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Chapter 164: So you're the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King? I'll Rip Your Mouth Apart! (Part 1)
Chapter 164: So you're the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King? I'll Rip Your Mouth Apart! (Part 1)
"Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King?"
A rustling sound filled the air.
In Long Aojiao's hand, the extremely rare and Essence Spirit Qi-infused gourd, which was emitting light, fell to the ground.
"Are you saying that this thing is the Dragon King???"
She said coldly, "Don't say it, don't you dare say it. This name is actually quite fitting."
"Pfft, fitting my ass!"
"This broken thing is the Dragon King you guys almost praised to the heavens? A true dragon, or even a dragon sent from above? This is it?"
"This fcking... Dragon King?"
She was utterly stunned.
Wow, she thought it was something extraordinary! Moreover, half of her purpose for coming here was to see if there was a chance to repay a favor, and the other half was to find a chance to have a satisfying fight.
Ever since her debut, she had never truly fought with someone of her generation who could match her strength and let her fight to her heart's content.
For example, at the Tianjiao Assembly in the Drunken Immortal Tower, she directly challenged multiple opponents, and even then, she didn't feel fully satisfied.
She had thought that someone daring to bear the name Dragon King would at least have true dragon bloodline. If it were a true dragon egg from ancient times that had survived to the present, it would be the only true dragon in the entire Immortal Martial Continent.
The true dragon clan, being the legendary leader of the divine beast clans, their remaining bloodline should at least be able to give her a good fight, right? Moreover, if it were sent from above and of the same generation as her, it would be even better, allowing her to showcase her abilities and have a truly satisfying battle!
But now, you're telling me this broken thing is the Dragon King???
Forget about being the Dragon King.
The title itself is absurd.
Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King...
What kind of Dragon King is this?
Ah?!
Long Aojiao was dumbfounded.
However, at this moment, it wasn't just her who was dumbfounded.
Little Dragon Maiden was also stunned, her mouth wide open in shock. Even the Wang Family members were shocked, and as they were surrounded and killed by their 'ally,' they suddenly realized what was happening.
"This...?"
"This is the Dragon King?"
Pfft!
She was so angry that she almost spat blood.
"The Dragon King I've been chasing after with great effort and difficulty is this? This?"
"I... this..."
For a moment, she was incoherent.
This wasn't just a matter of disappointment, but it made her want to die.
Even when she first learned about her identity and that she was an 'orphan,' she had never felt this close to death!
"I don't believe it!"
"I absolutely don't believe it!!!"
"He's not the Dragon King, he can't be the Dragon King."
"He's a fake!"
"A fraud!!!"
Fan Jianqiang was confused.
Lin Fan was perplexed.
Seeing these two 'beauties' so 'shocked' and 'distressed,' with expressions more and more desolate, he couldn't quite understand the situation.
"Aojiao, what's wrong with you?"
Lin Fan blinked, "You said you were coming here to repay a favor, but why are you so out of sorts?"
"And you, Little Dragon Maiden."
"Why are you so distressed?"
"Although we've just met, I can tell you're an optimistic person, always smiling. But now..."
"He did do something."
"Although the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King is indeed embarrassing, but what does it have to do with you?"
Lin Fan couldn't understand.
Embarrassing, yes, it was embarrassing.
But what does it have to do with them?
You two spectators seem more 'disappointed' and 'absurd' than me!
What's wrong with you?
Upon hearing this, Long Aojiao's neck stiffened as she turned around, and she said with a faint voice, "You don't understand. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. If I had known that the so-called Dragon King was this thing, why would I have gone through all the trouble to come here?"
"Regret!"
"Deep regret!"
She truly regretted it.
Although this was a grand spectacle, it didn't benefit her in the slightest!
This broken thing, when she first saw it, she felt excited, but now, thinking back, she couldn't even imagine how she could have been so foolish.
How could she have been so obsessed with this broken thing?
What bad luck!
It was truly bad luck from start to finish.
"I don't believe it!"
"I absolutely don't believe it!!!"
"He's not the Dragon King, he can't be the Dragon King."
"He's a fake!"
