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Chapter 303: One-Hole Gun Demon?
Chapter 303: One-Hole Gun Demon?
Xue Fuxiao nodded and said, "You're talking about those two Blood Tigers, right? They are indeed far inferior to this Hongniu."
"This isn't just any Hongniu, it's a young one. It's still a Hongxiaoniu, and from the looks of it, it hasn't even matured yet. It's a Virgin Bull, and the best meat comes from one that hasn't been bred."
Duan Xiyang corrected him and then reached out, "Hand me the knife."
"Get lost! Are you going to use my Sword of Severed Emotions to cut beef?"
"I've cut human flesh with it and didn't complain."
Duan Xiyang said, "If my Shui Meng Gun wasn't suitable for cutting, who would use your broken knife?"
Xue Fuxiao threw the knife over and said, "Be careful, or my knife might bite back."
Duan Xiyang sighed, "Your joke is so cold."
He took the knife and with one swift motion, slaughtered the Hongxiaoniu. Then, with meticulous care, he began to skin it, his movements precise.
Xue Fuxiao stood by, supervising Duan Xiyang's work. "Yes, just like that. You need to follow the grain of the meat and slice it smoothly. Then, it's best to roast it. Your Shui Meng Gun doesn't have this function."
"That's why I want to use your knife."
Duan Xiyang said, "My gun can be used to skewer the beef, making it a perfect meat skewer."
"That's true."
The Sword of Severed Emotions and Shui Meng Gun began discussing which parts of the Hongxiaoniu were the tastiest.
Sword of Severed Emotions and Shui Meng Gun: "..."
Damn!
I am a divine weapon with a spirit!
Falling into the hands of these two is truly a waste of my potential.
Soon, Duan Xiyang shouted, "Come!"
The White Bone Shui Meng Gun let out a mournful cry and flew over helplessly. Its body suddenly transformed, extending to a length of ten zhang and hovering in the air.
Duan Xiyang carefully skewered the beef onto the gun.
With a thought, a row of dim blue flames appeared beneath it.
Instantly, the beef sizzled and roasted.
Duan Xiyang took out various seasonings and sprinkled them on the beef, filling the air with a mouth-watering aroma.
"With this method, I can preserve the spirit energy in the meat to the greatest extent. No matter what, it's impossible for the Shui Meng Gun to burn the meat to the point of being inedible. Old Xue, you're in for a treat today."
Duan Xiyang carefully roasted the meat.
Xue Fuxiao said, "Putting aside everything else, your roasting skills are indeed impressive. If you set up a stall, you'd surely become rich."
Duan Xiyang replied without hesitation, "Of course, my roasted meat is delicious. Unlike yours, which has no flavor. It's so bland I can't even swallow it. If it weren't for ordering you around, I wouldn't eat a single bite."
Xue Fuxiao was furious, "Then from now on, you do it yourself!"
"You wish."
Duan Xiyang said, "The Guardian's top expert painstakingly roasts meat for me, and I'd eat it even if it turned into a pile of shit!"
Xue Fuxiao hummed, unable to argue as his cooking skills were inferior. But upon hearing Duan Xiyang's last words, he burst into laughter, "You'd really eat it even if it turned into a pile of shit?"
Duan Xiyang angrily said, "If you keep being so shameless, I'll eat the bull's penis myself."
"Wait... let's split it."
"Why? This is the penis of a Virgin Hongxiaoniu..."
...
Moments later, Duan Xiyang grabbed a piece of meat and devoured it.
Xue Fuxiao, on the other hand, used the Sword of Severed Emotions to cut off pieces of meat and ate them one by one.
His mouth was filled with greasy goodness.
"Delicious! Duan Xiyang's meat is so damn tasty!" Xue Fuxiao couldn't stop praising it.
As Duan Xiyang was chewing on the beef, he looked up suspiciously, feeling that something about Xue Fuxiao's words didn't seem quite right.
"Do you have any wine?" Xue Fuxiao asked.
"Don't you have any?" Duan Xiyang replied angrily.
"Today it's your turn to drink."
"..."
Duan Xiyang threw out several jars of wine and took out two large jade bowls, "You're being so damn clear about it."
The two drank wine and ate the beef.
Duan Xiyang took out other dishes from his ring, setting up a whole feast.
"I say, Old Duan, what are you really up to?" Xue Fuxiao asked while eating and drinking.
"Don't you know?" Duan Xiyang didn't seem to mind and continued to drink and eat.
