The Monarch Of Everlasting Night Chapter 588: Fck Him! 【Two in One】 - Novel Cool

Chapter 588: Fck Him! 【Two in One】

Chapter 588: Fck Him! 【Two in One】

Dongfang Sansan ignored the urgent messages on the Communication Jade, allowing a soul to exert its power on the other end.

After dealing with two matters at hand, he finally picked up the Communication Jade leisurely.

He calmly opened it.

Upon seeing the screen, he found it filled with dense messages.

There were dozens of messages!

"What's going on? Heavenly King Xiao?"

"Why did Heavenly King Xiao suddenly attack Archer? Is he asking for death?"

"How is my son's injury? Is it serious?"

"I just sent a message to my little bunny, but there's no response. Is he still unconscious?"

"How can he be unconscious to this extent... His injuries are so severe!"

"What is Yan Nan doing? How could he let Heavenly King Xiao assassinate Archer? Shouldn't he treasure my son?"

"What happened in between?"

"..."

"You could at least make a sound."

"Dongfang Sansan! Are you dead? Are you dead? If you're not, you're farting!"

"Grandpa, you could at least reply!"

"Damn!"

"..."

Below, there was a long string of unbearable words.

From this string of messages, it was clear that the other side was already anxious to the point of smoke coming out of their seven orifices.

Dongfang Sansan patiently read through the messages with a smile and replied, "Don't worry, I've already sent someone to handle this matter."

The other side immediately responded, "How can I be at ease! How can I be at ease! Heavenly King Xiao is purely looking for death! He's eaten the heart of a bear and the gall of a leopard? He dares to move against anyone!"

"It's already taken care of."

"Isn't he still unconscious?"

"Forget it, you just got married. Don't worry about these trivial matters. Your happiness is the priority."

"I'll be damned!"

On the other side, Fang Lao Liu was directly infuriated.

Dongfang Sansan said, "As the saying goes, as long as there's a grain of rice left, one can't walk on the Naihe Bridge. Your son has great blessings, great life, and great fortune. Just looking at his face, you can tell he has the longevity star. Don't worry about these minor life tribulations."

"!!!"

Fang Lao Liu's seven orifices were smoking.

He was directly enraged.

Grabbing his sword, he wanted to charge out and fight, starting with cutting down Dongfang Sansan!

But even now, he hadn't fully recovered. Even if he faced Heavenly King Xiao, he would still be powerless to seek revenge.

His heart and liver felt even more distressed.

"If I hadn't done that heaven-defying thing back then, Heavenly King Xiao would have been a one-sword matter for me! Now I'm useless, and you're still angry with me! Boss, you're really a dog!"

Seeing that Fang Lao Liu even brought up the matter from years ago, Dongfang Sansan knew this guy was thoroughly enraged, and couldn't be teased anymore.

So, he said, "You really don't need to worry. I've already sent Xue Fu Xiao personally to the southeast. Are you still not at ease?"

Fang Lao Liu persisted, "What about the Continental Level Absolute Execution Order?"

"That's more or less fine."

Fang Lao Liu asked again, "How severe are the children's injuries?"

"Don't you understand the power of our Guardian's pills? With me here, what are you worried about?"

The communication ended.

Fang Yunzheng paced back and forth in his study in the Green Wave City, but in the end, he still felt suffocated.

The more he thought about it, the more suffocated he felt!

Moreover, he couldn't discuss this matter with Fang Qian Yi, as it might make him anxious and cause problems.

How did I end up in such a situation? Heavenly King Xiao? Who is he to bully me like this!

Back then, when I patrolled the world, wherever my longsword reached, no one dared to look me in the eye. Damn it!

Not to mention Heavenly King Xiao...

Alright, I'll let it go with Heavenly King Xiao.

But... I can't let it go with Heavenly King Xiao!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

He took out the Communication Jade.

He searched for a name, clicked on it, hesitated for a moment, and finally sent a message, "Are you dead?"

The other side immediately replied, "Damn! Sixth Brother? Is that you, Sixth Brother?!"

"What are you shouting about!"

