Chapter 160: Not a Hammer Maiden, Are You Disappointed?

Chapter 160: Not a Hammer Maiden, Are You Disappointed?

Thor felt a surreal sense of disbelief, as if he were in the middle of a strange dream.

In front of him stood a naked young man, his body shimmering with a layer of silver powder. He had a decent appearance, but at the moment, he was filled with curiosity as he examined his own body and Thor’s hand.

"Thor, can you let go for a bit? I want to see what I look like down there."

"Are you... Mjolnir?"

Thor’s face turned ashen, and he instinctively tightened his grip, causing the young man to cry out in pain.

"Hey, hey, hey! You’re going to cripple me! Something’s wrong with my body right now, Thor, let go!"

Thor trembled as he released his grip, his eyes vacant. "I... I don’t understand."

Why did the hammer turn into a person?

And a man, no less!

He admitted that after reading certain books during his teenage years, he had indeed fantasized about Mjolnir turning into a human and becoming his partner, but that was a hammer maiden!

"I don't understand either, but I think it's because of... the Lickilicky..."

[Loki’s magic gave Mjolnir a human form and life, but also made him vulnerable. Lu Ke’s domain further suppressed his mystic energies, weakening him even more.]



[The violent impact from the sky caused Mjolnir’s memories to become disordered. He forgot about his involvement in Lu Ke and Loki’s plot, which is reasonable.]



"I forgot!"

At this point, someone in the crowd had already called the police. Within three seconds, a group of uniformed officers rushed over, glanced at the two of them, and waved their hands.

"Public indecency, take them away!"

Thor, regaining his senses, noticed their malicious intent and instinctively reached out into the air. Mjolnir, sensing something, looked up.

"Thor, are you calling me? I can’t fly right now!"

"Don’t worry, Mjolnir. Just rest for now. I’ll find a way to turn you back."

Thor wiped his face, mustering his courage. He consoled himself, "It’s fine. A hammer maiden isn’t necessary. Mjolnir as a man is even better. He’s my brother and my weapon!"

"I’m fine with not turning back. I feel more free this way!"

Ignoring Mjolnir’s comment, Thor tensed his body and shouted, "Let you see the might of Odin’s son!"

He charged forward like a bull, knocking one officer flying with a headbutt and punching another in the gut, causing the officer to clutch his stomach and retreat.

His broad, muscular frame, even with his divine powers suppressed, was enough to take down a few officers.

"Good boy, public indecency is one thing, but assaulting a police officer is another!"

The squad leader’s face hardened, and the surrounding officers drew their tasers in unison.

Thor charged forward with a proud look, aiming a punch at the squad leader’s head. The leader nimbly dodged and struck Thor with the taser.

"Foolish, that short and brittle weapon!"

As the taser was activated, electricity coursed through Thor’s body, causing him to convulse. Before he could recover, five or six officers simultaneously pressed their tasers against him.

"No..."

Zap! Zap! Zap!

Thud!

Thor’s eyes rolled back, and he lost consciousness, falling to the ground.

Mjolnir sauntered over, swinging his "handle" and poking Thor’s cheek. "Hey, Thor, what’s with you? A few mere mortals took you down."

The squad leader glanced at him. "He’s an accomplice. Take him too!"

"Who are you kidding? I’m Mjolnir, the treasure of Asgard. You mortals can’t take me."

Mjolnir lifted his chin proudly. "Heal Thor quickly, and then kneel and lick me. If you do, I’ll let you touch me. But not my handle, you’re not worthy of lifting me."

"This kid is nuts. Check his records and prepare to send him to a mental institution."

"Got it, boss!"

An officer easily picked up Mjolnir and slung him over his shoulder, causing Mjolnir to shout.

"Damn it! This is impossible!"

Seeing himself getting closer to the police car, Mjolnir panicked. "Wait, guys, let’s make a deal. Don’t heal Thor, just let me go."

He reluctantly pushed his hips forward. "Consider yourselves lucky. If it comes to it, I’ll let you touch my handle. You know, even Asgard’s second prince can only touch me when Thor is asleep."

"Ha."

The officer carrying him chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I just thought of something funny."

The officer coughed and straightened his face. "What nonsense is this? Asgard? Never heard of it! It’s the 21st century, feudalism is long gone. No more princes or anything like that!"

...

Thor slowly regained consciousness, his body aching. He lifted his hands and noticed silver restraints on them. He looked up and saw two police officers sitting across from him.

