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Curse the Mainframe! 27 F*ck!

Alec's heart stopped for the brief moment of a second when the tiny bunny launched himself at the hulking beast that was three times the height of a normal human.

It would have been funny, except that it was *his* bunny that had launched itself towards the monster instead of something else.

That stupid idiot!

Before he could think about it, Alec was already leaping off the tree's branch, kicking off harder so that he darted towards the falling bunny quicker.

He gritted his teeth, grabbing the angry bunny by the nape and furiously shoving him into his shirt.

Stupid Bunbun!

When this was over, and it would be over, mark his words, he would have some choice words for the bunny. This was in no way acceptable behaviour!

Unfortunately, with the way that the bunny had so straightforwardly charged at the monster, even if Alec had been slightly stronger than he was right now, there was no way for him to avoid the monster's detection at all.

Instead of trying to figure out a way to avoid the monster completely, he would have to do some quick thinking since his body's capabilities just couldn't keep up with his mind. Alec gulped as the monster's gaping maw opened as Alec's form approached.

Evidently, it had already noticed the bunny when he leapt off the tree but had chosen to disregard him. However, now that Alec was here, along with said bunny, it changed its mind.

The monster that looked like a strange mix between a horse and a wolf salivated as its prey came towards him. This was prime prey, after all. It had never seen such a thing before, but the smell that it gave off made its stomach rumble in hunger.

Rarely was there such prey that smelled this divine. Its main diet consisted of other monsters it fought to the death.

Without another thought, the monster opened its mouth as wide as possible. The prey was jumping to him, so who was it to resist the gift that sent itself to its mouth?

Alec shivered in disgust seeing the massive number of sharp teeth on display. Luckily, he was not about to directly jump into the monster's mouth. It seemed like the monster was not too gifted in the intelligence department, so he still had a chance.

The moment he was about to land into the monster's mouth, Alec shifted his weight, causing him to avoid it instead, kicking off hard on the monster's forehead, he launched himself into the air in a different direction.

Dropping to the ground and rolling, Alec picked himself up out of the smooth roll, immediately darting off into the expanse of trees that he had already Awakened.

Behind him, the monster made a low, confused sound as its mouth filled with sharp teeth closed around nothing. Then, the slight tickle from Alec's jump caused it to roar in anger, lumbering after Alec.

Alec tried to maintain his calm as he ran. The feedback from the trees allowed him to monitor the monster's movements even as it was behind him.


What did he say, huh?

He should have shut his big mouth. Why was he raising flags like that?

He paused. Actually, why was his bunny behaving like an idiotic Main Character!? No, this just wouldn't do!

He refused to live a life like the Main Character's 'little brother' and pick up after them. He didn't fucking think so!

Luckily, the monster was a stumbling, lumbering thing that tripped over the roots of the trees. Though it was big, it was not fast, and to boot, it seemed clumsy.

However, Alec knew that this would only work in the midst of trees blocking its way. In no circumstance was he to throw himself into an opening where the monster could potentially speed up.

Ugh. He should have just ditched the bunny and dusted off his hands, but he just had to get attached to it. This was why he tried not to get attached to things!

The monster's roars died off after a while, but Alec knew that it wasn't because it had lost him. Instead, it was likely being quiet because it might attract other monsters that would want a share of the food. Said food being him, the prey.

The adrenaline was pumping through his veins as he ran. Unfortunately, he was unable to moderate the state of his fatigue because even though the monster was slow, Alec was just as slow as it was!

Alec cursed the slow state of his puny, pathetic body as the monster audibly gained on him. In a distant part of his mind, he could sense that the trees were doing something to try and aid him, but they were only newly Awakened and had no strength to do anything.

The blood thundering in his ears accompanied the sweat that beaded on his forehead, even as Alec pushed himself harder and harder.

If he stopped now, he would die. There was no other outcome where the monster would spare him.

Alec held back the urge to curse Bunbun as he ran for his life. Why? Whyyy did he leap towards certain death!??!

His lungs were burning, and his muscles were aching, but the monster behind them seemed not to feel any fatigue. Alec didn't know if it was playing with them, or just conserving its energy, but he was thankful for the presence of all the trees around.

Unfortunately, he soon left the expanse of trees that he Awakened, so there was nothing else for him to rely on to spot the monster's motions.

Since he was running his hardest in a straight line, changing directions would cause a drop in speed. He was already doing his best to avoid the various roots and rocks that came his way, not to mention doing the smallest manoeuvres to avoid any trees.

The thudding of the monster's footsteps echoed in his ears, and Alec slipped into a state of mind that wasn't all there. The rhythmic sounds of the monster's footfalls, along with his own thumping heart, suddenly caused him to calm down.

