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Chapter 474: Dong Yunyu's Plan (Part 1)
Chapter 474: Dong Yunyu's Plan (Part 1)
As expected, this aroused the interest of this scoundrel!
Xue Fuxiao chuckled smugly, lowering his voice and speaking in an air of mystery, "Your Ninth Brother is currently locked in his room, writing his autobiography for Jun Lin."
Ningxue Jian's eyes lit up like light bulbs, and his spirit instantly revived, "Holy shit! Really?!"
"Is there any doubt about it?" Xue Fuxiao smiled faintly, full of confidence.
Ningxue Jian frowned, a little skeptical, always feeling that Xue Fuxiao was setting him up, and said, "I suspect you're trying to trick me."
"Haha, believe it or not, it's up to you."
Xue Fuxiao said proudly, "Anyway, I brought back the soul jade slip of Jun Lin's autobiography. You idiot, how can I not know better than you?"
"Really?"
"If I'm lying, I'll be your pet!"
Xue Fuxiao made a solemn vow and then said unhappily, "Believe it or not! I'm too lazy to deal with you, a scoundrel. I finally tell you a bit of news about your idol, and you still doubt me. I'm leaving."
He turned around and walked away.
Ningxue Jian grabbed him and put on a fake smile, "Xue Ge, brother, tell me in detail."
"Ask your Ninth Brother! You bastard don't trust me, I'm so angry right now!"
Xue Fuxiao was indignant, and with a flick of his sleeve, he threw Ningxue Jian aside and pulled Yutian Qi as they soared into the sky.
A single sentence dispelled all of Ningxue Jian's doubts.
He stood in place, stroking his chin, deep in thought.
"Ninth Brother actually has this treasure, and he's still secretly working on it... Damn, Ninth Brother has this bad habit of keeping secrets and not sharing."
"How can I get a look at it?"
Ningxue Jian's heart was as restless as a cat.
He was incredibly curious.
The idol's autobiography!
Ninth Brother was writing it himself!
But what's the point of reading a revised version? It's definitely not the original flavor.
Everyone knows Ninth Brother's temperament; he would definitely edit out some things and use the Spring and Autumn Annals style.
But how can I see the original?
He stroked his chin, occasionally tilting his head and glancing at Dongfang Sansan's window with a calculating look in his eyes.
That night...
After hesitating all afternoon, Ningxue Jian, unable to contain his curiosity, finally brought a cup of tea and went to find Dongfang Sansan.
"Ninth Brother... Are you busy?"
Ningxue Jian knocked on the door and put on a fake smile, "I brought you some Icy Heart Tea. Try it."
"Just leave it there."
"Hmm, Ninth Brother, do you want me to give you a shoulder massage? Relax a bit?"
"Hmm?"
Dongfang Sansan immediately frowned, turned around, and looked at Ningxue Jian, straightening his body, "If you have something to say, just say it."
"I feel a bit embarrassed."
"I know your temperament. You often feel embarrassed, but every time, you still end up saying it. Come on, hurry up."
"I really am a bit embarrassed."
"I'll count to three. If you don't speak, you're leaving."
"No, no, Ninth Brother, Ninth Brother..."
Ningxue Jian hugged Dongfang Sansan's arm, "I heard... you have Jun Lin's autobiography?"
"Hmm?" Dongfang Sansan's mood suddenly turned sour, and he turned to frown at him, "What are you doing?"
"Can I take a look?"
"You can see it after I'm done editing."
"What's the point then? Ninth Brother, the unedited version is more interesting."
Ningxue Jian pleaded, "Can I see the original, please?"
Dongfang Sansan's face darkened.
That day.
All the guardians who were working overtime witnessed a shocking scene.
The usually refined Ninth Lord, Ningxue Jian, was thrown out of the window by the Ninth Lord.
He landed heavily on the ground.
Then, Ningxue Jian covered his face and ran off in a hurry.
Soon after, they heard the Ninth Lord's angry grunt, "Tomorrow, get out of here and go guard the mountain gate!"
This was already shocking enough for everyone.
Not only was the Ninth Lord a master, but he was also so powerful! This news was incredibly uplifting.
By dawn, when Ningxue Jian appeared, someone asked, "What happened last night?"
"Nothing happened!"
