The Sect Leader's Bizarre Recruitment Chapter 377: 'Tang Wu' Beats Xiao Ling Er, Western Regions Love Orgy (Part 2) - Novel Cool

Chapter 377: 'Tang Wu' Beats Xiao Ling Er, Western Regions Love Orgy (Part 2)

Chapter 377: 'Tang Wu' Beats Xiao Ling Er, Western Regions Love Orgy (Part 2)

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Xiao Ling'er sighed, softly mocking, "Master is really something..."

"He didn't even tell me, if I hadn't been gradually gaining control over the unusual flame and had a special means to detect the anomaly, I might have been fooled."

"So, I won't tell him either."

"Hehe."

"Let him think his plan is flawless, with no one noticing anything."

"Hehe."

Xiao Ling'er chuckled.

"I can gradually understand Master's plan."

"The cause and effect can be roughly matched."

Xiao Ling'er fell into deep thought.

"First, Great Vehicle Buddhism confirmed that Tang Wu emptied the Little Western Heaven's treasury, but Tang Wu's remains didn't have those things."

"So, the Tang Wu I saw today is probably the same 'Tang Wu'?"

"And Master's high-profile actions, even letting Tang Wu 'beat me up', is to announce Tang Wu's return?"

"If I'm not wrong..."

"Someone's going to be in trouble."

"Hey."

"You’re the one, Great Vehicle Buddhism."

Xiao Ling Er giggled, then cheerfully headed to the Gui Yuan Sect. At this moment, she had no more doubts. As for the trip to the Gui Yuan Sect, she believed what Lin Fan had said.

"Perhaps it’s not the Master who’s manipulating things behind the scenes, but the Gui Yuan Sect truly has this requirement, and the Master is merely taking advantage of this opportunity to gently push things along."

"Now, the relics of Tang Wu have returned to ‘Tang Wu’s’ hands."

As for what ‘Tang Wu’ would do next, though she wasn’t clear, Xiao Ling Er wasn’t curious.

"I’ll just wait for the news."

"Great Vehicle Buddhism, hmph."

"To actually rouse the Master to act personally, you truly deserve a thousand deaths."

Xiao Ling Er muttered softly. At the same time, she felt a warm glow in her heart. The Master’s actions were to support her. Thus, she would cooperate well and watch the Master’s performance.

...

"Sea God Trident."

In the shadows.

Tang Wu casually held the somewhat damaged Sea God Trident, speechless.

"Just this thing, how did it give him that inexplicable confidence?"

"Isn’t this just nonsense?"

"Truly..."

He flipped his hand, retrieving some materials, and used Dao fire to melt them, then repaired the Sea God Trident.

"First, repair it."

"Then head to the Western Region."

"Following that..."

"Originally, out of respect for Gatlin Bodhimanda, I didn’t want to ignite this bomb, but it seems I can’t avoid it now."

"At most, I’ll ensure the Buddhist Sect’s lineage continues, as Gatlin Bodhimanda suggested."

"That shouldn’t be difficult."

Lin Fan’s target was the Great Vehicle Buddhism, the Buddhist Sects that formed Little Western Heaven, not all Buddhist forces. According to Lin Fan’s understanding, not all of these Buddhist forces were comprised of hypocritical scoundrels. There were still a few temples that were very ‘traditional’, strictly adhering to the Buddhist rules and precepts. For instance, those ascetic monks. Keeping them around was fine.

...

A few days later.

Lin Fan once again set foot in the Western Region, still using the identity of Tang Wu. However, he didn’t strut around openly; instead, he wore a hood and a mask.

After all, if he were to enter openly, it would be too conspicuous, and even a fool would know something was off. You, Tang Wu, don’t have the strength to overturn the entire Great Vehicle Buddhism and Little Western Heaven. Arriving in their territory, knowing they want to kill you, and still strutting around...

Isn’t that just asking for trouble?

Therefore, hiding his identity was more reasonable.

To this end, Lin Fan even specially refined two magical treasures. The hood and the mask were both spirit artifacts, capable of blocking divine sense probes. Of course, they were of the ‘gentleman lock’ type. Others couldn’t casually probe his appearance, but if their strength was sufficient and they wanted to force a probe, the mask and hood couldn’t stop them. However, if the other party forced a probe, Lin Fan would know immediately.

