The Sect Leader's Bizarre Recruitment Chapter 237: Shipping and Whitewashing! Here, Have Two Holy Maidens (Part 1) - Novel Cool

Chapter 237: Shipping and Whitewashing! Here, Have Two Holy Maidens (Part 1)

Chapter 237: Shipping and Whitewashing! Here, Have Two Holy Maidens (Part 1)

"What are you staring at? Why are you glaring at me?"

"Are you asking for trouble?"

Seeing that Gao Guang didn't show any reaction and only glared back, his expression was incredibly vivid, and he kept staring at his two 'dancers'. Chaos Heavenly Pig was furious.

Chaos Heavenly Pig could roughly guess Gao Guang's purpose for coming here.

But you didn't give me any benefit, not even an empty promise, and you're staring at my dancers right from the start. Isn't that going too far?

This is simply outrageous!

"Eat!"

Chaos Heavenly Pig pointed at the fatty meat in Gao Guang's bowl, "Why aren't you eating?"

"Are you not giving me, Old Pig, any face?"

"Huh?"

"This?"

Gao Guang was speechless.

What kind of nonsense is this?

It's utterly defying heaven.

He really wanted to curse, but at that moment, he couldn't think of where to start or how to curse.

However, he had an intuition—it's over. From now on, wanting Chaos Heavenly Pig to stay put at Beast Taming Sect would be difficult!

Even if the 'service' at Beast Taming Sect were slightly better than Moon Embrace Sect, it wouldn't help because Chaos Heavenly Pig's horizons had already been broadened, and it would naturally long for what it had experienced here.

Is home any better?

So what?

How can a home-grown flower compare to a wildflower?

After experiencing the allure of the outside world, going back to see his 'old hag' at home...

Pah!

Beast Taming Sect isn't an old hag.

But with its 'heart' already wild, how could Chaos Heavenly Pig remain as obedient as before at Beast Taming Sect? Impossible! Unless Beast Taming Sect could do twice as well as Moon Embrace Sect, otherwise, Chaos Heavenly Pig would eventually sneak out for a taste.

Moon Embrace Sect has already reached this level, could Beast Taming Sect do twice as well?

Are you kidding me? I'm speechless!

But then again, you guys from Moon Embrace Sect are truly the sixth in the ranking! When you can't compete in raw strength, you resort to soft tactics and seduction, huh?

You're truly ruthless.

Although Heavenly Pig is powerful, at the end of the day, it's just a pig! Just a pig, and you're treating it like royalty, allowing it to live like an emperor or even a deity. Don't your hearts ache?

I, an esteemed Eighth Realm expert and the Third Elder of Beast Taming Sect, have never lived such a life!

Is there no law?

Is there no justice?

Where is morality?

Where are human rights?

Where is self-respect?

Where are the beauties?

Even...

At this moment, he had a special feeling.

I also want to experience the life of a pig, but of course, the pig-headed beauty should be replaced by a human beauty.

His soul was soaring in the sky.

But Chaos Heavenly Pig spoke up again, scolding, "It seems you're really not giving me, Old Pig, any face?"

Under Chaos Heavenly Pig's fierce gaze, Gao Guang had no choice but to pick up a piece of fatty meat that looked greasy and took a bite. After tasting it carefully, he couldn't help but think to himself, "You know, it's actually quite fragrant."

No wonder Heavenly Pig likes to eat it; I think it's pretty good too!

As he was lost in his thoughts, he heard Zhu Rou'rong suddenly exclaim, "Senior, how can you be like this?"

"Senior, you just brought the meat out, and you haven't even put down the roasted meat in your hand. You're in a daze, saying, 'This is Heavenly Pig's food. I prepared it according to Heavenly Pig's taste.'"

"This is pig feed!"

Gao Guang suddenly stiffened.

He couldn't hear or remember anything else.

He only heard and remembered four words clearly.

"Pig feed... pig feed..."

"Pig feed?"

No, when did Heavenly Pig's taste become so heavy?