Ningxue Jian shook his head firmly, "Absolutely not! You must have seen it wrong!"
When someone asked again, Ningxue Jian started to lose his temper.
Then, his sword energy soared, and his aura was awe-inspiring.
Everyone fell silent, and then they saw Ningxue Jian muttering to himself, "An important friend is coming, I'll wait for them at the foot of the mountain."
He actually went to guard the mountain gate.
Everyone looked at each other, unsure of what had happened.
But everyone was certain: Ningxue Jian was in trouble!
...
Xue Fuxiao laughed heartily along the way.
Yutian Qi was puzzled, "What are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing at that bastard, Rui Qian, who finally fell for my trick."
"He might not go."
"Don't worry, this move of mine is an open strategy! He has to go, whether he likes it or not!"
Xue Fuxiao boasted, "With Rui Qian's brain, if he could escape my plan, haha, I'm not boasting, but he'd need at least two thousand years of cultivation. The same goes for you. I can play with you all and still win."
Yutian Qi snorted in disdain.
He patted his axe and glanced at Xue Fuxiao's neck.
He felt that Xue Fuxiao was getting carried away and needed a reality check.
"Let's go, I'll introduce you to an old friend, and I guarantee you'll be surprised."
Xue Fuxiao, however, paid no attention to Yutian Qi's warning, and pulled him along, excited and rushing faster and faster.
...
At the same time.
Yang Luoyu, entrusted with an important task by Xue Fuxiao, had arrived at the Southern Guardian Headquarters.
He came for the matter concerning Dong Yunyu.
Although Dong Yunyu only requested an honor banner and a medal of valor, after careful consideration, Dongfang Sansan still offered a generous reward.
"Since we're giving face, let's do it properly!"
Moreover, the Dong family was one of the continent's top-tier families.
In the absence of a Level 1 family, a Level 3 family is equivalent to a Level 2 family, which is an extremely large clan, and the Dong family is exceptionally powerful.
More importantly, the Dong family is renowned for its strict family values and is known as the continent's Gentleman's household!
Such a family places great emphasis on etiquette and rituals.
They value manners above all else.
Therefore, the Guardians must not lose face.
The medal, on the other hand, is the continent's meritorious service medal, signed by the military strategist with crossed swords.
The Honor Banner is even more solemn and dignified.
Then, the Southern Guardian Headquarters must dispatch a ceremonial squad led by a Deputy Vice President-level official to the Dong family.
This will give the Dong family enough face.
This was something that Dongfang Sansan repeatedly emphasized.
Yang Luoyu was quite puzzled along the way.
Before I came, Ninth Lord repeatedly reminded me: "This is the reward that Xue Daren decided when Dong Yunyu just returned from the Yin Yang Realm. It's also the reward that Dong Yunyu deserves for his great achievements."
The meaning was clear.
This wasn't Ninth Lord's idea.
Yang Luoyu was utterly perplexed by this.
What's so unusual about this? It's just a regular occurrence.
Moreover, for this reward presentation to the Dong family, I, Yan Jun Di, have to personally get involved? No matter how I look at it, something feels off, but I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong.
But... Ninth Lord wouldn't send me here to harm me.
Upon arriving at the Southern Headquarters, he quickly assembled the team and headed towards the Dong family.
...
Currently, within the Dong family...
It's in complete chaos.
People are shouting, horses are neighing, and curses are constantly heard.
Dong Yunyu has been back for three days.
In these three days, the entire Dong family has been in turmoil.
Initially, it was just Dong Yunyu's own family that was chaotic, then the whole street, followed by internal family unrest, and finally... the entire family was in disarray.
On Dong Yunyu's first day back.
He got into a fight with his family.
Dong Yunyu's father, Dongmentang Zhi, is a rigid man who has followed rules and traditions since childhood. Although he comes from a martial arts family, he is as strict as the family's old antiques, demanding the highest standards from himself.
Later, he married a quirky childhood sweetheart.
They had two sons, both obedient, which put Dongmentang Zhi at ease. He breathed a sigh of relief: "At least he didn't take after his mother."
Feeling reassured, he continued to procreate, and finally, the third child was born. But even before this child turned one month old, he showed signs of being unruly.
