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Chapter 597: Love-Struck Bamboo Tune, Helping You Confess?
Chapter 597: Love-Struck Bamboo Tune, Helping You Confess?
November 15, 2024
On Mount Ten Thousand Gods.
The 17th Godson, Ha Jin, and the 300 Goddesses, Xi Shui, gathered at the pillar Tian Kai's residence.
The 17th Godson was an established figure, having reached the pinnacle of the Divine Decree Realm, just one step away from ascending to the Divine Lord Realm.
Once he stepped into the Divine Lord Realm, he would truly become a powerful figure.
"The new prince, Qi Yuan?" Ha Jin, the 17th Godson, laughed heartily, "Another fat sheep has arrived."
Xi Shui's eyes twinkled with mischief, "Should I send him a message now, inviting him over?"
These established Godsons and Goddesses were not kind to their younger siblings.
"Hmm, he has just entered the True God Realm and lacks the resources to build his God Realm. I'll give him a chance to pledge his allegiance to me," the 17th Godson said confidently.
Building a God Realm required a vast amount of resources.
Even with the occasional resources from the Multiverse Mirror, the God Realm they could construct would likely be shabby.
Therefore, most of the later Godsons and Goddesses would either serve the established ones or form alliances.
Of course, if one chose to go solo, they would face isolation.
The pioneers would block the path for the newcomers.
Unless the newcomer had exceptionally high talent, they might attract investment from other True Gods.
"If one-tenth of this batch of Godsons pledge allegiance to their elder brother, his influence will greatly increase, and in the Starry Cloud Domain, he will be a formidable rival to Six Six," Xi Shui giggled.
Ha Jin, the 17th Godson, nodded in agreement.
He had ambition and aspirations.
Only by standing out among the numerous Godsons and Goddesses could he gain the attention of their father, Tian Kai, and obtain more resources.
"One-tenth is too difficult," Godson Ha Jin remarked.
The two of them chatted for an entire day, discussing the current situation in the Starry Cloud Domain.
Just then, Xi Shui's expression turned serious, "Elder Brother, that Qi Yuan... he refuses to join us for a gathering."
Xi Shui's playful demeanor faded.
Ha Jin's laughter ceased, "It seems he doesn't want to give me face. I'll see if he's going to side with Six Six Six."
...
"A random message out of the blue, I have social anxiety, and I'm not good at socializing anyway."
Qi Yuan looked at the dozens of messages in his residence and rejected them one by one.
Feng Ye, observing this, had a complicated expression, "Your Highness, if you reject these invitations, he said. "You might offend them."
Most of the later Godsons would choose to cooperate with the established Godsons and Goddesses, even pledging allegiance to them.
Only by doing so could they acquire sufficient resources to improve their God Realms and enhance their potential.
For True Gods, the deeper the foundation of their God Realms, the stronger their potential and power.
"By not attending their gatherings, I'm offending them?" Qi Yuan asked, his face filled with confusion. "The world doesn't work that way."
Feng Yun heard this and chose not to argue further, feeling that this young master was terrifyingly pure and innocent.
However, he wondered if following such a master would lead to a promising future.
"I'll take a look at the Multiverse Mirror and see if I can gather some faith."
Qi Yuan said.
"Be careful, Your Highness. Don't descend into the mortal world too easily, or else... it might be dangerous," Feng Yun reminded him.
"Don't worry."
Qi Yuan held the Multiverse Mirror in his hand, and at this moment, his consciousness descended.
The Multiverse Mirror was like a piece of broken jade, but this jade was as transparent as crystal, appearing no different from ordinary objects.
"Indeed, the inside of the Multiverse Mirror is no different from a chat group..."
But if there was a difference, it was in the positioning.
By obtaining the other party's coordinates, I could even descend my consciousness into the realm they were in.
Qi Yuan murmured to himself, feeling a strange sensation.
It was as if he were a demon, enticing others to send him their coordinates, and then the heavenly demon would descend.
At this moment, the chat group was bustling with activity.
"I'm Sui Budao, a charismatic and popular cultivator. Why would I lie to you?"
"What are fans?"
"You uncultured mutt, did you even attend compulsory education?"
"How dare you insult me?"
In the Great Wilderness World, Bamboo Tune's chest rose and fell with anger as she read the messages.
Recently, she had returned to her ancestral home and discovered a piece of broken jade, which led her to this strange place.
She was curious, especially since there seemed to be others here, communicating with her through text.
At present, she was chatting with Sui Budao, who claimed to be a cultivator with many admirers.
Unknowingly, Bamboo Tune revealed her romantic thoughts, asking the group how she could confess to the Deputy Minister of Rites, whom she had fallen for at first sight. But being just a merchant's daughter, what should she do? How could she confess?
