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Chapter 164: So you're the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King? I'll Rip Your Mouth Apart! (Part 2)
Chapter 164: So you're the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King? I'll Rip Your Mouth Apart! (Part 2)
.. and had them take turns servicing his wife's clients."
"Then, his wife died of exhaustion."
Long Aojiao: "???!!!"
Huff!
She wasn't some clueless little girl.
This story...
Is this guy crazy?
"Is this something a person would do?!"
"No, so the Dragon King regretted it," Lin Fan shrugged. "Therefore, after his wife's death, the Dragon King felt deep remorse. He told everyone that he had been too angry at the time and shouldn't have sent ten thousand cultivators. He should have only sent nine thousand."
"Perhaps... if he had sent one thousand less, his wife wouldn't have died of exhaustion."
Long Aojiao was shocked: "Huff???!!!"
"What the hell???"
"Are you serious?"
Fan Jianqiang almost laughed so hard he peed, but he managed to hold it in.
Xiao Longnv seemed to understand somewhat, but she wasn't as shocked. She simply said, "Is this Jiangchen?"
"No, not at all," Lin Fan shook his head. "I just happened to think of a funny story. It's not targeting anyone, and if there are any similarities, it's purely coincidental."
However...
In Lin Fan's opinion, with this kind of embarrassing drama, who knows if there's actually a Dragon King who would do such a thing.
Or perhaps...
For this type of Dragon King, no matter how absurd the situation, it wouldn't be considered absurd.
"Your story has truly broadened my horizons."
Long Aojiao expressed her astonishment.
At the same time, she secretly decided to keep her distance from Lin Fan in the future.
This guy... was too dark.
If he could come up with such a story, who knows what he's thinking? Who knows if one day he might sell her, and she'd still be foolishly and happily counting money for him.
Hearing this, Xiao Longnv became even more confused.
She looked at this, then looked at that.
In the end, she chose silence.
There were some things she didn't understand.
Since others weren't willing to explain, she could only ponder it herself.
As for whether she could figure out something useful, that was hard to say.
Lin Fan smiled helplessly and said, "I didn't make up this story. I heard it from someone else."
Long Aojiao glanced at him: "Hmm, I believe you."
"I understand."
Lin Fan: "..."
"I'm a very upright person. Don't let your imaginations run wild!"
"Ah, yes, yes, yes."
Long Aojiao scoffed.
Damn!
Lin Fan was so angry he wanted to hit someone.
Just as he was about to speak, he saw Long Aojiao pouting: "Well, that Dragon King will soon be far away. You came all this way, and you're just going to stand there and watch?"
"What else can we do?"
Lin Fan asked lightly, "Or do any of you want to take action?"
"If so..."
"What? You want to help?" Long Aojiao glanced at Lin Fan and Fan Jianqiang, her meaning was clear.
With your cultivation levels, can you even be of any help?
"No, don't misunderstand," Lin Fan grinned. "We're not trying to help, but we're saying that if any of you want to take action, please let us know in advance."
"So we can stay far away."
"To avoid getting splattered with blood later."
Long Aojiao: "..."
She looked at Lin Fan with disdain and then turned to Fan Jianqiang: "As expected, you're both cowards like your master! You're all the same!"
"So, do you want me to take care of this so-called Slanted Mouth Dragon King?" Lin Fan didn't feel like arguing with Long Aojiao and asked instead.
Long Aojiao was speechless.
Is he treating me like an idiot?
Does he think I'll take action just because of a few words?
I'm not that cheap!
There's no grudge...
Although that play was embarrassing, it doesn't warrant me taking action to kill him, does it?
She stared at Lin Fan, her gaze as if looking at an idiot.
Are you treating me like an idiot?
I think you're the idiot!
With that gaze...
Wow, has Long Aojiao grown a brain?
Lin Fan was secretly surprised.
To be honest, he had actually considered it.
With the Slanted Mouth Dragon King template, don't expect him to hold back on anything good.
Although in the script, he usually doesn't do anything bad, but in normal circumstances, those who don't 'go along with the flow' with him, would generally be done.
So, wanting Lin Fan to have any good feelings towards him is absolutely impossible.
As for taking him as a disciple...
That's also quite a bit of a problem.
