The Monarch Of Everlasting Night Chapter 319: Fang Che's Social Death, Volcanic Eruption, and Cold Sword Sect (Part 1) - Novel Cool

Chapter 319: Fang Che's Social Death, Volcanic Eruption, and Cold Sword Sect (Part 1)

Chapter 319: Fang Che's Social Death, Volcanic Eruption, and Cold Sword Sect (Part 1)

At this moment, Fang Che's heart stirred.

What did this girl mean? A small favor? But you didn't even do a small favor.

He replied, "It's not that I haven't seen the world, but the item is truly exceptional. I genuinely believe that Elder Chen Yin has shown great sincerity."

Yan Beihan instantly felt displeased.

He showed great sincerity? I didn't show any sincerity.

What do you mean?

He replied, "Look at you, so unambitious. You're truly disappointing me, considering how much I value you."

In his heart, he pondered, 'The items Elder Chen Yin sent are indeed remarkable. What should I do now? Should I send a gift in return? That feels a bit tacky, and it's like I'm borrowing someone else's idea.'

But if I say I don't want it, Night Demon will definitely lean towards Elder Chen Yin under such an offensive. That won't do. He was the one I had set my sights on from the beginning.

With a clenched jaw, he sent a message, "Night Demon, you don't have a divine weapon yet, do you?"

Over there.

Fang Che was momentarily stunned. This... Could it be that this girl...

Oh my, this is like a pie falling from the sky! He immediately replied, "No, such divine weapons are not something someone of my status can come into contact with."

Yan Beihan puffed out his cheeks and said, "Elder Chen Yin is so stingy. You're feeling proud over this, huh? Well, wait for it. I'll have someone send you a piece of divine metal sufficient to forge a sword, and I'll also give you a Primordial Gold Vein Fruit equivalent to the Water Cloud Heaven Fruit."

Fang Che immediately replied, "Elder Yan, your kindness is overwhelming. Although I feel unworthy, my heart genuinely yearns for it. If the divine weapon is successfully crafted, it will undoubtedly become my lifelong companion."

Yan Beihan humphed and said, "Follow me from now on, and you'll benefit."

"In the future, I will only follow Elder Yan's lead!"

"Hmph!"

Yan Beihan felt victorious. The words 'follow your lead' made him feel very comfortable.

This indicated that Night Demon would ultimately join his camp.

Smart people didn't need to say more; a mutual understanding was enough.

So, Yan Beihan said, "Then you just wait. I'll let you know when the person arrives. When you receive the items, you'll understand that Elder Chen Yin's offerings are not worth mentioning."

Night Demon replied, "Cough, yes, divine weapons are the ultimate treasures of the continent, and they are invaluable for self-preservation and combat. They are indeed incomparable to other things."

"Good, as long as you understand."

Yan Beihan felt extremely pleased with himself.

"Well... If there are still dangers that cannot be resolved later, I'm afraid I'll have to trouble the senior who came... Cough, although I feel embarrassed, to avoid any misunderstandings with Elder Yan, I should clarify that such a situation may not necessarily happen..."

Yan Beihan replied generously, "No problem!"

"Elder Yan, farewell."

"Yes, go."

Yan Beihan said with restraint.

The communication ended.

Amidst Night Demon's sincere flattery, Yan Beihan returned victoriously.

In his heart, he was calculating.

Divine weapon... Sigh, I feel a little regretful.

I'm not willing to give up my piece, maybe I should ask Grandpa for another one.

He acted on his thoughts, and with a flash of white shadow, Yan Beihan headed straight to the headquarters.

...

Over here.

Finally, Fang Che had dealt with both Yan Beihan and Elder Chen Yin.

He let out a long sigh of relief.

Thinking about the second divine weapon he was about to acquire, he couldn't help but feel a hint of joy.

His mood also brightened.

He looked up, and Ye Yun was still there, staring at him with a gloomy gaze. Fang Che hurriedly smiled and bowed, "Your hard work tonight..."

Ye Yun rolled his eyes and said, "Are you done talking?"

"Huh?"

"Now it's my turn!"

Ye Yun directly grabbed him, and Fang Che instantly felt like he couldn't move at all.

He exclaimed in shock, "Elder Ye, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing? In my entire life, this is the first time I've been used by someone. If I don't take it out on you, who else should I vent my anger on?"

Ye Yun grinned maliciously and started beating Fang Che mercilessly, covering every angle of his body with a 360-degree beating, leaving only a breath of life.

He left Fang Che with only a breath of life.

This bastard, he left me hanging for so long and started chatting without a care in the world.

Ye Yun was furious beyond control. It was clear that your conversation with Elder Chen Yin had ended long ago, so who were you talking to all this time? Obviously, you didn't take me seriously.