She didn't dare.
As a result, Sui Budao, who had been acting so casually, suggested that if she liked him, she should invite him to eat some delicious shit.
Bamboo Tune was furious at the time, feeling that Sui Budao was too frivolous.
She was a little puzzled. Clearly, Sui Budao had been elegant and well-spoken before, which had given her the courage to ask.
But not only did he tease her, he even cursed at her, leaving Bamboo Tune feeling wronged.
"I'm cursing at dogs," Sui Budao said, "Humans are my favorite creatures, each one is a cute ice cream machine. How could I bear to curse at people?"
Hearing this, Bamboo Tune was a little dazed and didn't immediately understand the meaning of Sui Budao's message.
"Wait, you're not human?" At this moment, Zuo Jingyun, who had been lurking in the group, spoke up.
"Wait, you're not dogs?" Sui Budao was taken aback, then revealed a look of surprise, "You're... humans?!!!"
"Haha, I've hit the jackpot! So many ice cream machines!"
Sui Budao's comments were becoming a bit manic, and he seemed rather excited.
The group members fell silent.
Bamboo Tune also felt something was amiss.
Could Sui Budao be a dog? Could the records in the Strange Tales novel be true?
Could there really be a dog that had attained sentience?
But then she thought, if they could join a chat group, it wouldn't be strange for a dog to have gained sentience.
"Hey, Sui Budao, why do you say we're ice cream machines?" Bamboo Tune asked, puzzled.
"Hey, I won't tell you." Sui Budao laughed.
Just then, a message notification appeared.
Sui Budao was taken aback.
"A dog has come?"
"No, a new member?"
Bamboo Tune also looked curious.
Was it a person, a dog, or some other creature?
"I am a god. You can just call me Origin Venerable," Qi Yuan introduced himself.
He briefly browsed through the previous messages and replied.
There weren't many people in the group, and with his addition, there were now seven members.
The most talkative ones were Sui Budao and Bamboo Tune, while the rest were mostly silent, only speaking up to test the waters. Even Sui Budao and Bamboo Tune had almost revealed the color of their underwear.
"You're quite bold to claim to be a god," Zuo Jingyun spoke up, "Why don't you go and spar with the Heavenly Dragon Emperor?"
Zuo Jingyun didn't believe in any gods.
Ever since the Seven Warriors had slain the gods, there had been no gods in this world.
"If you want me to spar, I'll spar. But wouldn't I lose face?" Qi Yuan said, "I come from the Mountain of Ten Thousand Gods, and I am a true god. I have come to the Multiverse Mirror to help you all fulfill your wishes and gather your faith."
Sincerity was his ultimate skill, and Qi Yuan hid nothing.
Upon hearing this, the group fell silent for a moment.
In two distant places, two whispered voices could be heard.
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"The Mountain of Ten Thousand Gods?"
"This true god is new, a bit foolish, I wonder... what does he taste like?"
On the other side of the group chat, Zuo Jingyun slowly said, "Your background story is not convincing. The Heavenly Dragon Emperor claims to be the dragon of all dragons, who swallowed the world's black dragon."
At this moment, Sui Budao asked, "Do you poop?"
Qi Yuan fell silent, and after a long while, he said, "True gods do not poop."
"It's a pity. I was going to ask you to fulfill my wish. I've never tasted god-flavored ice cream before," Sui Budao said, feeling a little disappointed.
If the other party could produce ice cream for him every day, he wouldn't mind worshipping him.
"Origin Venerable, can you really fulfill our wishes?" At this moment, Bamboo Tune asked expectantly.
As for faith?
What was that?
When in need of wealth, worship the God of Wealth; when sick, worship the God of Medicine.
"Yes, all you need to do is have faith in me."
"Rest assured, even if you give me your coordinates, it will be fine.
Origin Venerable has arrived, and with your faith, the people's spring has come." Qi Yuan emphasized his sincerity.
Bamboo Tune's head was spinning a little, she didn't quite understand what coordinates meant.
"Origin Venerable, I can have faith in you, but can you fulfill one wish for me... I like the Minister of Rites' son, Yan Yuqing. I'm not sure if he likes me or not..." Bamboo Tune asked hesitantly.
At that time, she had consulted Sui Budao, who suggested inviting the Minister of Rites' son to eat shit.
That was too unreliable.
Now, a self-proclaimed true god had appeared, and this seemed more reliable.
"This is simple. Why don't I find someone to ask if he likes you or not?" Qi Yuan suggested.
Bamboo Tune paused for a moment, then shyly said, "Wouldn't that be inappropriate? What if he doesn't agree and gets angry?"
Hearing this, Qi Yuan really wanted to open Bamboo Tune's head and take a look inside.
This guy, he's got a real case of love-brain.
