Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World Chapter 283

   Chapter 283 Little girl, research ink and lay paper for the uncle

   Twelve years old, this is a very magical age.

   Two pillars, Naruto were twelve years old, and they were just graduating from the ninja school. When Madam and Hassi Hot Mom were twelve, they were still farther than anyone else who could pee.

   Uchiha's first genius, when Itachi was twelve years old, has already opened the kaleidoscope writing wheel, and joined hands with the soil and the root to slaughter the entire family.

  I'm ashamed, Uchiha Mai, with the help of the system, plus a little bit of historical progress and personal efforts, finally at this age, has obtained strength no less than that of Itachi of the same age.

   "What are you looking at?" Tsunade asked suddenly.

   In the season of heavy snow, there is no longer a more comfortable thing to sit in the room, wrap a quilt and bake a fire. If there is, then hold another cup of milk tea in hand.

  The firewood burning in the fire released heat energy, and the red light swayed reflected on Tsunade's face, like a layer of glow on the white jade wall, bright and moving.

   "I'm looking at the snow." Uchiha Mai replied.

   "Does it look good?"

"nice."

   "How nice?"

   "Almost one-tenth of your size." Uchiha Mai stretched out his hand for a comparison, just the gesture of a Korean man's anger.

   "Since I'm better looking, why don't you look at me but at the snow?" Tsunade tilted his head and asked.

   "Because my heart is looking at you." Uchiha Mai didn't panic at all.

   Tsunade pretended to be angry with Xiafei's cheeks, and scolded lightly: "Grudge."

   This is an attitude that Tsunade and Uchiha Mai had never shown in the past. In the final analysis, Uchiha Mai was too young before.

  This time is different from the past. Uchiha Mai, who has passed his twelfth birthday, is over 1.6 meters tall, basically the same height as Tsunade.

   At the age of twelve, Naruto and Erzhuzi looked like children. Itachis of the same age are closer to adults in temperament.

   Uchiha Mai has been fighting in the north and south for several years, and he is in a high position as the deputy minister of Anbu and the second-in-command of Uchiha. His temperament is very close to Itachi.

  The population in the ninja world is a very important resource. All major countries and ninja villages encourage early marriage and early childbearing. The age of fourteen or five is the marriageable age.

   This is somewhat similar to ancient China.

   And because Ninja people have stronger bodies, the total number of cells in the body is twice that of Earth people, even ordinary people are no exception.

   Even in early marriage, miscarriage, premature birth, and stunted baby development are rare.

  For various reasons, the twelve-year-old Uchiha Mai, in Tsunade's eyes, is barely half the opposite sex.

   Being so praised by a handsome young man, most women will feel some joy in their hearts.

   "I really admire you."

   In addition to being overjoyed, Tsunade ruthlessly complained: "Konoha's situation is already in jeopardy, and Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Minato are all fighting **** battles on the front line.

  You still enjoy the leisurely and elegant snow, and use rhetoric to tease me, Obasan, who is in his thirties. "

  Hot knowledge, when women deliberately emphasize their age, they actually want you to say: You are still very young.

  At least for Tsunade with the [Yin Seal], age is a meaningless thing, the only thing it can affect is probably how many years of life are left.

  By adjusting the Yin seal, Tsunade can adjust his appearance at any time and keep his appearance at any age.

   This is not a transformation technique, a shadow clone, but a real thing, keeping the body in that period.

   What's the point of age?

   "Only you are not qualified to say such things."

   Uchiha Mai also complained: "It's not like I haven't fought on the front line. In the whole Konoha, I can't find anyone more leisurely than you.

   Even Ms. Kushina, the girlfriend of Minato-sensei, will do some tasks that do not require leaving the village to subsidize the family. "

The words   tie five and female diaosi are used to describe Tsunade.

   Even though he is one of the three ninjas and comes from a famous family, Tsunade still has a strong female diaosi vibe, often giving people the feeling that they are useless except for having big breasts.

   Tsunade frowned, you didn't hear the point of my words at all, did you?

   Uchiha Mai added: "Also, things like age have no meaning to Tsunade-san, right?

  If you can keep your body and appearance as you were at twenty-two until you die, then you don't need to think about age. "

   Hearing this sentence, Tsunade smiled.

   The two chatted a few more times, and Tsunade suddenly changed the subject and said, "By the way, the old man asked me to ask you one thing."

