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Chapter 527: Fury Swallows Crimson Blood
Chapter 527: Fury Swallows Crimson Blood
"Just in time", pili dancer warrior muttered, watching the battlefield unfold below.
"Watch yourself, Poker Hero", tap monster guest warned from behind.
"Got it!" Feng Bu Jue shouted, though his mind raced, "Hmm... They're underestimating me. To be honest, I have some confidence in my abilities. In this situation, if I wanted to, I could unleash a devastating Storm Leg before landing. Even those heavily-armored machines wouldn't walk away unscratched..."
His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by—
【OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~】
【U_cant_touch_this】
An iconic rap song suddenly blasted through the air.
It wasn't just vocals—the melody, rhythm, and harmonies were crystal clear. The source remained mysterious, but everyone present heard it loud and clear.
Then, pili dancer warrior planted his foot squarely on a Mechanical Tyrannosaurus's head. In the next instant, the massive beast exploded into countless fragments. Smaller mechanical creatures nearby were shredded by flying debris or crushed under the collapsing tyrant's body.
Leaping from the explosion's flames, pili dancer warrior performed a series of acrobatic flips mid-air before landing with catlike grace. True warriors never look back at explosions, and true to form, he didn't glance back. Instead, he started dancing to the beats of U_cant_touch_this—the legendary track by rapper-dancer M.C. Hammer.
This song's infectious energy rivaled Gangnam Style, its choreography even more extravagant and technically demanding, featuring rapid jumps and spins (the prototype for World of Warcraft's Orc Dance). Now, pili dancer warrior added his own flair—moves like "Puppet Style", "Moonwalk", "Pounding Step", and dazzling floor spins.
Each motion unleashed crushing force, synchronized to the music's rhythm, sending shockwaves rippling through the battlefield. The mechanical army crumpled like wheat before the scythe, utterly unable to retaliate.
"Unbelievable..." Feng Bu Jue stood frozen, watching for mere seconds before his jaw dropped. "What the hell is this…? If you sent dozens of A3 heroes for a Plaza Dance, the Milky Way galaxy could be conquered..."
Tap monster guest stood beside Feng, arms crossed, bobbing to the rhythm while muttering, "Guess I won't need to intervene after all."
"Yeah... Maybe leave them a fighting chance", Feng mused.
Before the song ended, pili dancer warrior had cleared every mechanical monster within a three-kilometer radius. Feng hadn't even moved a muscle. He bitterly regretted not using his Storm Leg during the descent—maybe he'd score some skill points for the effort.
"Jiejiejie..." A sinister laugh echoed through the smoke.
Along with the laughter came a black beam of light.
The target? Feng Bu Jue—the weakest of the three present, or so everyone (including himself) believed.
"Watch out!" Tap monster guest barked, throwing himself in front of Feng.
In that lightning-fast moment, sharp tap-tap-tap sounds rang out—dozens of staccato beats. Then, tap monster guest struck a pose, feet planted, one leg suddenly lashing out.
A force like a dragon erupting from the abyss surged forward, colliding with the energy beam. The impact created a shockwave that carved deep gouges into surrounding buildings and streets.
"Jiejie... Not bad for pili dancer warrior and tap monster guest", the laughing figure declared as he emerged onto the street. "I knew those cannon fodder wouldn't stop you."
The newcomer was another shrugging planet human, clad in black armor nearly identical to Cuicui Cuicui Doctor's. Clearly, this was a mini-boss-tier threat.
"And who might you be?" tap monster guest asked.
"Jiejiejie... I am the great, evil, invincible Cuicui Cuicui Doctor's first and foremost general..." The figure announced his title dramatically, as if that alone elevated him. "Qiongqiong Qiongqiong Marshal!"
"Lies!" Another voice cut through.
Before Feng or the heroes could speak, another uninvited guest interrupted.
"I am Cuicui Cuicui Doctor's true first general!" The challenger stepped forward from behind Qiongqiong Qiongqiong, also wearing matching armor. "Remember my name, heroes! I am Cuocuo Cuocuo General!"
"Hmph... Who's this random hero?" Qiongqiong Qiongqiong scoffed, eyeing Feng with disdain. "Never seen you before."
"Today you will", Feng replied, already drawing the 【Must-Break Armor Blade】from his satchel.
"Jiejie... You're pulling a weapon? Planning to fight me?" Qiongqiong Qiongqiong sneered. "Let me warn you—I wear Doctor's super armor. Even direct missile hits won't faze me. Hmph... You think your weakling attacks can—"
Boom!
A flash of crimson spiritual energy erupted. Feng vanished from Qiongqiong Qiongqiong's sight. Half a second later, he reappeared behind his foe, hooking his leg.
"Ahhh—!" Qiongqiong Qiongqiong stumbled forward. The force wasn't overwhelming, yet his body betrayed him, toppling face-first into the dirt.
Before he hit the ground, Feng's cleaver stabbed downward, piercing the back of his head. That armor, boasting missile-proof strength, crumbled like tofu beneath the blade.
Activated 【Spirit Sense Body Technique - Modified】, combined with 【brat's low kick】, and the 【Must-Break Armor Blade】—this combo had been Feng's plan since acquiring this flawless-grade weapon. Now he tested it on a high-defense opponent.
Poor Qiongqiong Qiongqiong never unleashed even a tenth of his armor's potential before arrogant overconfidence earned him an early grave.
"What!" Cuocuo Cuocuo General screamed.
Even pili dancer warrior and tap monster guest looked stunned.
"Hmph... Pathetic", Feng said, yanking his cleaver free and flicking brain matter and blood from the blade. Then he turned to Cuocuo Cuocuo, smirking cruelly, "You should be happy though. You're now unquestionably the 'Number One General.'"
Feng's smile—ten times more terrifying than this group of clownish villains. Cuocuo Cuocuo met his gaze, face paling, before fleeing without a word of defiance.
Truth be told, fleeing wasn't necessary. The situation had unfolded purely from Qiongqiong Qiongqiong's carelessness. With proper defense—dodging that low kick or twisting mid-fall to parry—the combo could've been countered.
Unfortunately, Cuocuo Cuocuo's courage shattered completely. Fear left him incapable of even considering tactical countermeasures.
"Oh, sorry", Feng sheathed his cleaver, approaching his allies. "Actually, there's an important question I haven't asked yet..." He paused. "Does our alliance allow heroes to kill?"
"Uh..." Pili dancer warrior, still recovering from shock, answered woodenly, "Generally not encouraged... Let criminals stand trial. But for C-rank threats or higher, preemptive action is permitted."
"Then I'll be careful in the future", Feng replied calmly, using diplomatic language to demonstrate ruthless efficiency.
"Whoa!" Tap monster guest finally blurted after a long delay. "Poker Hero, your abilities are way stronger than I thought!"
"Not at all... You two are more impressive", Feng replied truthfully. In pure combat strength, both pili dancer warrior and tap monster guest clearly outclassed him. But factor in underhanded tactics? Feng could handle both simultaneously.
"Hmm... With your strength, and being a Super Wisdomhero..." Pili dancer warrior mused, "Poker Hero, you might someday join the Supreme Committee."
"Is... That so", Feng chuckled dryly, thinking, "Sounds like nothing but trouble..."
"Anyway, let's focus on finishing this mission first", Feng said, steering the conversation.
(End of Chapter)
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