Fang Yunzheng said, "What are you doing now? Why haven't I heard from you in so many years? I was even thinking of visiting your grave, but it turns out you're still alive?"

"I'm alive, Sixth Brother. You're also alive? That's great!"

As Fang Yunzheng looked at this conversation, he felt that it was getting more and more off-putting.

This was a conversation between two ghosts, wasn't it? If it's not ghosts, then what is it; but if it's not ghosts, why are they talking like this...

The other side kept sending messages to this side, obviously very excited.

"Are those brothers still around?" Fang Yunzheng changed the topic, "Sixth Brother, back then, my brothers and I were surrounded by the Only Righteous Sect. The brothers almost died, if not for your rescue, we would have been finished. Back then, the Only Righteous Sect's nine vice sect leaders and over twenty demon lords attacked us... At that time, the brothers were directly scattered."

"Up until now, I just learned that Elder Li's severe injuries haven't fully recovered. He's been in seclusion, healing his injuries. After reconnecting six hundred years ago, we've been continuously sending supplies, and he's slowly recovering."

"Elder Qi secretly joined the Guardians and became a vice hall master in one of the Guardian's great halls. He's married a bunch of wives, hiding his strength and enjoying life without showing off."

"Elder Si is now the Night Emperor of Tian Du City, but I estimate he's been pacified by Yan Nan, although he didn't explicitly say so, and of course, I didn't ask..."

"Elders Five and Six, and the other brothers, are dead..."

"I'm currently running a courier agency in Donghu Continent, and business is going well. The famous Longsword Courier Agency in the world is mine. Life is comfortable now, and I've made a name for myself as Lu Longsword these years. I have three wives and twenty-seven concubines, a bunch of sons and daughters, and several have even entered the Guardians on their own..." But I don't care about my children's matters, let them wander the world...

This person was obviously a chatterbox.

Upon hearing Fang Yunzheng's words, he was so delighted that he didn't know what to do.

Fang Yunzheng asked a question, and the other party continued to talk incessantly, speaking over seven thousand words in a row.

"Recently, there's a new Tianxia Escorts Bureau that's about to open in Donghu Continent. They're trying to steal my business, it's like provoking the wrath of the heavens... I'm thinking of ways to deal with them..."

Fang Yunzheng was stunned.

He held the Communication Jade and remained silent for a while.

The other party continued to talk non-stop.

A twisted and hideous expression slowly emerged on his face.

Recalling that this person, who claimed to be the Qingtian Knife, an unparalleled expert, and called himself 'Tian Dao', a boastful figure, had once punched the Horizontally Piercing Spear of the Only Me Orthodox Sect, to the point of chest bone collapse. With a knife, he had chased away the Hundred Battle Knife, causing the contemporary tyrant to flee. Now, he actually...

Escort leader?

Knife leader?

Big knife escort bureau?

Three wives and twenty-seven concubines? You're not idle for a day in a month?

For the sake of a day's silver, such a trivial profit, he actually wants to compete with the newly opened escort bureau and suppress them...

Fang Laoliu suddenly felt that the world in front of him was becoming surreal.

But suppressing the Tianxia Escorts Bureau is impossible!

"Wu Daotian, when did you become so talkative?"

Fang Yunzheng sighed.

He began to rub his glabella.

"If Sixth Brother doesn't want me to say it, I won't."

Over there, Wu Daotian happily said, "Sixth Brother, you don't know. I haven't chatted with anyone for hundreds of years... In this day and age, I can't chat either... I want to find a friend from years ago to chat with, it's truly... I can't find them anymore."

Fang Yunzheng said, "The news of my survival, in this world, only you know."

Over there, Wu Daotian understood, "I get it! Sixth Brother, I understand! I know you're also tired... Even more so since you were struck by lightning..."

You're really good at chatting.

Fang Yunzheng almost dropped the Communication Jade.

"You say, at your age, you're still thinking of competing with the younger generation for profit? Their newly opened escort bureau is affecting you? Is the market so big that you can consume it all? I really look down on you, why not leave some opportunities for the younger generation?"

Fang Yunzheng spoke.

