The Monarch Of Everlasting Night Chapter 468: Traveling Doctor Lang? [3 Bonus Chapters by wisehaichen Alliance Leader] - Novel Cool

Chapter 468: Traveling Doctor Lang? [3 Bonus Chapters by wisehaichen Alliance Leader]

Chapter 468: Traveling Doctor Lang? [3 Bonus Chapters by wisehaichen Alliance Leader]

But everyone's faces turned solemn at his words.

Fang Che spoke the truth.

Even if Hong Erquezi was beaten to death, there was still Qin Fang to consider. She was also family from the Guardian Hall.

As Fang Che spoke, everyone felt a sense of shame.

They had initially felt proud of disciplining Hong Erquezi, but now the situation had completely reversed.

Yuan Jingjiang sighed and said, "Blame me for this... Actually, if you think about it carefully, Hong Erquezi isn't a bad person. But he's just so despicable and foul-mouthed!"

"Moreover, his despicableness isn't the kind that makes you want to laugh, but the kind that makes you want to kill..."

"His foul mouth knows no bounds, his slipperiness knows no bounds, his oiliness knows no bounds, and his lack of propriety knows no bounds. He gives off a stingy vibe that makes people dislike him, but he's not actually a bad guy! Isn't that the feeling?"

Fang Che asked with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes! That's exactly the feeling, spot on!"

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they slapped their thighs.

"So, what should we do now?" Fang Che asked, sounding deflated. "Is there an antidote for that Giggly Powder?"

Yun Jianqiu coughed and said, "Giggly Powder... No need for an antidote. As time passes, at most ten days, the drug's effects will dissipate, and it'll be gone after a few trips to the bathroom. Even if you try to force it out with cultivation, it won't help."

"What day is it today?"

"Cough, cough, cough. The third day. These past two days, Erquezi has been searching for doctors all over White Cloud Continent. Fang Che, what do you think we should do about this?"

"You guys... are really good at stirring up trouble..."

Fang Che rubbed his temples, "I never thought that I'd encounter such a lowly matter upon returning to the Guardian Hall. I haven't even had a sip of wine, and you're asking me to handle this? You all say that medicine won't work, and then you ask me what to do? Do you expect me to go and help him?"

At that moment, someone wanted to laugh, but it wasn't the time for laughter. They held it in.

"Cough, cough. It seems that Erquezi caught this illness without any explanation, and Qin Fang is very angry. On their wedding night, he actually... so, it's rumored that Erquezi has someone on the side, and Qin Fang is jealous, so she drugged him out of anger... Cough, cough, so now... Cough..."

Yun Jianqiu kept coughing.

Fang Che's head ached.

Solving this problem was simple. If Fang Che took out a Heavenly King Pill, everything would be resolved.

But using such precious medicine on this despicable person, Fang Che couldn't bear to do it. Even if he could spare it, he'd still worry about the others' reactions: How could such a despicable person still turn misfortune into fortune?

Therefore, Fang Che firmly decided not to do such a thing.

Without the Heavenly King Pill or the Dan Yun Shen Dan, Erquezi could only wait for ten days! But during these ten days... this despicable person would probably break down several times.

Not to mention anything else, just the contempt from his new wife would be enough for Erquezi to drink a whole pot. Even if it left some psychological shadow... that wasn't impossible.

"Everyone!"

Fang Che hugged everyone, "You're all amazing! I'm impressed, truly impressed."

Everyone's faces showed deep thought.

No matter how ironic the situation was, the matter was out there.

The next step was to decide what to do.

"There's only one way to handle this..." Fang Che pondered.

Everyone's spirits lifted, "Fang Che, please tell us."

"Well... Erquezi will just have to endure it. Then, we'll secretly go to Qin Fang and explain the whole situation to her..."

"Once Qin Fang understands, this matter will be resolved."

Everyone nodded in agreement, deep in thought.

They praised Fang Che, saying he truly lived up to his reputation, handling the issue perfectly.

As long as Qin Fang understood that Erquezi wasn't fooling around outside, the matter would be completely resolved, and it wouldn't affect their future.

Moreover, Erquezi would be punished, and everyone would achieve their goal of venting their frustrations. A win-win situation.

As for whether Qin Fang would tell Erquezi after knowing the truth, that would be Qin Fang's decision.

But this despicable person's attitude must be changed.

Otherwise, if he continued like this, who could bear seeing a despicable person with a face full of blood every day?

Fang Che made the final decision, "Let's do it this way."

Then, a new problem arose.

Who would go and explain this?

Yuan Jingjiang curled up in his chair, pretending to be dead. The others also looked like they were on their last breath, not daring to breathe.

No one wanted to go. Strictly speaking, they had humiliated the husband, and now they had to go and communicate with the wife... This was indeed an embarrassing matter.

As for sending Jing Xiuyun and the other female executives, it was even harder to open their mouths. Although it was easier for women to communicate with women, it also depended on the matter at hand.

How could Jing Xiuyun bring this up: "They humiliated your husband..."

Suddenly, everyone in the room looked at Fang Che with straight, piercing gazes, and then spoke in unison.

