Don't Think That Tomboys Are Easy To Deal With Chapter 371

Chapter 371

After my brother Hao Jingqi and I celebrated that we finally tricked Long Wenqi into entering the game and clapped our hands in the air, Dou Yuhua came over and stared at the two of us, as if he thought we were the enemies who killed our father. expression.

Because we were immersed in joy, it took us a while to notice Dou Yuhua's expression, and we were both startled.

Dou Yuhua frowned and asked us: "You two, who is Hao Jingqi and who is Hao Siyu?"

I frowned, pointed at myself and said, "I'm dressed like this, and you still don't recognize me?"

Dou Yuhua said to me angrily: "But when you tried to trick Long Wen just now, you were just like Hao Jingqi!"

"Ahem, I was the one who lied to him just now," Hao Jingqi coughed twice and said, "And I can't say it was a lie. I can only say that I was pretending to make him think I looked down on him. I can't help but die. Even if it's a provocation.”

I think it's enough that these people can't tell my brother and I apart. It's understandable that you can't recognize me when I wear men's clothes. But now I'm wearing a good two-piece women's swimsuit!

Of course Dou Yuhua couldn't hear my voice-over like Chen Li, but she still said angrily: "You are indeed very good to me, I shouldn't be angry with you... But I still want to say, go and let me know Long Wen Give up the idea!"

I'm confused, this Dou Yuhua is still angry with us.

It seems that she really likes Long Wen now, so I asked her in confusion: "If you are worried, wouldn't it be better to stop Long Wen yourself? You are his real girlfriend now, you must speak better than Are we useful?"

"That's weird! At this time, Long Wen was afraid that I would look down on him because he fell into Hao Jingqi's provocation. Wouldn't it be counterproductive for me to stop him?"

That's right. In that case, I feel relieved...

I immediately hooked Dou Yuhua's neck and said to her: "Let Long Wen participate in this competition. Except for him, the other boys can't participate. Look at Hua Zhe's figure and physique. Like something edible.”

“Then let Su Xi go.”

Dou Yuhua squinted his eyes and said to me with a murderous look on his face.

What exactly has she been influenced by Long Wen...

“…If you are really distressed, let Hua Zhe come to participate?”

“You really know that this competition will hurt your body, right? Let your boyfriend participate! It's just because you want to win, right?”

I smiled bitterly and said, "It's not just because I want to win, but mainly because I want to get the limited prize..."

“Your boyfriend is so rich, why not just ask him to buy it for you…”

When I heard this, I immediately lost my temper and said, "Some limited-edition items can't be bought with money!"

“Yes, yes, yes…can we allow Su Xi to participate?”

“It will make you feel bad, so I think I'd better forget it.”

“So, why do you only feel sorry for your boyfriend?”

Nonsense, if I don't feel sorry for him, who else should I feel sorry for?

At this moment, Long Wen suddenly said coldly next to me: "Hey, Hao Jingqi, I just left for a short while, and you went to harass my girlfriend..."

“…I said, you two are really made for each other, and you even recognized the wrong person.”

Just when Long Wen was confused, my brother was beside him, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Wait a minute, I am Hao Jingqi, and I am not rubbing off on your girlfriend."

Long Wen was relieved when he heard this. After all, it would be nothing if we two girls hugged each other.

But just because he is breathing out his energy does not mean that I am releasing his energy.

“Hey, what are your and Dou Yuhua's eyes like? Why do you recognize the wrong person? Today I came wearing a very obvious women's swimsuit.”

Long Wen smiled bitterly and said, "...Although that's the case, you were holding Dou Yuhua in your arms just now, and I couldn't see what you were wearing on your upper body."

Even so, my brother and I are only relatively androgynous in appearance, and you didn't even see my brother standing next to you in a coat as big as him?

I was so angry that I went up and pushed him hard and said, "Dou Yuhua was interceding with you just now. He didn't want you to eat too much and get upset, so I just wanted to let Hua Zhe attend. But now I Look at you, you should just go binge and go to the hospital for a month!"

Since he was accused of mistaking me, Long Wen had no choice but to listen to my instructions and participate in this competition. Seeing him walk into the competition ring honestly, I finally breathed my last breath of relief.

“…So, when you do something bad, you are exactly the same as your brother, you do everything possible.”

No matter what you say, it won't be like what Dou Yuhua said, right?

There were only five people participating in the competition. No wonder they were dragging people around on the beach just now. However, this is also a matter of course. Of course, those who can book this hotel are rich or noble people. They will be rare for such video games and are willing to It's definitely rare for people to show up and participate in such competitions to entertain others.