Wu Daotian said, "I listen to Sixth Brother, I won't deal with them. Speaking of which, the money they earn in a year is nothing compared to what I can casually take out from my Space Ring..."

"Well, I'm looking for you today, there's something I need you to do." Fang Yunzheng said.

"Sixth Brother, you said! I was just thinking about doing something."

Wu Daotian was excited, "It's rare for Sixth Brother to acknowledge me, I'll definitely get the job done perfectly."

"Don't talk so full of yourself, do you want me to deal with Duan Xiyang?"

"That's not possible, I can't handle that myself."

Wu Daotian hesitated, then said, "But if Sixth Brother really wants to do it, I'll directly join the Guardians, and with Xue Fu Xiao, Ningxue Jian, and the Old Third and Old Seven, we'll form a team of about ten people to deal with Duan Xiyang. It's just that he has the Bone Teleportation Gate, so we might not be able to kill him..."

Wu Daotian started to plan seriously, "If Xue Fu Xiao really goes all out, he can pressure Duan Xiyang. With Ningxue Jian distracting him, and Yu Tian Qi using heavy weapons to suppress, Duan Xiyang won't be able to move. My big knife can also join in, plus a few more people... Sixth Brother, if you personally strike at the critical moment, it seems like it's not impossible..."

After planning for a while, Wu Daotian felt confident, "Sixth Brother, when do we start dealing with Duan Xiyang?"

"..."

Fang Yunzheng sighed, "I just want you to deal with Tianwang Xiao."

Over there, he immediately relaxed, "Sixth Brother, you're making it sound so difficult... Just that?"

"Just that!"

"You scared me, I thought you really wanted to deal with Duan Xiyang..."

Wu Daotian said, "This is an easy task, I'll set off tomorrow to deal with him."

"Won't you be exposed? Don't disrupt your peaceful life." Fang Yunzheng asked with concern.

"What's the problem?"

Wu Daotian replied, "The one doing it is Wu Daotian, what does it have to do with my big knife?"

"Then go."

Fang Yunzheng said, "I'm currently in seclusion, wait for me to come out, and I'll go to Donghu to drink with you."

"Okay, Sixth Brother, you must come! I'll be waiting for you! At that time, I'll call my brothers from all over the world to come and drink with you... Do you still remember Old Third? That guy, he knew you died, and the Night Emperor came running from Tian Du, crying... He told me about how you picked him up from a beggar pile, I didn't know what was going on, so I had to explain that he's a lunatic... If you can come, that guy will definitely come crying again..."

Fang Yunzheng was speechless.

This fucking... You arranged it like this, even if I went to Donghu Zhou, I can't find you!

You're going to declare it to the world!

"This matter of killing Tian Wang Xiao, I can't say that I asked you to do it."

"Sixth Brother, rest assured. Tian Wang Xiao is such a young man, and he actually caused a stir. I've been looking down on him for a long time. Even if you didn't say it, I would still slaughter him! Those fucking Only Me Orthodox Sect and I have a deep-rooted grudge. Killing Tian Wang Xiao first will satisfy my desire for revenge and raise the flag!"

Wu Dao Tian took full responsibility.

Fang Yun Zheng reminded him again.

He then put down the communication jade.

Damn, not being able to take action personally is a bit frustrating.

But... Forget it, it's fine for now.

Donghu Zhou.

The largest escort agency, Da Dao Escort Agency.

A tall and sturdy old man stood in the spacious study, deep in thought.

This study is so big.

The room was filled with books, all brand new, not a single page had been turned.

Placed here, not only did it fail to exude a scholarly atmosphere, but it also exposed a nouveau riche air.

So many books gathered together, the study could emit illiterate air, which is indeed rare in the world.

This old man was Wu Dao Tian.

Er, Lu Da Dao.

He was seen turning around excitedly, his blood boiling, feeling a bit hot. He opened his collar, exposing his hairy chest, and scratched it.

"Sixth Brother, you're still alive! That's great!"

"Hahaha..."

Then he roared: "Someone, come here!"

"Yes!"

"Announce that we'll do business honestly. As for that Tianxia Escort Agency, let them open it if they want. It doesn't matter, the market is so big, can they eat it all in one go? Are you all so greedy? The more competitors, the safer the market! Got it?"