Logically speaking, joining this chat group should be about finding ways to get rich or engaging in inter-world trade.
But this guy, he's love-brain incarnate.
"After all, he's the son of an official, and he always has a bunch of guards around him. What if he gets angry and beats you up?" Bamboo Tune expressed her worries.
In the Vast Ruins World, there are all sorts of strange and wondrous tales.
As for those officials, they have the protection of their righteous aura, and ghosts and monsters can't harm them.
"What if he beats people up? He seems so fierce!" Qi Yuan said, "I think I should stay away to avoid trouble. How about I find a big, strong guy to go with you and ask Yan Yuqing if he likes you or not?"
After some thought, Qi Yuan replied.
He couldn't be bothered to descend in person.
With so many divine fetuses, he could naturally have them do the task for him.
Now that he's reached the True God Realm, the divine fetuses can naturally descend into this world.
Living in the Stellar Golden Elixir, the Goldfinch and Ning Tao can also bring their ethereal forms over.
"A big, strong guy? Is he tall and mighty?" Bamboo Tune asked.
"Don't worry, he's very tall and mighty," Qi Yuan thought, considering whether to call upon the Colossal Spirit to go with them.
Is the Colossal Spirit tall and mighty enough?
"But... what if one person isn't enough?" Bamboo Tune felt a bit anxious.
After all, when Yan Yuqing travels, he always has a dozen or so guards with him, some even in armor. A single big, strong guy might not be able to get close to him and could even be captured as an assassin.
"One person isn't enough? How about I call ten? Each one tall and mighty!" Qi Yuan said.
Barefoot Immortal, Four Great Kings, Ox Demon King, and the like, they all went to ask Yan Yuqing. Surely they'd get an answer, right?
"Ten is enough!" Bamboo Tune was delighted, her expression filled with joy. "In five more days, it's a rest day. That's when Yan Yuqing will go out, so we'll trouble Origin Venerable then."
"Sure, sure. See you in five days," Qi Yuan said in the group chat.
He glanced at the others and then asked, "Does anyone else have wishes they want to come true?"
But the group fell silent, and no one replied.
After about a dozen breaths, Sui Buda spoke up, "How about you make my ice cream machine?"
If you're a god, shouldn't this ice cream machine have better insulation and sealing?
"Get lost!" Qi Yuan was speechless.
This Sui Buda always disgusted him.
Zuo Jingyun laughed and said, "Origin Venerable, you should fulfill Bamboo Tune's wish first."
Actually, he had more to say.
There aren't many like Bamboo Tune, who is so naive and easy to fool. The others aren't so easily deceived.
If you're a true god?
To fulfill Bamboo Tune's wish, why go through the trouble of sending someone to ask if Yan Yuqing likes her? Just use your divine powers to make Yan Yuqing like Bamboo Tune.
Such a simple thing, and you can't even do it. And you call yourself a god?
But the Heavenly Emperor is such a middle-schooler.
"Sigh, why don't you guys believe in true gods?"
"You'll see. In five days, I'll fulfill Bamboo Tune's wish, and you won't be barking then!" Qi Yuan said nonchalantly.
"Woof woof woof!" Sui Buda commented.
...
"So-called gods are just powerful people." Zuo Jingyun murmured to himself in the True Martial World.
Thirty years ago, there was someone who claimed to be a god and wreaked havoc in the martial world.
But this so-called god was merely a martial artist who had consumed the blood of the exotic beast, Dragon Turtle, gaining a thousand years of lifespan and greatly increasing his martial arts.
In the end, the Son of Heaven descended, and the seven strongest warriors, each with a divine weapon, slew this self-proclaimed god.
"What a pity. I've trained for thirty years, and I'm only at the Grandmaster Realm. Although I obtained that mysterious jade, but... the cultivation technique that Sui Buda gave me only made my body stronger."
Zuo Jingyun had a nemesis, one of the seven warriors who slew the false god.
Over the years, he had been hunted by the disciples and followers of that warrior.
After joining this chat group, he felt it was his opportunity. So, after observing the members, he chose to privately message Sui Buda for a trade.
He shared some medicinal formulas, and in return, Sui Buda gave him some cultivation techniques.
Sui Buda's techniques were indeed effective and not even weaker than the Seven Warriors' secret manuals. But to defeat his nemesis, he still had a long way to go.
"If what Origin Venerable said is true, he should be an extra-dimensional demon. In the True Martial World... there have been quite a few extra-dimensional demons slain." Zuo Jingyun murmured, "But the Green Flame Divine Art that Wu Santong gave me is too weak. In his world, martial arts don't flourish."
Wu Santong, also in the group chat, is a martial artist and the leader of Mount Void Sect. He seems to have grand ambitions.
(End of Chapter)
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