Don't Think That Tomboys Are Easy To Deal With Chapter 336

Chapter 336

 Unexpectedly, there is one more item in these "must not be touched, absolutely do not want to be touched" storage items, and this time the quantity is so large!

 In other words, these two things are completely in conflict, right?

 If you are using contraception, you don't have to worry about pregnancy tests at all. On the contrary, when you need to take a pregnancy test, you must have never used contraceptive tools before.

Although this thing is shameful to say, it is really convenient. For example, if I had prepared this thing last time, there would be no possibility of me pretending to be pregnant in front of my mother.

On the other hand, just because my mother knew that such a thing existed, but never took it out to verify on the spot, it also proves that she actually knew the truth a long time ago.

　　At that time, I was really steamed up...

After feeling depressed for a while, I heard Su Xi ask me from behind: "Why haven't you packed them up yet? Do you want to use them tonight?"

Because I was thinking about some random things, I accidentally fell silent for a while in front of the cabinet where these things were placed.

 I quickly slammed the cabinet door, took out the key, locked it, and put it back into my pocket, then I felt relieved.

 “They will never be used for a day.”

 I said to Su Xi coldly.

“…Although I also want a child, I don't need to be as anxious as my mother, right?”

 “Who...who is anxious to have a child?”

I was so angry that my blood vessels almost burst, but I heard Su Xi tell me calmly: "Think about it, these things are for contraception. If you lock them up and don't let me touch them, aren't you just saying that you want them?" A child?"

“Idiot! I won't let you touch them because I don't want to have any relations with you!”

"Instead of believing that locking these things will make you safer, you might as well trust me. After all, if I really can't be trusted, I don't care whether you lock the cabinet or not. Besides, if we are both distracted at any time, I'm confused. The chance of an unexpected pregnancy if this cabinet is unlocked is lower. Otherwise, if we are so anxious that we don't even have time to open the cabinet door, we might just start without it..."

 What he said really made sense, and it left me speechless.

I was so ashamed that I quickly opened the lock with the key.

“Let me state in advance that I did not open the cabinet doors just to use them conveniently…”

 “Well, of course I understand this.”

  Damn it, I always feel like I'm being led around.

After feeling sulky for a while, my phone rang at this moment. I took it out and found that it was my mother's phone. After I connected it, she asked me to call Su Xi over, and then turned on the speaker phone to answer the call.

After I complied, I heard my mother laughing on the phone and saying, "What? You called someone over so quickly, and we are still together at such a late hour... Could it be that we have been living together since that time?"

 “There's no such thing…”

"Is such that."

Su Xi and I gave completely opposite answers at the same time.

 The person who will honestly reveal the truth to my mother, needless to say, is Su Xi.

After giving him a hard look, I said angrily to my mother: "What on earth do you want to do to call me so late?"

"I'm just telling you that your father has recovered. The doctor said that he was severely frightened. He will be hospitalized for observation overnight and nothing will happen tomorrow. What you want to say today can be discussed again tomorrow."

"Fortunately, I was just frightened..." I said happily with a sigh of relief, but I asked in confusion, "If it's just such a trivial matter, why don't you just tell me and let me tell Su Xi? Why do you need him to come over?" Listen in."

"Of course it's because I still have something to talk about next." Mother said and smiled, "I'm really worried about the sexual matters between you two, even though Su Xi comes from a wealthy family. My child, I should have a lot of experience in this area and can guide my daughter, but..."

 “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!”

 I shouted quickly, trying to interrupt and cover up what my mother was saying.

 “Mom, do you know what you are talking about?”

 I couldn't help but blush with embarrassment.

At this time, Su Xi also said awkwardly: "Yes, I obviously have no experience at all. Hao Siyu is my first love in all aspects."

"Huh?"

 Hearing this, I couldn't help but look at Su Xi with wide eyes in surprise.

“…Why should this surprise you? Have you always viewed me the same as your mother?”

I nodded honestly and replied: "I originally thought you must be a playboy."

"That's my cousin... You don't have to be a **** if you have money, okay? It's time to stop your prejudice. No matter what, I hope you understand that my love for you is unique."

 “I got it! You don't need to say it so clearly, and it's still in front of my mother...”

 “Can you understand me if I don't take the time to speak clearly?”

Su Xi seems to look down on my ability to understand...

"Oh my, I'm so passionately in love, so enviable." My mother suddenly said on the phone. It seemed that she heard our conversation clearly. "Since my son-in-law doesn't even have experience, then what's my suggestion? What's more important, have you two watched **** movies?”

 Hearing this, I immediately turned off the phone.

 Are you kidding? It's fine if my mother wants to pass on her experience. She can tolerate it if she has to hook up with my boyfriend... But what the **** are you doing by asking such a private question?

It is not difficult to imagine how embarrassed Su Xi felt at this moment.

 But after a while, my mother called again.

Looking at the caller ID and listening to the harsh ringtone, I began to look for the buttons to reject the call and blacklist it.

“I think it's better to answer the call, okay?”

Su Xi said with a wry smile now.

　　… “I know, she is such an unbearable mother.”

