Chapter 156: How Dare You Write Anything and Everything

Chapter 156: How Dare You Write Anything and Everything

The morning sunlight bathed the towering mountains, and a vibrant rainbow stretched across the entire realm, making it feel like stepping into a fairy tale.

The beauty of Asgard remained as enchanting as ever.

However, something seemed off now.

Luk frowned as he surveyed his surroundings, confirming that he was back in Asgard on the second day of the victory banquet, which was 8:00 AM Earth time.

This was the second time he had returned to this exact moment.

"Luk the Mage, I need your help."

Seeing Luk remain silent, Sif repeated her request with a hint of embarrassment.

"Sorry, I'm busy."

A portal opened, revealing the Bifrost Bridge on the other side. Heimdall, clad in golden armor and with eyes sharper than an eagle's, fixed his gaze on Luk.

Without hesitation, Luk stepped through the portal onto the Bifrost Bridge, nodding politely at Heimdall.

"This is our more formal meeting, isn't it? Heir to the Supreme Mage, you look different from what I've seen before."

"That was my avatar, an extension of my body. Please don't worry about it."

Luk didn't want to waste time on trivial matters and maintained a serious expression. "Heimdall, Guardian of the Bifrost, I need you to send me back to Midgard. Odin has granted me permission to use the Bifrost, correct?"

"Indeed, but Thor's victory banquet isn't over yet. Do you have something urgent to attend to?"

"I need to verify a hypothesis."

Luk stared at Heimdall, his brow furrowed. "Can you do that?"

Heimdall didn't respond, silently inserting his sword into the Bifrost's activation mechanism.

A beam of light enveloped Luk, and he felt his body passing through a spatial tunnel. Strange lights flashed before his eyes as he was rapidly transported from Asgard to Earth.

So far, everything seemed normal.

Luk watched the shifting spatial tunnel with heightened alertness, always on the lookout for anomalies. Suddenly, a snap echoed from somewhere.

...

"I need your help."

Seeing Sif standing before him for the fourth time, Luk's mood soured.

"Absolutely not, scram!"

Sif stood frozen, taken aback by his treatment.

"You..."

"If you and Thor had even the slightest chance, you wouldn't have been stuck for over a thousand years. Just be honest and stick to being friends."

"I..."

"I have something important to do. I'll see you later."

Ignoring Sif, Luk opened a portal to the Ancient One's chambers. The Old One was lounging in a recliner, eyes closed and relaxed. Upon seeing Luk, he gave him a mischievous look.

"Young people have so much energy. Playing games with a dozen people, be careful not to overexert yourself."

Luk's face remained serious. "Ancient One, cut the act. I already know."

The Ancient One looked puzzled. "Know what?"

"Time travel! You did it, didn't you?"

After some thought, the only person capable of time travel in the room was the Ancient One. Odin, though powerful, lacked the authority over time, and with the Time Stone in his possession, the Ancient One would be far more adept at using it than Strange, easily capable of reversing a few days.

"Ridiculous. If I had time-traveled, I would know."

The Ancient One mumbled, touching the Eye of Agamotto around his neck, preparing to check the timeline. He suddenly paused, as if listening to something.

"Listen, Luk the Mage, I just remembered something I need to do. You should head back."

Luk: ???

The Ancient One's face showed a mix of hesitation and reluctance. Finally, he gave a subtle hint.

"Luk the Mage, you can eat anything, but you shouldn't write anything and everything."

With that, he waved his sleeve, and the space around Luk shifted, returning him to the door of the chamber Odin had assigned him. The absence of Sif confirmed this wasn't another time loop.

"What the hell is going on?"

Luk stood there, bewildered, trying to open a portal to the Ancient One's chambers but found it blocked by a barrier.

He thought carefully. The Ancient One's behavior clearly indicated he had received an enlightenment from Eternity. The only person who could make Eternity intervene and warn against interference, while also capable of time travel...

Is there such a person in Asgard?

There is, but it seems unlikely.

Thinking about that possibility made Luk's lips twitch.

...

"Brothers, emergency!"

In a mysterious space, Marvel Luk appeared in a hurry.

Naruto Luk and Bleach Luk were playing cards. Seeing his anxious state, Naruto Luk invited him warmly.

"Let's play a round of Gwent first."

"You won't win against me."

Marvel Luk blurted out, then shook his head vigorously. "No, no, let's deal with my problem first."

Naruto Luk and Bleach Luk exchanged glances. "What's going on?"

"I've been time-traveled."

"Time-traveled? What does that mean?"

"Imagine suddenly returning to a fixed point in time you've already experienced." Marvel Luk calmed himself slightly.

"I see." Bleach Luk conjured a piece of paper and a pen, scribbling on it before showing it to Luk.

The drawing depicted a young boy in athletic wear holding the body of a blue-haired girl, facing a massive monster, with the girl's head lying at his feet.

