Chapter 43 Neurosis
"Oh... Enya?" At this moment, Taeyeon's voice suddenly came. Enya subconsciously looked around, could it be that Taeyeon came?
Enya discovered that Taeyeon appeared on the TV in front of her!
Taeyeon on TV pursed her lips and thought for a while before saying: "I think Enya... is a pervert."
When Taeyeon finished saying this, a line of words appeared on the TV: "Why?"
"Enya and I are quite familiar with each other. She often comes to the dormitory to play with us, but Enya...how should I put it" Taeyeon raised her eyebrows: "Every time she comes to the dormitory, if someone is resting on the bed, Enya will pounce on them, and kiss, or... touch them with her hands..." Taeyeon scratched her hair. Although Taeyeon's words were not very clear, everyone understood.
"Hey, Taeyeonxi said you are a pervert, Enya, do you have anything to defend yourself?" Kim Gura looked at Enya.
"Misunderstanding" Enya said very seriously: "This is really a misunderstanding"
At this time, Taeyeon on TV continued: "Although she is a pervert, she is also a kind pervert. Last time I asked Enya why she did such a move, and she said it was a sign of intimacy. I think... I don't quite understand Enya's world." After saying this, the TV was turned off.
"Here I want to ask our Li Youmeixi." Jin Gu-la looked at Li Youmei: "Girls use this method to express intimacy. Do you agree?"
"Oh..." Li Youmei looked at Enya: "As for this method... kissing between girls is relatively normal, but touching each other, I don't have it anyway."
"So, what about Park Jialinxi? What do you think?"
Park Ga-lin also looked at Enya and smiled: "I think, touching it all over, isn't it, a little..." Park Ga-lin didn't finish her words and looked at Enya with a smile on her face.
"No, I just touched it and then stopped, believe me," Enya said solemnly.
"Really? Then let's watch the next one." Jin Gu Ra waved his hand, and the TV lit up again, this time it was Sunny.
"Yes, I often play games with Enya. To be honest, Enya's gaming skills are very good and she often leads me to win." Sunny smiled: "But... there is one thing about Enya that I find very strange, that is, she likes to touch girls' bodies and kiss them from time to time."
Barrage: "What is the touch method?"
"When we first started touching, we were all very curious as to why she liked to touch our bodies so much, but Enya said that this was a method she had learned, and that touching the body could tell one's fortune, and she would often put her hands on our belly buttons and touch them."
"Pfft~" Everyone burst into laughter.
"Wow, I didn't expect that our Enyaxi is really a pervert?" Jin Guozhen said in surprise.
"No, no, this is a misunderstanding," Enya said again.
"All the evidence is here, you can't deny it even if you want to," Jin Gu-la calmly analyzed, "Tell me, why do you like to touch girls' belly buttons so much? If it's a boy, would you touch it?"
"Boys? What's so good about touching boys?" Enya answered subconsciously.
"Ai Yi Gu" Kim Gura, Yoon Jong Shin and Kim Guk Jin all cried out in strange voices at once.
"No, what are you thinking? Isn't this normal?" Enya wanted to explain, but Kim Gura waved her hand and said, "Next, I want to ask Park Ga-linxi." Kim Gura completely blocked Enya's words.
"Yes," Park Jialin responded.
"Our Park Ga-linxi has a really good figure and she dances very well. I've seen her video," said Yoon Jong-shin.
"Maybe" the venomous Jin Gu-ra said: "The breasts are so big, are they fake?"
Fake...?! Park Jialin laughed ridiculously.
"Wait a minute," Enya said immediately. Everyone looked over curiously.
"Let me see if the breasts are fake," Enya said. Without waiting for everyone to react, she put her hand on Park Ga-lin's breasts and said, "I have a unique measurement technique." After saying that, Enya's hand slowly moved a few times.
"Oh my, is she really a pervert?" Enya's action instantly made the three hosts scream.
"Wow, this picture is really good," Yoon Jong Shin said with a dazed expression.
Park Ga-lin also felt very strange as Enya put her hand on her chest.
"Please be quiet, I'm going to start measuring..." Enya moved her hands slightly and closed her eyes to feel it.
"Um...our Enyaxi, are your breasts fake? How did you...uh...I mean how did you feel it out?" Jin Guozhen asked.
"Actually, I don't know how to find it out either," Enya turned around and said cutely.
"Then what are you now, taking advantage of me?" Jin Gu La shouted.
"What do you mean by taking advantage of someone? Isn't that what you said? I just came to verify it. Besides, I'm not a man, so how can you say I'm taking advantage of someone?" Enya let go of her hand innocently.
