Chapter 72 Eating too much will kill you
"No... Didn't you sign a contract with FNC today? I thought you were still in that company," Jung Hyung-don said blankly. Jung Hyung-don had also read today's news. That's why he was very surprised to see Enya.
"Forehead....."
"Hello, we are Girls' Generation." Before Jung Hyung-don could react, all the members of Girls' Generation bowed to Jung Hyung-don very respectfully and greeted him.
"Hello, hello." Jung Hyung-don was very embarrassed when facing Girls' Generation, thinking that the target of this time was one of Girls' Generation, as stated on the card.
"Oppa, guess who your bride is," Enya said, pointing at the members of Girls' Generation.
"Ah? Do you still want me to guess? Isn't this too difficult?" Jung Hyung-don said in embarrassment.
"Is it difficult? I don't think it's difficult." Enya shrugged.
"I guess...it's Yuri!" Jung Hyung-don glanced at it and said the name.
"Me?" Yuri was stunned when Jung Hyung-don called out his name, and looked at him in surprise.
"Why?" Everyone looked at Jung Hyung-don curiously.
"I thought Yuri came out to open the door for me and pulled me in. Since I didn't know who the bride was, I just said a name at random." Jung Hyung-don was also very honest.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Your bride is Enya," Sunny said, pointing at Enya.
"Ah? What did you say?" Jung Hyung-don was surprised. Isn't it Girls' Generation? Why is it Enya? And Enya is not an artist yet, right?
"It's me." Enya sighed, sat down reluctantly and looked at Jung Hyung-don.
"Stop joking. You just signed a contract with FNC today and you come to film this show with me?" Jung Hyung-don looked incredulous.
"Why not? It's true." Enya nodded calmly: "Although the contract was signed today, I talked to the president a few days ago. He arranged this program for me to increase my popularity."
"You still want to increase your popularity? You were so popular when you were a broadcaster, you must be very popular as an artist, I still don't believe it." Jung Hyung-don shook his head: "And if you are the bride, why do you want me to come to the Girls' Generation dormitory?"
"If you don't believe it, forget it." Enya pouted and looked at Jung Hyung-don speechlessly.
"This...can't be true?" Looking at the atmosphere at the scene, Jung Hyung-don asked cautiously.
"Of course, Oppa's bride is Enya," Jessica said as a matter of course.
"Ah!!" Jung Hyung-don looked at Enya in horror, muttering, "It's over, I'm done, it's over"
"It's over?" Enya looked at Jung Hyung-don ridiculously: "Why is it over? Is it so bad to marry me?"
"Jae-seok will definitely beat me to death, it's all over," Jung Hyung-don said in horror, holding his head as he thought of something very scary.
"Okay, now I'm your bride, do you have anything to show your appreciation?" Enya stretched out her hand and asked Jung Hyung-don for something.
"I'm very poor and penniless." Jung Hyung-don immediately turned out the pockets above his belt, but there was nothing inside.
"I'm thirsty. Go to the refrigerator and get me a bottle of drink," Enya said again.
"Isn't that a drink in front of you?" Jung Hyung-don immediately pointed at the drink in front of Enya, and everyone had a bottle of drink in front of them, which must have been what everyone had just drunk.
"This? This is finished." Enya picked up the bottle with a lot of drinks and shook it: "Look, it's almost half drunk, it will be finished soon, go quickly, my groom~" Enya remembered the scene when the girls ordered her around just now, and this time she started to order Jung Hyung-don around.
"Let's finish drinking it first. There's still so much left. It would be too troublesome to take it out if we can't finish it later," Jung Hyung-don said in embarrassment.
"Listen, such a lazy person is not suitable to be a groom. It would be a disaster if you marry him," Enya said immediately.
"Oh my god..." This sentence immediately shut up Jung Hyung-don. Jung Hyung-don stood up obediently and went to the refrigerator to get a drink for Enya.
"Wow, I didn't expect this feeling to be so good~" Enya felt very happy when she saw Jung Hyung-don obediently get up and get the drink.
"Are you still angry about what happened just now?" Sunny looked at Enya and said. What Enya said was very similar to what the girls said to Enya just now.
"No way." Enya shook her head proudly: "I am that kind of person."
"Yes," the girls said in unison. Enya's mouth twitched.
"Here" Jung Hyung-don brought a bottle of drink and placed it in front of Enya. He looked at Enya cautiously and said, "Enya, you were joking with me just now, right? You are not my bride, right?"
"Am I the kind of girl who would lie?" Enya looked at Jung Hyung-don innocently.
"Yes" Jung Hyung-don nodded without thinking.
"Wow, you guys" Enya said, expressing that she was hurt.
"Enya, tell me the truth, it wasn't you," Jung Hyung-don asked Enya again to confirm.
"I've already said it's me. Do you have so little trust in your bride?" Enya said speechlessly.
"No way, it's really you?" Zheng Hengdun's inner hope was instantly shattered.
"You look very disappointed." Seeing Jung Hyung Don looking like this, Enya asked unhappily.
"No, how could that be! I'm very happy!" Jung Hyung-don was surprised and immediately showed a very happy expression. At this time, Enya looked in the direction of Taeyeon: "You see, this man is very lazy and an introvert. He tells lies. Such a man is unreliable."
"Pfft~" Everyone laughed immediately.