Re-entering the Western Region.

Tang Wu was dead.

The initial lockdown had long ended. After all, with Tang Wu gone, the Great Vehicle Buddhism couldn’t remain on high alert forever; otherwise, it would be obvious that there was a problem within the Great Vehicle Buddhism, necessitating the lockdown.

The Buddhist Sects weren’t that foolish.

Thus, Tang Wu, wearing a hood and a mask, moving through the Western Region, wasn’t particularly out of place. There were others similarly dressed, and even...

one guy who looked like Lin Fan’s twin.

Same hood, same mask.

Seeing Lin Fan, he cheerfully approached: "Sir, may I ask what brings you to the Western Region?"

Lin Fan quietly kept his distance: "Fellow Daoist, you’ve overstepped."

"I prefer fellow Daoists who respect boundaries."

"Ah! Fellow Daoist, don’t push people away! Your cold attitude will hurt people, especially the ladies," the other person’s eyes flashed with a ‘you know what I mean’ look.

"?!?"

Lin Fan was flabbergasted.

"So, your meaning is..."

"You’re soliciting customers for the ladies?"

Good grief, so you’re a pimp, huh?

"Caught red-handed," he chuckled. "Hey, what can I do? Times have changed. In this golden age, everything has risks, and legitimate jobs don’t pay much."

"So, I can only take risks. The risks are great, but the profits are high."

Lin Fan: "..."

Talent! Indeed, the risks are great, but the profits are high.

You’re in the Western Region, where Buddhist Sects are everywhere, and Buddhist faith is almost ubiquitous, yet you’re running a pimping operation with a whole supply chain behind you?

"Aren’t you afraid the Buddhist Sects will find out and ‘enlighten’ you all?"

"Afraid? How could I not be afraid?" the other person sighed. "Sir, I won’t hide it from you, we’re afraid too, but what job is without risk?"

"Still, as the saying goes, great wealth comes from taking great risks."

"Besides, have you heard another saying: the most dangerous place is the safest place?"

"The Buddhist Sects publicly prohibit women and this industry, and it’s been like this for years. So, everyone assumes no one would do this business here."

His expression changed quickly, becoming shifty: "So, in fact, the Buddhist Sects don’t investigate this. Perhaps they can’t even imagine someone daring to do this business in the Western Region."

"Moreover, the more it’s forbidden, the more people are curious."

"To be honest, many of our customers are bald."

"Though they don’t wear monk’s robes, ... hehehe, you know what I mean."

"Ho!"

"Bald people still come to patronize?"

"Of course! And they’re quite extravagant, even more so than those with hair!"

"Moreover, they’re mostly very satisfied, repeat customers, and they bring others to support the business. So, we even have connections within the ‘officials’."

"Therefore, although it seems risky, it is actually a rather safe bet."

"How about it, sir? Do you want to give it a try? It will definitely satisfy you, and if not, it's free!"

Free if not satisfied? Isn't that like getting something for nothing?

No, that's not right!

What are you talking about?

What kind of person do you take me for?

We want genuine feelings and willingness~!

Lin Fan glanced at him, "So confident?"

"Of course."

The man patted his chest, set up a soundproof barrier, and said, "Sir, I'm not boasting, but our girls are top-notch in terms of beauty and charm."

"And they've all received professional training."

"You know about the Joyful Union Sect and the Joyful Union Tower, right? Don't be fooled by their widespread fame; they dare not establish themselves here!"

"And the Joyful Union Tower's reputation is too big; they bully their customers!"

"But we're different; we're a small establishment, and we prioritize customer satisfaction above all else. The customer is our true Immortal!"

"So, we strive to serve every customer well."

"The price is not expensive; it's fun and affordable."

"Really, sir, you'll know after trying it once."

"Just once, and I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

"For someone as important as you, a single time is nothing, and those essence stones are insignificant. You won't be cheated or scammed, but you'll gain an unforgettable experience that's worth every penny!"

"..."

Lin Fan stared at him with his exposed eyes, and for a moment, he was tempted.

But...

He didn't want to do that.

Instead, he was attracted by this man's sales pitch and 'business philosophy'.

Speaking of which, for a modern person, these sales pitches and philosophies were as familiar as thunder.

