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Dragonborn Saga 66 Seven of Us, Thirty of Them, Almost a Fair Fight!

[A/N: I am not that great with 3rd Person POV so I will use multiple POVs in 1st Person. Tell me what you think about it.]

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[Jon's POV]

We packed all what looked of value and gathered the bodies around. Unlike the game, bodies rot, and people piss themselves when they die, so we will burn them.

What I found really exciting was a necromancy tome called 'Corpse Explosion'. I just couldn't help but grin when I saw it. This spell is just too evil, I opened the first few pages and wanted to try it so bad but it would take few hours of trial and error to get it done.

Other that the large amounts of money we found. We got some jewelry and spell scrolls as well as some pieces of fancy gear, and few filled Black Soul Gems. Also some Magic Staves, I took a liking on a certain Flame Staff.

'Magic Staves' in the Elder Scrolls games were different from other staves in most games and are not really anything practical. Just imagine them as a tool to cast the same damn spell repeatedly without costing you Magicka until the energy of the staff is depleted. I always thought that was impractical and not much different than Magic Scrolls.

As if heaven heard my plea, the staves in real life are not that miserable. They are Magical Weapons that are based on 'Aspects'!

Which means if a staff is enchanted with 'Flame Aspect' then it can cast any flame spell depending on its own energy and the knowledge of the caster! Neat, isn't it?

This is also much better than having some random folk carrying staves and think of themselves as mages. And also would make staves have a different use than 'Magic Scrolls'.

This would also make famous staves much more powerful from the ones in the game.

[A/N: And also you people can stop asking about the Wabbajack, Staff of Magnus, Sanguine Rose, The Skull of Corruption. They will have better functions based on their unique style.]

We gathered what we have and started counting the loot.

This was good! We will be rich for some time now.

After we distributed the loot into smaller sacks we can carry on our backs, the other things that had value but we can't carry were kept in a chest and buried in one corner in the room! Felt like pirates from those movies.

Now let's leave this cave.

The last room in the cave had its own passage to the first room we came in. That two leveled cave room from before.

We had to jump a wall like eight meters but it wouldn't look good if we landed wrong.

"Okay ladies. 'Featherfall'! Who is going first?" I evoked 'Featherfall' while saying that.

"Feather.. what?"

"A spell that makes the fall lighter and slower. Hurry up! Jull, show those ladies how it's done."

I cast it on Jull and she jumped the eight meters and landed slowly like a feather!

The guys lost their marbles after they saw it and started fighting on who to go first! Sure, this spell felt wonderful. Just like a parachute. Everyone and their mothers lose their marbles over them.


After getting done with it, we headed back to the entrance but...

'Tek Tek Tek Tek Tek Tek Tek....'

"Shit!"

My face became yellow and my head felt light. I couldn't even count how many sounds my 'Alarm' spell made in my head.

"What's the matter?" Mjoll asked.

"We've got company!"

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[Knut's POV]

I stood outside the cave with my men after we got the report from that weasel in Dawnstar. The place we stood at was a wall of ice that overlooked the passage to Hob's Fall Cave. We saw clearly what can go in and out from here.

Beside me, was that weasel and his boys. How can he be so short and slimy, yet call himself a Nord?

"Are you sure it was him?" I asked.

"Absolutely Captain Knut! A kid came to Dawnstar and hired a crew for his ship! His name is Jon Dare as the message from that puppet said!" The weasel said.

"Those guys are supposed to take care of him! But you said he had people when he entered?"

"Yes Captain! Seven of them!"

"Those dirty cultists can deal with that just fine. What of that ship of his?"

"I saw it over the coast there but it sailed away after that guy got down with his men!"

"Idiot! Why didn't you send one of your men after it? If we captured it the leader will be pleased! Now all we need is that brat's head. Send some of your scouts to talk with the cultists before the sun sets. I want to be back at the sea in an hour."

"Yes, yes Captain!"

We got wind of that bastard, I thought he would take the land road and came all the way from Dawnstar to greet him here but to think he took the sea!

Now he is cornered like a rat.

Hehe! I'll show you the fate of those who mingle with the Blood Horkers' business.

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[Jon's POV]

Seven 'Spectral Owls' of mine surveyed the sky.

"I think this is going to be tough!"

"How many Captain?" Ongeim asked.

"Thirty something."

The faces around me got paled.

"Come on! It's Seven of us, Thirty of them, almost a fair fight! Haha!" I joked with them to ease the mood.

I thought for a second and came up with something!

"Good news is, they didn't find our ship. Better news is, we will make one hell of an escape. I have a plan."

They looked at me as if they saw their lord and savior.

"You three, run back to that room and bring that big smooth wooden table and all the ropes you can find! You have five minutes. Jull, Ongeim, Mjoll. Three men will be coming from this passage. Invite them in as you are cultists then kill them cleanly with no drop of blood. I will stay here and prepare."

I have a big plan in mind. One that needs a lot of preparations, I will put all my power into the next spells I am going to cast.

First, I was already low on juice so I drank a Magicka Potion and felt my body overflow with Magicka.