Then, he reached into Fang Che's chest and pulled out Li Mengyun's spatial ring. "This ring, did you not mention it just now?"

And... he actually pocketed it himself! He pocketed it...

Fang Che was stunned, his mouth agape. This fucking... you old bastard, this is something I've been longing for!

"Oh... this won't do..."

Puff, puff, puff...

Ye Yun kicked Fang Che a few more times and said, "Can you use such a good thing now? You think you can use it just by erasing Li Mengyun's divine consciousness? You'll never figure out the methods of the noble families in your lifetime! The Li family can kill you ten thousand times with this ring! You're an idiot, and your greed is bigger than your size."

Fang Che's face turned pale.

Ye Yun then lifted his foot and stomped on Fang Che's face a couple of times, cursing, "You dare to order me around! You actually ordered me! Even the Sect Leader hasn't ordered me around that many times!"

Fang Che felt his nose was about to collapse, and he shouted angrily, "That's because you're not qualified to be ordered by the Sect Leader!"

Ye Yun became furious.

And the punches rained down on Fang Che again...

Fang Che stared at him defiantly, refusing to beg for mercy. With each punch, he cursed back, so Ye Yun punched with more vigor, and Fang Che's curses were full of vigor.

The main point was that he wouldn't submit, a true iron will! Although he got beaten up, I stood my ground and cursed back!

A moment later.

The soundproof barrier disappeared.

Ye Yun carried four human heads and left without a trace.

He disappeared into the ground, leaving behind a figure lying in a large X—Night Demon, who had swollen up two sizes all over his body.

It wasn't until a quarter of an hour later that Fang Che managed to prop himself up. He felt pain all over his body, inside and out.

"You old bastard! You just wait for me!"

"My cultivation is sufficient. I'll beat you to death first!"

"Damn it!"

He muttered angrily, patting his chest, where the gift was still there.

Unable to resist the swelling on his face, he felt a little joy and proceeded to collect the weapons of the four people on the ground, searching their bodies thoroughly once more.

Especially their legs, which he had not searched earlier.

He had been cautious of Ye Yun, that old thing, stealing from them.

Sure enough, he found a set of small flying daggers in the boots of Li Changbo, Li Changhe, and the three Shadow Guards.

The cold blades glinted menacingly.

Each of the three had twenty-four daggers, making a total of seventy-two daggers.

"Not bad!"

"These four weapons are also quite good, all of them are divine weapons."

"We're rich today!"

"A pity about that spatial ring, that damn old bastard Night Demon!"

Fang Che held onto the weapons, took a moment to catch his breath, and felt his strength returning. He then set off.

After taking only two steps—

A soft sound.

The back of his head was struck by a heavy snowball, and he felt his vision darken. With a startled cry, he fell face-first into the snow, right onto a pile of cow dung. His mouth, wide open in shock, clamped down on the white, sharp teeth of the dung with a soft sound...

"Hehehe..."

Night Demon's voice faded into the distance.

This time, he was truly gone.

"Ptui, ptui, ptui... Hmph! Ptui! Hmph! Ptui..."

Fang Che vomited uncontrollably for a long time.

He almost threw up his intestines.

Damn it, I curse people to eat shit every day, and today I ate shit myself... Hmph!

I'm so fucking disgusted...

"That damn old demon, that bastard Night Demon!"

Fang Che cursed under his breath, all while vomiting violently and walking quickly...

Fang Che finally disappeared into the night.

With so many good things, he must hurry and hide them away at home.

...

Dawn.

Ye Meng woke up early, feeling that the young master had probably gone to the Starlight Commander's post again. She slowly pushed open Fang Che's bedroom door and entered.

The next moment, a terrified scream escaped her lips: "You... who are you?"

On Fang Che's bed lay a fat man, almost transparent, with a single thread-like eye open.

She was shocked.

The young master wasn't back, so how could this person suddenly appear?

Hmm?

Ye Meng looked closely and saw the fat man open his eyes, a single thread-like slit. "Ye Meng... what are you screaming about? Hurry up and get me some water... Damn it!"

Only then did Fang Che realize that his entire body had swollen up like a bubble.

Even his vision was obstructed.

He raised his hand and looked at it; it was puffed up like a steamed bun, almost as thick as his thighs!

He couldn't help but gasp in shock: "This damn... this bastard... what the hell did he do?"

Night Demon's attack had been insidious.

The initial swelling was just the beginning; the real effect was the later bloating, like a bubble.

Fang Che had no idea how to treat such an injury.

But if he didn't find a solution, his entire body might explode.

So he immediately took out a Dan Tian Shen Dan and swallowed it.