But this is the Immortal Martial Continent!

The 'locals' of the Immortal Martial Continent certainly haven't developed their business and marketing to this extent.

In other words...

This kid, or the person behind him, is capable!

And this person... might even be a transmigrator.

Even if they're not, they must have had contact with a transmigrator.

"Interesting."

Lin Fan became interested, "You've made me so itchy that I can't help but ask, fellow cultivator, dare you swear on the Heaven's Pride List?"

"This..."

The other party hesitated, "Isn't that a bit much?"

"Just this, and you want me to swear on the Heaven's Pride List?"

"But you said you'd guarantee my satisfaction, and if I'm not, you won't charge me. What if I'm not satisfied? I'm mainly afraid you're a scam."

"It's not too much to clarify things in advance, and you need to make me believe you."

"What, you dare not swear on the Heaven's Pride List? Are all your words false?" Lin Fan pressed further.

"That's naturally impossible!"

"Good, I'll swear!" The other party clenched his teeth.

"Since we opened, we've never had an unsatisfied customer. Besides, if you're not satisfied, we won't charge a penny. You should know that we adhere to a people-oriented approach; the customer is our true Immortal."

"Earning money is secondary; as long as the customer is satisfied, we'll naturally have no worries about making money."

After saying this, he immediately swore on the Heaven's Pride List, assuring Lin Fan that his words were not false.

Seeing this, Lin Fan became even more interested.

"So confident, it seems you really have something."

"Lead the way." Lin Fan didn't hesitate, and after the other party swore on the Heaven's Pride List, he immediately asked him to guide the way.

The other party smiled.

"Follow me, sir."

They twisted and turned through the alleys.

Finally, the man led Lin Fan to a three-story building about thirty miles away from a Buddhist temple.

From the outside, it looked like a wealthy family's estate.

Upon entering, a fragrant scent filled the air.

Various exotic flowers and plants competed for attention.

There were also small mountains, flowing water, and rare treasures placed everywhere, captivating the visitors.

Ding-dong.

In the courtyard, there were small bridges, flowing water, and homes.

At first glance, it felt like coming home, and one's whole body relaxed.

"Sir, the instructions are inside."

The man winked, "I wish you a pleasant time, and hope to see you again."

What a pleasant invitation to return.

Lin Fan nodded, "Thank you."

Then, he strolled through the courtyard and soon saw a sign that read: "Gentlemen, please go this way."

"Hey?"

"Is it that straightforward?"

Lin Fan wanted to laugh but felt at ease, enjoying the beautiful scenery along the way.

"To be honest, the environment is really nice."

"You can tell they put effort into it. Aside from the girls, even the scenery deserves a passing grade."

"According to the ancients, add a few cups of fine wine, and two beauties, and it's basically a perfect score."

"..."

"Ouch, sir, honored guest, honored guest!"

Suddenly, a girl emerged from the corner.

She wore a veil, and her body exuded a fragrant scent that intoxicated Lin Fan.

Although her face was hidden, her upper half was at least that of a nine-point beauty.

She rushed over, and her delicate hands tightly gripped Lin Fan's shoulders, as if afraid he would run away, "I've been waiting for you for so long."

"Come with me."

"I'll take you to a place of freedom and joy."

For a moment, Lin Fan was truly tempted.

He became a bit dazed and allowed himself to be led by her.

Lin Fan realized something was wrong, but for a moment, he was too lazy to stop or expose her.

"I want to see what you're up to."

He kept a close eye on her.

They continued on their way.

They passed by numerous colorful doors.

Lin Fan became more and more dazed and was eventually dragged into a room by the girl.

The fragrance became even stronger.

It almost intoxicated Lin Fan.

"Sir, please lie down.

"Leave it all to me."

"Rest assured, you'll have an unforgettable experience."

She pushed Lin Fan down, straddled him, and reached for his chest. "Oh, sir, your chest muscles are so firm. I really like it."

"!!!"

Lin Fan's scalp went numb, and goosebumps covered his body, but he still gritted his teeth and endured.

"I really am..."

"I love you so much."

As she spoke, she kept one hand behind her back, and a seven-colored light flashed in her palm.

"You, just enjoy it."