It's not about strength, but the frequency of his showboating is even better than Dragon Aojiao's!
And his showboating is so damn awkward!
Dragon Aojiao's showboating is still bearable, but the Slanted Mouth Dragon King's showboating is truly awkward.
And every time he showboats, his mouth slants...
If he's really taken as a disciple, don't let him influence the other disciples.
If the entire sect starts having slanted mouths, just thinking about it is damn stimulating, damn creepy.
Can't take him, in the future, there's a high chance he'll become an enemy, might as well trick Long Aojiao into doing it!
It's also a good opportunity to see who's more bullshit between the original Dragon Aojiao and the Slanted Mouth Dragon King.
The result...
Long Aojiao actually grew a brain?
This is a bit troublesome.
The trouble isn't with the Slanted Mouth Dragon King, but with Long Aojiao.
With that gaze, it's clear that... no, need to change the topic.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Lin Fan was on guard, "Haven't you seen a handsome guy before?"
"There are children around, so don't just say whatever. If you really can't hold it in, just knock."
"I'm not a child anymore!" Xiao Longnv expressed her dissatisfaction. "And what do you mean by can't hold it in?"
Knock knock?"
Dragon Aojiao was also full of question marks: "What's the knock-knock about?"
Fan Jianqiang covered his face with his hand.
Lin Fan cleared his throat: "Figure it out yourself."
Dragon Aojiao: "???"
It was at this moment.
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King, Jiang Chen, was about to walk out of their sight.
Dragon Aojiao put away her confusion and said, "If we don't make a move now, he'll really leave."
"Don't think of using me as a pawn. If you're willing to use a favor, I can help you kill him."
"What? Aojiao."
Fan Jianqiang raised his hand: "It's not that my master and I don't trust you."
"But..."
"We all feel it's not appropriate."
"Using a favor is a small matter, but if we harm you and let that Slanted Mouth Dragon King kill you, we wouldn't be able to bear it."
"So, let's forget about it."
Dragon Aojiao: "???"
"You fool, when did you have the right to speak?"
Dragon Aojiao was instantly furious: "Am I worse than that awkward dog thing?"
"This is simply outrageous!"
"..."
Fan Jianqiang had not yet responded.
But suddenly, he heard a light laugh coming from behind him.
"Hehe."
The four turned around, their gazes calm and indifferent.
To their surprise, Jiang Chen, who should have been far away, suddenly appeared behind them, his mouth slanted as he laughed softly: "You four have been watching for a long time, right? Isn't it time to leave?"
"Why talk about others behind their backs?"
He seemed nonchalant, but his heart was slightly on guard.
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King may be brainless, but they weren't fools.
When facing the weak or when he had the upper hand, he would naturally 'play the game of life', acting from start to finish.
But at this moment, he felt something was amiss.
His disguise was clearly excellent, and in their eyes, he should have been long gone.
It was precisely because of this that he suddenly appeared behind them, and they should have been shocked.
However, these four people remained unusually calm, including the little girl.
This was enough to show that they were not ordinary.
At the very least, they had already discovered his methods in advance.
This made him both surprised and cautious.
"Gossip?"
"Who are you to talk?"
Dragon Aojiao snorted coldly, not knowing why, but from afar, she felt disgusted.
It was as if Li Kui had seen Li Gui, feeling both disgusted and angry.
"Moreover, if I want to talk about others, who can point fingers, and who can make me shut up?"
"..."
"This young lady has quite a temperament."
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King's mouth slanted even more as he laughed: "And with such exceptional beauty, you could be my Dragon Queen Consort."
"Then, you'll be under only me and above millions."
"Just now, with a single order from me, countless strong warriors fought for me, and you all saw that."
"I wonder, young lady..."
"What do you think?"
He was captivated by Dragon Aojiao's beauty.
She was so stunning!
Not only was her appearance and figure exceptional, but her outfit was also incredibly sexy and beautiful, something he had never seen or heard of before.
Wasn't she a hundred times more beautiful than Fu Yanran? Only with such beauty would she be worthy of becoming the Dragon Queen Consort, enjoying all the benefits he could offer~!
It was also because of this that Dragon Aojiao had spoken rudely earlier, but he had already ignored it.
After all, she was his future wife!
What's the harm in saying a few unpleasant words? The Slanted Mouth Dragon King was full of confidence.