"A fraud!!!"
Lin Fan was even more curious.
He didn't know what they were disappointed about, but he was curious about their expectations of the Dragon King.
"In your hearts, what should the Dragon King be like?"
Long Aojiao spat, "Pfft!"
"In our hearts, what should the Dragon King be like?"
"Isn't it just as you had guessed earlier?"
"Don't tell me, Miss, that you already knew it was this broken thing, the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King, before coming here!"
"If that's the case, would you have come?"
Lin Fan blinked, "If you put it that way... we really didn't guess it before."
"Who could've thought it would be this broken thing?"
"Then that's it?"
Little Dragon Maiden gnashed her teeth in anger, almost driven to madness, "I really want to smash him to death right now!"
"..."
"Smash that Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King."
Lin Fan glanced at Fan Jianqiang.
The latter quietly spread his hands, and then the two communicated through telepathy.
"What do you think?"
"From what we've seen so far, this Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King started late and has relatively low strength. Logically, it's not impossible to kill him, but do we really need to take action?"
"It's not just a matter of whether we should take action or not. The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King template is similar to the Dragon Aotian template; they're both ultimate fun fiction templates."
"The only difference is that the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King is crooked."
"And most of them appear in urban scripts. In terms of combat power, it's definitely not as strong as Dragon Aojiao's."
"There's also the issue that Dragon Aotian mostly grows on his own. The most exaggerated scenario is when he receives enlightenment from some big shot, but even then, it takes time to increase his strength. However, the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King... he's truly invincible from the moment he appears."
"That's true!" Fan Jianqiang was surprised, "You're worried that the strength the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King has shown is fake and that he's also pretending to be weak to deceive others?"
"Which Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King doesn't pretend to be weak? As soon as he howls that the three-year period is up, his combat power skyrockets!"
Lin Fan sighed, "I think it's highly likely that this is the case!"
"Every Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King script starts with him being invincible from the beginning."
"And there's also this thing called 'Asura'..."
"Both are equally ridiculous."
"They are the strongest characters in the entire book, and these brainless fun fiction are super awkward and brainless. Don't even mention how the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King is in the later stages, because these novels and scripts don't even have a later stage!"
"They're all about the awkwardly thrilling early stages, and then there's nothing after that."
"The scene we're witnessing right now is so 'classic', it's the perfect time for the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King to shine and shock the world."
"Logically, this is his home turf."
"It's not appropriate to take action against him, is it?"
Fan Jianqiang exclaimed, "Master's words are reasonable!"
"But then again, if I had to choose, I definitely wouldn't take action."
"We have no grudges, and killing him won't bring any benefits. On the contrary, it might invite trouble. Why bother with him?"
"That makes sense. No, I should say, you're truly remarkable." Lin Fan supported his forehead with his hand.
At this moment, the Fu family had been completely destroyed.
The battle had truly reached its climax.
The Wang family father and son, along with their powerful allies, looked on in disbelief.
"You... you actually betrayed us in the middle of the battle?!"
"For the sake of a so-called Dragon King, you turn against us and want to annihilate my Wang family?!"
"Hmph! You have no idea what the Dragon King represents or how powerful he truly is!"
"Alchemy King, Alchemy King, just yesterday I spent a fortune to buy pills from you. Yet you claimed to be on good terms with our Wang family, but today..."
"Heh, yesterday is yesterday, and today is today!"
"You have no idea about the Dragon King's power. If you want to blame someone, blame yourselves for being blind. The Dragon King is right before your eyes, but you fail to recognize him. Otherwise, how could you have ended up in this calamity?"
"As for those pills, hmph, they were bestowed by the Dragon King. If I had known you would use them to challenge the Dragon King, why would I have sold them to you?"
The crowd turned against the Wang family.
Especially since the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King had already secretly spread a lot of favors...
At this moment, the Wang family was seeking its own demise.
These people naturally showed no mercy.
And each one of them was crueler than the last!
The Wang family was utterly hopeless.
In just half an hour, the Wang family was swept away in despair.
Although Wang Shao was well-protected, his late death was a torment for him. Witnessing his family members and his father being brutally killed before his eyes, the despair and regret were indescribable.