And you, the sixth in the ranking, why didn't you tell me earlier?

For a moment, he held the fatty meat, unsure whether to eat or throw it away, and his whole body trembled.

But then Zhu Rou'rong spoke again, "Well, it's not a big deal. Although it's pig feed, it's still clean and edible."

"I didn't expect that you, Senior, could even eat this."

"It seems you're truly tired from the journey."

"Senior, you must be very hungry to eat anything."

"Try my cooking."

Gao Guang was stunned.

I'm speechless!

"What are you glaring at?"

"This is the food for my little brother."

Chaos Heavenly Pig kicked him with all its might, causing Gao Guang to be in a daze, "Glaring at him?"

"If you were as sensible as him, I'd wake up laughing even in my sleep."

"Hmph."

"If I let you eat, you better eat properly. After you're full, you can go back to wherever you came from. Don't force me to slap you in the happiest place!"

Gao Guang: "..."

What did I say?

I didn't say anything. At this moment, Gao Guang felt wronged.

He felt that the joys and sorrows of humans were different from those of pigs.

And even more so, he was currently only experiencing sorrow, without any joy.

The most crucial issue was that Chaos Heavenly Pig had already made it clear that he wouldn't be leaving anytime soon, which meant that he, Gao Guang, would have to resort to the most foolish and shameless method.

He would have to stay put at Moon Embrace Sect until Chaos Heavenly Pig decided to leave.

"However, I need a valid reason to stay here. As an Elder of Beast Taming Sect, I can't just linger around in Moon Embrace Sect without a proper explanation; otherwise, it won't reflect well on me if word gets out."

Gao Guang chewed on a piece of fatty meat as he pondered.

Occasionally glancing at the thoroughly enjoying Chaos Heavenly Pig, he also looked at the cigar in his hand, feeling an urge to snatch it and take a few puffs.

He didn't care about the taste at this moment.

It was the image of Heavenly Pig blowing smoke onto his face that was particularly captivating.

As he thought about it, he finished the piece of fatty meat and decided not to eat anymore.

Although the taste was good, this stuff was ultimately pig feed.

He dared not say that, so he made an excuse, claiming he had eaten a lot on his way here and wasn't feeling hungry at the moment.

At the same time, he decided to leave Chaos Heavenly Pig's side.

He didn't dare stay any longer, unsure of what trouble the pig might cause him.

"Erm..."

"Little Zhu..."

After being 'cleaned up', Gao Guang didn't dare make a fuss, instead, he spoke politely to Zhu Rou'rong, "I'm done eating. How about you show me around this Spirit Beast Garden and help me digest?"

"Sure!"

"Please follow me."

Zhu Rou'rong politely invited him for a tour.

"Hmph!"

Chaos Heavenly Pig glanced at them and grumbled to the pig-headed beauty beside him, "Use some strength, can't you see that I'm hungry?"

"Do you want me to go back?"

"Tsk."

"..."

"Senior, what about this Spirit Beast Garden?"

"Sure!"

"Can you give me some pointers?"

"It's a different field, so I can't really give advice."

Along the way, Gao Guang's mind was heavy with thoughts.

He responded to Zhu Rou'rong's introductions and inquiries half-heartedly.

He was contemplating how he could stay at Moon Embrace Sect without raising suspicion.

"What reason should I use?"

"How about saying I'm staying to serve Heavenly Pig?"

"!!! That's not right!"

He shuddered, "How am I supposed to serve? Am I supposed to become a pig-headed beauty?"

"Or... I could say I'm here on the Sect Master's orders to exchange experiences and techniques in raising Spirit Beasts?"

"But I see that you're doing a good job, so it seems I'm not needed."

"Moreover, the Sect Master hasn't given any orders, and if this gets back to the Sect, where would I put my face?"

"I won't say anything, I'll just stay as a visitor."

"Visit who?!"

"!!!"

This wouldn't work either.

Gao Guang felt his head spinning as he thought about it.