I answered the call reluctantly, but she actually scolded me and told me that I shouldn't have hung up on her.

“By the way, are you on speakerphone now? I haven't finished what I just said.”

 “Stop it...that question is too embarrassing. I can't even answer you. How can I let my boyfriend listen to you?”

“Bed life is also a very important part of marriage, don't be too childish! Since you can't cross this hurdle, then answer me alone first, what kind of pornographic movies do you usually watch?”

It would be a shame if a child told his or her parents about this kind of thing.

But I still had to answer my mother's call. I could only roll my eyes and said to the phone: “I never read that stuff.”

“I'm going to pull you off, you just don't watch live performances. In fact, you have watched a lot of galgames and female-oriented adult animations…”

　　“Wow! Mom, how do you know such a thing?”

 Fortunately, the hands-free function was not turned on at the moment. If Su Xi had heard these words, I would have had no choice but to die with him.

 “You can understand this kind of thing just by looking at it on your computer.”

 “That's all in hidden files and hard drives!”

“No matter how high-tech you use, it's not worth mentioning in front of a mother.”

As a mother, my intuition is so keen that it almost gives me super powers, okay?

“…Since you have seen it all, why are you asking me for it? Are you deliberately trying to embarrass me?”

“Tch, okay, next question, do you know what **** movies Su Xi usually watches?”

Hearing this question, I couldn't help but glance at Su Xi. At this time, because he couldn't hear the conversation between Su Xi and me, he just smiled on the side.

 Honestly, I also want to know this question, but I don't think he watches XX movies, right? It stands to reason that such a powerful young master should be a practical person...

 Wait a minute, he seemed to have said that he had no experience in this area just now? And the two of us have never had that kind of relationship. In this case, doesn't he still need this kind of thing when he needs to vent? He shouldn't behave the same as usual, he really has no desires and desires, right?

 But I still said to my mother: "No, Su Xi never watches this kind of movie."

"You really don't understand men at all. Well, since you don't let me ask him this question, then I will leave you a homework. Every night from now on, you all have to spend two hours to see each other. Collect and like adult movies.”

“Mom! We are college students, we still have homework, Su Xi also has a company, and I also have my own job. How can I have time to do this kind of thing every day..."

 “Then at least one hour a day, no more.”

Mom is really concerned about this matter. How can any parent do this...

If you don't agree, then the topic will never stop. For the sake of my ears, I'll pretend to agree first.

Thinking of this, I said: "Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you. I promise, please don't bother me."

 After saying this, my mother had nothing to say to me for the time being. After saying that she would arrange the next task for me after I insist on doing this for a while, we ended the call.

At this moment, Su Xi suddenly moved the laptop over and said to me: "Have you finished making the phone call? That's good, come and take a look at this with me."

 When I heard this, my face turned red with embarrassment. I glared at Su Xi and said, "Go away! Who would watch a pornographic movie with you?"

“…What pornographic film? I want to discuss with you the venue for the engagement banquet. By the way, what were you thinking just now? Why was it involved in a pornographic film?”

Wow...did I think too much? I blame my mother for influencing me.

After covering her face and wailing in shame for a while, Su Xi persuaded me: "Okay, okay, I don't pay much attention to this matter. It must be my mother-in-law who has some bad ideas, right? You'd better calm down quickly. Come and give me some ideas for the banquet venue.”

 Fortunately, he didn't pay attention.

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then moved Su Xi's computer in front of me, but at this time I found that I couldn't focus on the computer screen at all.

“…Su Xi, do you usually watch adult movies?”

“…So why are you still talking about this topic?”

“Well, this was really a blind idea from my mother, but after hearing what she said, I couldn't help but care about it.”

Su Xi hesitated for a while and then said: "I said I haven't seen it..."

 “Liar!”

“…You definitely don't believe it.” Su Xi sighed and finally admitted.

　Does it really happen that all men watch adult movies?

Even Su Xi is like this, and other men may be even more unavoidable.

“So what kind of movies do you usually watch?”

 “This kind of thing will tell you that there is a ghost.”

Su Xi said angrily and moved the computer closer to my eyes, and then said as if giving an order: "Now, show me the web page!"

It's true that he didn't reveal any information. He clearly knew my preference before this, even though I accidentally exposed it to him.

 “Stingy...oh, but I'm not very satisfied with these venues.”

Su Xi was a little surprised when he heard this and said: "I don't see that you are quite pursuing this aspect. In that case, you might as well tell me what type you want."

"It doesn't matter what type it is, the most important thing is that it is cheap." I frowned, then pointed to the price displayed on the web page and said, "The prices of these venues are too expensive, right? Why do they cost just the venue?" How many million? Drinks and services are all extra?”

"Sorry, the page you are looking at is not one of the ones I just selected. Did you click on some link next to it just now..." Su Xi said and operated the computer, then opened another page and said to me, " This is the venue I had my eye on before.”

 Originally I thought it would be a little more convergent this time, but I found out that there was another zero on the price.

“Tens of millions? Are you kidding me? It costs so much to book a wedding venue?”

“This is an engagement with you, at least to this extent, right?”

  I really don't quite understand your thinking.

Chapter end