Unlike Yun Lao Guanzhu, who was so angry that his beard was flying, Yun Da and Yun Er were purely watching the show.
He copied his hands and discussed with the little milk baby.
Yunda: "She sleeps in this second, isn't it the same as Xiaoyun's three years ago?"
Yun Er: "I remember that as long as the master gave a lecture, the younger brother would be sleepy and often punished. Who knows that after many years, he became a watcher and promoted the view of Qingshui. I'm sorry."
The little milk baby sleeps soundly, her big eyes closed tightly, her eyelashes are thick as fans, she is naturally milky, white and tender, but also fleshy and red, especially like a small snack.
"Huhuhu~"
Master Yun Tian couldn't help but yawned.
"It makes me sleepy, and I want to sleep too."
Yun Er felt weird.
He turned his head to look at Junior Brother, and found that Junior Brother was so angry that his chest was ups and downs, and he immediately embraced his nephew.
"When you were a child, you often went to bed when you were attending classes. Why do you feel so angry when you sleep?"
The white beard flew up and down.
Master Yun Laoguan poked the little milk baby in the face.
"Why am I angry? If I really fall asleep, then forget it, she pretended it!"
Yunda, Yuner: "!"
Lao Guanzhu waved his hand to let the two seniors go farther, took out a talisman, and sneered.
"I don't care if you pretend to be asleep or not, with the sleepy charm I made, you will fall asleep for a day. Oh, you can't eat food for three meals a day, but you can smell the fragrance of food."
The predominantly temperamental outlook mainly resorted to tricks.
"At that time, the teacher will specially set up tables and meals in your room, eat in front of your face, and evaluate in front of your face, so that you can smell it..."
"Wow!"
He didn't finish his words. The little nanny who was sleeping asleep directly opened his eyes, rushed over, and pulled his beard.
"Master, you are a badass, how can you think of such a bad move?"
Xiaorou held on to the long beard with his hands.
Yun Laoguan pinched the face of the little milk baby with his backhand.
"Obviously, if you have cracked my fixation technique, you should pretend to sleep, and you are bad too!"
The master and apprentice quarreled.
Yunda and Yuner were amazed.
Yunda: "You can crack Xiaoyunsan's fixation technique at a young age, and you can still get it when you grow up?"
Yun Er's emotion is completely different.
"Junior brother, the more he lives, the more he goes back? Actually he cares about with the child."
Pretending to be asleep, the little milk baby can only sit opposite them obediently, listening to the class with a wrinkled face.
She, the master, did what she said, and when the time came, she really used the sleeping talisman, and she didn't notice it, it would be too miserable!
After Yun Laoguan calmed down, he stroked his beard and continued on.
"The right talent is a teacher. Metaphysics is divided into Fulu, Guxiang, Xiangshu, etc., and each person is good at different fields."
He squinted at Master Yun, who had been watching a good show.
"Like your master, he is best at talisman. He is so good at it that he does not need yellow paper and cinnabar, and he can form a talisman out of thin air, forming a formation, so that the enemy has nowhere to escape."
When he said that, the little milk baby was really impressed.
"In the studio before, did the villain use it once? The sky is full of golden light."
"Yes," Yun Lao Guanzhu nodded toward the senior brother, "show her a demonstration."
Yunda started to take Joe.
"If you ask me to demonstrate, I'll just demonstrate, should I... Ouch!"
When he was holding Joe, Yun Er, who was sitting next to him, directly pinched his face with his hands.
"Let you demonstrate and demonstrate, the more you live, the more verbose?"
Master Yuntian looked at the two juniors sadly.
"When I grow up, the younger brother is really not cute anymore."
He raised his hand to draw a symbol in the void.
In an instant, countless golden runes surrounded him, like a rain of golden runes, and the evil spirits did not invade.
At the moment, Master Yun Tian looked particularly reliable.
The index finger swings.
"go!"
The runes form flying swords all over the sky, heading straight to a certain direction.
"receive!"
The golden rune flew back, lingering beside Master Yun.
The little milk baby stared intently.
Yun Laoguan gave timely explanations.
"In the entire Xuanmen, he is the only one who has reached this level. He was considered the best in the world at that time."
The reliable Master Yun Tian is gone, and the naive Master Yun Tian returned.
He stared at the Third Junior Brother in dissatisfaction.
"My current level is also No. 1 in the world, OK?"
"Not soon."
Yun Laoguan looked at the little milk baby with encouragement.
"Sooner or later, my disciple will replace you and become the number one in the world."
The big eyes sparkled in an instant.
The little nanny nodded busy.
"Yeah, right, Lele will be number one in the world sooner or later!"
Master Yun Tian snorted and ignored the cheeky pair of masters and disciples.
Master Yun Lao continued: "And your second uncle is actually the best at Feng Shui. It takes many years of hard study for others to find dragons and acupuncture points. You also need talents and magic weapons. Your second uncle was amazing when he was young."
Seeing that Yun Er was not on the way, Old Master Yun directly grabbed the opponent's abacus.
"Don't look at the ordinary abacus. It was passed down to him by your master. It can be used to find dragons, not to mention offensive or defensive. He is also number one in the world in this category."
The little milk baby clapped in concert, then tilted her head.
"Then master, what are you good at?"
Xiaorou covered his mouth with his hands, and a vague voice came out.
"Master, you are not good at anything, right? No? No, right?"
Yun Laoguan took a deep breath.
He told himself in his heart that he should not hit the child, but he must use love to influence and educate him.
"The teacher is best at physiognomy, and I have already taught you everything."
However, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, the more dissatisfied Yun Lao Guanzhu's tone became, and he glared at this naughty disciple.
"Otherwise, where do you think your physiognomy skills come from?"
Regardless of whether it is an old master or a little milk baby, physiognomy has basically reached its peak. You only need to look at the palmistry of the person's face to guess many things.
Conjecture but can't say more, otherwise it would not be good to leak too many secrets.
Facing the angry master, the little nanny chose to smile.
She rubbed her face and smiled, "Yes, yes, thanks to Master's good teaching. Master, you have also said that Lele is very good at handling paper, even better than you. Master has nothing to teach Lele."
Little eyes kept slipping towards the restaurant.
The little milk baby touched her belly, intending to run away.
What I heard in the next moment was like a bolt from the blue.
"Yeah, I have nothing to teach," Lao Guanzhu also smiled as she followed her, "So during this time, you will study with two uncles."
Little milk baby: (○o○)
Too surprised, the little milk baby was speechless for a while, waving her little hand wildly.
Master Yun Lao is still making a devilish speech.
"You will learn Fengshui from the second master first, and then you will learn Fulu from the master master later. Since you are proficient in Xiangshu and paper control, you must be proficient in these two points too. Maybe you will be proficient in psychic and inviting gods someday."
Master Yun Laoguan stepped forward and patted his apprentice's brains.
"Master believes in you, you can become an all-rounder, and the first person to be the one who has never been before the Xuanmen!"
The little hand stopped thumping.
The little milk baby looked at the teacher's father pitifully, did not speak, and attacked with cuteness, to the effect that, if you think Lele is so cute, just let Lele go.
Little milk baby: (✪ω✪)
Old Master Yun said indifferently: "No, you must learn."
With a "pop", the little milk baby lay down directly and began to pretend to be dead.
Chapter end
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