"No!!!
"Dragon King!"
"Dragon King!!!"
Wang Shao was in despair, kneeling in the distance and wailing, "Spare me, spare my Wang family!"
"All the mistakes are mine, I was blind, I didn't recognize the greatness before me. Please show mercy and spare my Wang family!"
"Dragon King." Gongsun Tao quickly clasped his fists, "This Wang family has ambitious intentions, seeking to destroy us. Now that they see they can't compete, their pleas for mercy and weakness are nothing but a joke."
"He doesn't truly understand his mistakes; he's just afraid, knowing he's about to die!"
"Please, Dragon King, don't show mercy. You must eradicate them completely!"
"Hmm." Jiangchen nodded lightly, "This trivial matter, this insignificant person, isn't even worthy of my Dragon King's attention."
"I'll leave it to you."
"Everything belonging to the Wang family is yours to distribute as you see fit."
"Yes, Dragon King!"
The crowd rejoiced.
They immediately killed Wang Shao, and everyone from the Wang family was slaughtered. As for the Wang family's affairs, there would be plenty of opportunities to deal with them in the future.
Then,
They all turned to the 'landlord', the Fu family.
Everyone from the Fu family had a grim expression.
"Son-in-law..."
The middle-aged beautiful woman approached with an awkward yet extremely fawning smile, "Son-in-law, you did well!"
"There's something you don't know. Actually, we did all this intentionally."
"Intentionally?"
"We had our reasons."
Jiangchen nodded, "I understand. You're all dismissed."
“Oh? You slapped me twice, called me a waste, and even drove me out of the Fu Family, all on purpose?”
“This…” The middle-aged beauty froze.
Seeing Fu Yanran’s condition, Fu Qichun hurriedly stepped forward and said anxiously, “Long… No, J iang Chen, please listen to my explanation!”
“In fact, we have long known of your extraordinary nature, but you always kept a low profile, leaving us with no other choice!”
“Moreover, that Young Master Wang was eyeing me, even preparing to forcefully abduct me. This was the only move to force your hand, to give the Fu Family a glimmer of hope!”
“I swear to you, we the Fu family absolutely did not want to drive you out. I especially did not sincerely want to divorce you.”
“Let alone, over these three years, how could you not know how I feel?”
“You still love me, don’t you?”
“Haven’t you always wanted to consummate our marriage? I was always testing your sincerity, but today, I have already understood your true feelings. Shall we consummate our marriage tonight, okay?”
Fu Qichun nodded repeatedly, “Yes, yes, yes, it is so!”
The rest of the Fu family also hurriedly spoke up, expressing their stance.
“Exactly as you said!”
“Indeed, we were all just acting.”
“Just putting on a show, my lord.”
“That Wang family is truly too wicked!”
“Luckily, they have already fallen at your hands, or else we the Fu family would inevitably be oppressed by them, never having aday of peace.”
“You, my lord, are our Fu family’s great benefactor!”
“I’ve said it before, haven’t I? You, my lord, are a dragon among men…”
Hearing these disgusting words, J iang Chen merely smiled with a skewed mouth.
“Enough.”
“Your deeds and words are truly disgusting.”
Fu Yanran and others instantly had a ghastly changed expression.
“Back then, entering the Fu family as a zhu xfu, male in-law, was merely to fulfill the old man’s wish, but I never expected that my sincere heart would be met with such treatment from you.”
“Unfortunately, the three-year period has passed.”
“I no longer need to consider anything.”
“Moreover, I have already given you countless opportunities, time after time.”
“Unfortunately, you did not cherish them.”
He shook his head and sighed, “Sign the divorce document.”
“But it is not you divorcing this dragon king, rather it is this dragon king divorcing you!”
Whoosh.
Drawing in mid-air, a divorce document quickly took shape, and he signed his grand name.
“Fu Yanran, your turn.”
“No… I won’t sign.”
“Jiangchen, Dragon King, my lord, I am your wife, I am your woman!”
