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Chapter 163: Shocking! It's the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King! (Part 2)
Chapter 163: Shocking! It's the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King! (Part 2)
This proves that the other party is genuinely awkward!
But if I were to turn the tables, if my guess is correct, this template guy is even more awkward, brainless, and full of flaws compared to the Long Ao Tian template.
Being able to finish a plot and not scratch out a three-bedroom apartment with your toes is already considered invincible!
However, Long Aojiao's criticism didn't end there.
"But don't say that, you guys really shouldn't say that!"
"It's a bit awkward, but it's also quite enjoyable. I really want to know how this will develop."
"Wait a moment, no matter what happens, wait for me to finish watching this spectacle first!"
Lin Fan: "..."
Fan Jianqiang: "..."
...
"Wang Shao, don't pay attention to this useless person. Today is a joyous occasion, and it's not good to get angry or see blood. Leave this matter to us, the Fu family, to handle."
"Let's first entertain the guests, and then according to your Wang family's rules..."
Fu Qichun personally apologized.
Wang Shao also gave face and didn't want to be laughed at by the guests, so he nodded and said, "Everything will be done as the elder says."
"Come!"
He waved his hand, and immediately, a servant boy hurriedly approached with a tray.
On the tray, a pearl radiated dazzling light.
"Hiss!"
The crowd gasped in surprise.
Fu Qichun's eyes widened in disbelief. "This... this is... a Seventh Rank Vitality Pill?"
"A single pill can extend life by a thousand years. Even an ordinary person who takes it can live a thousand years without any illness or disaster!"
"Exactly!"
Wang Shao smiled. "This Vitality Pill is part of the betrothal gift. It was personally crafted by the Alchemy King."
"Please accept it, elder."
"Good, good, good, good!"
Fu Qichun was overjoyed.
The guests also praised the gift.
For a moment, the atmosphere was extremely harmonious and lively.
Only Jiangchen frowned slightly, thinking to himself, "This Vitality Pill... isn't it the one I crafted and gave to the Alchemy King before?"
"How dare you!"
"How dare you!"
Just at that moment.
The middle-aged beautiful woman, for some reason, stepped forward to provoke Jiangchen. "Our new groom is generous, giving such a treasure right away. It's not like some useless person."
"You've been a son-in-law in our Fu family for three years, and you've achieved nothing. You only waste resources and food, let alone any repayment or gifts."
"If I were him, I would have found a tofu stall and ended my life!"
"You don't even have the face to live~!"
She even deliberately patted her own face, her mocking skills reaching their peak.
Jiangchen took a step forward and smiled coldly with a crooked mouth. "Good, since that's the case, I'll compare with this Wang Shao today!"
The crowd was stunned for a moment, and then everyone burst into laughter.
"Haha, this is the best joke I've ever heard."
"You, a useless person, dare to compare with Wang Shao?"
"What are you?"
"If Wang Shao looks at you directly, it's already his loss!"
"Useless!"
"..."
Wang Shao was so angry that he laughed. "Good, good, compare with me? Then I'll give you this chance, and don't say I didn't give you this chance!"
"Can you take out a Seventh Rank Vitality Pill?"
Jiangchen shook his head slowly. "I can't take it out."
"As soon as he spoke, the crowd burst into laughter again."
"What are you talking about if you can't produce it?"
"Nonsense!"
"Hahaha..."
"I haven't finished speaking yet," Jiangchen said with a crooked smile. "I can't produce a Seventh Level Vitality Pill, but an Eighth Level..."
"I do have one!"
With a wave of his hand, a blinding light appeared.
An Eighth Level Vitality Pill materialized in his palm.
The laughter of the crowd abruptly ceased, as if someone had gripped their throats.
"Eighth... Eighth Level?"
"Impossible!"
"You, a useless fool, how could you possibly have an Eighth Level Vitality Pill?"
"It's fake, it's all fake!"
Jiangchen's smile remained crooked. "Hehe, whether it's real or not, can't you tell the difference?"
"Old man."
"What do you think?"
He tossed the pill, and it landed in Fu Qichun's hand. After a brief examination and a moment of hesitation, Fu Qichun's face went numb.
He turned to Jiangchen, utterly shocked.
"This...?"
"How is this possible?"
"Where did you steal this Eighth Level Vitality Pill?"
Jiangchen's eyebrows furrowed slightly.
"Pfft!"
Dragon Aojiao spat out the sunflower seed she was chewing, her mouth twitching. "I... this?"
She was speechless. "It's not just awkward, but he's also brainless."
"No, he's stupid!"
"I've never seen anyone as stupid as him!"
"The way the Fu family humiliates and looks down on him, if I were in his shoes, I would have killed them all and destroyed the entire Fu family."