"Then what did you verify? Didn't you say you couldn't do it?" Everyone looked at Enya curiously.
"After I touched it, I realized that I couldn't tell the real from the fake." Enya looked at everyone with an innocent expression.
"Cough, cough" Park Jialin couldn't help but cough. How shameless, just touching me like that.
"I know, Enya is jealous of Jialinxi," Jin Gu-ra said with a look of seeing through, "Most of the netizens on the Internet call Enya 'little bun', and now that she has met this person, Enya can't help herself, right?"
"What? Uncle, do you want to die?" Enya was furious when she heard the word "little bun" and looked at Jin Gu-la viciously.
"Um...this..." Jin Gura became dazed for a moment after being called by Enya.
"What did I see? Kim Gura was actually scared?" Yoon Jong Shin seemed to have seen something very unbelievable. Usually in this show, Kim Gura always had a sharp tongue, but this was the first time she showed such an expression.
"What are you saying about being scared? Girl, I am your elder! What's the point of talking about life and death? And why do you call me uncle? At my age, you should call me Oppa!" Jin Gu La resumed his venomous attitude.
"Ouni? You?" Enya said with disgust: "How shameless!"
"Haha" Yoon Jong Shin and Kim Guk Jin looked at Eun Ya in amazement. It was the first time for them to meet someone who could argue with Kim Gu on the show.
"Go away, go away. You are not needed here anymore." Jin Jiula waved his hand speechlessly.
"Really? Then I'm leaving~" Enya stood up very directly and waved to Jin Gu La: "Uncle, see you next time"
Jin Gu-ra didn't expect Enya to leave so directly. He quickly stood up and held Enya's hand: "Ah! The program team invited you so hard, how can you just leave like that! Come back to me quickly!"
"I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'd better leave." Enya shook her head.
"Well done!" Yoon Jong-shin and Kim Guk-jin immediately applauded.
"That...Enya." Jin Gu Ra couldn't help but lean close to Enya's ear and whispered a few words.
"Is that so?" Enya looked at Jin Gu-la awkwardly: "Since you are so sincere, I will reluctantly sit down and take a look."
"That's right," Jin Gu La nodded with a smile.
"Enya, what did he say to you just now?" Yoon Jong-shin and Kim Guk-jin looked at Enya curiously.
"Uncle just said..."
"Hey, hey, be quiet, you two. We're recording a program now. Don't talk about these irrelevant things," Jin Gu La immediately stopped them.
"What? I'm just asking. Do you have to react so strongly? What did you deal with Enya just now? Tell the truth quickly." Yoon Jong-shin grabbed Kim Gura's neck and was about to use force as long as Kim Gura didn't say anything.
"PD, look, this man has gone crazy, let's send him to the hospital quickly," Jin Gura immediately said to the PD and others next to him.
"Really? Just forget it." Yoon Jong Shin sat down helplessly.
"Ahem, Park Ga-linxi's specialty is dancing, and Lee Yu-mixi's specialty is broadcasting, but Enyaxi, what is your specialty? Aren't you playing games most of the time when you are live streaming? How come you can attract so many people to watch just by playing games?" Kim Gura said.
"Of course not, I am an entertainment anchor, gaming is my side job, my main job is of course singing"
"Really? Let's play the video," Kim Gura said, and the TV lit up again. Enya appeared in the video.
"Oh, don't ask me to sing. I've been singing for half an hour. Let's play games next, shall we? Play games for an hour and a half, then turn off the live broadcast. Well... a perfect day."
The screen switched again, showing another day's live broadcast.
"Hahaha." Enya in the picture seemed to have seen something interesting, and smiled over there: "Since everyone is in such a good mood, let's play games!... What? Didn't I sing today? Oh my god, I sang for forty minutes today. I'm very tired. Why don't we play games?"
The screen switched again, and Enya was speechless. It turned out to be the live broadcast screen before she came here to record the show.
"Everyone, I'm going to record a show today. It's Uncle Kim Gu-ra's show." Enya sighed and said, "Uncle Kim Gu-ra is in the show. His mouth is really poisonous. How can I guard against him? Please give me some advice quickly. I'm waiting online~"
The screen closed. Enya looked at the PD speechlessly and said helplessly: "You guys are really well prepared. Not only did you interview others, but you also cut the video of my live broadcast."
"Enya, don't change the subject. Enya is so popular when she's live, and the program team even did a statistics." Jin Gu La took out a piece of paper from somewhere and said, "Enya started live streaming on August 6 last year. She's live streaming for an average of 126 minutes a day, of which singing accounts for 33% and games account for 67%." Jin Gu La looked at Enya speechlessly after saying this: "Are you still a live streamer? You sing for a while, and then you play games. The most shameful thing is that the time you spend playing games is more than twice the time you spend singing."