The next step was to make sure about that the enemies' movements, I covered the area above them with few 'Familiar Falcons'. I can get information of what my conjured Familiars see but not clearly so I had to get the best veiw possible.

The enemies actually had a ship too and it was away from mine thankfully. Still, this confirmed that they are pirates.

I was far from done. My potion bag had a side pocket and it was had few 'Alchemist's Fire Flasks' given to me by Nurina. I took them out and put them neatly aside.

Few seconds later, the three boys brought the big table I asked for.

"Now flip it on its top, tie the ropes there and there, don't let them get loose... You call yourself a sailors! My mother can do ties better than this."

I instructed them around while cracking jokes, these guys were nervous.

"Now, ladies! Watch the magic."

I evoked a spell on my hands and put a lot if Magicks into them.

After the cast, the void formed and three firy creatures appeared.

"Taraa! Three Beautiful Flame Atronach Horses. Now tie them to the table."

The boys looked at each other and didn't want to believe what they saw.

"The Captain is just too glorious! He can scare the whole inn when his mood changes, knows stuff about treasures no one heard before, can shout the legendary 'War Cry', and now can summon horses we haven't seen before!"

"I also heard that the Captain can use the Thu'um!"

"Just do what he said or you will make him angry."

These rude fellows are actually starting to lose it.

Anyway, our glider was ready in no time.

Jull and co. brought back three corpses and put them in front of me.

"By the Gods!" Ongeim and Mjoll lost it when they saw the horses.

"Get me the bodies, I can only use two of them."

"Use?" Mjoll asked.

"Look, this is a desperate time! I will have to perform a forbidden ritual just for the sake of getting us out of here! I will use some of that... Necromancy." I said with a grim face. Nothing but an act though.

"What?" The people around me got scared.

"This magic always comes with a price if I am not a Daedra worshiper. So, I will have to suffer the consequences but it will be worth it when we make it out alive, all of us. I'll be able to hold on for an hour then I might collapse. When I do, Jullanar, please take care of me."

To the public, Necromancy is a foul ritual that only get done by people of evil. If I performed it normally in front of them, they will take the wrong image of me and may cause harm to the reputation of the College later.

"Jon, please don't do it! You might not survive it. The lady told me..."

Jullanar joined the act perfectly. She talked in front of others with ease and made it look dramatic. This evil minion of mine is the best follower ever.

"I am sorry Jull, if you can at least make it then it will be all worth it." Making a touchy scene was an easy task! I read some shojou novels at some point so I knew the tricks around this genre!

Now from the mage who will perform a dark ritual to the hero who will save the day.

I stood on two corpses, evoked 'Reanimate' and charged. I focused on the effects a bit to manipulate the hue and create a strong blue light with the spell.

I tried to make my voice as rough as possible, or as rough as Morbagog. Theb started chanting a deathmetal song from my past life.

"I call upon the ancient demons of Underworld, to bring forth this beast, aaaand.. Awaken, Awaken, Awaken, Awaken! Take the land, the must be taken. Awaken, Awaken, Awaken, Awaken! devour.. worlds.. smite.. forsaken....."

[A/N: This song is 'Batmetal Forever'. Those who did not watch it, I don't know what you are doing with your lives, just go watch it now.]

I was barely trying to hold myself from laughing. Jullanar who always hid her face behind a cover and under a hood was holding her breath with her hand and her shoulders were shaking. I know she was also holding it hard. Mjoll came and kept patting Jull's back.

I finally finished the first verse of the song and cast the spell.

God... I almost farted from holding the laughter.

Two corpses were surrounded with blue light and started to stand up, they looked scary.

This was my first time doing that on a human corpse. I always practiced this spell on mice and skeevers.

There are many differences between Necromancy and Conjuration and the most important one is 'Control'. One can control reanimated Undead much easier than conjured Daedra.

Daedra are living beings with egos and feelings, so much alive that you can communicate with the intelligent ones of them, one can also converse with the conjured Dremora freely. All of that made their control a bit of a hurdle. Atronachs are elemental deadra that are much easier than Dremora who are living speaking ones. If a mage can conjure a Dremora, then bounding it needs a lot of power but it's always worth it. Dremora are fearsome and proud fighters.

Undead are beings that are controlled by a fake soul that gets created by the necromancer. That's why Necromancy sometimes falls under the Aspect of Soul. However, the fake soul actually destroys the body as long as it is not perfect, until it reaches the point of disintegrating all the flesh and turning the undead from a zombie into a skeleton. The better the fake soul was casted, the more the zombie form would last. If it was a Thrall spell then the fake soul would be formed into something akin to perfection and doesn't disintegrate the body for a long time. All in all, controlling an Undead is a piece of cake as they have no life or ego compared to summoning a high grade Daedra.

That's why the Necromancy is so popular. I can control seven undead now but only three daedra.

Back to the present, my two zombies stood and their dead faces.

"Jull, please put a 'Fire Rune' spell on each that explodes remotely. After that hide these flasks in their pockets."

It's not that I was having a problem or anything, it's just that controlling two Undead and three Horse Atronachs was somewhat not easy. I have to trap these pirates and everything should look perfect.

