Chapter 335: A Grandmother for You, Would You Like It?

Chapter 335: A Grandmother for You, Would You Like It?

"Extend your hand and maintain this pose."

Three red certificates appeared, with Golden Canary holding one, Little Bride's sleeve clutching another, and Qi Yuan holding the third.

A camera on Zero-One's head captured this scene.

"I've always seen cameras on people's heads in videos, and now I finally understand. It's a robot!"

Qi Yuan had another new discovery today.

Golden Canary giggled, "This lady's head can also grow a camera."

As she spoke, a camera sprouted from the top of her head.

Qi Yuan burst into laughter.

From Little Bride's sleeve, a wooden plaque with a "Happy" expression slid down.

At this moment, Zero-One spoke, "The video has been edited with music, and the script is finalized. Master, you can release it at any time."

Qi Yuan logged into his account and found the video from earlier in his draft box.

The video showed only three hands and three marriage certificates, with no faces revealed.

To be more precise, there were two hands and one sleeve.

"It's finally my turn to show off!" Qi Yuan happily clicked send.

Not far away, Xie Xin Su was a little dazed.

She had been a bit confused ever since she met Ning Tou yesterday.

Today, just after waking up, she saw a moving bridal gown.

And... she also saw the cold and ruthless Master receiving a marriage certificate.

She was utterly bewildered.

"Is this a Demonic Race?"

"A puppet?"

"Or something else?"

Countless questions filled her mind.

Golden Canary was clearly a Cultivator, yet she shared a husband with a member of an "alien" race.

At this moment, a hint of apprehension crept into her heart.

Suddenly, she felt that her Primordial Core cultivation from her past life might not be that impressive after all.

This Little Bride, with her extraordinary background, was no ordinary being.

"Would the dog owner... or the cat owner also have an extraordinary background?"

A terrifying thought emerged in Xie Xin Su's mind.

She quickly shook her head.

"Impossible. If they had an extraordinary background, why would they practice Martial Arts?"

Those who step into the Immortal Path would not choose the Martial Path.

The Martial Path in this world had limited prospects.

Xie Xin Su's mind was filled with confusion, and her cat brain couldn't sort through all these thoughts.

"Sigh, with the wedding over, I still have to attend the banquet tomorrow.

Fortunately, there are only three of us on the household register, so I don't have to toast."

Qi Yuan waved his hand, feeling quite pleased with the situation.

To be honest, by saving money, he had accumulated enough to purchase another Archstar.

"The people have been notified, the hotel has been booked, and I can start cultivating... the Martial Arts!"

Qi Yuan, while playing the game, always kept the game tasks in mind.

The Martial Arts were his tasks.

Golden Canary and Little Bride were his life.

"I'll sunbathe with Little Bride!"

Golden Canary pulled Little Bride to the balcony to enjoy the sun.

The house was filled with warmth and joy.

Back in the room, Qi Yuan continued his Martial Arts cultivation.

Although he had a cheat that allowed him to endlessly devour Demonic Blood to enhance his cultivation, he still had to put in effort.

"Converting Martial Qi and Blood into Storage Space... Cultivating this is so troublesome, and it requires an entire night?"

In the Underworld's stronghold, Qi Yuan had obtained this Martial Skill.

"Forget it, cultivating is too troublesome. I'll just add some points."

Qi Yuan felt that being lazy was the better option.

He sat on the bed, closing his eyes.

A faint exotic fragrance wafted over, and he knew it was Golden Canary's scent.

His mind couldn't help but recall Golden Canary's appearance from earlier—her petite figure, enchanting expression, and shattered gaze.

"Qi Yuan, be a diligent person, and practice self-control!"

"I only have over fifty Demonic Blood left, so I need to use it sparingly."

"You've used ten drops of Demonic Blood to compress the Qi and Blood throughout your body, and then expand it.

Ding... Qi and Blood Space successfully opened, with an area of 0.01 cubic meters."

Qi Yuan examined his body and discovered an additional Qi and Blood Space.

"The space is a bit small... but it's fine as it is."

Although he could use Demonic Blood to expand the space, Qi Yuan didn't do so.

He wanted to save some Demonic Blood for future needs.

He was powerful, but he still had the thought of being cautious in times of peace.

"This time, with diligent cultivation, the harvest is good.