Only then did he feel his body gradually deflate...

Using such a precious Dan Tian Shen Dan for this, even though he had thirty or so left, Fang Che felt a sincere heartache!

This was a matter of life and death!

"That damn old demon, what kind of trick is this?"

Fang Che cursed through gritted teeth, his face suddenly changing as sweat beaded on his forehead, his voice trembling.

"Young master, what's wrong?"

Ye Meng rushed forward, concerned.

"You go..."

Ye Meng asked worriedly, "Is it internal injuries?"

Fang Che's face changed, and he became pale.

Then, a deafening sound filled the room, followed by a pungent stench that exploded within.

"Ugh!"

Ye Meng was stunned.

The young master had...

Fang Che lay on the bed, his eyes wide and unfocused.

He now understood how Xue Wan Shi felt.

Not an exaggeration at all, Night Demon's technique had a fitting name: 'Internal Organs Purification Technique'.

Only the most profound cultivators would practice this method in their free time.

Because this technique, while seemingly harmless, could help one undergo a near-complete internal cleansing, unblocking all meridians and even aiding in a thorough cleansing of the body.

Benefits aplenty.

But the side effects were also obvious: the bloating would eventually deflate, and the gas would rush through the five organs, flushing them before seeping into the intestines.

All impurities would instantly be purged from the body, a torrent of filth from the lower body, a test even for Venerable-ranked cultivators.

Only Righteous Sect headquarters knew how many times the old demons had played such pranks on the little demons.

This time, Night Demon had used it to specifically target Night Demon, and even he felt it was too much.

With his profound cultivation, he had personally cleansed this detestable fellow's insides.

Ye Meng screamed, covering her nose as she fled: "Ugh... Young master, I'll go get some water... Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh..."

Fang Che had fully recovered, feeling only emptiness in his body. Surrounded by such a stench, he felt an overwhelming hunger, as if he could devour an entire cow...

They heard Ye Meng rush back into the room, retching: "Ugh, ugh, ugh..."

Slam!

The door closed.

Fang Che stood up, shaking, and roared, "I'll do it myself, go back to your room! Don't come out!"

Fang Che quickly stripped himself naked, gathering all his belongings and throwing them outside.

Not caring about his dignity, he rushed naked to the well, drawing water and pouring it over himself.

Action: After taking a thorough bath, he finally feels clean.

With a grumbling stomach, he stumbles into the bedroom, finds a change of clothes, and activates his spiritual energy to refresh the room with a gust of wind.

He discards everything that could be contaminated, leaving only a bare bed frame.

Only then does he feel slightly better, but the foul odor still lingers in his nostrils.

"Old thief!"

Zuo Guanglie mutters angrily, "Old thief! I'm at odds with you!"

It's so humiliating!

If no one had seen it, it would be fine.

But Night Dream witnessed it, and she's such a stunning beauty...

"I'm so embarrassed I could die."

Zuo Guanglie feels like he's socially dead.

Finally, he's almost done.

He opens the door.

Night Dream has been waiting outside, and when she sees Zuo Guanglie, a smile flickers in her eyes, and she asks with concern, "Sir, are you feeling better?"

After saying five words, seeing Zuo Guanglie's expression, she suddenly can't hold back and throws her head back, "Hoo hoo hoo hoo..."

"..."

Zuo Guanglie's face turns red.

His stomach continues to grumble, and he feels dizzy and weak, unable to walk properly.

With a dark expression, he says, "Get some food, the more the better."

"Food?"

Night Dream's face changes, turning slightly pale.

After what just happened, he wants to eat now? This cycle is too fast...

"Ugh ugh ugh..."

Night Dream covers her mouth and rushes out.

"Hurry up!"

Zuo Guanglie urges harshly.

"..."

After a while.

Zuo Guanglie, dressed in black, with a white undershirt underneath, sits at the dining table, devouring his food.

He eats like a glutton.

During the time Night Dream prepares the meal, he uses his spiritual energy to cleanse himself thoroughly, not just his mouth, throat, and nostrils, but even his sweat pores.

After changing into a fresh set of clothes, he finally feels much better.

From a distance, he hears 'Ugh ugh' sounds, as Night Dream disposes of the filth.

The poor maid, covering her nose, retches as she works, throwing everything far away and then finding a place to bury it.

Then she sprinkles fragrant water throughout the courtyard.

Every corner of the courtyard is scented.

In some places, Night Dream even scrapes off a piece of the ground to ensure thorough cleanliness.

The entire residence is filled with an unprecedented fragrance.

In the study, Zuo Guanglie has eaten two basins of spirit-infused monster meat and a basin of porridge.

He feels his vitality gradually returning.

(End of Chapter)

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