The sun was setting but it was still dangerous for undead to walk under it. They had to be hid from sunlight perfectly.

After Jullanar was done, the Undead walked as I commanded and reached the entrance if the cave.

Everyone was ready on the table glider holding their blades and bows, this will be so much FUN!

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[Knut's POV]

This is taking a lot of time!

The shitty cultists are having trouble or something?

I want to end this and hurry up to the sea, I get 'landsick' if I am not on my ship.

Finally, two of them went out and waved for us to come. Did those cultists get wiped out or something?

What a pain!

I took my men and walked around the wall for a minute or two.

This cave is gloomy as ever. Fits those Daedra worshippers and their air.

As we reached the cave, these two weasels didn't even say anything and stood there! Did they catch 'Brainrot' or something?

One of my men went ahead to teach them a lesson! Why would I care anyway!

"Why aren't you two talking? Say som... WHAT IS..."

Something happened? These two are attacking?

Wait! The became undead? What's going on?

The two undead ran at our flanks but it felt unnatural! They are being controlled skillfully!

It felt dangerous!

"Pin them down! And destroy them quickly!" I said what my instincts told me. Something very fishy is happening.

I was right!

Something happened!

I saw light and fire eating my men after words!

Fire exploded from the undead!

Evil! Green! Fire!

I couldn't hear it!

No, I can't hear anything!

My ears are ringing.

I can't even stand straight.

I was blown away.

My men! Torn apart! Everywhere!

I, I survived!

I called and called!

Only screams answered me.

Half of my men were swallowed by fire! The other half got blown away!

I was lucky!

"Gather up! Help them!"

I shouted for the men that were blown away, but just like me, they could barely stand.

"Captain! This is 'Alchemists' Fire'! We need to run! Its fumes are poisonous!"

"I am not abandoning my men!"

Yes, I will never abandon them!

Like that day!

Against that woman!

"Captain! Somethin... Something is coming!"

One of my men pushed my away!

He said something is coming? What more?

I was pushed but I saw something!

Horses!

No! Demons!

Fire Demons!

Pulling something!

Am I seeing things?

A bunch of boys being pulled by Fire Demons!

Is this all a nightmare?

The man who pushed me was slashed at by a boy.

Wait!

That boy!

With red hair! With blue eyes?

Just like them!

Just like her!

He is..

HE IS...

"FIRE-MANE!"

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[Jon's POV]

A grand explosion sounded!

I used the best bomb flasks on that one!

'Alchemist's Fire' a green poisonous fire that burns all organic matters and make poisonous fumes! These were made by Nurina and I had every urge to try them.

Now deep from the cave I could peek at the glorious explosion!

As the undead were destroyed, I could at last put better control at the Horse Atronachs and start the run.

I also cast 'Bound Spear' which gave me a two and a half meters long daedric spear with a glave like blade.

The horses ran and the glider began making noise.

"Hoohoooo! Let's show these fucktards!"

"Go Captain!"

"Captain Jon! Forever!"

Everyone was hyped for this escape. I was hyped the most!

I aimed at a large man that appeared like the leader and wanted his head but one of his men pushed him and took the slash instead.

Fine by me!

I felt the spear was less practical this way so I dispelled it and used 'Chain Lightning' instead.

The narrow passage to the cave which was filled with pirates now became much clearer and we passed them beautifully.

After the end of the passage, I turned the horses right and continued the run on the wasteland of snow beside the coastline! The Flame Atronach Horses showed their true might in an open space.

A three horse power table glider on snow was not something to mess around with! I don't know if it existed or not but I'll call this the 'Nordic War Glider' that was inspired from the 'Egyptian War Chariot'.

"Captain! Aren't we going to signal the ship to bring us a boat?" Ongeim shouted!

"You are so old school! I'll show you how I did things in Riften!"

I fixed the glider to a certain direction, the place where whe hid the ship in.

It is a place with a high piece of land with a steep cliff that will block the view from the land and had a high rock on the opposite side in water that will block the view from the sea.

Now I am heading towards the cliff.

"Now, Ladies! Make sure that your sacks are tied very well to your backs! This will get crazy!"

I started casting a certain spell on my crew. They took no time in recognizing it.

"Featherfall!" Mjoll realized what was happening and opened her eyes widely. I couldn't help but smile!

The Horse Atronachs ran to the cliff and everyone started shouting!

My next instructions were about how to jump from the sides just when the table glider is midair.

As the horses were about to reach the edge, I 'Banished' them and jumped to the side, and so the rest did. It was really a parachute spell! People can get addicted to this feeling.

As we jumped, the table glider, taken by its speed flied to the other side and fell into the water.

Trudvar and the sailors were alerted by it and looked up to see us skydiving!

One can control the direction of the fall slightly so it all went well. Even though we were jumping from a thirty meters cliff. Everyone landed safely and I landed with a style.

"Move your asses right now! Pirates on our six. Those who laze will get 'Ice Bucket Challenge'. Store the loot. Release the sails by order. We have good winds. Run for it you dogs, HAHAHA!." I gave a series of orders under the effect of Adrenaline. Everyone was running around.