"Not just the Fu family, even the Wang family wouldn't escape!"
"Anyone here who dares to mock me will die!"
"But this Jiangchen, clearly capable, yet he's repaying kindness with enmity. After the way they've treated him, he's still offering an Eighth Level Vitality Pill to this old bastard..."
"No, what's he thinking?"
"Where's his brain?"
Fan Jianqiang couldn't help but speak up. "Is it possible that he had some ability, but now he's completely lost it?"
"Why?" Dragon Aojiao asked, puzzled.
Lin Fan understood. Fan Jianqiang was referring to Dragon Aojiao's 'Dumbing Down Halo'.
But he felt it wasn't the case.
Because...
This kind of thing, it's just that he's genuinely brainless. It's no wonder Dragon Aojiao has a 'Dumbing Down Halo'.
"It's fine, let's keep watching."
Lin Fan could only respond in this way.
Dragon Aojiao: "..."
"Where did you steal this from?"
In response to the interrogation, Jiangchen smiled crookedly again, infuriating everyone.
You're really laughing! And you're always smiling like that, do you have a problem with your mouth?
"Steal?"
"Hehe, why don't you go steal one and show it to me?"
"Nonsense!"
"Good idea!"
"Good!"
Wang Shao let out a cold snort. His arrogance and anger had reached their peak, so intense that it almost seemed fake, like a terrible actor trying too hard. "It seems you're not as pathetic as they say, but so what?"
"This Vitality Pill is just a part of the Wang family's betrothal gift!"
Clap!
He clapped his hands.
Someone handed him a storage bag.
He took the bag and opened it.
Boom!
In an instant, a dense Essence Spirit Qi burst forth, and the Essence Stones' radiance was so blinding that the crowd could hardly keep their eyes open! When they finally regained their vision, they saw Essence Stones everywhere, at least a hundred million of them! "A hundred million Essence Stones, also part of the betrothal gift!"
Wang Shao let out a cold laugh and stored the Essence Stones in the bag. Then, with a cold smile, he said, "Do you have that?"
"A hundred million?"
"I'll give you a billion!" Jiangchen responded with a crooked smile.
"Nonsense!"
"You, a billion?"
Everyone mocked him, not a single person willing to believe.
"I can't offer a billion, but naturally, someone is willing to help me."
Jiangchen pinched his fingers and chanted, "Gongsun Tao!"
"Gongsun Tao?" The crowd was surprised.
"The master of the Gongsun family, the number one financial group in Sea Moon Immortal City?"
"You dare to call the Gongsun family master by his name? Don't you want to live?"
Before they could react, a shocked voice echoed from outside the room: "Gong... Gongsun family master and Gongsun First Miss are here!!!"
They really came? The crowd's scalp went numb.
Before they could even process the situation, Gongsun Tao, accompanied by the stunning Gongsun Miss, approached Jiangchen: "Greetings..."
Jiangchen raised his hand to help them up and interrupted.
"No need for formalities."
"Are the Essence Stones ready?"
Jiangchen asked with a crooked smile.
Gongsun Miss nodded immediately and opened the storage bag in her hand. The crowd could clearly see the terrifying number of Essence Stones inside, a full billion!
"This?"
Everyone was stunned.
Wang Shao's face turned ugly. "Gongsun family master, Gongsun Miss, is there some misunderstanding here? Why are you helping this useless person?"
"Yes, Mr. Gongsun, Miss Gongsun, what's going on?" Fu Qichun was also baffled.
Fu Yanran's mother, the beautiful woman, jumped in: "You two must have been deceived by this useless fellow. He's just a useless son-in-law..."
"Shut up!"
Gongsun Tao let out a cold snort. "Such slander against Jiangchen! Today, I, Gongsun Tao, will see who dares to insult Jiangchen!"
As they watched the escalating drama, Dragon Aojiao finally stopped her mocking.
Although the story is still filled with cliches, the climax has arrived! Just then, she suddenly frowned.
"Come out!"
"Oh no, I've been discovered, hehe."
Suddenly, a small head poked out from the tree trunk, followed by the entire body, which then transformed into a cute little girl. However, the tree trunk she had just hidden in remained completely intact.
Lin Fan blinked in surprise, "Little Long Nu?"
Wasn't this the same Little Long Nu he met when he left the Flower Sanctuary? That's right, she had also mentioned looking for some Dragon King, but he never expected to run into her here.
But then again, if she knew that the Dragon King she was looking for was such a thing, she would surely be disappointed.
"Is that you?"
Little Long Nu recognized Lin Fan and smiled, "We meet again."
"Where are those two beautiful sisters?"
"Oh, let's not talk about that for now, shh!!!"
She lowered her voice and said mischievously, "I have a definite piece of news, the Dragon King will appear here today!"