Suddenly!

They passed by the previous 'chicken coop', where dozens of chicks were chirping. Some had just hatched a day or two ago, while others were almost a month old, already taking on their initial forms...

Gao Guang suddenly realized something.

"This?"

"I was wondering why these chicks looked so familiar; they resemble the two Eight Treasures Chickens that just hatched in our Sect!"

"They're almost identical!"

"What a coincidence."

He found the reason.

They were indeed very similar to the Eight Treasures Chickens; no wonder he felt a sense of familiarity.

He thought it was just an illusion, but it turned out they were just like the Eight Treasures Chickens, so it was fine.

As he was about to continue the tour, he heard Zhu Rou'rong exclaim, "Beast Taming Sect also has newly hatched Eight Treasures Chickens? Wow! No wonder it's a renowned sect with a long heritage!"

"Huh?!"

Gao Guang stopped in his tracks, sensing something amiss, "What did you say?"

"It's nothing, I just meant to say you have a sharp eye."

Gao Guang's face twitched, "???"

"!"

Suddenly, he shuddered, realizing the truth.

A sharp eye?

"You???"

At this moment, Gao Guang felt his blood boiling, almost unable to hold back a spurt of old blood, "You mean these chicks are all... Eight Treasures Chickens?"

"Huh? This time, Zhu Rou'rong was the one taken aback, "What else could they be?"

"Didn't you realize it?"

Gao Guang's face turned dark, "!!! You're saying..."

How could you say that?

Is this something one could realize or not?

Who could've imagined that there would be so many Eight Treasures Chicken chicks in Moon Embrace Sect's Spirit Beast Garden?

There were dozens of them, and they were all chicks!

How could I have 'realized' it?

I did realize it, but I can't just say it!

Damn!

I was about to tell the truth, but then I realized, no!

If I tell the truth, wouldn't I seem inexperienced?

I, as the Third Elder of Beast Taming Sect, should have seen everything.

How could I be so surprised in a small sect like Moon Embrace Sect?

Even if I'm shocked to the point of wanting to kneel, I can't show it.

I have to pretend!

"Ahem!"

"Of course, I realized it," Gao Guang's face was calm, but his heart was already in turmoil, shocked by Zhu Rou'rong's 'ability'.

Who is this guy?

Not only is he on familiar terms with Chaos Heavenly Pig, but he also managed to produce so many Eight Treasures Chickens?

And these are Eight Treasures Chickens!

One of the Eight Treasures from ancient times.

Precious and rare, Beast Taming Sect has only managed to obtain one recently due to a stroke of luck, where an Eight Treasures Mother Chicken was willing to hatch eggs, producing two chicks.

But here in Moon Embrace Sect, they have a whole flock of them?

This this this...

You guys are making me and Beast Taming Sect look like fools.

Gao Guang racked his brains but couldn't understand how Moon Embrace Sect managed to achieve this.

Gurgle.

He swallowed his saliva.

So many Eight Treasures Chickens...

Will I ever get to eat chicken meat?

If only I could have one...

The shocked Gao Guang couldn't help but mutter, "What's this, Zhu Xiao You, you say you have so many Eight Treasures Chickens... how will you distribute them?"

"One per person is probably not enough, right?"

"Indeed, it's not enough," Zhu Rou nodded. "But don't we also have Eight Treasures Ducks? A whole batch of them just hatched yesterday."

Gao Guang's eyes widened in shock, "What?! Are you serious?"

He scanned with his Divine Perception and indeed, not far away, he found a batch of newly hatched Eight Treasures Ducks. His body went limp, and he almost knelt on the ground.

"Moreover, chickens lay eggs, and ducks do the same..."

"Your descendants will be endless!" Zhu Rou said nonchalantly.

"!"

"Zhu Xiao You is joking. It's not easy to hatch eggs for Eight Treasures Chickens and Eight Treasures Ducks. If it were that easy, our numbers wouldn't be so scarce, almost on the verge of extinction."