"Fang Che, it's up to you. Only you can do it."

Fang Che exploded, "You dare! You all created this mess together, and I haven't even had a sip of wine. Now you want me to clean up this huge mess?

Do you take me for a fool?"

The crowd laughed, their faces filled with anticipation.

You can curse us all you want, but we'll endure it.

As long as you get the job done!

"Director Fang, only you can handle this matter. Besides you, it's only the Hall Masters and Vice Hall Masters who could."

Yuan Jingjiang spoke with a heavy heart, "And I doubt the Hall Masters would do it. After all, they still have some dignity."

Fang Che's face turned thunderous, "So you're saying I should throw away my dignity?"

Yuan Jingjiang forced a smile, "For the sake of our brotherhood..."

Fang Che stood up and began to leave.

But everyone stood up together, forming a line at the door.

The windows were also packed with people.

"I can't go alone either. How can I, as a man, explain this..."

Fang Che's face twisted in frustration, "I shouldn't have come today!"

"Let Jing Xiuyun accompany you! She's familiar with Qin Fang," Yuan Jingjiang declared.

"I'll go!"

Fang Che slumped onto the table, "What the hell is this..."

...

But no matter how reluctant Fang Che was, he had to take on this task.

This time, not only did he not receive any news about his position, but he was also assigned an incredibly difficult and awkward task...

Fang Che was at a loss for words.

Jing Xiuyun was equally bewildered.

She was given a task without doing anything, and it was such an awkward one.

Her mind went blank, "How am I supposed to handle this? How can you ask a woman to deal with such a matter?"

Fang Che sighed, "You don't need to say anything... I'll handle it, and you just accompany Qin Fang and listen."

"Even listening is embarrassing..." Jing Xiuyun added.

"What about me?" Fang Che asked, pointing to himself.

Jing Xiuyun stuck out her tongue and fell silent. She couldn't help but burst into laughter, her body shaking with amusement.

In the afternoon, Fang Che and Jing Xiuyun left Hong Erquezi's home, and Fang Che almost lost his composure in the wind. His expression, a mix of laughter and tears, nearly made Jing Xiuyun laugh herself.

Remembering Qin Fang's reaction to this matter, her stunned silence, her speechlessness, her exasperated look to the heavens, her embarrassment, and her rage mixed with humiliation...

Fang Che's mind was in turmoil.

"What kind of person is Hong Erquezi?"

Fang Che was genuinely perplexed.

"Erquezi..."

Jing Xiuyun also felt a headache coming on. "To sum it up, Erquezi has countless bad habits. He's greedy, stingy, loves to take advantage of others, slippery, and greasy. He makes inappropriate jokes without considering the situation, and he enjoys harassing women. It's his greatest pleasure..."

"In general, Erquezi is a person with many flaws. He's not a bad person, but he has a lot of issues. His personality is like... a common person without any martial prowess, and among them, he's the most despicable. It's like the state of a middle-aged man. From what I know, many ordinary people, especially middle-aged men, have such problems."

Jing Xiuyun continued, "But Erquezi is a martial artist. So, he's a martial artist with all the flaws of a middle-aged greasy man. It's a bit out of place. But Director Fang, Erquezi isn't a bad person. He's truly not bad! I hate him to the core, but at most, you can beat him half to death, but you can't kill him... That's how I feel."

Fang Che nodded, his expression showing his disbelief, "Seeing him makes me want to beat him half to death, but I can't kill him... Isn't that what I do every day?"

"Hahahaha..."

Jing Xiuyun couldn't hold back her laughter.

Thinking about how Director Fang would beat Erquezi every day, she realized how apt her description was.

As they were talking, they saw a figure approaching hesitantly in the distance.

It was none other than Hong Erquezi.

He looked up and saw Fang Che, then started wailing as he ran over, "Director Fang... Director Fang, help me..."

Fang Che furrowed his brows and grabbed Erquezi's ear, "Didn't I tell you to throw away those empty wine jars? You're not allowed to sell inferior wine as high-quality! Why did you still do it?"

Erquezi's ear was twisted and pulled up, his head tilted to the side as he stood on one leg, "Ouch, Director Fang, it hurts..."

"I had no choice. They demanded to drink, but I don't have the money. I can't touch my wife's dowry, and we haven't even had our wedding yet..."

Hong Erquezi cried, "Director Fang, I'm just a bit despicable, but I truly don't have any ill intentions..."

"You still know that you're despicable? Is that all?" Fang Che tightened his grip, and Erquezi squealed like a pig being slaughtered.

"Why are you back so late? What were you doing? Were you out causing trouble again?"

"No, no, no... I wouldn't dare. I can't even get it up anymore..." Erquezi wanted to cry but had no tears, "I can't even cause trouble anymore..."

Fang Che almost laughed.

Suddenly, a phrase came to his mind: What sorrows can you have, like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel...

"So where were you?"

"A traveling doctor came by, and he's incredible. He can cure all sorts of illnesses with his medicine. I went to line up, of course."

(End of Chapter)

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