Dragon Aojiao: "???"
"The Dragon King will appear here?"
"To watch these... idiots perform?"
Lin Fan's lips twitched.
In other words...
"Is there a possibility that the Dragon King isn't here to watch their performance, but is actually the main character of this grand play?"
But this was truly absurd.
...
If a brief exchange between them could bring about a new twist in the play.
The Gongsun family had plenty of 'money', and their appearance immediately overshadowed Wang Shao.
Fu Qichun was also surprised, "I didn't expect this."
Wang Shao was furious, "Gongsun Family Head, I'm giving you face by addressing you as such. If I don't give you face, who are you to me?"
"Your Gongsun family may be the wealthiest in Sea Moon Immortal City, but in terms of strength, my Wang family has always been superior to your Gongsun family!"
"Today is my son's wedding day, and if your Gongsun family insists on blocking it, are you sure you want to be enemies with my Wang family?"
"And if we are?"
Gongsun Miss coldly hummed, her eyes filled with love as she looked at Jiangchen.
Fu Yanran, at this moment, fell silent. She felt a bit sour, a bit regretful, but more than anything, she felt hatred.
"Fine, if your Gongsun family is like this, don't blame my Wang family for being impolite!"
"Your Gongsun family's strength is inferior to my Wang family, and your allies are even weaker!"
"Even the City Lord is a friend of my Wang family."
"This place is not within the city, and fighting is not prohibited!"
"If your Gongsun family wants to die, then perish!"
Wang Shao was a ruthless man.
He immediately ordered his men to kill Gongsun Tao and her entourage.
If you can't solve the problem, then eliminate the person who caused it.
Gongsun Tao's face changed slightly.
He didn't expect this Wang family member to be so ruthless and decisive.
If they really fought, Gongsun Tao would be...
"No matter."
Just then, Jiangchen smiled with a crooked mouth, "Let him call for help, I want to see how many people he can gather."
As soon as he spoke, Gongsun Tao and her father remained calm, nodding slightly.
Wang Shao was filled with doubt and uncertainty.
But at this moment, he was also in a difficult situation.
However, this was also a great opportunity.
The Wang family had long coveted the Gongsun family's business, but they had never had the chance to get their hands on it. Now, the opportunity was right in front of them, and they even had a reason~
Blocking my son's wedding is a mortal enemy!
If you eliminate the Gongsun family, no one will dare to oppose you.
Since it's like this, why hesitate?
As soon as Wang Shao spread the news, the entire Wang family took it very seriously.
Not only did they immediately send their best experts, but they also contacted numerous allies, mobilizing everyone!
The Gongsun family wasn't idle either, and they sent out all their experts.
In fact, they met on the way and started fighting before even reaching their destination.
Fortunately, they fought while on the move, so there weren't many casualties, but the commotion was huge!)
"Gongsun Tao, you're quite bold, but I wonder where you get your confidence from~"
The Wang family head was thrilled, "Regardless, today, if you dare to disrupt my son's wedding, it will be your end!"
"Today, the Gongsun family will be destroyed!"
"Kill!"
A major battle was about to break out.
At that moment, the Wang family's 'reinforcements' arrived.
Although the Wang family was already stronger than the Gongsun family, if they really fought, they would also suffer heavy losses and it would be difficult to wipe out the Gongsun family completely.
As the saying goes, the longer the night, the more dreams. If they were going to fight, they would give it their all.
They aimed to take down the Gongsun family in the shortest time possible.
"Hahaha, all the old friends have arrived just in time!"
"Quick, join the Wang family and let's completely defeat the Gongsun family, leaving them with no chance to recover!"
"They dared to obstruct my son's wedding, they are truly despicable, and this is the last straw!"
The powerful experts and forces who arrived all smiled.
They were all very happy.
Once the Gongsun family was destroyed, that enormous wealth would be up for grabs, and everyone could get a share.
"That's for sure."
"Come, let's join hands!"
"The Gongsun family will be annihilated today!"
They arrived with excitement, and their first words were about destroying the Gongsun family. But suddenly, they saw Jiangchen standing among the crowd, seemingly ordinary.
In an instant, more than half of the people who had just arrived knelt on the ground, their faces turning pale.
Plop, plop...
In the midst of everyone's confusion and disbelief, these experts knelt down and then...
They prostrated themselves and bowed, "Long live the Dragon King!"
"Dragon King?!"
Everyone was shocked.
...
Dragon Aojiao and Lin Fan, who were eating sunflower seeds, suddenly paused, "What... what King? Dragon what?"
"Dragon King?!"
Little Long Nu was stunned.
Lin Fan and Fan Jianqiang exchanged glances and then both put down their hands.
"Cheers!"
"It's indeed the Crooked Mouth Dragon King!"
(End of Chapter)
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