With his strength, influence, and future prospects, he was sure of himself.
Dragon Aojiao: "???"
Hearing these words, she paused in her breathing for a moment, and it took her a while to react.
She felt like she had just been flirted with.
She had always been the one asking such questions to women, but who dared to ask her such questions?
"How dare you insult me?"
Dragon Aojiao was furious: "You're asking for death!"
"Oh dear."
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King responded with his signature crooked smile: "Don't rush, don't rush, affection can be cultivated slowly, and soon you'll know the goodness of this dragon."
"Die!"
Dragon Aojiao could no longer hold back and immediately attacked.
At the same time, she glared at Lin Fan and Fan Jianqiang, saying angrily: "Your favor still stands, but I must kill this dog!"
"Please."
Lin Fan and the other quickly retreated.
The Little Dragon Maiden blinked in confusion, watching the two who had already started fighting, and then glanced at the retreating Lin Fan, her eyes shifting as she followed Lin Fan.
After retreating a thousand miles, Lin Fan slowly stopped and released his divine sense to survey the situation.
"Well fought!"
Fan Jianqiang was surprised, his eyes wide with astonishment: "Is this the strength of the Dragon Clan?"
"???"
The Little Dragon Maiden was puzzled: "The Slanted Mouth Dragon King you mentioned, isn't he surnamed Jiang? Why do you say he's from the Dragon Clan?"
"Also, is Sister Aojiao also from the Dragon Clan?"
"..."
Lin Fan didn't turn around, saying, "The Dragon we're talking about is not the same as the one you're referring to."
"It's hard to explain."
"I can only say that, to them, Dragon is a kind of..."
"Code?"
The Little Dragon Maiden seemed to understand, but not quite.
Her eyes suddenly transformed into extremely exotic vertical pupils, then quickly returned to normal.
"Die for this girl!"
Dragon Aojiao unleashed her full strength! She used all her means, bombarding and attacking ferociously.
As the 'first generation' Ultimate Fun Fiction Template, Dragon Aojiao's strength was naturally beyond question.
But the Slanted Mouth Dragon King was also not weak, but only...
He was merely not weak.
In the early stages, the Slanted Mouth Dragon King rarely showed his true strength, usually just standing there and showing off, often relying on other powerful figures to do so, rather than his own abilities.
In the example, the opponent is a top-tier family, relentlessly mocking the Slanted Mouth Dragon King.
Soon, a group of people from the super family will kneel and call the Dragon King, then join forces to deal with the top-tier family, and then the top-tier family will beg grandpa and grandma, crying and begging for mercy...
Basically, they'll all follow this path.
At least, in the early stages.
As for the later stages... Sorry, Lin Fan hasn't seen it.
He doesn't even know if there is a later stage for this thing.
That's why the Slanted Mouth Dragon King's combat power is obviously inferior to Dragon Aojiao's.
Although he can burst out and compete with the Great Powerhouses, Dragon Aojiao is now a true Great Powerhouse. Once she bursts out, she's even more formidable.
When the two of them fight, everything around them gets affected in the blink of an eye.
The forest is shattered, the earth collapses, and the sky is torn apart.
"Not good, it's the Dragon King!"
"The Dragon King is in danger!"
"Go and save him immediately!"
Gongsun Tao, who hasn't left yet, and the Alchemy King and others discover that one of the combatants is the Dragon King. They immediately change their expressions and rush over to save him.
Among them, there are no shortage of Great Powerhouses.
As for the Alchemy King...
In the end, he's just the Alchemy King of Moonlit Immortal Mansion, not the entire Immortal Martial Continent's Alchemy King.
Even within Moonlit Immortal Mansion, among the masters of the Alchemy Way, besides him, there's also the Alchemy Emperor, the Alchemy Sage, and the Alchemy Hero...
Therefore, the Alchemy King has the strength, fame, and followers, but not many.
They rush over in a hurry.
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King breathes a sigh of relief, coughs up a mouthful of old blood, and says angrily, "Fine, fine, fine. Once this Dragon King deals with you, I'll make you know the might of this Dragon King!"
"Deal with this miss?"
"With just you, and these worthless people?"
Dragon Aojiao coldly sweeps her gaze over the numerous powerful and Great Powerhouses surrounding her, and she lets out a cold laugh.