"Is it not possible?" Enya looked at Jin Gu La and asked back.
"Of course not," Kim Gura said righteously, ready to teach Eun-ya a lesson, when Yoon Jong-shin and Kim Guk-jin next to them immediately interrupted.
"Why not? Live streaming is just about singing, playing games, and chatting." Yoon Jong-shin looked at Kim Gura ridiculously.
"Yes, although I seldom watch live broadcasts, I do understand this kind of thing. Aren't most live broadcasts nowadays just about games and singing? I don't think there's anything wrong with Enya combining the two," said Jin Guozhen.
"You..." Jin Jiula stared at the two and said, "What are you doing now? Are you going to rebel?"
"How is it possible?" The two laughed, but their eyes kept looking at Jin Gu-ra's seat and smiling. This action instantly exposed the evil intentions of the two.
"Really?" Kim Gura was speechless: "Today's show is so difficult. Among the guests there is a character like Enya, and now you are like this again, oh." Kim Gura leaned back in his chair, looking tired.
"Okay, now Kim Guraxi has to leave here temporarily for some reasons, so let me host it from now on," Yoon Jong-shin immediately responded.
"Yes, this annoying guy is finally gone, and we can chat easily now." Jin Guozhen also sighed, with a look of extreme relaxation on his face.
Jin Gu La didn't react and just lay on the chair with her eyes closed.
"Do you have a blanket? Can you cover this strange thing?" Enya stood up, walked to Jin Jiula, pointed at Jin Jiula and said.
Strange things? ...Kim Gura, who had his eyes closed, knew without thinking that he was talking about himself.
"Oh my god, it's such an eyesore." Enya pouted speechlessly when she learned that there was no blanket.
"Ah~" Jin Gu-la suddenly opened his eyes and made a strange sound from his mouth.
"What...!" Enya, who was standing next to Jin Gu-ra, was immediately shocked. Is this a resurrection?
Jin Gu-ra kept making these noises, and slowly got up from the chair, looking at Enya with dull eyes.
"What is he doing?" Everyone looked at Jin Gu La in confusion.
Enya immediately reached into her pocket, as if looking for something.
"Ah~" Jin Gu La turned into a zombie and slowly walked towards Enya.
"Uncle Zombie, stop!" Enya shouted and took out a necklace from her pocket. There was a silver cross on the necklace.
Jin Gu La was stunned. Why did Enya have this thing?
"What are you doing?" Jin Gu La looked at Enya speechlessly.
"Don't come over here, I have a cross in my hand~" Enya shook the cross in her hand proudly.
"Why do you have this thing in your pocket?" Jin Gura sat down speechlessly.
"I say, uncle, what were you doing just now?" Yoon Jong-shin asked Kim Gura.
"Can't you see that Enya has a tendency to suppress me? I have to scare her and take back my position," said Jin Gu La.
At this time, Enya took the pen and paper from the PD and started writing something on the paper.
"What are you going to do again?" Jin Gu La looked at Enya warily.
"Pfft~" Lee Yumi and Park Ga-lin, who were sitting next to Eun-ya, laughed out loud when they saw the content above, which made Kim Gura and the others very curious.
"Hello, Jin Gu Laxi, please look at this." A minute later, Enya finished writing and handed the paper in her hand to Jin Gu La.
"What is this?" Jin Gu La took it curiously, glanced at it casually, and immediately smiled bitterly.
"You little girl" Jin Gu-ra looked at Eun-ya speechlessly, pretending to crumple the paper and throw it away. Yoon Jong-shin next to him snatched it away: "What are you doing? We haven't even seen it yet."
"Ah, nothing to see." Jin Gu La was shocked and wanted to take the paper back.
"Read it out loud!" Jin Guozhen immediately hugged Jin Gu-ra, and Yin Zhongxin ran to the side and read aloud: "Hello, Jin Gu-raxi, I am Li Enya, the attending physician of Seoul Psychiatric Hospital. Our hospital attaches great importance to your situation and sent me to help you get rid of the troubles of the disease. I hope you will trust the doctor, that is, me, Li Enya! Cooperate with my work. Mental illness can be prevented, controlled and cured, and you must build up strong confidence. I will definitely help you get out of the shadows and live a normal life"
"Hahahaha" After Yoon Jong Shin finished reading, everyone laughed.
"Didn't I tell you that you must not let Enya come to the show? If she comes, I'm screwed. I can't perform at all." Jin Gu La slammed the table and said loudly. But no one paid attention. Everyone was laughing. What Enya wrote was really funny.
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