By the age of one, he was already quite quirky.
Usually, mischievous children don't fully reveal their true nature until they are seven or eight years old, as the saying goes, 'At seven or eight, even dogs will find you annoying.'
However, Dongmentang Zhi's third child was already 'annoying to dogs' at the age of three.
As he grew older, he completely unleashed his wild side, successfully reaching the point of being 'despised by both humans and ghosts.'
Especially in the Dong family, known across the continent for its strict family values, Dong Yunyu, the odd one out, stood out even more, like a light in the darkness, radiating a dazzling brilliance.
At the time, they only felt the child was mischievous, thinking that cultivation would improve him as he grew up.
However, after Dong Yunyu gained martial power, he became even more unruly, and his mischief intensified several times over.
All the fruit trees in the vast area of the Dong family, from the moment they started bearing fruit, this kid would pick a pile one day and another the next.
Especially those spiritual fruits, they suffered the most.
In the most impressive year, not a single person in the Dong family got to eat a ripe fruit.
That year, Dong Yunyu was seven years old.
It was then that the Dong family truly experienced what a troublemaker was! The Dong family, known for its strict adherence to rules and gentlemanly conduct, in that year, truly became a family of fools.
Imagine a flock of pure white sheep with a pitch-black dog running through it.
But the Dong family didn't realize that this was just the beginning.
Some elders even kindly told Dongmentang Zhi, "It's okay, all kids are like this. You were also quite mischievous when you were young, but you grew out of it. Educate him well, and our strict family values will gradually influence him."
And they were confident: "Even if our Dong family's child is mischievous, how mischievous can he be?"
From that year on, Dongmentang Zhi began a long-term battle of wits with his third child, truly ushering in a new era of chaos for the Dong family.
It turned out that Dong Yunyu was indeed a talent, at least in terms of his personality, which was one that thrived on challenges and never gave up.
Moreover, his roots, talents, and endowments were all top-notch.
This was beyond doubt.
His cultivation progress was indeed rapid.
The elders and ancestors were all relieved.
However, as Dong Yunyu's cultivation increased, his destructive power became even more severe.
At the age of seven, he made his two older brothers cry four or five times a day.
In the same class of over fifty students, he shaved every single one of them bald.
Leading a group of kids, he started skipping classes, and anyone who didn't follow would get beaten up.
He skipped not only academic lessons but also martial arts classes.
Most importantly, he led them into the depths of the mountains, disappearing without a trace.
It got to the point where when teachers went to teach, they would open the door to an empty classroom, and even when they went to look for them, they couldn't find them. The entire family had to be mobilized to search for them, and when they were caught, they would be beaten up.
But as soon as they turned around, they would disappear again.
From morning to night, Dong Yunyu was beaten by Dongmentang Zhi an average of seventeen or eighteen times a day, crying and screaming, but as soon as he got up, he was full of energy, ready to cause more trouble.
He wreaked havoc in the spiritual herb garden and fruit garden. At the age of eight, he went to the upstream reservoir to catch fish, but he ended up opening the dam, causing a breach and flooding the entire Dong family into a swamp.
Fortunately, they were a high martial arts family, and no lives were lost.
However, the immovable medicinal garden and fruit garden were basically ruined.
Dong Yunyu, taking advantage of the flooding, slipped away like a slippery fish.
He was having a great time, and behind him followed a group of fish just like him.
At that moment, the entire Dong family, flooded, grabbed all forty of their children and hung them from a big tree, beating them for half a day.
From then on, Dong Yunyu was no longer allowed to attend school with the others and enjoyed the special treatment of attending classes alone.
A high-level martial artist watching over a child, surely there wouldn't be any problems? Everyone thought so, but in reality, there was a big problem.
Dong Yunyu, without any guidance, learned to dig tunnels.
In a well-built classroom, he dug out over a dozen secret passages leading outside, all without anyone noticing. He was even more skilled than a rabbit.
When the teacher stepped out for a stroll, everyone disappeared. When they went looking, they found them wrestling with tigers in the mountains...
The most impressive part was that it took a great deal of effort to find the secret passages from inside the classroom.
By the time Dong Yunyu turned ten, he had already matured.
This maturity referred to his skin, not his sexual characteristics.