At this moment, she remembers that battle where the opponent was full of Great Powerhouses, and there was even an old fellow like Ximen Qilin, whom she wasn't afraid of. How could she be afraid of these worthless people in front of her?
"Arrogant!"
"Bold!"
"Dare to be disrespectful to the Dragon King?!"
"Kill!!!"
The crowd bursts into action.
However, Dragon Aojiao becomes even more ferocious.
She has no intention of holding back. Every punch, 10000 books, and every palm and finger technique is lethal. Wherever she passes, the ground cracks, and people and horses are thrown into chaos.
She truly takes down one opponent after another, without any hesitation or ambiguity.
Very soon, the Slanted Mouth Dragon King and his subordinates are all scared.
They're all terrified!
Xiao Longnv is stunned.
"Sister Aojiao... You're so strong!"
Lin Fan nods.
Fan Jianqiang sighs.
Both of them are inwardly exclaiming, "Damn!"
Although they know Dragon Aojiao is strong, she seems to have experienced another surge in combat power after breaking through to the Seventh Realm! Especially Lin Fan, who has witnessed Dragon Aojiao's full power at the first level of the Seventh Realm.
But now, she's only broken through a minor realm, yet the extent of her combat power increase is beyond imagination.
One against a hundred!
The opponents are mostly Sixth Realm experts, with a small portion at the Seventh Realm, and even the Slanted Mouth Dragon King is among them.
But Dragon Aojiao is truly invincible, with no equal in the four directions.
---
Rampage!
"This fellow is crazy!"
"Be careful!"
Gongsun Tao is shocked and pale: "Dragon King, run!"
However, before he finishes speaking, he's struck and exploded by Dragon Aojiao.
"Father!!!"
Gongsun First Miss, the Slanted Mouth Dragon King's daughter, is shocked and angry. But the next second, she follows in her father's footsteps, and Dragon Aojiao doesn't waste words like the Slanted Mouth Dragon King. She's never relied on anything else, because she herself is the background.
Her fists are the best background!
Moreover, Dragon Aojiao is known for her decisive killing.
If you don't provoke her, she can chat with you in a gentle voice.
But once she's angry, she'll use thunderous methods, killing gods and buddhas alike!
Everyone is scared.
Wanting to escape, but being chased down and killed by Dragon Aojiao.
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King is also terrified.
Wanting to run away, but even with his subordinates sacrificing themselves to protect him, he's still killed by Dragon Aojiao, and blocked from escaping.
"..."
"Die!"
Dragon Aojiao doesn't waste words, and goes straight for the kill.
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King takes out various 'treasures' or 'old man's' various relics, but in front of Dragon Aojiao, they're all useless, and he's quickly dealt with.
"Wait, wait!"
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King's expression is ugly, and he's at his wit's end: "I... we have no grudges."
"Why go this far?"
"Why don't we just part ways?"
"I, Jiangchen, will definitely repay you in the future..."
Speaking to here, he habitually slants his mouth.
But, just as his mouth slants, Dragon Aojiao, whose expression is cold and whose body is covered in blood, suddenly strikes with a punch.
Boom!!!
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King's defense is actually not bad, and his head isn't smashed.
But his mouth...
Is smashed.
He can never slant his mouth again.
"I've been wanting to teach you a lesson."
"If you want to talk, then talk. If you want to smile, then smile properly."
"Why slant your mouth?"
Dragon Aojiao coldly speaks, and then strikes with another punch.
Boom!
The Slanted Mouth Dragon King is completely shattered, and the aftermath falls, striking the ground. Originally, there was a thousand-year-old mountain, but under the aftermath of this punch, it completely disappears.
When the dust settles, the place where the mountain once stood has turned into a giant crater...
As for the Slanted Mouth Dragon King, not even a speck of dust or a bit of debris is left.
Dragon Aojiao stops and stands, coldly hmphing, "In the future, these mouth-slanting people, I'll make them know!"
What kind of thing is this mouth-slanting Dragon King, he's really disgusted her.
Sigh, no, this fellow isn't a Dragon Clan member?
Dragon Aojiao suddenly pauses, and then puts aside this thought.
Whether he is or isn't, it's all disgusting.
(End of Chapter)
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