Unfortunately, when he tried to Awaken the monster earlier as they had a brief moment of contact, it had failed. He had been hoping to perhaps cause it to submit to him, but he supposed he wasn't so lucky.

It had been a shot in the dark, trying to do something he didn't know was possible, but he had tried it anyway. He was so severely outclassed by the monster that it wasn't even funny.

Ah, this was all the Mainframe's fault!

If the Mainframe would just spare some of that Main Character's plot armour for him so that he could finish his mission before getting out of dodge, that would be amazing!

But no!

He was a System!

Not the Main Character!

Alec plastered the widest smile he could muster onto his face. Fucking hell! He still had to maintain his smile even now. Goddammit! If he wasn't so sure that he Mainframe would consider the monster as an outsider and deduct points from him, he wouldn't be smiling like a maniac as he ran from the monster!

Ah! He was being driven insane!

If they got out of this alive, he was going to discipline that bunny so hard!

On cue, Bunbun's nose popped out of Alec's shirt collar, thumping his little paws on his chest.

Alec accordingly shifted left a little, not having any strength to dispute with the bunny right now.

A few more steps, and the monster would have them in its maw. Alec could practically feel the breath of the monster as he ran. Its heavy breaths sounded like a starving person sat in front of a whole table full of food.

With a burst of hidden strength he didn't know he had, Alec pushed himself to new speeds and tore away from the close monster. The harder he ran at new speeds, the further he pulled away.

Just as he was about to congratulate himself both for breaking into the elemental early transitional stage as well as being able to survive, the ground gave out from under him, and he stumbled, the feeling of weightlessness enveloping him.

Fucking common plot point number four!