"..."

Although everyone didn't understand why this master was shouting to expel Tianxia Escort Agency yesterday, but today he changed his mind.

However, in this escort agency, Lu Da Dao is the boss! Whatever he says goes.

Who dares to say no?

Lu Da Dao's eldest son once pretended to obey but actually defied him once, and was punched by Lu Da Dao, flying out several dozen zhang, and his bones were broken instantly!

And he was the eldest son!

From then on, no one dared to argue with Lu Da Dao's words.

If he were to come out and say, "Why is the sun so dark today?"

Everyone would surely follow: "Yes, yes, the sun has never been this dark... It's like coal."

"On the opening day, I'll represent our escort agency and congratulate them."

"Yes, Father."

"I have some business to take care of, it might take a few months or twenty days. You all take care of the escort agency!"

Lu Da Dao said.

"Father, you... At your age, why bother running around yourself? Let me handle it." The eldest son was worried and showed concern.

"You can't handle this matter."

Lu Da Dao impatiently said, "Alright, everyone scram!"

He turned and took down a sword from the wall, and put on a straw hat.

His tall and sturdy body strode out, "I'll go back and inform the family..."

Then, with a whoosh, he disappeared.

Everyone looked at each other, puzzled: What's going on? Why the hurry?

But it seemed that the old man was very excited. It must be good news.

Instantly.

Lu Da Dao left.

Then, he disappeared without a trace.

Then, he reappeared from the mountains, already transformed, even more sturdy and robust, and even his head was shining with a golden light, casually tying up his messy hair.

In his hand, he held an unusually thick-backed large sword, many times larger than usual.

Standing on the mountain peak, feeling the mountain breeze blowing. Suddenly, he was filled with heroic spirit!

There was a feeling of 'the lost Jianghu suddenly starting anew'.

"Ao~~~~"

He let out a long howl towards the sky.

Then, he soared into the air, turning into a rainbow that pierced the sky, heading straight towards the direction of Only Me Orthodox Sect!

Along the way, he was like thunder and lightning, rumbling, with a shocking momentum.

"I'm out again!"

In another direction.

Xue Fu Xiao, who was flying in the air with his people, was stunned.

That voice...

The others also heard it.

They all felt threatened by that roar: "So strong!"

"Looks like he's from Donghu Zhou..."

Xue Fu Xiao looked puzzled, "You all go ahead, I'll catch up and see why it feels so familiar?"

But just as he was about to get up, he felt something and stopped, shaking his head, "Who is this, why so fast... This speed is too fast, I can't catch up now, forget it."

Sighing, he looked into the distance, frowning deeply.

After a moment, he waved his hand and continued on with the group.

The group crossed Donghu Zhou and headed straight for the White Elephant Continent.

But Xue Fu Xiao's words made everyone wonder.

Who is this?

Although it was said that the speed was so fast that even Xue Fu Xiao couldn't catch up... That's a bit exaggerated.

At the very least, the top five on the Cloud Battlefield Arsenal Rankings definitely had the strength to back it up.

"Any guesses, Blade Bro?"

"None."

Xue Fuxiao said, "In this world, there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Who knows how many old monsters are still lurking? When you guys go out later, don't take it lightly."

Yu Huanian had something to say about this, "Blade Bro, what you said is really... Do you still remember that year when I was living next door to you..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Xue Fuxiao turned his head and chuckled, "Blade Bro? I didn't even notice that you called me twice, Huanian. Don't think that just because you call me Sword Bro, you can call me Blade Bro. We, Wind, Rain, and Snow, can discuss this. You call me Blade Bro?"

Yu Huanian's face turned red with embarrassment, "I... I..."

Xue Fuxiao laughed, "When you were three years old, I visited your house, and your father called me Uncle. I held you, played with you, and squeezed you like a bean... You call me Blade Bro?"

"Hahahahaha..."

Mo Qingtian and Jing Yunlong couldn't stop laughing.

Yu Huanian was at a loss for words.

"Blade Grandpa, Blade Grandpa... We're almost at the White Elephant Continent..."

