Chapter 34: Boys and Their Lustful Nature
Chapter 34: Boys and Their Lustful Nature
[Thanks for the invite. I just landed in Dragon Tiger Mountain and am about to attend the Luo Tian Great Sacrifice. I just plan to blend in and see how many rounds I can last, all depending on fate.]
Lu Ke lifted his shirt and took a borderline photo of his abs, carefully cropping the edges to just above his pants, making it hard to tell if he was wearing any at all.
He finished editing and sent the photo.
Playing the line has its techniques.
At first, Lu Ke took direct shots of his crotch, but even with pants on, the obvious outline got him flagged by the moderators. If it weren't for his good reputation, his account would have been banned.
After a few trials at the edge of moderation, Lu Ke gradually figured out the platform's limits. These suggestive, half-revealed posts easily passed the review process.
In less than ten seconds, the views skyrocketed, and the comments started flooding in.
"Sniff, sniff, thank you, Lord Man. All the recent posts are about the Luo Tian Great Sacrifice, and there's no good content."
"More, more!"
"Husband is being naughty again, get back to bed and stay there."
"Anyone not showing their face is considered ugly."
"Hiss, hiss~"
"Average, but still, my Qing is the best. This will do for now."
"Those muscle-bound dogs like him should die. There are so few female supernaturals, and you guys snatch them all!"
"It's time to unleash my innate imagination."
"Don't use your imagination for this!"
"Can the fans of Zhuge Qing and Lu Linglong get lost? Your circles are the most toxic on the entire forum!"
This was Lu Ke's latest secret to gaining traffic. He had registered this account about three years ago when he was still at Dragon Tiger Mountain, with a pure heart, posting content like morning prayers and chants.
Back then, the views were scarce, with the highest being a group photo with his fellow disciples, mainly due to the presence of Lingyu, which attracted some fans of her looks.
Some middle-aged supernaturals in their forties and fifties praised him for his maturity and dedication, but once he started posting borderline content, about half of them unfollowed him.
Those who stayed were all women!
They claimed to have instantly switched from mom fans to aunt fans, frequently messaging him to ask if he wanted to save twenty years of struggle.
Lu Ke could only respond that lust is a human instinct, just like men always prefer young and beautiful women, and women always crave energetic and handsome young men.
"Lu Jushi, you're really getting the hang of this."
Wang Ye, who had come over to look at his phone, couldn't help but be impressed. Was this guy really a mysterious figure who couldn't be questioned about his inner world?
Lu Ke put away his phone and lazily replied, "This way, I gain experience faster. I want to level up my forum account quickly."
"What do you need the forum levels for?"
Wang Ye was a bit puzzled. The supernatural forum had few restrictions; as long as you registered and verified your identity, you could browse and post freely.
"Some resource groups only allow full-level members."
"..."
Wang Ye: Is there no one left in this world you care about?
Noticing Wang Ye's disdainful look, Lu Ke raised an eyebrow. "What, Daoist Wang, not interested in adult content and suggestive images?"
"Those who cultivate the Dao naturally have clear minds and few desires." Wang Ye replied without a hint of hesitation.
"Really? I don't believe it." Lu Ke rubbed his chin. "How about I ask your inner world when you last pleasured yourself?"
Wang Ye: ...
Fine, he admitted he was a normal man with some interest in the harmony of yin and yang, but he still wanted to say...
Damn it, how the hell is this guy so overpowered!
Wang Ye's lips twitched, and it took him a while to calm down. "Are you a sorcerer too?"
“
“I never said I was.” Luk shrugged, looking entirely innocent.
“Then what did you mean by 'inner landscape'...”
“Do you believe everything I say? For example, if I said you shouldn’t have come to Dragon Tiger Mountain, would you believe me?” Luk smiled, as if he was joking.
Wang Ye was momentarily taken aback by the sudden turn of the conversation.
He shouldn’t have come? Maybe. Protecting the Grand Heavenly Master from calamity was bound to expose the Feng Hou Qi Men, and once that secret was out, his life would never be peaceful again.
But Luk’s situation was even more precarious.
“That’s what I should be saying to you.” Wang Ye regained his composure, his tone slightly more serious. “Master Lu, I don’t know what secrets you carry, but you might not realize that your secret is beyond the scope of inner landscape analysis. If other practitioners find out, you’ll be in grave danger.”
Wang Ye’s kind warning made Luk smile. “You’re a decent guy, Daoist Wang, just a bit arrogant.”
Sacrificing his own peace to get involved in the Grand Ritual of the Heavenly Dao, Wang Ye was indeed a good person, but calling him arrogant was fair.
At this point, Wang Ye hadn’t yet faced the future’s challenges. He viewed himself from a lofty position, believing his actions were essential for maintaining the balance in the world of supernaturals.
In short, he felt the supernatural world couldn’t function without him.
Hearing Luk’s assessment, Wang Ye paused, reflecting on his words. Realizing he couldn’t persuade Luk, he sighed.
“Never mind, everyone has their own path. If Master Lu is confident enough to be here, it’s my overreach to interfere.”
He glanced at Zhang Chulian, who was walking over to the Grand Heavenly Master and Zhang Lingyu, who were posing for a group photo with the leaders. “It’s getting late, let’s go over.”
As they walked, Luk lagged behind, pulling out his phone and opening the camera. He aimed it at Wang Ye.
Unaware, Wang Ye bowed respectfully to the Grand Heavenly Master.
“Wang Ye of Wudang, paying respects to the Grand Heavenly Master.”
Perfect scene captured!
Luk put away his phone, satisfied.
“Ah, Wang Ye, how is your master’s health these days?” The Grand Heavenly Master nodded in greeting.
Wang Ye laughed awkwardly, scratching his head, and pushed Zhang Chulian forward. “See who I’ve brought for you?”
“It’s Chulian, I see.” The Grand Heavenly Master’s tone was gentle. “Call me master. Your grandfather passed down the Golden Light Spell and Thunder Magic to you, so you’re not unworthy of the title.”
Zhang Chulian felt a wave of affection from the older generation, his eyes welling up. “M-Master.”
Just as they were reconnecting, the Grand Heavenly Master’s gaze shifted to Luk.
“Luk, you’re back and haven’t come to see me yet?”
Luk scurried over and bowed respectfully. “Greetings, Master.”
The Grand Heavenly Master examined Luk closely, his eyes flashing with a sharp insight. “Little Luk seems to have had some fortunate encounters. I can hardly see through you anymore.”
“Thanks to Master’s blessings, my cultivation has improved a bit recently, but it’s nothing to speak of.” Luk replied humbly.
“Little trickster.” The Grand Heavenly Master chuckled, but inwardly he sighed. This situation was a real challenge.
“Lingyu, I need to talk to Chulian. Go and greet the other guests.”
“Yes, Master.”
Zhang Lingyu, standing nearby, didn’t even look at Zhang Chulian. He bowed upon hearing the Grand Heavenly Master’s words and left.
Actually, I think it’s still possible, maybe...
What kind of willpower does that require? Σ(°△°|||)︴
(End of Chapter)
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