“Even if, even if in the future, you make me your concubine, your maidservant, a bed chamber maid, or even if you make me serve your other women in childbirth and confinement, I would have no complaints.”
“I would do it all with willingness.”
“Please don’t divorce me, alright?”
J iang Chen skewed his mouth again, “Fu Yanran, you truly are disgusting.”
“Over these three years, I have given you countless opportunities, but in the end, you are still an uncarvable rotten tree. Enough, enough, sign the divorce document, and we shall cut all ties.”
“As for you, the people of the Fu family, if any of you dares to say another word, I will obliterate the Fu family instantly!”
The Fu family members no longer dared to utter a sound, the words on the tip of their tongues were all swallowed back, they could only watch Fu Yanran sign the divorce document with tears streaming down her face.
“Remember, it is this dragon king who is divorcing you, not you divorcing this dragon king!”
Jiang Chen sighed softly, “The three-year agreement, I have fulfilled the old man’s wish, but unfortunately, the outcome is not as we wished.”
“Enough, enough, a mere Fu family, not worth it.”
Then, he turned and left.
However…
He said calmly, “Now, I am no longer the Fu family’s zhu xfu, male in-law.”
“Whatever you want to do with the Fu family, has nothing to do with this dragon king anymore.”
“Do as you please.”
The entire Fu family trembled all over.
Gongsun First Miss looked at J iang Chen with adoration, but when she turned to look at the Fu family and Fu Yanran, her gaze was instantly cold and filled with killing intent.
“Scum, the likes of you, dare to humiliate the dragon king?”
“Kill them all, leave not a single one!”
“As for this Fu Yanran, she does have some beauty and seems to have a special constitution, which could be beneficial for dual cultivation?”
“Hmph, sell her to the Joy Building. she should fetch a good price, but I have one requirement: she must not be allowed to die, at least, not too early.”
“And she must receive guests every day…”
Fu Yanran’s entire body trembled violently, immediately collapsing on the ground.
The Fu family wanted to resist, but their strength was far from enough to do so.
In merely a blink of an eye, they were all subdued.
Except for Fu Yanran, the entire Fu family was utterly annihilated, even the eggs were shaken up, and even the earthworm was dug out and cut up vertically, leaving fu yanran in despair, filled with regret.
…
The little dragon Maiden only felt dizzy and disoriented, until now, she had barely recovered.
But her curiosity got the better of her, “What is this Joy Building?”
“What guests does she receive?”
“Children, don’t ask foolish questions.” Lin Fan still had some moral principles, at least not teaching the young girl inappropriate things. Even before crossing over, he didn’t lack discussions with beautiful women about life and philosophy, but he didn’t particularly like overly thin and delicate types, at least, in his view, his taste was normal.
But Long aojiao merely snorted, “What is this Joy Building?”
“What guests does she receive?”
“Children, don’t ask foolish questions.” Lin fan still had a certain moral bottom line, at least he couldn’t teach the young girl inappropriate things.
But the little dragon maiden remained puzzled, “What is this Joy Building?”
Long aojiao, “What guests?”
Long Aojiao’s lips quivered slightly, but she ultimately remained speechless, continuing would only make her awkward.
Just, what kind of person is this girl, not even knowing this?
Where did her cultivation come from?
This time, it was long aojiao’s turn to be curious.
Lin fan was speechless, changing the topic, “This isn’t important. But I did think of something.”
“Are you thinking of…” Fan jianqiang suddenly widened his eyes.
“…”
“Want to say?”
Fan jian qiang hurriedly waved his hands, “I don’t know anything, Master, you go ahead.”
(End of chapter)
Lin Fan spread his hands and said, "Hey, it's just a little story."
"Once upon a time, there was a powerful cultivator who called himself the Dragon King. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, he was exiled overseas. However, as he had many enemies, they couldn't find him, so they shifted their target to his family."
"And so..."
"The Dragon King's wife was sold to a brothel and forced to entertain guests."
"Three years later, the Dragon King returned and discovered that his wife had become the top courtesan in the brothel. He was furious."
"In his anger, he summoned ten thousand powerful cultivators under his command.
(End of Chapter)
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