"Huh?"

Zhu Rou blinked, "Artificial incubation!"

"Don't you specialize in Beast Taming?"

"What?!"

"Can this be artificially incubated?" Gao Guang's heart skipped a beat.

And in an instant, he confirmed the reason for his decision to stay!

"Nonsense!"

"Artificial incubation can easily lead to congenital deficiencies in Eight Treasures Chickens, affecting their future flavor, texture, and medicinal effects!"

"What a waste! Truly a waste of heavenly resources!"

"You young folks, outsiders, know nothing."

"Alas!"

"But since our two sides have such a deep connection, never mind. I'll stay here at your Moon Embrace Sect for a while to help you take care of the Eight Treasures Chickens and Eight Treasures Ducks."

"You young people, where would you know how to raise chickens and ducks?"

"Let me, an old man, handle it!"

Zhu Rou blinked, "But Senior, you just said that different professions are like different mountains..."

"What do you mean by different professions are like different mountains? That's an outsider's talk!"

"Aren't these all Spirit Beasts?"

"Raising chickens and ducks, I'm also very skilled at it."

"Just leave them to me, and I'll ensure they grow plump and healthy, with astonishing medicinal effects and delicious flavors..."

He was determined to stay at the Moon Embrace Sect and return with the Heavenly Pig.

It wasn't because he wanted to eat the Eight Treasures Chickens and Eight Treasures Ducks.

Nor was it to secretly learn the art of artificial incubation, absolutely not!

...

"Ha!"

When Zhu Rou transmitted a message, Lin Fan learned that the plan had succeeded, and Gao Guang had decided to stay at the Moon Embrace Sect. He couldn't help but laugh.

Fire Kunlun, who was nearby discussing matters, was puzzled, "Sect Master? Why are you laughing?"

"Nothing, I just remembered something amusing."

Lin Fan smiled.

How should he explain this?

He couldn't very well say, "I was thinking of using the same trick and convincing the Moon Embrace Sect to establish a Beast Taming branch."

If he said that, he'd be afraid of getting a beating!

Ahem.

...

Two days later, Su Yan returned from his trip.

With a single transmission from Lin Fan, he arrived in a daze.

As a 'pure leech' with the system and a chat group, Su Yan's growth was astonishing. Simultaneously, he had acquired many good things.

This trip had been fruitful, and he returned with a joyful expression.

"Master, do you have any instructions?"

"Yes, there's something I'd like to ask."

Lin Fan nodded and set up a soundproof barrier and various restrictions to prevent outsiders from prying. Then he said, "You mentioned before that you have a chat group, and Song Ru is one of your group members, right?"

"Yes."

Su Yan didn't hide anything and frankly replied, "Yes, that Death Chat Group is a real scam. But after so many years, some people have survived and are doing quite well."

"It's said that there are even those who achieved immortality many years ago, but most of those big shots have gone dormant and rarely participate."

"Why is Master asking about this?"

"Is it because..."

"There shouldn't be any immediate danger." Lin Fan waved his hand. "Asking about the chat group doesn't mean we need to fight."

"I was wondering, since you can invite group members to help, shouldn't there be a way for you group members to trade with each other?"

"Yes."

"The most common method is through red envelopes."

Su Yan explained in detail, "You can use red envelopes to exchange and trade items with group members."

"You can also directly sell treasures to the chat group. The chat group will give you corresponding points, which I can use to purchase items from the chat group's store."

"I understand." Lin Fan slightly nodded.

As a gaming expert and a modern person who had read many novels, these 'schemes' were all too familiar to him.

He didn't need to think at all to understand what was going on.

"It's good to have these functions." Lin Fan smiled.

In fact, he had already guessed that these functions should exist, but it was always better to confirm.

"I have some things here."

"Some are not suitable to be seen, and I need to sell them~"

"You understand what I mean, right?"

Su Yan nodded, "Master means to sell them in the group members' worlds or directly to the chat group?

(End of Chapter)

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