My only fear was the pirates getting to their ship and chasing us.

I gave them a good beating but I don't think it was enough to cripple them completely especially when that leader survived my attack.

Now, let's just head to the sea! My ship is fast and can maneuver in shallow water unlike theirs.

I guided the ship out of the narrow area with my 'Scan' and sailed fast into the sea. I was not leaving any thing for fate as I always kept the area around the ship under surveillance.

After an hour, a ship appeared at our six. I am sure the pirates are coming seeking blood.

I was prepared for the bitter battle to come, I can't allow their big ship to come near to mine. This would bring me a disaster.

I am not sure how many of their fighting force left but I still have many tricks in my sleeve.

"Fire-Mane Boy! I WILL KILL YOU, I'LL BURN YOUR BONES AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!"

Dafuq! Who is that?

That Captain I failed to kill! I guess he found out my identity. Don't know how, but I am not letting you off now!

"Ongeim! Go between these rocks. Make them follow us there.

"Yes Captain!"

"Jull, Bring that Flame Staff that we looted and a Soul Gem."

She nodded and ran.

I started using 'Scan' on a wide range and detected all the obstacles under and above the water. My ship was sailing around the small rocks like a fish.

The Pirates took their time but they followed us when they thought we may escape on land.

"Now back to the sea, do it slowly, let them catch up for now!"

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[Knut's POV]

A Fire-Mane!

A damn Fire-Mane!

I will never forgive these bastards!

They will pay!

That woman shall pay!

This boy too!

Just like her!

Fourteen years ago!

She burned my men with the same smile.

This crazed smile!

I'll kill this brat!

And that woman too!

Then all of 'em Fire-Manes!

I'll burn them alive.

"Gaaaaaah! Catch them already! Why is that piece of trash is sailing in shallow water! AFTER THEM!"

I'll never let you go! Even beyond the gates of Oblivion!

"They are slowing down Captain! This must be a trap!"

"They can't trap us in water! AFTER THEM! RAM THEIR SHIP!"

We are finally beside them.

Now, where will you go kid?

Hehehe!

"CAREFUL!"

"THE FOREMAST! NO!"

"WATCH OUT CAPTAIN!"

What was that?

What is that?

The mast? Flying away?

"NO! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"

"Captain! The ship is stuck between rocks!"

"They are casting magic Captain!"

"GAAAH! YOU ALL ARE TRASH! Wha.. What is that??"

I saw fire!

This is not from the kid's direction!

It came from the sky.

Dammit!

Fuckin... Fire... Manes...

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[Jon's POV. A minute earlier!]

"They are catching up Captain?"

"Perfect! Make them come to our right side."

"They will ram us Captain."

"Let them try!"

Now, they are beside us and planning to ram us!

Sigh!

Those pirates will have it hard.

Well! Sorry not sorry!

"FUS RO DAH!"

I aimed the 'Unrelenting Force' shout at their foremast.

The pirate ship took a strong turn to the right and crashed hard into some rocks near the shoreline. The foremast got blown away and a strong sounds of wood being broken sounded.

This was a crippling move now to the last phase!

"Jull, the things!"

She gave me the Flame Staff and the Soul Gem.

My plan was to give them a rain of 'Fireballs'. I wanted to use the staff because I have used a lot of Magicka today and I was actually exhausted after the last shout.

Using the staff was simple, it's just an extention to one's own hand.

Here we go! Chaaaarge and Cast! Perfect!

Once again! Char...

KABOOM!!

"MOMMY! What was that?"

Did any one hear that embarrassing scream!

"Jon! Look!" Jull said and pointed at the pirate ship.

"Holy Baby Talos!"

The ship exploded?

This was just one 'Fireball'! Not even overcharged!

What the hell?

Was that ship loaded with explosive?

Don't tell me! Is it this Staff?

What in Oblivion is going on?

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[Tyr's POV]

Oh boy! He did it again!

This Jon is just this annoying!

I guess we have two annoying Jons now! They are more annoying than each other.

"Say Old Tyr! Are all of your clansmen that nuts?"

Glemt my old friend is just standing there spouting nonsense too. He is a monster on Jonrad's level too. Why is he branding the family as nuts?

Actually, we are!

But my relative and brother-in-law Jonrad, as well as my sister Hilda, and their son Jonhild are completely on another level of nuts!

Sigh!

"Nicely done Old Jon!" Glemt said welcoming back our troublemaker.

"Was it really necessary, The kid was handling it just fine!" I couldn't help but complain.

"Relax! It would have been troublesome if someone returned alive to the Blood-Sails!" Old Jon said, "It would be a problem if they sent someone to investigate!"

Right! After that act from fourteen years ago. We can't afford to give the Clans any wind about Young Jon. Not until he becomes able enough.

This kid is dead to the rest of the world.

Once they know he is still alive! Even our allies will turn against us!

But I think the kid won't disappoint us! I have never seen anyone escape from pirates on a table before.