She pressed the seven-colored light ball towards Lin Fan's forehead.

"..."

Just as it was about to hit him.

Slap! Lin Fan suddenly raised his hand, grabbed her wrist, and the look of obsession on his face vanished, leaving only gritted teeth. "You're really playing around, kid!"

"I can't take it anymore."

"You, a man, pretending to be a lady?"

"..."

The 'woman' stiffened. "I don't know what you're talking about. This is a special cultivation art I practice, which makes people feel extremely comfortable. I'm not trying to harm you."

"I don't care what this is, just get off me first."

"I don't like men, and I'm not used to being so close to a man!"

A myriad of stars flashed through Lin Fan's eyes.

"..."

"Sigh."

The other person stepped off the bed. "You really hurt me."

Even as she spoke, she gently caressed her hair by her ear, then removed her veil, revealing a face that could bring ruin to a nation. "Is gender that important?"

"Am I not more beautiful than those so-called beauties?"

"And I can make you feel even better than those beauties?"

"Stop right there, you better stop!"

Lin Fan shuddered.

This was too much!

Who would have thought that he was a manwhore? Fortunately, I was cautious and had the ability to see through illusions, or I would have fallen for it!

"Speak, what are you trying to do?"

"..., shouldn't I be the one asking this question? You came to me for service, but now you're rejecting me..."

"Are you looking for trouble? If you dare to do that again, I'll kill you right now!"

Lin Fan was truly annoyed.

Yes, I came here on my own, but I heard you had a sister, and I thought it might be related to a crosser.

If you were truly of high standards, perhaps I wouldn't mind...

But you're a man! I have no interest in men at all!

Even Long Ao Jiao, who is physically a woman, doesn't interest me, let alone you, a manwhore?

Damn it! Lin Fan was exasperated.

"Ahem."

Finally, the manwhore seemed to have calmed down, but Lin Fan still wanted to give him a kick for that face that could bring ruin to a nation.

"You really hurt me."

"You disgusting manwhore!"

Lin Fan couldn't hold back anymore. "Tell me, what was that move you used just now?"

"Don't push me."

"..."

The other person rolled their eyes. "It's just a way to make people feel good."

"That's my special ability, or you could say my life-bound divinity, which makes people feel like they're in a heavenly realm. The comfort is beyond words."

She was in a state of ecstasy as she spoke. "It's far beyond the pleasures of the flesh!"

"Even..."

"If I keep going, people will feel so good that they'll die of pleasure!"

"So, I'm not lying. Everyone who comes to me is completely satisfied."

Lin Fan: "!!!"

"Love..."

"Hey? Have you heard of this before?"

She, no, he, lit up. "I think this name is very fitting, so I did call it Love Orgy."

"Hmph."

Lin Fan sneered. "Your baller won't be as tough as you."

"After Love Orgy, what else will you do?"

Lin Fan's imagination ran wild...

Using special techniques to pleasure someone, and then this manwhore taking advantage of them... Unbelievable!

Paying to play with a girl? Who's playing who here!

"Do you want to know?"

He sighed. "Why not give it a try?"

"Why not?"

"..."

Lin Fan spoke with righteousness. "If you weren't a manwhore, I might have given it a shot. But the truth is, I can't take it anymore!"

"Just tell me!"

This kid was the same 'pimp' who had approached him earlier! It had been him all along, what a joke!

What a ridiculous situation!

"Ahem."

"Actually, I'm not as despicable as you think."

He shrugged. "I'm just making an honest living."

"After Love Orgy, they'll be sleepy and confused."

"Then, they'll do whatever I say."

"I ask them to hand over their valuables, and they'll do it willingly."

"Aren't you worry about them causing trouble later?" Lin Fan was surprised.

What a scheme!

You desire their bodies, but they desire your entire fortune! This is way too expensive!

"Don't worry, they won't regret it later."

"They'll even be eager to come back."

"You don't understand."

He stared at Lin Fan, with an expression that said he knew nothing and wasn't experienced. "Without experiencing my Love Orgy, you can't understand how good it feels."

"Anyway..."

"It's up to you. You can enjoy it once, or you can leave now."

"Since we're both crossers, I shared this much with you."

He looked Lin Fan in the eye. "But don't push your luck!"

(End of Chapter)

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