   "What's the matter?" Uchiha Mai was quite curious.

  The old man in Tsunade's mouth is Sarutobi Hijen. Hokage has absolute authority in Konoha, and Uchiha Mai is the deputy minister of Anbu, the direct subordinate of Hokage.

   Is there any task that cannot be arranged in person and needs to be relayed by Tsunade? And it's "please", not "arrangement".

   "It's not really that important."

   Tsunade pulled the firewood with an iron rod, and with the sound of crackling in the fire, he casually said: "In a few days, it will be the New Year, right?

   In recent years, the merchants of the commercial street have always jointly funded and held a party on New Year's night, which seems to have become a tradition.

   I remember at the first party, you wrote a song for Kakashi and the others to sing, and the response was very good. Your family also sent people to perform fire escape ninjutsu, which is very fancy.

  The old man thinks that this party is very good, and it can wash away the exhaustion of Konoha Ninja for a year.

  Unfortunately, in the next two years, everyone didn't have any creativity, and the performances were not bad from the first one, and everyone was a little tired of watching it.

   Then, the old man said that Konoha had fought for more than two years, and both the ninjas and the people had accumulated deep war weariness in their hearts.

   It's not good if you can't express it if you keep accumulating it. He hopes that you can write a few songs and participate in this year's Village Gala to please everyone's body and mind. "

Oh?

   Uchiha Mai was a little surprised, Sarutobi Hidden had something, and he was able to notice the mental health problems of Konoha Ninja.

  For the troops of various countries in the previous life, all the soldiers who have been on the battlefield will be more or less difficult to integrate into the society after retirement due to psychological problems.

  The active troops will also hold various stress relief activities from time to time to maintain the mental health of the veterans. The most well-known case is that South Korea often arranges various girl groups to perform in the military.

  The medical departments of many football and basketball clubs in the sports world have also added a psychiatrist to relieve the psychological pressure of athletes.

  Konoha's current situation is very critical, at least on the bright side, many ninjas are strained to the limit.

   If there is an excellent performance, it can really soothe the mind of the Konoha ninja and indirectly improve the combat effectiveness.

   "Hokage really looks up to me, and a few more.

   Besides, the Spring Festival is coming soon, so in a few days, if I want to write a few songs, it is a bit difficult for a strong man. "

   Uchiha Mai spit out a sentence.

  Ordinary songwriters who can write a song in a month are considered highly productive.

   Inspiration came, or to write a saliva song that can directly set the melody, it is not impossible to write a song in half a day.

   Tetsuya Komuro and Milk Tea Lun have this kind of strength, and the quality is still above the standard.

  I, Uchiha dance, what virtue and ability, can I be so requested by Hokage? Are you looking too high on me?

   Tsunade was silent for a moment, then said softly: "Actually, an old man who was more than a preschooler told me about this, but I forgot.

   I only remembered when the old man asked me a few days ago. "

  wdnmd!

   "I remembered it a few days ago, so why don't you wait a few days and tell me again on the eve of the Spring Festival?" Uchiha Mai pointed at Tsunade, hating that iron can't be Tsunade.

   "What's the hurry, what's the hurry!?"

   You actually yell at me?

   Tsunade was quite dissatisfied, and said nonchalantly: "A few days earlier and later, what difference does it make!

   Last time Kakashi and the others asked you, you didn't write a song right away.

   Let me tell you now, at your speed, you will be able to write at least 8 songs by the Spring Festival! "

"Different."

   Uchiha Mai shook his head with a headache.

  A lot of Earth's songs can be used if they are copied. Some Chinese songs can be translated into Japanese at most. If you carefully consider the lyrics, the quality of the final product will not be too bad.

   But it's just to make the song. After that, I have to record the accompaniment, record the lip-synching part, and practice the lip-synching, which takes time.

   Even if it's lip-synching, at least you have to be professional, right?

   "I don't care, in short, you have to write the song as soon as possible, and perform it on the evening of the Spring Festival.

  I have already promised the old man, if I end up pulling my hips in this part of yours, wouldn't I be very shameless? "

   Tsunade pouted, not giving Uchiha Mai a chance to defend herself.

   Uchiha Mai can only hehe twice in her heart, when have you ever had such a face?

   But if you write songs and perform, you can.