Xue Fuxiao glanced at him, "When you were five years old, you were slacking off during your cultivation. You ran off to eat some heavenly treasures to try to speed up your progress, but it backfired and made you sick. Your father carried you, and as he ran, your butt kept leaking, spraying out like a yellow fountain in continuous bursts... You forgot? Now you call me Bro?"

Yu Huanian covered his face and ran off.

He had just called him 'Blade Bro' once, and now he was being humiliated, even his embarrassing history from when he was five was being brought up.

If this continued, who knows what else would be revealed...

"Hahahahaha..."

Mo Qingtian and Jing Yunlong were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe.

This trip today was truly worth it.

Usually, they would see Yu Huanian holding the Azure Dragon Blade, his three strands of long beard flowing in the wind, looking mighty and impressive, and acting all high and mighty. But today, he was actually struck so hard that he covered his face and ran off...

Tsk tsk, it had to be Xue Fuxiao!

It's worth remembering this. Tsk, spraying like a yellow fountain, tsk tsk... Just thinking about it...

...

At this moment, Mu Lin Yuan had also arrived at the White Elephant Continent.

His luck was incredibly bad.

Upon reaching the White Elephant Continent, the entire city was on high alert.

There were guards every three steps and patrols every five steps.

The level of vigilance was terrifying.

From the moment Mu Lin Yuan entered the city and found an inn to stay, he was inspected thirteen times.

If his identity wasn't well-forged, he would have been arrested by now.

Even so, he was still scared out of his wits.

The items he carried with him were extremely important.

"What the hell is going on here?"

After finally checking in at the inn, Mu Lin Yuan, with a pale face, asked the innkeeper.

"It's said that Inspector Fang Che was assassinated..."

The innkeeper whispered, "Don't ask... Don't talk."

"Ah?!"

Mu Lin Yuan's body instantly turned cold, "Inspector Fang Che was assassinated? When did this happen? Damn it! Who is so bold and audacious?!"

At this moment, Mu Lin Yuan felt like his heart was about to explode. Who dared to assassinate my treasure? If Night Emperor was assassinated, then this trip of mine...

In an instant, he felt his heart go cold, as if his soul had been taken away.

"Dead?"

Mu Lin Yuan grabbed the innkeeper.

"I don't know... I don't know anything..." The innkeeper was terrified.

Why did this guy go crazy when he heard that Inspector Fang Che was assassinated?

"Damn it!"

Mu Lin Yuan quickly went into his room.

He took out the communication jade and connected to the Five Spirit Toad to send a message, "Sect Leader, something terrible has happened. Night Emperor has been assassinated..."

At the main hall of the Divine Soul Sect, the tea cup in the hands of the Divine Soul Palace Sect Leader fell to the ground with a 'pa' sound.

In an instant, his heart stopped beating.

His vision went dark... He almost fell onto the table. The communication jade was in his hand, but it also fell to the ground.

He sat down on the ground, picked up the communication jade, and asked with a twisted expression, "What happened?!"

"I don't know either. The White Elephant Continent is now on high alert to an extreme degree, and it's filled with Wardens... I asked, and it turns out that Night Emperor and his Inspector were assassinated..."

"How is Night Emperor?"

"Still unknown..."

"Go and investigate! Hurry and investigate! Investigate!"

"You're in the White Elephant Continent, and you're telling me you don't know?!"

The Divine Soul Palace Sect Leader was furious, "What are you eating?!"

Mu Lin Yuan put down the communication jade.

His face was filled with melancholy and grief.

Where should I go to investigate? How should I investigate? In this city, even taking two steps outside is difficult...

"I'll go investigate immediately."

Mu Lin Yuan agreed and went out, looking at the groups of Wardens on the street with a worried expression.

How should I investigate?

A loud dragon's roar echoed in the sky, and before the sound faded, a figure had already arrived above them.

The wind and clouds surged.

Xue Fuxiao and the others directly descended into the Guardian Hall of the White Elephant Continent.

"How is it?"

"Greetings, Elder Xue... Greetings..."

"No need for formalities! Where is the person? Take me there quickly!"

"..."

(End of Chapter)

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