Forest Ranger, starting from Picking Up a Lynx Girl Chapter 125 – Chapter 125: Chapter 125 You Actually Wanted to Trick into Marriage

Chapter 125: Chapter 125 You Actually Wanted to Trick into Marriage

The call was from the Semi-Wild Area Management Office of the neighboring reserve.

Madam Mendun'er had gone crazy, bitten a giant panda, and it looked like she was out for blood.

That panda was purely captivity-bred, weaker in combat than Mendun'er, and got beat without being able to fight back at all.

The staff at the wild area had tried everything but couldn't stop Mendun'er, lots of barrier nets had been torn, and now Mendun'er was guarding by the tree, trapping the panda up there for almost six hours already.

Usually, humans wouldn't intervene in conflicts between pandas in the semi-wild area.

But this time, Mendun'er's relentless pursuit gave off a vibe of do-or-die.

Now, the leaders were discussing whether to resort to some method, knock Mendun'er out first, and then rescue the terrified giant panda.

“They blew a sedative dart, but Mendun'er was fearless, and we didn't dare continue in case we hurt her. No choice, Mr. Chen, we had to ask if you might have any ideas.”

The voice from the other side was bitterly frustrated, clearly at wit's end.

What to say? Better hurry over and see what got Madam so riled up—that's the main thing.

The dorm at the conservation center, I'll just stay there next time.

Besides Chen Ying's vehicle, the conservation center had sent people to follow, mainly to treat the injured panda.

We sped all the way and I dozed off a bit in the car, almost stumbled when I got out.

“Brother Ying, can you handle it?”

“I'm good, I'll just wash my face first.”

Found a restroom, scooped up some cold water at the sink, splashed it over my face, and instantly felt refreshed.

The electric cart dropped us at the closest location, then a fifteen-minute walk on foot, and there was Madam gnashing her teeth patting the tree.

The panda clinging tightly to the trunk had a huge body but a weak aura.

“Mendun'er, Madam, what exactly are you up to?”

Didn't dare come too close, fearing Mendun'er wouldn't recognize kin in her fury.

Mendun'er turned around, her face full of fierce anger.

But upon seeing Chen Ying, her rage gradually subsided.

She got up and walked over to Chen Ying, sitting down beside him.

“Hungry, need food.”

When they came in, Chen Ying casually picked up a bag of Little Apples. These were prepared by the staff of the semi-wild area to lure her away, but a fuming Mendun'er didn't even glance at them, her focus locked on the panda in the tree.

Seeing Mendun'er could still communicate, Chen Ying also relaxed, sat down, started petting and feeding her.

“What got you so angry?”

Don't even mention it, just talking about it got Mendun'er all fired up again.

“Are you two-legged beasts sick? I came here looking for a boyfriend, and you brought in a female? And she even dares to steal my food and mocks me for not being gentle and finding no male bear! Pfft! I'll make sure she'll never find a male bear for the rest of her life.”

Chen Ying opened his mouth, then closed it, staring blankly toward the conservation staff.

He took out his cellphone, typing a surreptitious sentence: Why did you guys bring a female bear to Mendun'er?

When Chen Ying relayed the message, the person in charge was also stunned, turning to the staff handling the tasks.

“That bear, the one up in the tree, are you sure it's really male and not female?”

“Male, yeah. Didn't we check during the full moon? Oh, c'mon boss, not another case of wrong gender?”

These sorts of mix-ups weren't uncommon, considering how tricky it can be to determine a giant panda's sex.

Back in the day, Meilan returned to China for a blind date with Five Bears, only to discover that Meilan was a drag queen star, which sentenced Wuyi to a lifetime of unrequited love and a wifeless sentence!

Where would you even begin to claim injustice?

(Rumor has it, Wuyi, who fell for Meilan at first sight, earned the nickname ‘Five Yan Clan.')

That whole farcical mix-up even angered the fierce Grandma Mendun'er, causing a huge loss.

Chen Ying finally soothed Mendun'er and was walking it to the other side to facilitate the others who were lowering the beat-up giant panda from the tree for a physical check.

After pacifying Grandma Mendun'er, she seemed ready to leave.

“There aren't any handsome male bears here. Are you deceiving me?”

“Cross my heart, I'd deceive anyone but you. How about this? I'll first collect some photos and pheromones of handsome bears, and after you make your choice, we can arrange a meeting. How does that sound?”

Mendun'er lay back, frustrated, and sprawled out while staring up at the sky.

Why was finding a male bear so hard? All it wanted was someone good-looking, strong, and big. Was that too much to ask?

Chen Ying heard its muttering and couldn't resist giving its cheeks a vigorous rub.

“You didn't say that initially.”

He patted its soft, bouncy belly, “Who was it that initially said, as long as he's handsome, it's fine?”

Mendun'er turned its head away from Chen Ying, grunting for a while, “That was before, you also have to consider the kids. If his fighting ability is too poor, how is he going to conquer territories?”

“Yeah, right, like that bear, when I beat him up, he couldn't even fight back. In the wild, he'd probably be forced by other bears, with no strength to choose his own kids' dad.”

Seriously, you wild folk really play hard.

After the wildlife staffers brought the bear back and had sent him a message, Chen Ying finally stood up, patting Mendun'er's belly.

“I was up all night, can't hang on, gonna get some sleep. I'll come check on you later.”

“Off you go, I'm going to sleep too, I'm dead tired.”

Mendun'er turned over, found some bamboo to eat, and then chose a satisfying large tree, climbed up, and settled down comfortably, snuggling against a branch and sleeping soundly.

Once sure that Grandma wasn't in a foul mood anymore, Chen Ying left carrying an apple bag.

“How is it, that panda okay?”

“It's just some external injuries, but its face got bitten and got slashed with a scar—likely disfigured.”

The staff member seemed helpless, “We've already arranged for a DNA sample identification, should have results by tomorrow.”

Who would have thought, this panda always displaying male characteristics, turns out to be a sister!

It's downright marriage fraud.

No wonder Grandma Mendun'er got so upset, she was here for matchmaking, not to find a girlfriend.

Even imagining it myself feels utterly annoying.

Chen Ying sympathetically patted his arm, “There's another thing, might need to trouble you guys. Mendun'er's wild nature is strong, just setting it up like this for a blind date, chances of success are not high. I think we can take a leaf out of that Black Panther's dating scheme, shoot some clips, collect some pheromones for Mendun'er to choose.”

Eligible pandas are scarce and those convenient to transfer even more so. Chen Ying's proposal, although a test of patience, actually turned out to be cost-effective.

“But with Mendun'er's temperament, can it listen to us?”

“No worries, you prepare on your end, and I'll come assist when it's time.”

With Chen Ying's assurance, the staff member was half relieved.

Today, with Grandma so angry, the moment Chen Ying appeared and spoke a few words, it calmed down, clearly showing its different attitude towards Chen Ying.

Another day of envying Chen, Druid Ying.

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