"Fufufu!" Glemt was laughing softly but Jonrad and I understood what he was laughing at. After all, he did that 'Scry' spell to show us everything that happened in the cave.

"Hahaha!" I laughed too.

"Hahaha! My boy is just too good!" Even Jonrad was laughing hard.

"Haha! Fine friends, we had fun this year."

"Yeah, where will we find you next year, Glemt?"

"I'll go around Skyrim for a while and visit Laaneth and Old Fultheim later. He is at that Nightgate village right?"

"Yeah!"

"Well, see you there then!"

Glemt turned around and just walked!

Sigh!

What a simple guy!

"Back home we go, Old Jon?"

"Yeah! It has been years!"

Chapter end

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Chapter 607
Chapter 606
Chapter 605
Chapter 604
Chapter 603
Chapter 602
Chapter 601
Chapter 600
Chapter 599
Chapter 598
Chapter 597
Chapter 596
Chapter 595
Chapter 594
Chapter 593
Chapter 592
Chapter 591
Chapter 590
Chapter 589
Chapter 588
Chapter 587
Chapter 586
Chapter 585
Chapter 584
Chapter 583
Chapter 582
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Chapter 580
Chapter 579
Chapter 578
Chapter 577
Chapter 576
Chapter 575
Chapter 574
Chapter 573
Chapter 572
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Chapter 570
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Chapter 568
Chapter 567
Chapter 566
Chapter 565
Chapter 564
Chapter 563
Chapter 562
Chapter 561
Chapter 560
Chapter 559
Chapter 558
Chapter 557
Chapter 556
Chapter 555
Chapter 554
Chapter 553
Chapter 552
551 Septimus the Fool
550 A Lifetime Ago
549 The Eye of Magnus
548 House Dare Rises
547 Dance like Fire
546 You are not my Enemy
545 The Dragon and the Tower
544 Battle for Winterhold 3 : Victorious
543 Battle for Winterhold 2 : Wulfur Strikes Back
542 Battle For Winterhold 1 : The True Enemy
541 Enemies from all Corners
540 The Eye
539 Sincerely
538 Good Jull, Crazy Jull
537 High Profile Pain in the Ass
536 High Hrothgar
535 A NEW HAND TOUC... *mute*
534 Attack on Thalmor
533 Side Questing
532 Many Ideas of the Dov
531 Nahagliiv
530 The Real Army of Jon Dare
529 The Princess and the Lawyer
528 Thank you and Fuck off
527 Spy? Not Spy?
526 I am too Sober for this Shi
525 Dinner, Bath or maybe… Me?
524 What We Have in Store
523 Her Son
522 Chaos 3 : Into the Abyss
521 Chaos 2 : The Adventures of Bitch & Dumbass
520 Chaos 1 : Blank Space
519 Lord, Land & Family
518 Explaining the Politics
517 The Man, the Myth, the Fucking Legend
516 Identity Incognita
515 Dragon Rising 7
514 Dragon Rising 6
513 Dragon Rising 5
512 Dragon Rising 4
511 Dragon Rising 3
510 Dragon Rising 2
509 Dragon Rising 1
508 Bleak Fall Barrow
507 Rescuing Helgen
506 Unbound 2
505 Unbound 1
504 Tropic Thunder 2
503 Tropic Thunder 1
502 Meanwhile Back Home 2
501 Meanwhile Back Home 1
500 The Battle of Death March 16, 17, 18, 19, 2end0
499 The Battle of Death March 12, 13, 14, 15
498 The Battle of Death March 10, 11
497 The Battle of Death March 7, 8, 9
496 The Battle of Death March 5, 6
495 The Battle of Death March 3, 4
494 The Battle of Death March 1, 2
493 Powering the Blade
492 Myr
491 The Ansei Wards 3, 4, 5
490 The Ansei Wards 2 : The Return of the Huntress
489 The Ansei Wards 1
488 Legends 4
487 Legends 3 : Towards Fate
486 Legends 2 : Finding Laaneth
485 Legends 1 : Odd Fate
484 Beth's Prophecy
483 Jon Dare Going Wild... er
482 Results and Power up
481 The Elephant in the Room
Chapter 480
479 The Heis
478 A Task from Boethiah
477 General Cassia
476 Breaking the Siege
475 Before The Storm
474 The Visions
473 Jon and Kareem
472 The Siege of Stros M'kai 5, 6 : By the Powers I Was Granted
471 The Siege of Stros M'kai 3, 4 : Senseless Battle
470 The Siege of Stros M'kai 2 : Beginning of the Mayhem
469 The Siege of Stros M'kai 1
468 The Truth Behind Everything
467 Little Boethiah
466 Stros M'kai
465 Xikil's Airlines
464 A Night in a Tree
463 Investigation