"What... it's not you! Right!" Jung Hyung-don had lived for so long, how could he not understand what Enya meant? Enya was not his bride! Jung Hyung-don felt strange from the beginning. If the bride was Enya, then why did she come to the Girls' Generation dormitory? This didn't make sense at all.
"My groom, what are you talking about?" Enya looked at Jung Hyung Don in confusion. Could it be? Enya's expression made Jung Hyung Don confused again. No, no! Jung Hyung Don stood up suddenly and pointed at Enya: "Haha, my bride is definitely not you! It must be one of Girls' Generation"
"When did you become so smart?" Enya was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean you're so smart? I've always been smart, okay?" Jung Hyung-don said unhappily, "Get up! You're not my bride, and yet you're bossing me around?"
"Wow~" Enya was pulled up by Jung Hyung-don and was speechless: "Did you see that? This man is very violent. There will be no good things if I marry him."
"Enyaxi" Jung Hyung-don immediately stopped what he was doing and looked at Enya very elegantly: "Just now, I was joking with you, hehe, I hope you don't mind."
Enya and the others immediately felt goosebumps. The image of Jung Hyung-don on TV is completely different from what it is now, and it is also different from the real Jung Hyung-don himself.
"Actually, I am a very kind person, and I have a strong sense of responsibility..." Jung Hyung Don slowly talked about his 'advantages', and used all the compliments he could think of. Everyone was stunned.
If we say that Jung Hyung-don is talking about his strengths, it would be more appropriate to say that he is reciting. For every good word, Jung Hyung-don would occasionally think for a few seconds before saying it.
After five full minutes, Jung Hyung-don finally stopped talking, looking at everyone with what he thought was a very kind smile, "How is it? After listening to what I said, do you think I'm a reliable person?"
"He is indeed reliable...brother-in-law." The scene was very quiet, no one spoke, and the kind-hearted Xu Xian said softly.
"Oh?" Hearing this, Jung Hyung-don immediately became excited and looked straight at Seohyun: "Seohyun, what did you say just now? Brother-in-law?"
"Xu Xian~!" The members looked at Xu Xian in a ridiculous way. Didn't they agree to have some fun? Why did Xu Xian bring up such an important clue? However... this clue doesn't seem to be very important.
"Xu Xian calls me brother-in-law, so my bride must be someone older than Xu Xian in Girls' Generation! Hehe, I'm almost guessing who it is!" Jung Hyung Don smiled proudly and muttered to himself, "There are nine members in Girls' Generation, and Xu Xian is the youngest member. There are eight people older than Xu Xian... huh?"
"There are eight people for you to guess, try it," Enya said with a smile, spreading her hands.
"Just tell me." One of the eight people was his bride. How could Jung Hyung-don guess it? He immediately started to act coquettishly.
But it was useless, everyone looked at Jung Hyung-don very calmly. Taeyeon, on the other hand, looked a little flustered, after all, she was the one who became her husband on the show. But fortunately, Enya kept staring at Taeyeon and prevented her from sending any messages.
"Let's sing a song," Enya suggested, "Girls' Generation sing a song called 'gee', and the bride should seduce with her eyes... bah... give the groom a hint. If the groom guesses it, that's it. If he can't guess it, we can try again next time."
"Okay!" Taeyeon and the others agreed. This is free publicity, singing Girls' Generation's songs on the show. Next, Sunny played the song "Gee" on her phone. The girls posed in front. Enya sat there and watched quietly. In her previous life, it was because of this song that Enya became a fan of Girls' Generation. This song really brought back too many memories for Enya.
Jung Hyung-don stood aside, and the girls began to dance to the music. When it was their turn, they would stand in front and sing their part. During the performance, the girls would look at Jung Hyung-don from time to time during their free time. And now Jung Hyung-don, just like in the previous life show, was in a trance, staring blankly at the performance of Girls' Generation.
Finally it was Taeyeon's turn. For her part, Taeyeon stood at the front of the line and sang with all her might. In the gaps between the lyrics, she turned her head to look at Jung Hyung-don. But... Jung Hyung-don was actually grinning, looking at the air in front of him? He was grinning, not noticing the hint Taeyeon gave him at all. Taeyeon was also helpless.
After the performance, Jung Hyung-don shyly covered his face and said, "I really can't guess."
“Forget it, I’m tired.”
"Me too"
"I'm old and can't dance anymore. I get tired after just a few minutes." Seeing Jung Hyung-don's expression, everyone lost interest and sat down to complain.
"How old are you? You've only danced for a few minutes and you're already complaining of being tired." Jung Hyung-don was speechless.
"Um...Oppa, it's almost evening now, we can buy something to make dinner," Enya said to Jung Hyung-don.
"Cooking is too troublesome, why not just order takeout?" Jung Hyung-don said in embarrassment. When Jung Hyung-don is at home, he basically eats takeout, he is very lazy and too lazy to cook for himself.
"Oppa, if you eat too much of that stuff you will die," Xu Xian said seriously.
"It's not that exaggerated." Jung Hyung-don looked at Seohyun in shock.
"Haha" Enya laughed, and Seohyun's words finally appeared. Eating too much will kill you, this sentence is very classic. In the variety shows that Girls' Generation appeared in this year, Seohyun's words appeared very frequently.
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