Chapter 234: The God of Andrology
Chapter 234: The God of Andrology
The first day of Sui Sui's initiation went smoothly, and she managed to learn six characters: "In the beginning, man's nature is good."
She could read but not write.
Even with Liu Hemeng and Shen Huatang's careful teaching, Sui Sui only managed to learn how to write the character for "person."
The problem was that Sui Sui was not only young but also lacked strength.
So, even when she held the brush, her writing was crooked and uneven.
Yet, Feng Xuanrui and the others still praised Sui Sui's ugly character to the skies.
"Wow, my little sister is so amazing!"
"Yeah, it's a real character. The first time I wrote, it looked like a worm crawling!"
"My sister is the best. She already knows how to write!"
...
Their flattery went to her head, and Sui Sui almost started to believe it.
The character she 'wrote' was actually traced with the help of Shen Huatang's hand.
When it came time for her to write on her own...
She managed only a couple of directionless strokes on the paper.
Seeing the ugly characters she had written, Sui Sui panicked and put the brush down.
Scared, Sui Sui!
Qi Wang looked at the children with a loving gaze, especially Sui Sui, who was sitting in the middle.
He felt that she was indeed his child.
Her handwriting was as terrible as his, hehe!
In the evening, Sui Sui struggled to stay awake.
Even when the Queen personally held her and patted her, Sui Sui managed to retain a bit of consciousness.
After the Queen left feeling reassured and her aunt turned off the lights, Sui Sui was roused by the system and quietly climbed out of bed.
[Lele, hasn't the time passed yet?]
[No, don't worry, Sui Sui. I'll start rocking you to sleep now.]
After the cheerful exchange, the system summoned the sleep inducer for the day.
Today's sleep inducer was a...
doctor.
Seeing the title [God of Andrology] above his head, the system fell into deep thought.
Sui Sui, being so young, did not notice anything unusual.
However, through Sui Sui's perspective, the system had already detected a problem.
It seemed that...
Qi Wang's body was experiencing some issues.
After dinner that evening, the Queen urged him to take a medicinal bath.
Moreover, during dinner, Qi Wang had also consumed a bowl of medicinal soup.
Out of curiosity, Feng Xuanrui had leaned over to smell it but quickly scurried away when he detected the medicinal scent.
Covering his nose, he whispered, "Father, what are you drinking? It smells strange."
Qi Wang remained silent, his expression a little uncomfortable. It was the Queen who laughed and explained, "It's a rainy day, and your father's leg has been bothering him. The kitchen specially prepared this medicinal soup for him."
After hearing the Queen's explanation, the system specifically analyzed the soup's ingredient ratio.
And it discovered that...
it was a concoction for invigorating the yang and nourishing the kidneys.
System: ...
Making a connection with the recently dismissed Chayi'niang and the female servants expelled from the mansion today, the system strongly suspected that Qi Wang was likely facing some problems in the bedroom department.
It could be a result of middle age, or perhaps Chayi'niang had done something. Data analysis suggested the latter was more probable.
Otherwise, why would an innocent maid like her be imprisoned?
The system wondered if Sui Sui also had similar suspicions, which was why it had summoned such a sleep inducer for tonight.
Of course, Sui Sui herself might not be aware of it, but...
Sometimes, these subconscious thoughts could influence the system's choices.
The system had already witnessed Sui Sui's incredible luck.
Although it didn't understand the reason behind it, the system knew that the child's happiness was the most important thing.
Moreover, with Sui Sui being protected by her loving parents, the system wasn't concerned about her good fortune being discovered.
Sui Sui didn't know that the uncle who had come tonight was a renowned expert in male health.
Little Sui sat there obediently, ready to listen to a story.
Regarding her father, Sui Sui might have some doubts, but she didn't understand.
So, for the time being, she remained quietly curious.
The problem was...
The andrologist was feeling utterly flustered!
He was supposed to tell a story to a little child?
Huh? What kind of story?
A story about his work in andrology?
He was worried about blowing the child's perspective out of proportion!
A confirmed bachelor, the andrologist was nearing forty, and he had never married. All his heart and attention were devoted to the field of medicine.
Never having married, he naturally had no experience in raising children.
New fathers at least had some room for adjustment.
But he didn't even have that opportunity!
He racked his brains, finally recalling a story from his own childhood.
[How about I tell you the story of 'The Ugly Duckling'?]
Sui Sui felt that she had heard this story somewhere before. Tilting her head, she tried to recall, and then asked uncertainly, [Is it the story about the ugly duckling who turns into a swan, marries a prince, and then gives birth to Cinderella?]
Andrologist: ???
He looked uncertainly at Sui Sui's surroundings once more.
Although it was night, the light provided by the system allowed him to see clearly within a small radius.
So, this was an ancient setting?
Did fairy tales already exist in ancient times?
Moreover, it seemed to be a blend of three different stories!
That didn't seem right.
It wasn't that fairy tales existed in ancient times.
Rather, someone before him had already told stories to children.
So, don't go around telling random stories to children.
What was this story even about?
Did it even make sense?
The andrologist sighed in dismay and shook his head.
[Forget the story, then. Let me educate you instead, so that you won't be deceived in the future.]
Men understand men better.
Especially in an ancient world, life could be even more unpredictable.
The andrologist, from an objective standpoint, analyzed the situation for Sui Sui and offered a plethora of advice.
[Before getting married, be sure to investigate their family's history and look out for any hereditary diseases, even if they are just isolated cases. Be vigilant!]
[As much as possible, prevent your husband from taking concubines or keeping mistresses. Shared items can be risky, so be cautious! If it's unavoidable, assert your identity to keep them in check!]
[Many mothers, many sorrows. Childbearing should not exceed moderation; focus on quality, not quantity. Intervals between pregnancies should ideally be maintained at three years or more to allow for better recuperation.]
...
Sui Sui sat there, her face blank with confusion.
She thought: I don't understand a word!
But would Uncle ask if she understood after every sentence?
Not understanding was fine, but did she remember what he said?
Sui Sui shook her head honestly.
Uncle didn't lose patience either and continued to speak, repeating himself.
Sui Sui: ...!
Mother, help!
But Uncle was kind-hearted.
Sui Sui could only listen seriously with her little face looking grave.
As the andrologist continued, he not only educated but also offered a multitude of suggestions, especially regarding health and well-being.
[Tai chi and Eight-Section Brocade are excellent for health maintenance and recuperation.]
Although Sui Sui didn't understand, she tried her best to remember, even asking Lele to help her remember.
In the end, how Sui Sui fell asleep, she herself didn't know.
Her head was filled with all sorts of information, and she drifted off to sleep in a daze.
Seeing Sui Sui asleep, the andrologist finally heaved a sigh.
[Well, I've said quite a lot, and it's quite comprehensive too.]
[But given the current medical conditions... it's actually not suitable for childbirth, especially considering her heavy yin energy and small bone structure. I suspect she'll go through a lot of pain and suffering when she gives birth in the future.]
...
(End of Chapter)
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