462 Jon vs an Ancestor
461 Martial Exchange
460 The Crazy Green Lady Bitch
459 The Enraged Woman
458 Towards The Last Labour
457 Be Careful What You Wish For
456 Lus
455 Troll Head
454 Chasing the Curse
453 Dealing with Sheogorath
452 The Cursed Disease
451 Trouble in Elsweyr
450 Desert Wind
449 It Is Time to Let Go
448 Abyss 6
447 Abyss 4, 5
446 Abyss 3
445 Abyss 2
444 Abyss 1
443 Shadow's Secrets
Chapter 442
Chapter 441
Chapter 440
Chapter 439
Chapter 438
Chapter 437
436 The Grand Champion
435 Jon vs Darius 2
434 Jon vs Darius 1
433 Conclusion and Planning
432 The Arena 5, 6 : Spamming Master-ranked Spells
431 The Arena 4 : Undercurrents
430 The Arena 3
429 The Arena 1, 2
428 Making a Scene
427 Cyrodiil
426 Long Live the Queen - A Coin for your Trouble
Chapter 425
Chapter 424
Chapter 423
Chapter 422
Chapter 421
Chapter 420
Chapter 419
Chapter 418
Chapter 417
Chapter 416
Chapter 415
Chapter 414
Chapter 413
Chapter 412
Chapter 411
Chapter 410
Chapter 409
408 The Fifth Labour 3, 4 : The Khajiiti Job
407 The Fifth Labour 1, 2 : Morag Tong
406 Gecko, Polyjuice
405 Sinnerman
404 Goodbye
403 Love Till Sunse
402 Vows Under the Twiligh
401 The Wedding
400 Political Drama 5 : The Last Ac
399 Political Drama 3 4 : The Sassy Jon
398 Political Drama 2 : A Million Gold Septims
397 Political Drama 1 : Judgemen
396 Aftermath
395 Battle End 2 : Blade of Mercy
394 Battle End 1 : Blade of Slaughter
393 Demigod
392 Above Mundus
391 The Battle of Winterhold 8 and 9
390 The Battle of Winterhold 7 : Aetherial Tribulation
389 The Battle of Winterhold 6 : Reinfrocements
388 The Battle of Winterhold 5 : Hour of the Wall Fall
387 The Battle of Winterhold 4 : Hour of the Deaf
386 The Battle of Winterhold 3 : A Dreadful Star
385 The Battle of Winterhold 2 : The Queen of Winterhold
384 The Battle of Winterhold 1 : Cooking Madness
383 Preparations
382 Fuck Off
381 Skyrim's Most Wanted
380 Hiring a Mercenary
Chapter 379
378 A Happy Ending
377 Pride
376 Jon vs. Daedric Titan
375 The Battle of the Hollow City
374 The Castle of the Dead
373 The Black Forge
372 Kyne's Tears
371 Sir Cadwell
370 The Elder of Coldharbour
369 Saving Xikil
368 Escaping Castle Volkihar
367 Blood Attack
366 Think He'll Hold a Grudge?
365 The Unfortunate Dremora
364 Preparation for Battle
363 Beauty and the Beas
362 A List of Demands
361 The Fourth Labour
360 Information Gathering
359 Among the Vampires
358 Clash of the Titans
357 Evil to Evil
356 Chaos 4 : Blood Eagle
355 Chaos 3 : Jon's Wrath
354 Chaos 2
353 Chaos 1
352 No One Escapes Cidhna Mine
351 Blood Party
350 The Party Starts
349 A Cat's Tail of Trouble
348 Developmen
347 100 Kills
346 Unusal Friendship
345 A Deal with the Devil
344 Aftermath
343 The Four Disasters of the Battle of Kolskeggr Bridge
342 See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil
341 Hedge Magic
340 Unexpected Help
339 Unwanted Visitor
338 Good New, Bad News
337 Escape
336 Azura
335 Break
334 Gains
333 Anxiety
332 Trapped
331 Confusion
330 Crisis
329 Supernova
328 Under Siege
327 Alaric
326 The Labour
325 Have Begun
324 The Assembly 6, 7
323 The Assembly 5
322 The Assembly 4
321 The Assembly 3
320 The Assembly 2
319 The Assembly 1
318 A Night at the Sea
317 Jade Skin
316 Loose Ends
315 Thor and Idun
314 Delivering
313 The Spokesman
312 El Diablo 12 : How Tastes Your Meat?
311 El Diablo 11 : Escaping New Sheoth
310 El Diablo 10 : Tasks and Rewards
309 El Diablo 9 : Completely Insane!
308 El Diablo 8 : Jon vs. The Mad God
307 El Diablo 7 : New Sheoth
306 El Diablo 6
305 El Diablo 5 : The Road of Madness
304 El Diable 4 : The Graveyard
303 El Diablo 3 : Welcome to the Isles
302 El Diablo 2 : Isha
301 El Diablo 1 : The Missing Groom
300 Pieces of the Pas
299 Wulfur's Invitation
298 New Anuic Energy Source
297 Silus Vesuius
296 Armor for the Huntress
295 The Offical Third
294 New Technology