The biggest gain is the breakthrough progress in my voice acting.

The single word 'Ding' is the essence of the system."

The more Qi Yuan thought about it, the prouder he felt of himself.

This sense of accomplishment was no different from hitting seventeen water ripples with a single stone.

"I wonder when the next task will begin..."

"My Demonic Blood is running low."

With that thought, Qi Yuan continued his cultivation.

...

"What heavy rain!"

In the dim basement, Shen Yang gazed at the wet ground, a hint of worry flashing in his eyes.

His living space was less than ten square meters, and the monthly rent was five hundred yuan.

In this first-tier city, it was quite decent to have a shelter.

Unfortunately, someone had come to inform him that the shabby, low-ceilinged house and basement were no longer habitable.

He was well aware of the reasons, but who would want to live in such a place?

The last time, he had lived in a house that resembled a rural outhouse, but a strong typhoon had blown it away, forcing him to move.

After finally finding a new cramped home, he had to leave again.

"Sigh, making money is so difficult. But compared to guarding an acre of land back in my hometown, I can still save up. After a day of hard labor, I'm so exhausted that I don't even have the strength to stand."

Only by watching short videos could he relieve his boredom and fatigue.

Although he felt a sense of discontent deep within, yearning for progress and unwilling to accept his fate, what could he do in a world like this?

Just then, a video caught his eye.

He paused, a hint of envy flashing across his eyes.

"These aristocrats are getting bolder, showing off their marriage certificates, three at once, without even trying to hide it."

"There should be a law against flaunting wealth; otherwise, we commoners will be left discontent."

Shen Yang thought randomly, and then he laughed.

He clicked on the comment section and started reading casually.

"I envy the aristocrats every day!"

"Big brother, teach me!"

"Brother, you married two wives at once!"

"Can't help it, I'm reporting this!"

"Don't get it wrong, this isn't an aristocrat; it's a cultivation master. Didn't you see? In his previous video, he was even selling cultivation techniques!"

Shen Yang paused when he saw this comment.

"Cultivation techniques?"

Shen Yang couldn't help but recall the recent online discussions.

"This world... it's not going to change drastically, is it? It's getting more and more fantastical."

As in the Martial Arts Tournament, Qi Yuan, the champion, broke the martial limit with a punch that turned his opponent into a blood mist. Or like on Spider Island, where immortal light flickered, and surprisingly, the remains of over ten thousand female infants were discovered.

Or like in Qin Yuan Kingdom, where a public vote decided the fate of the Mu family, one of the Seven Stars Clans.

Or like the appearance of an extra sun in the sky.

All sorts of bizarre events were happening one after another.

Most of the people felt that something significant was about to happen in this world.

Perhaps, an unprecedented change in a thousand years was about to take place.

"If I became a cultivator, wouldn't I be able to marry two wives too?"

Shen Yang thought to himself.

Of course, it was just a fleeting thought.

If he became a cultivator, he would benefit the world.

He clicked on the profile of the man who married two wives and watched his first video.

"Cultivation technique... for one hundred million?"

"It's sold out?"

"Could it be... real?"

Shen Yang's heart stirred, and he followed the account.

"Should I... be bold?"

He knew that in this world, aside from one's background, most people didn't have much difference in their talents.

With a little more courage, perhaps... he could gain unexpected rewards.

"Do I need to tip to send a private message?"

Shen Yang gritted his teeth, tipped the creator, and sent a message, "Congratulations on your wedding!"

Currently, this video only had a few dozen comments, and those who wanted to send private messages were probably very few.

Moreover, the need to tip before messaging deterred many.

...

The night sky was bathed in the radiant glow of the full moon.

"It's a pity that this moon is different from the one in Canglan Realm."

The moon in Canglan Realm was the projection of the Moon Deity in the Divine Realm.

This moon was a satellite of the Arch Star.

"What's wrong, husband? Do you want to return to Canglan Realm?"

The door gently opened, and a girl in a black tube top dress entered the room, her snowy white shoulders exposed to the air, exuding a unique fragrance and delicate beauty.

Her skin had a sickly pallor, as white as frost and snow, but faint traces of red marks were still visible.

Perhaps due to the girl's petite figure, the top of her skirt and her chest left a large gap, and Qi Yuan could easily catch a glimpse of her spring scenery.