  The acquisition of fashion value is not only through fighting and pretending, but in all aspects of daily life, fashion value can be obtained.

   and engaging in a side hustle can actually help improve your personal image.

  The Kirabi of Yunyin Village is a crappy rapper, and Jiraiya's sideline is a novelist, so it's reasonable to have a part-time job as an “idol”.

   The current fashion value is probably more than 4700 points, and you can get at least 500 fashion points after one operation, which is just enough for 5000 to draw a lottery.

   "It's okay to write songs, and it's okay to perform in person. But I have a small request."

   Uchiha Mai once again squeezed out an angry gesture from a Korean male, indicating that this is really a small request.

   "You said it." Tsunade listened.

   "In terms of songs, I already have a mental draft, and I can even design a corresponding dance.

   But one of the dance songs needs you to perform. "

   "What do you mean by acting?" Tsunade realized that something was wrong.

   "Sing, dance."

"Snapped!"

   Tsunade was furious, slapped the table with a slap, and scolded Uchiha Mai with his eyebrows: "You are so bold!

   Actually wanting to let the legendary Sannin perform singing and dancing on stage, I have never suffered such grievances. "

   "Crack! Crack!"

   Uchiha Mai, not to be outdone, slapped the table twice, stood up to confront Tsunade, and sneered: "You are Sannin, so I'm not the Deputy Minister of Anbu?

   When you asked me to perform on the stage just now, you looked like it was just like that. "

   Tsunade was speechless.

   After being silent for a long time, Tsunade continued to shirk the blame and said: "No, absolutely not, I can't sing on stage, if I make a fool of myself, it would be too shameful.

   Let Orochimaru and the others know, they will definitely laugh at me. "

"how could be?"

   Uchiha Mai showed a devilish smile, and said in a persuasive manner: "Everyone put on a show at the festival, no one is a professional, just want to be happy.

   What if the performance is not good? This is called realism, and sometimes a person that is too perfect can make others feel pressured.

   Obviously not good at singing and dancing, but in order to inspire the frontline soldiers, he still chose to perform on stage resolutely.

   Think about it carefully, isn't it inspiring? "

  Uchiha Mai used the Dafa of moral kidnapping.

   Tsunade was lost in thought.

   Although he has been laughing and giggling, pretending to be indifferent to the battle situation on the front line, but that is simply because he is suffering from hyperphobia and cannot do anything, so he has to be rotten.

   As the granddaughter of Senju Hasuma, how could he really ignore Konoha?

  If performing on stage can really boost the morale of frontline soldiers, it is not impossible, after all, this is the only thing that can be done for Konoha at present.

   Seeing that Tsunade's resistance has loosened, Uchiha Mai continued to bewitched: "Also, that dance song can be performed by many people.

   Everyone sings and dances together, or one of them sings and everyone dances together.

  Sister Kushina, I'm pulling a few girls from Uchiha Mai. If we go together, there won't be so much shame, right? "

   I want to die together, and everyone is embarrassed together, which means that I am not embarrassed.

   Tsunade struggled for a long time, but finally came down. Reluctantly: "Yes.

   But you have to promise that at least two people will perform with me, don't let me be ashamed of myself.

   And I have to take a look at the songs you wrote first, if the quality is too poor to be worthy of my status, I will definitely not perform on stage. "

   Tsunade has a good abacus.

   If the quality and performance of the works are only pulled by one hip, it is not too embarrassing.

"no problem."

   Uchiha Mai waved his hand and said boldly: "Get a pen and paper, I want to improvise a dance song."

   After Tsunade took the pen and paper, Uchiha Mai took on the posture of a grandfather again, and his eyes signaled Tsunade: "Little girl, hurry up and lay out the paper for the uncle and me."

  Tsuna clenched his small fist tightly, resisted the urge to punch Uchiha Mai, and respected the literary and art workers.

  While Tsunade was researching ink, Uchiha Mai was also thinking about the score of the song.

   For the song, Uchiha Mai has a goal in mind for a long time. It is a Japanese song that once became popular on the Internet. Uchiha Mai remembers all the lyrics and dance moves.

  The only thing that needs to be done now is to write the song according to memory.

   Frankly speaking, Uchiha Mai is looking forward to seeing Tsunade singing and dancing on the stage, performing that dance song.

   (end of this chapter)

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