In addition to Long Wen, there was another participant who was a standard American woman with blond hair and blue eyes. She also had a standard model S-shaped figure, with convex and concave parts that were supposed to be convex and concave, which was simply enviable. But with a body like hers, she has to participate in the Big Eater Competition? It seems like it should just be entertainment first, right?

The other people are only slightly stronger in stature. Except for a man who must be in his fifties and has no strength to speak, no one else is likely to be Long Wen's opponent.

Wait a minute...The last person sitting in the corner is...!

I actually overlooked the last one. He was a super fat man about two meters tall and weighing more than 300 pounds. Sitting on the chair, he looked like a sumo wrestler!

Just looking at him, I felt like I was going to lose, but Long Wen was still very motivated at the moment.

However, I guess it's impossible? That big fat guy is definitely today's champion.

I couldn't help but forget about the second place prize, and found that it was just a gift bag for local high-end steak... I often eat the same thing at Su's house, and it's not like I can't afford it now, so I suddenly lost a lot of interest.

After the host made a few simple words to set the mood, they started the official competition.

The content of the competition is to eat the most unique American food - "hamburger", but the real American hamburger is really big. I have eaten McDonald's Big Mac several times in China before, and it is already the largest burger in the country. , but this burger is twice as big as a Big Mac.

Sure enough, at first, only the sumo-looking man and Long Wen were eating fiercely, and the others had no fighting ability at all. Within a few minutes, there were more than a dozen empty plates piled up in front of the two of them, leaving the others behind. Far away.

It seems that the champion is going to be between these two people.

However, there are still more than 20 minutes in the game, and it is not certain whether this situation can be maintained.

I always thought that the victory must belong to the sumo, but at 7 minutes, the sumo suddenly covered his mouth and ran away...

Why is it like that?

At this time, a person watching the game suddenly struck up a conversation with us, because he was just a fan of this kind of big eater show (to be honest, I really don't understand what's so interesting about the big eater show, and it's not about eating for yourself.), so We let him talk and listened to his kind explanation: "The fat guy ate too fast just now, and his stomach and intestines must have started to be unable to withstand the spasms, right? But he didn't want to make a fool of himself, so he covered his mouth. In a place where no one is around, I will probably vomit into a mess."

So that's what happened.

After leaving the competition venue, we were declared disqualified. Seeing that several other people were no match for Long Wen, could it be said that we really have a chance to get the first place?

“I heard that some of your friends are also participating in the competition? Which one is it?”

I smiled and pointed at Long Wen, but he shook his head and said, "What? It turns out he's just a layman. What a pity."

I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment and asked him: "Even if you are a layman, as long as you can get first place, isn't it enough?"

At this time, Hao Jingqi suddenly pulled me twice and said, "Wait a minute, have you seen the situation in front of you clearly?"

Did I say something wrong?

So I took a closer look at the competition, only to find that Long Wen no longer had the largest number of plates, and the blond and blue-eyed woman now firmly held the first place! The most important thing is that the gap is gradually widening!

"In this 20-minute long eating competition, eating is like jogging. It requires careful calculation of physical strength and speed. Just like your friend, everything that was originally able to be eaten has become unbearable. ”

After hearing what the man said, I asked puzzledly: "But everyone's appetite is different. No matter how many pieces you eat and how slow you eat, the final result will still be the same, right?"

"Everyone's appetite is indeed different, but the 'capacity' of the stomach is the same for everyone. Take that sumo wrestler for example. In fact, his stomach capacity is exactly the same as that of the blond woman, and there is only an extra It's just fat, and too much fat can easily compress the shape and capacity of the stomach. In addition, thin people may have exercised and consume more food than ordinary people. Therefore, real professional big eaters generally don't It will be someone who is extremely fat.”

So it turns out there is such a saying!

I said with a bit of regret: "If I had known that people who have exercised are more powerful, I would have asked Hua Zhe to participate in the competition."

“…I heard that Su Xi is also working out.”

It seems that Dou Yuhua still hasn't finished resenting me for my arbitrary decision to force his boyfriend to join the competition.

“Well, we can't win anyway, let's just let Long Wen come down? You see, his face seems to be starting to look bad…”

At this point, I don't even know how many dishes Long Wen has eaten. I only know that his face now looks like an eggplant. After my reminder, Dou Yuhua finally reacted and hurried up with me to stop Long Wen's game. , and then helped him off the field.

Chapter end

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