"It's not a death loop. I didn't die, but I was reset. I suddenly found myself back at a fixed point in time."

"Oh~"

Naruto Luk nodded and conjured up a paper and pen, scribbling away.

This time, the drawing showed a man with a slicked-back hairstyle, dressed in a suit, licking a beautiful hand eagerly.

"It's close, but there are no Bug Arrows or Stand abilities in the Marvel universe."

The two looked at each other again and started drawing.

Naruto Luk: "Is it like this?"

This time, the drawing showed a red-haired girl in a white lab coat, staring resolutely at a strange machine.

"It's not Steins;Gate! Do you even understand what time travel means?"

Shinigami Luk: "Then it must be this."

A young man in a black classical robe, wearing a pointed hat and a monocle, hovered in the air, with a giant clock shadow behind him.

"It's not Doctor Who! It's time travel!"

"Got it, got it. Please continue."

"I went with the Ancient One to Thor's victory banquet. I just finished fighting a dozen female warriors..."

Shinigami Luk's eyes lit up: "Can you elaborate on that part?"

"No, the important part is what comes next!"

Marvel Luk was flustered, "When I came out, I saw Sif standing at my door, asking me to help her chase Thor."

"Ha ha~"

"What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing." Naruto Luk coughed twice, "I just think this plot sounds a bit like a doujinshi."

A beautiful heroine likes a dense protagonist, so she asks a blonde to help her, and before she knows it, she ends up in bed with the blonde, completely forgetting the protagonist. The video of their encounter ends up in the protagonist's mailbox...

"Thor is the blonde, and I have black hair, okay?"

Marvel Luk pouted, "Anyway, after I taught Sif some strategies, I was suddenly time-traveled back. At first, I didn't understand what was happening, so I didn't pay much attention. But after the banquet ended, I was time-traveled back again when I returned."

"I felt something was off, so I tried to leave Asgard early, but I was time-traveled back again. Then I went to see the Ancient One, but she refused to see me."

Naruto Luk raised an eyebrow, "The Ancient One and Odin are pretty strong, and since you're in the Marvel universe, which is a mix of comics and movies, the Ancient One is the bearded old man version, making her even more powerful. Who could make her cower?"

Without the Time Stone, Thanos would just be hammered by the Ancient One. Could it be that Kang the Conqueror is coming early? But even then, she wouldn't cower like this.

"Thinking it over, I suspect someone."

Marvel Luk hesitated, "Will you help me?"

"Of course! We're all one big Luk family! We'll help you, who else would?"

Curse Luk appeared with a flashy special effect, his tone confident.

"I've already learned all the spells from the original story to the point of domain expansion, and with the help of the other Lucks, I now know over a hundred different techniques!"

"Big deal, there are a total of 13,000 techniques, and you've only learned a hundred. You're only 1% of the way to becoming a god. What's there to be proud of?"

Shinigami Luk snorted, "Come on, buddy, check this out. I've learned all the Kido techniques, and I can cast up to level 95 without incantation, with no mana cost thanks to healing techniques!"

Naruto Luk scratched his head, "I've been busy learning techniques and forging weapons lately, so I haven't had much time to improve my strength. I'll just tag along with Marvel Luk."

"You guys are the best. You know I got into trouble with Loki, and you're still so loyal."

Marvel Luk was moved to tears, "From now on, you're all my honorary fathers."

The floating Dragon of the Mist slowly descended, speaking calmly, "Loki has the ability to time travel?"

"Probably the one from the TV series," Naruto Luk thought for a moment, "The one who used the Space Stone to teleport to another planet, causing a historical deviation and getting caught by the Time Variance Authority. I remember the ending was..."

Naruto Luk's voice slowed, his eyes widening in horror, "You got into trouble with the Loki who became the God of Stories, breaking the fourth wall and carrying the multiverse?"

A ripple of shock spread through the room, and all the Lucks quickly moved away from Marvel Luk.

"Don't come near me!"

"The shared space shouldn't attract the attention of such a powerful being, right?"

"Quick, kick Marvel out!"

"Calm down," Dragon of the Mist Luk spoke calmly, "How did you offend him? Did you beat up a weaker version of Loki?"

"Not really. I just made him fall for a few minutes. Thor was the one who injured him, and I healed both of them afterward."

Marvel Luk recalled, combining what the Ancient One had mentioned about not writing things carelessly, looking a bit embarrassed.

"Maybe it's because I wrote him into a novel."

"How did you write it?"

"Nothing much, just a love story between him, a female Ancient One, and the Scarlet Witch. You know, the domineering CEO type."

"That shouldn't be a big deal. After all, he's a powerful being. How could he care about such a small thing?"

"The problem is, I wrote something else."

Marvel Luk, with tears in his eyes, read the title, "Every day when I come home, I see my tsundere little brother pretending to be dead."

The other Lucks: ...

Leaving aside the yaoi, how could you write something like that, Marvel?

(End of Chapter)

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