It was also around this time that Dong Yunyu's exhausted father, Dongmentang Zhi, uttered a famous saying.
"I'd rather have shot on the wall than have given birth to you!"
This statement opened a brand new door for Dong Yunyu.
From then on, no matter who he quarreled with, he would retort with, "Your dad might as well have shot on the wall instead of giving birth to you!"
How could the children take this insult? Naturally, they would fight back. Dong Yunyu began to study hard and learn from various masters, eventually developing his own unique 'Cursing Technique'.
From then on, no one in the Dong family could match him in cursing.
For a whole year, the entire Dong family was shrouded in foul language.
After a year, the ancestor in charge of guarding the family spoke up, "I feel like I've lived long enough... This year has been worse than the past eight thousand years..."
Everyone painfully reflected and found Dong Yunyu a master, sending him away.
Who did they choose? They picked the continent's renowned Gentleman Sword, Wang Zijing, to educate Dong Yunyu.
A year later, Dong Yunyu was sent back.
When Gentleman Sword arrived, he couldn't stop swearing.
"Damn it, I finally sent this little bastard back, fuck... Catch him if you can! I'm done serving him, he's such a jinx!"
He threw Dong Yunyu back like a piece of trash.
Gentleman Sword spat and left.
After some time, Wang Zijing became famous across the land as the Filthy Mouthed Scoundrel.
People hated him, and even ghosts avoided him. This man wouldn't open his mouth unless it was to curse someone!
At first, some people admired the 'Gentleman Sword's' demeanor, and when he visited a noble's house, they invited him to entertain their guests. This 'Gentleman Sword' sat at the table and started cursing.
"Damn it, I thought you were someone important, but you're just an old bitch! Come, come, have a drink with your father as a sign of respect..."
Wherever he went, the people suffered.
Gentleman Sword's curses drove away the birds in the mountains and erased all traces of humans.
Gradually, everyone accepted it, and the name Filthy Mouthed Scoundrel became famous across the continent. Finally, one day, he met Ningxue Jian Rui Qian Shan, who beat him up and recruited him into the Guardians as a laborer.
From then on, even Rui Qian Shan was found to be more foul-mouthed...
Back to Dong Yunyu.
Within three days of returning to the Dong family, he was sent to the Wu family for education through connections.
Everyone knew that Wu Zhibing, the young master of the Wu family, was mature beyond his years. After careful consideration, they found that he was indeed a child who was not easily corrupted.
So, Dong Yunyu was sent to learn from Wu Zhibing.
Naturally, Wu Zhibing wouldn't be corrupted, but he couldn't stand Dong Yunyu either. In six days, the two children fought over thirty battles, both ending up injured! Wu Zhibing had a broken arm, and Dong Yunyu's leg was broken.
The Wu family sent Dong Yunyu back like a plague, their faces ashen.
During those six days, Dong Yunyu had cursed the Wu family's ancestral graves.
He fought with Wu Zhibing every day, and he even found time to go to the nearby Hua family and beat their young master, Hua Kaixie, half to death.
He claimed that Wu Zhibing sent him...
This was ridiculous!
Dong Yunyu returned home again, and the Dong family discovered that after his training, he had indeed improved: his cursing skills had advanced, and his ability to provoke others had also improved! Even more impressive, he had awakened another ability in the Wu family—that of sowing discord and creating enmity.
Whenever Dong Yunyu was around, he could even make brothers fight each other.
This was a natural talent, and a very high-quality one at that.
After returning home for three days, Dong Yunyu's father, Dongmentang Zhi, quarreled with his older brother, Dongmentang Jun, and the two families fought, nearly killing each other...
Then, Dong Yunyu went around stirring up trouble, causing chaos and fights everywhere.
This guy spread rumors that his ancestors were born of a concubine.
This was like poking a hornet's nest.
He was hung from the village's jujube tree, and three generations of his family were punished at the same time, whipping him until his body was covered in wounds.
Then, he was sent to the Guardian Youth Training Camp.
After a year, the entire training camp became a stinking mud pit, with an unbearable stench.
Everyone who came out had squinted eyes, dissatisfied and resentful. When they saw someone, they would ask, "Who the hell are you?"
Their greetings had reached this level.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm taking a piss, what about you?
(End of Chapter)
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