog

   After the beginning of love, the rhythm is thumping

  The heart has been hollowed out just to see your smile

   Live as the most hated self

   all day long doubt whether fate can attract your attention

   nostalgia abandoned by your indifference

   Your topic is just a one-man show

  Blank records seem to tear apart the nostalgia

  Empty room alone without a word

   Like raindrops in the sky disappearing by the roadside

   Maybe it's me alone

  If she can understand this, in fact, she understands it all

   Just pretending to see a dog

   I am too weak to suffer

   I sincerely wish her tenderness as a bubble

   She who loves someone will not accept you

  Everyone can see clearly but you don't want to look back

   willing to bear, she brought waiting

  May you no longer be humble and go to the next intersection

  The lyrics were modified by an up master of station B in the previous life, and now they have been translated into Japanese by Uchiha Mai.

   Uchiha Mai was too embarrassed to take the soil, and did not expressly give him the song.

   He just hoped that there would be one less dog in the ninja world. If Obito was not so affectionate, maybe the ninja world would be less troublesome.

   (end of this chapter)

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