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Catalogue
469 Your Master
468 Do A Good Job
467 Give Them A Chance
466 Drunkards
465 Junior Disciple Sister
464 Los
463 The End
462 Cookie Sec
461 Brainwashing
460 Intimidating
459 White Moonligh
458 Betrayal
457 Qingxuan Part 2
456 Qingxuan Part 1
455 It Must Be Fate
454 The Consequences
453 Blood and Ash
452 Taking Over
451 Two Poor Kidnapped Victims
450 Cleaning The Casino
449 Orbital Strike
448 The Marshal's Orders
447 Klyse Evans - Slug Extraordinaire
446 Your Father Is Alive!
445 Can't Leave Him Alone
444 Bring Upon Death
443 Boom!
442 Resurrection
441 Don't Touch!
440 Traps!
439 Leaving
438 Grand Master
437 Heaven
436 Disciple?
435 Unpleasant Mood
434 For Just a Chance
Chapter 433: Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 4
433 Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 4
Chapter 432: Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 3
432 Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 3
Chapter 431: Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 2
431 Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 2
430 Nine-Storied Pagoda
429 A 'Little' Tes
428 Unknown Ruins
427 Not Interested
426 Confusion
425 Killing Them So Easily
424 It's Dangerous Out There
423 Watch Over Them
422 The Reason Why
421 Teaching a Fool
420 Teach You?
419 From The Hear
418 Admit Defeat!
417 Birds of a Feather
416 Gearing Up For A Figh
415 Not Like Him At All!
414 Missing Her
413 What A Fool
412 Utterly Defenseless!
411 Adorably Awkward?
410 Aeden's Clan Compounds
409 Dramatic Love Story?
408 Wife, Who is-
407 Quiet Inspiration
Chapter 406
405 Happy Birthday, Boss!
404 Not Found
403 Parting...
402 Entering The Meister Stage
401 Grand Meister
400 Sweet Affection
399 Haphira's Friend?
398 Short Battle
397 Who's That Guy?!
Chapter 396
395 Darkness, Then Ligh
394 Disdain
393 Into The Depths Of Hell
Chapter 392
391 Hard Headed
390 Intruder Alert!
389 Go Down In More Than One Way
388 He's Back!
387 Feral Nic
386 Who Are You?
385 Guards
384 Feeding Her Blade
383 Drip. . .
382 Sunday At The Transmigrator Academy
381 Their Ploy
380 So Damn Curious!
379 Alex Fields' Camp
378 Not A Single Word
377 Questioning
376 Targets For Those Around Them
375 The Birth of Alex Fields
374 Rejecting Reality?
373 Yraii City
372 Parcel For Delivery II
371 Parcel For Delivery I
370 Not Hurt?
369 This Fool... Is Cute
368 Red-Tipped Ears
367 Familiar
366 Date Me, Please.
365 Please!
364 Following Leisurely
363 It's Over?!
362 My Girlfriend II
361 My Girlfriend I
360 Fake Death
359 Mind Control
358 Three Stooges
357 Mushrooms!
356 Reveal Yourself
355 One Squad
354 Fluttering
353 Scorching Fire
352 Leaning In, Giving In.
351 Did You Hear Me?
350 You... What?
349 Best Mushroom
348 Determination Can Achieve Just About Anything
347 Dance in the Ballroom
346 Brush Away His Sin!
345 Help Elysia...
344 It's Him!
343 How Spicy!
342 Hiding In Plain Sigh
341 What's The Ash Phoenix Saying?
340 Spore Them!
339 At Least It Wasn't Elysia?
338 Boarding
337 Two Continents
336 Delusions, or Something More?
335 More Than A Jail Cell
334 Dungeons?
333 Alec Says: No
332 The Little Mushroom is a What?
331 It's a Mini Boss
330 One?
329 Spilling Dirty Secrets II
328 Spilling Dirty Secrets I
327 Herding Cats Again!
326 Bastardized Seal
325 Silent Shadow
324 Cult-esque
323 Just One Thing After Another
322 Starting A Conversation
321 Territory
320 Hidden
319 Slave Trade?
318 Joe's Demise II
317 Joe's Demise I
316 Are You Human?!
315 Blood and Fire
314 Can You Not Be So Oblivious?!
313 Abuse?
312 The Future - Er, Past?
311 You Are Dead
310 The Death of Lily Cierra
309 Lily Cierra
308 Ink Them
307 Avenging Goddess
306 Angel In The Sky
305 A Hostage Situation
304 Not So Keen Now?
303 Fluff is Life
302 Meister vs Meister
301 Blood and Gore
300 Cold and Dignified
299 Please...
298 Accusations
297 Who Do You Think You Are?
296 They Dared To-?!
295 Stalker No Stalking
294 What We Wan
293 New Body
292 Elysia's Reflections
291 White Space II
290 White Space
289 Gone
288 Is There Such A Thing As Too Loyal?
287 Sekai Style?
286 Breakthrough
285 Transcendence
284 The Chase
283 Bunbun VS Dominique
282 Ultimatum
281 This B*stard Is Bullying Him Again!
280 That Stupid Cape
279 Tempest Coming
278 Comatose
277 Wayward Daughter
275 Leaving Town
274 Lucielle Hartknigh
273 Excitable Festival
272 Belated Regrets
271 Killing To Keep A Secre
270 Sleep
269 Be Good
268 Traceless
267 Three Rats
266 Distractions
265 Awerk Continen
264 Out of the Fores
263 Off Into An Unknown
262 Why Are You Here?
261 Tumble
260 Customized Seal
259 Branding
258 System Meets Main Character
257 Dripping Shadows
256 Sekai: Endless Frustrations
255 Overflowing Sadness
254 Assassinated!
253 A Tragic Love Story
252 Butterfly's Kiss
Chapter 251
250 Desperately Running
249 He's Here
248 Security Measures?
247 More Plans
246 Ship?
245 Making Plans
244 Who Are You?
243 He Failed, You Know?
242 Here For The Show
241 Prodding Each Other
240 What A Rogue!
239 As Expected!
238 The Office!
237 How Could It Be?!
236 Progress?
235 How Dare You Come Back!
234 A Message!
233 Troubled
232 Confession
231 Shameless Princess
230 Playing a Game of Hide and Seek