For some reason, he felt a sense of familiarity from the two officers.

"Have we met before?"

"Don’t try to establish a connection. Just confess, and it will go easier on you."

The first officer was lean and muscular, with sharp features. He looked good, but his demeanor was that of a thug. He viciously kicked the table in front of him.

"You're charged with public disturbance, assaulting an officer, robbery, sexual assault, and more. You'll be spending at least a year behind bars, whether you like it or not!"

"Don't be so rough. Have you heard of civilized law enforcement?"

The other officer, more composed and refined, smiled gently at him. "Have you eaten? I brought you a box lunch. You can eat first and confess later if you like."

"Mjolnir, where's my Mjolnir!"

Thor reflexively clenched his hand, but the hammer didn't fly to him. Instead, a commotion erupted from the next room.

"Shut up, you moron! I just said I can't fly right now! Thor, you idiot, some puny human just picked me up, ugh... my honor is ruined!"

Crack—

Hearing Mjolnir had been picked up by someone else, Thor felt his heart shatter. The world went dark, and he felt an inexplicable heaviness on his head, tinged with a green glow.

"You... how could you let another man pick you up!"

"It wasn't intentional; it happened so suddenly! It's all your fault, how could you not even handle a few humans!"

"They ambushed me! I am Thor, the Son of Odin, the God of Thunder!"

"Shut up."

The brutish officer spat on the ground. "God of Thunder, my ass. I'm here to uphold the glory of the Northern gods."

The refined officer waited patiently for Thor to calm down before continuing.

"You seem very confused. How about this: organize your thoughts and answer our questions. If you don't cooperate, you won't be going anywhere."

Thor slammed his hands on the table. "I can leave whenever I want!"

"Ha, still defiant in custody!"

The brutish officer raised an eyebrow and pulled out a taser, making Thor's eyes twitch. He sat back down obediently.

"Next, we'll ask you some basic information. Just answer, and consider it a memory check, okay?"

Feeling a sense of familiarity, Thor grunted and nodded.

"Name."

"Thor Odinson."

"Gender."

"Are you trying to insult me?"

"Got it, gender: you're trying to insult me."

The refined officer wrote down the answer without a hint of irritation. "Don't worry, the management here thinks version T0 needs to be nerfed, so they're implementing gender freedom. Even a Walmart plastic bag and an attack helicopter are recognized."

Thor: (_)



He didn't understand a word.

"Who else lives with you?"

"My father, the great Odin, my mother, the Queen Frigga, and my brother, the God of Mischief, Loki."

"He's the God of Trickery," the refined officer corrected, jotting down notes.

The brutish officer leaned in, smiling. "Who's the most important to you, your father or your mother?"

"Do you really need to ask that?" Thor frowned.

He understood he was in custody, and the Asgardian Guard was similar to the law enforcement here, but he'd never heard of them asking such personal questions!

"This is necessary to understand family dynamics," the refined officer glanced at the brutish officer, not contradicting him.

"I must include my brother, Loki."

The refined officer's eyes flickered. "Why include Loki?"

"Loki and I grew up together, relying on each other for over a thousand years. He is incredibly important to me."

The refined officer's eyes softened, and he chuckled softly. "So, who's the most important to you?"

"My mother, Frigga!"

The refined officer: "..."

"But you just said Loki is incredibly important to you."

"Of course, all my family members are incredibly important, but Loki is the least important of them."

"Why did you include Loki then?"

"Because I don't want my father to be at the bottom!"

Thor answered matter-of-factly.

The refined officer's smile remained, but he fell silent.

The brutish officer, struggling to hold back laughter, coughed. "I'll... I'll go to the bathroom."

Moments later, the sound of uncontrollable laughter echoed from the restroom.

"Judgment can now be passed. Mr. Thor Odinson, you are charged with illegal immigration, public disturbance, sexual assault, assaulting an officer, and robbery. You will be sentenced to death, to be carried out immediately."

The refined officer put down his notes. "Here's a phone. You have three minutes to call your family."

"Oh, do you remember their numbers? If not, there's nothing we can do."

He waved the phone in front of Thor, then stood up, clapping his hands. Two burly officers entered from behind.

"Take him away for execution, immediately!"

"Wait! You can't just sentence someone to death so casually!"

Thor panicked. He hadn't done anything too serious, just roughed up a couple of officers.

Well, it might be a significant crime, but not a capital offense!

(End of Chapter)

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