"No, I can return anytime I want. It's just that the flow of time is different here, and until the game ends, I'll stay here." Qi Yuan replied earnestly.

He also took the opportunity to embrace Ning Tou.

"Here, I have to stay for at least a hundred years."

The Human Martial Lord needed to win the championship a hundred times.

He had only won once!

Ninety-nine more times to go.

That meant ninety-nine years.

"A hundred years is too short!" The girl tightly held onto Qi Yuan's arm.

"Don't worry, I've already reached the Divine Infant stage, and I can call you to Canglan Realm at any time.

As for the Stellar Golden Core... it can just hang in the sky."

The girl's face lit up with joy upon hearing this, but then she said, "No, I... still need to stay in the sky often to comprehend the Divine Realm."

On the Stellar Golden Core, she was constantly in a state of forgetting and remembering the Divine Realm.

For her, time was the path to the Divine Realm.

Only on the Stellar Golden Core could she quickly comprehend the Divine Realm and improve her strength.

If placed elsewhere, it might take thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of years to slowly progress.

By staying on the Stellar Golden Core, her strength would increase much faster.

She didn't want to be like on Jiupanshan, where she could only be a burden, helplessly watching him enter the Ten Thousand Differences Gate.

Although she enjoyed the feeling of being protected.

She didn't want to always be like this.

Qi Yuan hesitated, pondering, "Your Divine Realm is the Path of Time.

I think... you can pursue a Master's degree. The technology here is quite interesting, and it might help your Path of Time."

"A Master's degree?" The girl paused, seemingly deep in thought.

"You can also aim for a Ph.D. Then you'll be a female Ph.D. holder." Qi Yuan said softly, then continued, "As the saying goes, the first sword after landing is to slay the person in your heart. You won't kick me out after getting your Ph.D., will you?"

"You..." The girl seemed a bit angry, "I'll kick you out now!"

"Haha..." Qi Yuan chuckled, "I think the Immortal Path can also be considered a kind of science.

In this world, after a star ages and dies, it may become a black hole.

You're saying, if I were to extinguish my Golden Core, would I also turn into a black hole?

After all, black holes are mysterious celestial bodies, even more terrifying than stars.

I even have a feeling that if I were to enter a black hole right now, I'd instantly turn into fragments."

The 1691 version is the most accurate!

Of course, Qi Yuan is only speculating.

He hasn't entered a black hole, nor has he even seen one.

This universe... is a bit strange.

Or perhaps, it's just a small universe, the size of a single galaxy.

Of course, it's also possible that Qi Yuan's current strength is still too weak to discover more.

"This... if you're not confident, it's better not to try." The girl was nervous for Qi Yuan.

"Don't worry, I've always been steady."

If he weren't steady, his Divine Infant would have turned into a black hole.

Anyway, the transformation of a Golden Core into an Infant is similar to a star becoming a black hole.

Of course, there's another reason—Qi Yuan can't bear to part with his Stellar Golden Core.

With the Golden Core hanging in the sky, illuminating the heavens, how prestigious is that?

Moreover, who says the Yang God is the ultimate goal of cultivation? His Core Path can also reach the other shore.

In the future, when he has more Golden Cores, the sky will be filled with his suns. He can casually shatter a few stars for fun and see if they can turn into black holes.

"Hmm, Canary... you need to work hard too!" The girl nodded vigorously.

"You can work hard, but not while I'm sleeping." Qi Yuan spoke, looking at the girl with a hint of pity in his eyes, "It's quite lonely up there on the sun by yourself."

"It's hot up there, how can it be lonely!" The girl smiled coquettishly, then suddenly thought of something, her voice becoming hesitant, "My lord, you don't have to worry, if you want me... I can come down anytime, I..."

As she spoke, her movements became bolder, and she grew restless in Qi Yuan's embrace.

At this moment, a cunning smile flashed in Qi Yuan's eyes.

"Canary, don't pretend to be Ning Tou!"

"Huh?" Canary's face turned red instantly, and her bold movements abruptly stopped. She looked flustered, "Blood Drop, you're talking nonsense!"

But in the next breath, her mouth was covered, and her body went stiff.

"Umm..."

After a dozen breaths, she was directly subdued by Qi Yuan and pinned to the bed.

She got up, bowing her body and turning her back to Qi Yuan, panting, "How did you find out about me?"

