Chapter 250: Kidnapping a Child, How Many Years in Prison?
Chapter 250: Kidnapping a Child, How Many Years in Prison?
Today's storyteller for SuSu is a very pretty young lady.
The young lady's online alias is: Heartless Little Auntie.
However, in person...
She's probably barely twenty.
The System felt a twinge of pity when it saw her.
So young and already...
Huh?
Where did she go?
She's still alive?
The Main God has been getting more and more unreliable lately.
Heartless Little Auntie is an agricultural science communicator, and she usually doesn't have many followers.
Streaming is just a side hobby for her; she doesn't expect to become famous or make money from it. It's just something she does to help promote her rural business.
The reason she was invited to tell a story today is that...
The Main God felt she was different from the other young ladies.
After all, not many young ladies would stick their hand up a cow's backside to help with calving...
The Main God thought she was a unique soul, even if she was a living person, and so it signed a contract with her.
Just by telling a child a story, she could introduce several new breeds and technologies, and the Main God guaranteed their success.
Why wouldn't she do it?
Little Auntie didn't hesitate and immediately signed the agreement.
Then, just as she had fallen asleep, she woke up again.
When she opened her eyes, she saw SuSu in the darkness, her big eyes as dark as grapes, curiously staring at her.
Little Auntie: Huh?
Although she claimed to be heartless and unloving, she couldn't resist something this adorable, whether it was a cute pet or a child.
Those eyes, that little face...
Little Auntie thought: Can I kidnap her?
This isn't the modern world; they probably wouldn't be able to catch me even if I did.
Little Auntie thought, My moral compass is wavering.
Thankfully, SuSu's curiosity got the better of her, and she spoke up, shattering Little Auntie's criminal thoughts. ["Hello, pretty lady."]
Little Auntie: ...
Damn, that sweet, soft voice was her kryptonite! Now she wanted to kidnap her even more!
What the hell!
Is it so wrong for me to not want to get married but just want a child?
The Main God is so all-powerful; what's wrong with giving me a child?
And if the Main God doesn't want to give me one, can't I just ask for one? I don't even care about the new breeds or technologies anymore.
Can I just have a child instead?
Little Auntie was seriously considering this.
But then she met SuSu's expectant gaze, and Little Auntie thought: Oh, I'm so guilty! I almost forgot to tell her a story!
Before coming here, she had memorized stories like "The Little Mermaid."
She was usually very eloquent in her live streams, so this should be right up her alley.
Come on, bring it on!
However, as soon as she started telling the story of the Little Mermaid, SuSu blinked her big eyes and innocently said, ["I've heard this one before... In the end, the little mermaid was scooped up by Uncle Dongpo!"]
Little Auntie's eyes narrowed. ["...And then she was stewed into a delicious braised fish dish?"]
SuSu considered this question seriously before nodding. ["It tasted pretty good."]
Little Auntie: ...
What a cute child!
Oh my god, how many years in prison would I get for kidnapping her?
I'll go to jail, I'll atone for my sins, but first, let me kidnap this child!
Little Auntie used to not feel this way, but some kids are just so annoying that you want to beat them eighteen times a second. But then there are children like the one in front of her, who make you just want to take them home!
Like SuSu, for example.
Little Auntie, once again feeling desperate, sent a message to the Main God: ["Can I really not have a child? I'm not asking for much, just one, and I'll name her SuSu!"]
Main God: Huh?
If she's heard "The Little Mermaid," then what should I tell her?
"The Ugly Duckling?"
SuSu: ["I've heard that one too! In the end, the duckling turned into a swan and flew away, and then it was buried by Uncle Baiqi in a big pit with four hundred thousand other children."]
Little Auntie: Huh?
"Lord Wu'an, is that how you justify the mass killing you perpetrated back then?"
"Wow, wow! Your penmanship puts even the Spring and Autumn Annals to shame.
Little Auntie felt that, according to White Qi's interpretation, her own child abduction might not even warrant a prison sentence!
Unfortunately, she couldn't find anyone at the moment.
Perhaps it was better to stick to storytelling for now.
Most of the fairy tales were already familiar to SuSu.
Although Little Auntie often mixed up the characters, SuSu had indeed heard them before.
Little Auntie felt uninspired and decided to impart knowledge on postpartum care for sows, including techniques for a single litter to yield thirty treasures, ensuring healthy growth for the piglets.
She then delved into emergency measures for difficult calving in cows, as well as strategies for soothing and caring for newborn calves.
Moving on to sheep, Little Auntie explained the handling of sheep milk and the process of cheese-making and dairy preservation.
..."
"I may not excel in other fields," Little Auntie thought, "but within my domain, no one shall outshine me."
SuSu was initially uninterested.
However, when Little Auntie mentioned that having an extra ox could significantly increase productivity, and that their ancient era lacked efficient labor, SuSu became intrigued. Having more oxen would indeed be beneficial!
While sheep might not be suitable for plowing, their dairy products, when properly stored, could serve as a valuable energy source during winter, providing high-quality protein for the people.
When it came to pigs, the benefits were even more evident. Pork was an excellent source of fat.
Regardless of whether it was lean or fatty meat, as long as it helped the common folk survive the harsh winters, it was undoubtedly good meat!
The significance of horse breeding was equally crucial. Whether it was for warhorses or everyday riding, each horse was invaluable.
Given their lengthy gestation periods, extra attention was necessary to ensure smooth deliveries.
Hence, dismissing animal production as unimportant was simply preposterous!
There were indeed profound learnings in this area.
[Of course, mastering the techniques was not enough. One also had to understand the application of veterinary medicine and antibiotics.]
[Garlic, the king of cost-effectiveness, was an easily accessible natural antibiotic, indispensable for both humans and animals.]
[Penicillin, as a vital veterinary antibiotic, played a crucial role with broad applications. However, the challenge lay in the extraction process... It would likely stump countless people, given the lack of chemical knowledge... Why focus solely on fireworks while neglecting the study of gunpowder for warfare?]
[As for streptomycin... Never mind, it's too complicated for their current situation, and it's unnecessary for a child to memorize. Let's stick to postpartum care for now, as proper care can sometimes be more effective than medication.]
...
SuSu spent the entire evening absorbing knowledge about postpartum care and difficult calving across various farm animals.
Although she didn't fully comprehend everything, the young girl listened with great enthusiasm.
When Little Auntie elaborated on intriguing aspects, SuSu would curiously ask, ["Is that true? Do you really put your hand in there?"], ["Can a hand truly fit in there?"], or ["How fascinating! Can the same be done for humans?"]
...
Little Auntie patiently answered each question. ["Of course. For mammals during childbirth, the birth canal dilates, providing ample space for the passage of the calf or baby, otherwise, how could such large creatures be born?"]
["Indeed, it can be done for humans as well. Otherwise, what would a midwife be doing, frantically assisting a birth?"]
["It would undoubtedly be painful, but by then, the mother would have endured a thousand pains, becoming numb to further discomfort. While inserting a hand might be unthinkable for humans, remember to restrain the hooves of cows or horses to avoid accidental kicks, especially during such a delicate process."]
...
(End of Chapter)
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