293 Black Book : Untold Legends
292 Mad Ideas
291 The Companions in Neo Saarthal
290 The Dilemma of Akara and Ysolda
289 Schemes in Dark Place
288 Torygg's Council 2
287 Torygg's Council 1
286 An Interesting Visitor
285 Redheads
284 She Likes It Rough +18
283 Cold War
282 Shadow Agents
281 Solving Problems
280 Hunting the Huntress
279 Bubble Bu
278 Ysolda's Tough Lesson
277 Star-Sung
276 Back to Whiterun
275 Froki, Kyne's Sacred Trial, Lukthur
274 From Summerse
273 Unlocking Stuff
272 The Skeleton Key
271 Catatoskr 8
270 Catatoskr 7 : The Heis
269 Catatoskr 6 : The Saintess
268 Catatoskr 5 : A Grelod Breakou
267 Catatoskr 4 : The Crimes of the Red Ca
266 Catatoksr 3 : The Thieves Guild
265 Catatoskr 2 : The Ragged Flagon
264 Catatoskr 1 : Homecoming
263 Gleam
262 Kill the Witches
261 Greed
260 The Ritual of Healing
259 A New Healing Magic
258 I Don't Mind A Bit Tickling
257 My name is Jon Dare and this is my Class
256 Politics, Peace, Friendship
255 Rise in the East 5 : Voice Masters
254 Rise in the East 4 : The Dark Matter
253 Rise in the East 3 : Attack!
252 Rise in the East 2 : The Shadow Realm
251 Rise in the East 1
250 Private/Business Affairs
249 A New Flee
248 The Little Spy Girl
247 Back Home: Thief of the Star
246 Krilon
245 Bloodskal 3 : Zahkriisos
244 Bloodskal 2 : Blade and Aura
243 Bloodskal 1 : Raven Rock Mine
242 Kagrumez Ruins
241 Fahlbtharz Ruins
240 A Bit of Peace
239 Death-Brand 2 Alina Moonblade vs Haknir Deathbrand
238 Death-Brand 1 The Trove
237 White Ridge: The Story of Servos
236 White Ridge Spiders
235 New Progress
234 Night Talk
233 The Wereca
232 Full Moons Nigh
231 Rewards of Kolbjorn Barrow
230 The Tale of Ahzidal
229 Ahzidal's Artifacts
228 The Pilgrimage End : Acquiring the Blessings
227 The Pilgrimage 5 : Dual Cultivation +18
226 The Pilgrimage 4 : Opportunity
225 The Pilgrimage 3 : The Rituals of Earth and Beasts
224 The Pilgrimage 2 : Bjorna and the Swimmer
223 The Pilgrimage 1 Bitch Better Have My Shawarma
222 A New Possibility
221 To The Skaal Village
220 Breakthrough
219 Taking Fort Frostmoth
218 The First Phase
217 Put A Fork In It 2 : Found Ou
216 Put A Fork In It 1 : Drunk
215 A Fork For Your Thoughts
214 Wulfur Loves Forks
213 Into Raven Rock
212 Manners Maketh Man
211 Lovers' Trip
210 To A New Adventure
209 Against The Thalmor 4 : Horror of the Skull
208 Against The Thalmor 3
207 Against The Thalmor 2
206 Against The Thalmor 1
205 The Haven Cube Unlocked
204 The Glorious Threesome +18
203 Mask of the Fire Keeper
202 Recruiting A Master Alchemis
201 Overwhelming With Science
200 Shadow Magic
199 Nefertiti's Magic
198 The Fall of Vittoria Vici +18... maybe +21
197 The Demands 2
196 The Demands 1
195 Vittoria Vici
194 Visitors
193 Beyond Good and Bad.
192 House Dare Assemble!
191 The Return
190 Into Quagmire End : The Temple of Vaermina
189 Into Quagmire 6 : A Dame To Kill For
188 Into Quagmire 5 : What Jon May Actually Fear!
187 Into Quagmire 4 : Nefertiti's Human Form and Lord Commander Jull
186 Into Quagmire 3 : HOOMAN!
185 Into Quagmire 2 : A Drunk Realm of Oblivion
184 Into Quagmire 1 : Wait... What?!
183 Nightcaller Temple
182 The Disappearance
181 Stirring The Muddy Waters
180 The Snake's Den
179 The Magicka Reactor!
178 Back To Winterhold
177 The Deadliest Hopscotch Game EVER! 3
176 The Deadliest Hopscotch Game EVER! 2
175 The Deadliest Hopscotch Game EVER! 1
174 Gaining Enlightenmen
173 A Brief Res
172 Jon vs The Kardashians! cuz why not?
171 A Small Challenge Gone Big!
170 A Small Challenge 2
169 A Small Challenge 1
168 Welcome to Morrowind!
167 The Fate of Heroes 2
166 The Fate of Heroes 1
165 Nurina's Trauma
164 Repairing the White Phial... and some other crazy shit!
163 Developmen
162 The Power Couple End of the Volume
161 Troubled Times 8 : Skydiving Was a Bad Idea!
160 Troubled Times 7 : Up We Go!
159 Troubled Times 6 : The Battle of Kynesgrove