"If it were Ning Tou, it would be me lying down now." Qi Yuan held Canary's slender waist, his eyes filled with a triumphant smile.

Of course, he also understood that Ning Tou was her, and Canary was her too—they were the people he cared about.

...

In the hotel lobby.

The hotel manager's forehead was covered in cold sweat.

Yesterday, he received a call saying someone had booked a wedding at their hotel.

At first, he thought it was a big order.

But... just one table? He actually felt a bit... ridiculous and pitiful.

A wedding with just one table, isn't that too pathetic?

However, after thinking it over, he realized that business was tough these days, so he kept a private room for the newlyweds and offered them a discount.

But he never expected that after a while, a group of unexpected guests would arrive and give him some instructions.

He then understood that the ridiculous and pitiful one was himself.

A top Aristocrat was holding a wedding ceremony at his hotel.

He had originally thought it was an Aristocrat trying to keep a low profile, hence the choice of his hotel.

A group of officials instructed him not to disclose what was happening today.

But... no one told him that the bride wasn't alone.

Hmm... that's not right, one of them is human, the other is not.

He personally served tea and water as a waiter, his legs trembling as he entered the private room.

Fortunately, he wasn't the only one losing face.

In the room, the men and women holding up their glasses to drink, all of them trembling, afraid of spilling the wine. Oh my god! The hotel manager felt like his worldview was collapsing.

For the first time, he was serving a non-human... a wedding ceremony.

At this moment, in the private room, Qi Yuan held a glass of beverage, scanning the crowd, "Why aren't you smiling? Are you naturally unsmiling?"

Huan Kan immediately showed a smile, "Mr. Qi, Miss Ning Tou is too beautiful, we're a bit nervous."

"Isn't the bride beautiful?" Qi Yuan couldn't help but ask.

He never showed favoritism.

"Beautiful!" Huan Kan nodded earnestly.

Li Yan held her glass tightly, also nodding vigorously, her heart filled with mixed emotions.

Remembering her previous thoughts, she felt ridiculous.

Initially, she had felt that Qi Yuan was very handsome, even having a certain feeling for him, of course, this feeling, she had for many celebrities.

When she learned that Qi Yuan had a mental illness, she snuffed out that feeling.

After all, she couldn't afford to lose face.

Now, seeing Qi Yuan's wife, one was Ning Tou, beautiful beyond words, the other... was a bridal gown.

She suddenly felt that her previous self... was ridiculously pathetic.

In the room, everyone had different thoughts.

Wu Qi's body also trembled slightly, unable to suppress her excitement.

Originally, because of Qi Yuan, she had already had a falling out with her agent.

Despite working tirelessly as a driver, in the end... she gained nothing.

Now... being able to attend this wedding was already worth it.

At this moment, Qi Yuan's gaze fell on Zhong Yao's face, "Doctor, is your kidney deficiency better?"

As Qi Yuan spoke, everyone in the room turned their attention to Zhong Yao.

If Mr. Qi said Zhong Yao had kidney deficiency, she definitely did.

(End)

In his youth, how could he already be suffering from kidney deficiency?

Zhong Yao's face instantly turned red, and she couldn't help but retort, "I don't have kidney problems!"

She had originally come to advise Qi Yuan not to harm other girls.

After all, a mentally ill person getting married would only cause trouble for others.

When she saw that the victim was...Jieyi, all the words she had prepared were swallowed back into her stomach.

What could she say now?

Although she was a bit stubborn, she wasn't stupid, and she was afraid of being beaten to death.

"Why don't you give me some of your blood, and I'll help you research your kidney deficiency?" Qi Yuan suggested again.

Now, after stepping into the Golden Core realm, he vaguely sensed the uniqueness of Wu Qi's blood, as well as the blood of the child brought back from Gui Ran.

For him, it was indeed very useful.

It could nurture his divine soul.

In the Mortal Heart Realm, Qi Yuan had formed a primordial chaos divine infant.

This divine infant was him, yet not him, still retaining a trace of true spirit.

However, now, it was all in deep slumber.

He placed these divine infants in the ancient mirror, nurturing them.

Now, he had found a better place.

It was people like Wu Qi...

Later, when he placed the divine infants in these people, their bodies would have an additional old grandpa or grandma.