229 I'll Allow I
228 Princess Ophelia's Worries
227 Of Embarrassing Situations
226 The Ladies of Nobility
225 Capital City, Rhys
224 The Cookie Sec
223 Information Group?
222 What's To Come
221 Thea Neil Reporting For Duty
220 A Source of Disturbance
219 She Lef
218 Stagnation and Bad Intentions
217 Welcome Back
216 Natural Formations
215 The Company
214 Spatial Beast?!
213 Leaving, But Not Gone
212 Sending Her Off?
211 Love So Swee
210 Who Are You?
209 Of Conflicting Thoughts and Worries
208 'The One'
207 Awake, But Still Annoyed
206 When I Wake Up, I Will -
205 You Obtuse Idiot!
204 Who Are You?!
203 Mysterious Disappearance
202 The End of the Apocalypse
201 Of Pain and Torture
200 How Do You Want To Die?
199 Kill!
198 Do It, Dominique!
197 Te.ake's Plans For The Relatively Near Future
196 He's Acting Weirdly
195 Bunch of Backwater Hicks!
194 Wide Eyes II
193 Wide Eyes
192 Casually Causing Chaos
191 Lukas, You Idiot!
190 You Want To What?
189 George Bailey
188 How Cute
187 Kidnapped!
186 The Day It All Began Was The Day It Also Ended
185 Alec's Crazy Subordinate...
184 The Truth Behind Lies II
183 The Truth Behind Lies
182 Cleanliness and Dus
181 This is Mini
180 He's Here!
179 Courting Disaster
178 The Cause of Disaster
177 H Base
176 Underwater King Who Once Ruled the Ocean
175 Embracing Your Fears
174 Is This Magic??
173 Bro, What Did You Do This Time...
172 Four Makes a Party
171 Impossible!
170 But Why???
169 Where Is This?
168 Don't Die, Please
167 Of Confusion
166 How Typical of a MC...
165 When You're An Idiot...
164 What? What?? NO! My Kits!
163 Things of the Legends
162 Hunger
161 The Future is Uncertain
160 *Whistles*
159 Link Between Realms
158 An Unknown Symbol
157 Grasping a Chance
156 Give Me What I Wan
155 An Alluring Beauty
154 Main Characters and Their Cliche Plots, Am I Right?
153 But WHY?
152 Something's Not Righ
151 Arising
150 What Did You Do To Boss?!
149 A Whole New World
148 Avoiding Disaster
147 Incoming II
146 The Pain of a Battlefield
145 You'd Think That Was The End of I
144 King Vampiric Willow!
143 Vampiric Willows
142 Cacophony of Sound
141 Incoming!
140 Dispelling Doubts
139 Dominique Bullies a Bird
138 Dominique's Origin Story
137 Clearing Things Up
136 She's Ice Cold
135 The Beginning of Something New
134 A Little Discipline Is All You Need
133 Training Exercise IV
132 Training Exercise III
131 Training Exercise II
130 Training Exercise
129 Sin to Spectre II
128 Sin to Spectre
127 Meeting the Sins
126 Spectre Base
125 Completed Seal
124 Heading Back
123 Proficiency Test VII
122 Proficiency Test VI
121 Proficiency Test V
120 Proficiency Test IV
119 Proficiency Test III
118 Proficiency Test II
117 Proficiency Tes
116 Not Even a Brawl II
115 Not Even a Brawl
114 Bookstore Hopping
113 Disciples of the Array Division
112 A Favour
111 The Magnitude Seal
110 Spun Gold
109 Sect Master
108 Luckily They're Not Rings
107 More effort... Put more back into it!
106 One Poor, Misguided Soul
105 Add One More
104 Food Collection
103 Solitary Confinement Peak II
102 Solitary Confinement Peak
101 MC Radar
100 Warmth
99 Rebirth
98 Panic?
97 Into the Fold
96 Nathan Cain
95 Intent Array
94 Ignorance II
93 Ignorance
92 Landing
91 Leaving
90 Judgemen
89 Bound and Chained
88 Blade
87 Meeting The Parents ?
86 Aftermath
85 Fanaticism
84 Not Good!
83 Cast In The Moonligh
82 Lurking In The Shadows II
81 Lurking In The Shadows
80 Spilled Moonligh
79 Favourite Room
78 Dinner With The Rothschilds
77 Over His Dead Body
76 Fate of the Rothschild
75 The Rothschild Family Mansion
74 Ominous Feelings
73 Unlatch
72 Rumble
71 Lady Blanche
70 Searching For Clues
69 Wear a Bell
68 Of Two Bickering Idiots
67 Blacksmith Guild
66 Catching Up
65 Haunted House
64 One Pickpocket, One Smiley Kid...
63 Welkton City
62 Hah. Wearing That?
61 New Companion II
60 New Companion
59 Fight!
58 Goodbye
57 So, The Herb Survived
56 Mix of Flavours
55 Thank The Mainframe I'm Not A Main Character
54 Forage In The Fores
53 Kaoriht Continen
52 Lying Randy
51 Shattered Glass
50 What Else Do You Want Now?
49 Ugh, Disgusting.
48 Henry
47 Drag Him With Us
46 Finding Work?
45 Mystik Town
44 The What Forest?
43 Nightmares
42 Explosion Galore
41 Last Day
40 Grasp Your Strength Firmly
39 Growth
38 Letting Go A Little
37 Deeper In The Underground Cavern
36 Good To Always Be Prepared
35 Concealed Deeply
34 Messing Around
33 Mainframe's Suspicious Behaviour
32 Let's Not Do That Again, Shall We?
31 Of Bad Decisions Amongst Other Things
30 Stop Eating Random Things
29 The Book of Unknown Origins
28 Sheer Pain
27 F*ck!
26 Come Back!
25 A Little Scare
24 No, Thank You
23 Survival Tips?
22 An Exercise in The Great Expanse
21 Hauntings
20 Javor
19 Hello There
18 Maybe It's Not So Bad After All?
17 Leporiphobia
16 Hellhound Guarding Hell
15 Heh? No Deduction?
14 Little Wisps of Magic
13 Elemental Magic Technique
12 The Great Reveal II
11 The Great Reveal
10 The First Touches of Magic
9 Annalise's Worries
8 The Determined Crybaby
7 The First of Many Sessions to Come
6 Sub-Mission: Unlock!
5 Four Societypes
4 Societype, Magitype!
3 How to Use Positive Reinforcement Properly
2 The Birth of a System
1 Punishment!
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