"That's why I'm asking. I feel like you're not telling the truth." Xue Fuxiao kept his wits about him, unable to contain his joy as he felt his intelligence was surpassing San San.
Duan Xiyang was nonchalant, "Even if you don't know, I'll tell you anyway. Do you remember the Wujin Gun Demon from two eras ago, who was separated from us by time?"
"The legendary One-Hole Gun Demon? The one who, with just one gun, suppressed the entire world, including both the righteous and evil paths? Of course, I've heard of him."
Xue Fuxiao replied.
Duan Xiyang sighed, "..."
Xue Fuxiao, feeling unconvinced, said, "Did I trick you into talking as well?"
Duan Xiyang hummed, "What's there to be afraid of telling you? The Wujin Gun of the One-Hole Gun Demon is now in our sect. Recently, it has been making strange noises, and I sense something unusual. I wanted to find out more."
"That's why I said telling you wouldn't be a problem. Even if the One-Hole Gun Demon were to come back to life, I wouldn't be afraid. Not to mention his legacy."
Xue Fuxiao listened, stunned.
"The more I thought about it, the more I admired her.
San San's calculations were truly remarkable, even predicting this.
He pondered, "In the legend, this One-Hole Gun Demon only knew one gun technique, yet he defeated countless opponents. Could it be true?"
"Tsk... Are you out of your mind?"
Duan Xiyang scowled, "Don't you think Dongfang Sansan feels exhausted being with you all the time?"
Xue Fuxiao's face turned ashen, "Let's get to the point!"
"The One-Hole Gun Demon, known throughout history as the greatest gun user, do you think he could only know one technique?"
Duan Xiyang was slightly envious, "That's because no matter the opponent, he only needed one shot to create a hole in their body, and they would die. Hence, he was called the One-Hole Gun Demon. In truth, his real title wasn't the One-Hole Gun Demon. He had a Wujin Gun, his lifelong treasure, so he named himself the Wujin Gun Demon."
"Just one shot..."
Xue Fuxiao was somewhat envious, sighing, "In these eight or nine days, you've stabbed me a million times."
Duan Xiyang's face turned red with anger, gritting his teeth, "Are you hoping for another hole in your body?"
Xue Fuxiao burst into laughter, "Let's drink, let's drink."
He emptied his cup in one gulp, saying, "So, you came here for the Wujin Gun's legacy."
"Of course, anyone who uses a gun in this world would want to find the Wujin Gun's legacy."
Duan Xiyang reluctantly replied.
Then he asked, "How did you progress so quickly in such a short time? Did you have some kind of fortuitous encounter?"
Xue Fuxiao proudly answered, "For the past three years, I've been practicing 'Beyond the Sword, Nothing Else'. I should be close to breaking through soon."
Duan Xiyang suddenly realized, "No wonder you've been acting like a fool these past two years. Although you were foolish before, you're even more foolish now."
Xue Fuxiao angrily pointed his sword at Duan Xiyang's nose, "Say that again?"
Duan Xiyang leaned back, "So that's it, 'Beyond the Sword, Nothing Else'... Haha...!"
Xue Fuxiao reluctantly stabbed a piece of beef with his sword and put it in his mouth, "What? Are you still going to continue searching?"
Duan Xiyang emptied his cup of wine and said, "Since you've gained nothing, shouldn't you hurry back instead of fighting again? What's the point?"
"If you don't fight, I'll..."
"Your grandpa! Can't you threaten me in a more graceful manner? You're also a top expert."
Xue Fuxiao furiously drew his sword.
"To deal with a fool like you, I can only use the most ruthless method."
Duan Xiyang charged into the sky with his gun.
Xue Fuxiao slashed horizontally with his sword and chased after him.
In this battle, Duan Xiyang was at a complete disadvantage, being relentlessly pursued and slashed by Xue Fuxiao.
Duan Xiyang was furious, shouting and yelling in anger, but the situation couldn't be turned around.
This was completely unexpected.
Earlier, Duan Xiyang had used the ShuiMeng Gun to roast meat, leaving the gun covered in grease. Although he had cleaned it, his hands still had some residue. During the fourth exchange, when he clashed with Xue Fuxiao, he embarrassingly slipped due to the grease.
Xue Fuxiao seized this opportunity, a dream come true, and relentlessly pressed Duan Xiyang, keeping him from catching his breath. Duan Xiyang was completely suppressed, and Xue Fuxiao continued his relentless attack, chopping away.
Duan Xiyang exploded in anger, his face turning black as he dragged his gun and ran off without a word.
(End of Chapter)
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