These grandpas and grandmas would occasionally awaken, guiding them to improve their strength, and in turn, nurture their divine souls, allowing them to truly awaken.

Once these divine infants awakened on their own and transformed into citizens, they could cultivate on their own.

With the powerful Blue Star God-Demon as the foundation, and the support of the mysterious foreign land's resources, the cultivation progress of these citizens would be astonishing.

Their potential was limitless.

Each one could become a Yang God!

At that time, what level would Qi Yuan's strength reach? Of course, these were just speculations.

The current Qi Yuan was merely a small Primordial Core Cultivator.

He needed to summon the divine infants, and only then could he cultivate them. It was still too early.

Perhaps by then, the world would have already experienced a spirit energy revival, with numerous cultivation worlds connecting to it, and countless cultivation sects descending, leaving behind their legacies.

At that time, Qi Yuan might be giving away grandpas and grandmas all over the place, competing with those sects for disciples.

In Qi Yuan's eyes, Zhong Yao, the doctor, resembled Wu Qi in some ways but was also different.

That's why Qi Yuan wanted a drop of her blood to find out more.

"I don't have kidney problems, and I won't give you my blood!" Zhong Yao said with caution.

She had interacted with Qi Yuan many times, so she wasn't very afraid of him.

"What a pity, you might have lost a grandma." Qi Yuan sighed.

He didn't force others.

"I don't have a grandma anymore!" Zhong Yao couldn't help but retort again.

"So, I was planning to introduce you to a grandma. If you like, I can even introduce you to a grandpa." Qi Yuan was very generous.

With over four thousand divine infants, he needed to find more people.

But those who met the conditions were only Wu Qi, as well as Aiji and his sister, who were brought back from Wu Gui Kingdom.

Doctor Zhong Yao might count as half.

"No need, thank you!" Zhong Yao was suspicious, wondering if Qi Yuan's condition had worsened, "Did you not take the medicine I prescribed last time?"

As a doctor, she still asked out of concern.

Qi Yuan was speechless, "You should focus on your kidney deficiency first. Look at how long it's been since you had a good night's sleep, and you keep having nightmares. Who knows when you might disappear."

When Zhong Yao heard this, her face turned pale.

That dream was terrifying and extremely frightening.

At this moment, Qi Yuan looked at Wu Qi, "How about I send you a grandma after some time?"

Wu Qi's head was in a daze.

Why was he sending her a grandma too? She didn't have as much courage as Zhong Yao, so she could only grit her teeth and say, "Okay, I'll treat her like my own grandma!"

"I might even send a second grandma." Qi Yuan spoke without restraint.

Wu Qi could only smile and reply, "Okay!"

Wang Xu watched this scene and couldn't help but laugh foolishly.

The conversation was too high-level for him.

They toasted and drank, enjoying the wedding banquet.

After sending everyone off, Qi Yuan hugged Ning Tuo and held Xiao Jie, and with a flash, they returned to his room.

Qi Yuan lazily said, "Finally, I've attended my own wedding banquet, though it's a red banquet. I missed the white banquet, which is probably my biggest regret in my remaining life."

Not attending his own funeral and missing his wedding banquet were indeed one of the three biggest regrets in life.

If asked about the other two regrets, Qi Yuan didn't know, as he had made them up.

"You can make up for it!" Jin Si Que exclaimed excitedly.

Her small body was charming and alluring, and with a light bounce, she reached Qi Yuan's eyes, so he held her in such a situation.

"Forget it, it's not auspicious."

Qi Yuan spoke lazily.

Then, he waved his hand.

"Look, what did I buy for you?"

Jin Si Que quickly took it and opened the item in Qi Yuan's hand.

Her face instantly turned red, "It's still daytime, and you bought a blood droplet!"

"Hey, what are you thinking? Aren't you preparing for the graduate entrance exam? I bought you a school uniform!"

"Huh?" Jin Si Que's face turned even redder.

"I've already pulled some strings to let you take the entrance exam in our city!" Qi Yuan boasted.

"Hmph!" Jin Si Que nodded, "This young lady is preparing for the exam, what about you?"

"Of course, I'm practicing martial arts, and... I have a feeling that the task in the Underworld will arrive soon, and I need to enter to complete it."

"What a pity, this young lady can't go in. Sigh... Studying is so annoying!"

(End of Chapter)

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