158 Troubled Times 5 : The Grove of Kyne!
157 Troubled Times 4 : I'll Huff, And I'll Puff
156 Troubled Times 3 : Necromantic Skirmish
155 Troubled Times 2 : Before The Storm
154 Troubled Times 1 : The Mad Mammoths
153 Mystery
152 Unease
151 Revelation
150 It Has Been a Year!
149 Cats?
148 With You Tonigh
147 The Dragon
146 Crouching Cat, Hidden Viper...
145 Shadow
144 What Went Down?
143 Time Up!
142 The Red Eyes Of The Viper
141 Sigurd Moonblade
140 Before The Challenge
C139 – ♪Lady♪
138 Senior? Who is Senior?
137 Coming of Age 8 : End of The Battle
136 Coming Of Age 7 : Roaring Flames
135 Coming of Age 6
134 Coming Of Age 5
133 Coming of Age 4 : #Squad_Goals
132 Coming of Age 3 : The One Whose Surname Is Dare
131 Coming of Age 2 :
130 Coming of Age 1 : The Race
129 Firemane 8 : Homecoming
128 Firemane 7 : The Fantastic Jonhild
127 Firemane 6 : Jullanar The Brave
126 Firemane 5 : Time To Dot The i s And Cross The t s
125 Firemane 4 : Little Bastard, Old Bastard
124 Firemane 3
123 Firemane 2 : Grandpa Tormund
122 Firemane 1
121 We Are Home, Jonhild!
120 Hilda vs Nurina
119 The "Guilty Crown"
118 Carrot and Cabbage
117 Jon vs Alina: The Was Close
116 Jon vs Alina: 60 Seconds
115 Jon vs Alina: This Is Jon Dare!
114 Jon and Alina! Hilda and Nurina!
113 Jon and Hilda
112 Alina and Hilda
111 The Firemanes Are Here!
110 The Dare Dragon Group
109 Winterhold After the Battle!
Chapter 108
107 Ride of The Valkyries 2
106 Ride of The Valkyries 1
105 Over The Sea! Above The Clouds!
104 Before The Storm
103 A Jull In Distress! A Town In Need!
102 Paarthurnax!
101 7000!
100 The Stalker of Ivarstead! CASE CLOSED!
99 Nefertiti's Transformation!
98 Ill Met By Moonlight 4
97 Ill Met By Moonlight 3
96 Ill Met By Moonlight 2
95 Ill Met By Moonlight 1
94 The Battle of Cracked Tusk Keep 2
93 The Battle of Cracked Tusk Keep 1
92 Werewolves 2
91 Werewolves 1
90 Hunting The Hunter
89 Falkreath
88 4 Months Later!
87 Troublemaking
86 The Challenge
85 The Pi
84 She is my Aunt!
83 Ship Shopping
82 Windhelm
81 Dungeoneering
80 The White Phail
79 A Call For Help
78 Alina's Scheme
77 Mount Anthor
76 Red Hair, Red Eyes
75 Thalmor
74 Hitting The Road
73 The Opening Day
72 Nefertiti
71 Hooman!
70 A Question, A Reques
69 The Augur of Dunlain
68 One Month of Developmen
67 Thane of Winterhold
66 Seven of Us, Thirty of Them, Almost a Fair Fight!
65 Dungeon Delving
64 Hob's Fall Cave
63 Clash of Auras
62 The Alexandria
61 Pirates!
60 Power Up!
59 Catatoskr
58 The Creation Club
57 Hilda's Journal Mother's Faith
56 Hilda's Journal The Great War
55 Mad Jull VS Mad Jon
54 Confronting The Jarl
53 Business Partners
52 Winterhold Dilemma
51 Whistling Mine
50 Let's Visit Winterhold
49 Rank Up Exam
48 VOKARAAS!
47 Lost Magic
46 Welcome to the College
45 Nurina's Demand
44 To The College
43 Jullanar
42 Onto The Icicle
41 Prison Break
40 Meet Your Crazy Uncle
39 Battle Royale
38 Spies!
37 Like The Life of a Secret Agen
36 Making Preparations
35 Finals: Part 2
34 Finals: Part 1
33 Divine Elegance
32 Semi-Finals Part 2
31 Semi-Finals Part 1
30 Quarter Finals
29 The Round of 16 Part 2: What's The Plan?
28 The Round of 16 Part 1: Jon is Angry
27 The Round of 32 is a Good Distraction
26 Murderer
25 An Ambush
24 Skyfire Pet Shop
23 Jon Dare vs Argir Swift-Hil
22 Day 5: Let The Match Begin
21 The Ugly Truth?
20 Day 4: "Then Kill"
19 The Crazy Poe
18 MADNESS
17 A Good Bath, A Good Figh
16 Day 1: Start of the Tournamen
15 The Team
14 Tourism in Whiterun
13 Hitting The Road
12 I Can Make My Own System
11 'One School' Theory
10 Wasn't This Just a Mod?
9 Two Mothers
8 Jon Dare
7 Learning Magic
6 The REASON?
5 Why is it Leaking?
4 A Warrioress, A Knight and A Thief
3 The Infinite Loading Screen
C29 – The Round Of 16 Part 2: What's The Plan?
2 LINKU STARTU!
C28 – The Round Of 16 Part 1: Jon Is Angry
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